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Posted: 1/7/2024 5:22:42 PM EDT
Lauren Boebert has denied punching her ex-husband twice in the nose after he made 'lewd advances' towards her at a restaurant in her district.
Colorado representative Boebert did admit to putting her hand on Jayson Boebert's face to 'keep him back' before he called 911. The pair married in 2005 but split in 2023 - and share four sons. She was dining at Miner's Claim in Silt when Jayson showed up to apologize about an earlier argument from when she had gone to pick up their children from his house. He allegedly started 'being disrespectful,' and becoming 'lewd' - at which point he 'made a motion' towards his ex-wife 'to grab her,' according to her aide speaking to the Daily Beast. The aide claimed the move was 'aggressive, not romantic.' Lauren then tried to keep him back and 'put her hand in his face, put her hand on his nose.' Lauren Boebert said in a statement: 'This is a sad situation for all that keeps escalating and another reason I'm moving. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12935823/Lauren-Boebert-cops-FIGHTING-restaurant.html She's the gift that keeps on giving. |
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Well, I'm sure back in the day he tongue punched her balloon knot many a time, and we're not reading about that in the news.
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Quoted: She's a fucking embarrassment. View Quote But pretty much all of GD wouldn't hesitate banging her. Attached File |
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She’s probably got an alibi because she was giving some rando a handjob under the table so her hands couldn’t have possibly been punching the ex.
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Quoted: But pretty much all of GD wouldn't hesitate banging her. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/26697/Screenshot_2024-01-07_140409_png-3085624.JPG View Quote With a bag over her head sure. |
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Quoted: But pretty much all of GD wouldn't hesitate banging her. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/26697/Screenshot_2024-01-07_140409_png-3085624.JPG View Quote WOOD |
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Well, she’s not banging whores, taking bribes and selling out the country (that we know of.)
So she has that going for her. Which is nice. |
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Quoted: Lauren Boebert has denied punching her ex-husband twice in the nose after he made 'lewd advances' towards her at a restaurant in her district. Colorado representative Boebert did admit to putting her hand on Jayson Boebert's face to 'keep him back' before he called 911. The pair married in 2005 but split in 2023 - and share four sons. She was dining at Miner's Claim in Silt when Jayson showed up to apologize about an earlier argument from when she had gone to pick up their children from his house. He allegedly started 'being disrespectful,' and becoming 'lewd' - at which point he 'made a motion' towards his ex-wife 'to grab her,' according to her aide speaking to the Daily Beast. The aide claimed the move was 'aggressive, not romantic.' Lauren then tried to keep him back and 'put her hand in his face, put her hand on his nose.' Lauren Boebert said in a statement: 'This is a sad situation for all that keeps escalating and another reason I'm moving. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12935823/Lauren-Boebert-cops-FIGHTING-restaurant.html She's the gift that keeps on giving. View Quote Feisty little gal isn't she |
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Quoted: But pretty much all of GD wouldn't hesitate banging her. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/26697/Screenshot_2024-01-07_140409_png-3085624.JPG View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: But pretty much all of GD wouldn't hesitate banging her. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/26697/Screenshot_2024-01-07_140409_png-3085624.JPG No doubt, shes got a decent body. Quoted: With a bag over her head sure. Always looking like she's sniffing a fart. |
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Quoted: But pretty much all of GD wouldn't hesitate banging her. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/26697/Screenshot_2024-01-07_140409_png-3085624.JPG View Quote stock sights on that 19? wood knot |
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Quoted: But pretty much all of GD wouldn't hesitate banging her. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/26697/Screenshot_2024-01-07_140409_png-3085624.JPG View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: She's a fucking embarrassment. But pretty much all of GD wouldn't hesitate banging her. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/26697/Screenshot_2024-01-07_140409_png-3085624.JPG Not with that ridiculous holster setup. She’d be an absolute liability if shit popped off. |
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Everywhere she goes and everything she does is splashed on the tabloids.
Funny that. Now let’s follow every other member of congress 24/7 to see what’s up. |
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Nothing compared to what Drmocrats do. They get applauded, Republicans get crucified
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what do ya TELL an ex husband with TWO black eyes?
Nothin, he's already been told twice. . . . . . . edited |
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Quoted: Well, she's not banging whores, taking bribes and selling out the country (that we know of.) So she has that going for her. Which is nice. View Quote Wonder how many supporters of hers were shot in a mostly peaceful capitol building tour? How many times did she ride Epstein airlines? She is pretty low on the list for being an embarrassment to politicians. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Everywhere she goes and everything she does is splashed on the tabloids. Funny that. Now let's follow every other member of congress 24/7 to see what's up. This. Democrats hate her. |
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I’d let her jerk me off in a crowded theatre.
Not sure I’d want her to represent me. |
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Quoted: You know how the system works-if he had lifted one finger against her it’s off to jail and all his guns confiscated. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Probably not as embarrassing as having to admit you got beat up by your ex wife though... You know how the system works-if he had lifted one finger against her it’s off to jail and all his guns confiscated. Sounds like he started it by lifting a hand, soooo... |
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Quoted: But pretty much all of GD wouldn't hesitate banging her. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/26697/Screenshot_2024-01-07_140409_png-3085624.JPG View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: She's a fucking embarrassment. But pretty much all of GD wouldn't hesitate banging her. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/26697/Screenshot_2024-01-07_140409_png-3085624.JPG I’d fart punch her tongue box. |
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If he was genuinely trying to sexually assault her, I don't really see the problem, nor do I care.
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Unlike a lot here, I have lived in a couple trailer parks. That is the nicest one I have seen |
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Boebert vs Gomas? Where are we on Hot/Crazy scale (don't know why the "Table" function inserts so many spaces...)
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Wasn't she caught making out with him and doing outfit changes in her car the day their divorce was finalized? Sounds like she tends to give mixed signals.
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What has she ever accomplished in Congress? 1/2 of GD worships her because she is cute, has boobs and carries a gun (in a stupid drop leg holster). I bet she already has a sugar daddy lined up in case she looses her election.
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Quoted: What has she ever accomplished in Congress? 1/2 of GD worships her because she is cute, has boobs and carries a gun (in a stupid drop leg holster). I bet she already has a sugar daddy lined up in case she looses her election. View Quote She says the things, and to the majority (either side) that's all that matters. |
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Lets run this one of out Congress.
But make sure we keep Jamal Bowman. You can pull the fire alarm to block a Congressional vote but stand up to the Progressive agenda they will go all out to destroy you. |
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