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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:13:33 PM EDT
https://nypost.com/2023/07/11/im-offering-a-5000-to-anyone-who-finds-me-a-husband/amp/
“A while ago, I told my friends I’d pay them $5,000 if they introduce me to my husband,” Eve Tilley-Coulson, 35, a corporate litigation attorney, from Los Angeles Attached File Tilley-Coulson then outlined her non-negotiables of her hottie-in-holy matrimony, insisting worthy candidates must fall within the age range of 27 to 40, stand 5-foot-11 or taller, boast a witty “British” sense of humor and have strong affinities for sports, animals, and kids. |
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She looks pretty, but I am sure there is a very long list of folks who are tired of her shit.
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Quoted: https://nypost.com/2023/07/11/im-offering-a-5000-to-anyone-who-finds-me-a-husband/amp/ “A while ago, I told my friends I’d pay them $5,000 if they introduce me to my husband,” Eve Tilley-Coulson, 35, a corporate litigation attorney, from Los Angeles https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/128204/165B3670-3E34-4DDB-BEEA-1076416831AC_jpe-2882124.JPG Tilley-Coulson then outlined her non-negotiables of her hottie-in-holy matrimony, insisting worthy candidates must fall within the age range of 27 to 40, stand 5-foot-11 or taller, boast a witty “British” sense of humor and have strong affinities for sports, animals, and kids. View Quote Even the dog doesn't want to be there... Good luck, ma'am. Her Insta has what you'd expect: https://www.instagram.com/ebtilley/ Glancing it over, and reading she wants to get married, I had a bit of, "To a man?", pop into my thoughts? Still an associate at Locke Lord---amazing how much info you can quickly find these days---which is mildly surprising for a 35 year old |
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How many times has she been drilled?
Can she even emotionally attach? |
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Lol, with those expectations she can expect to be forever alone.
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Played with fuck fuck boys all her life and now she wants a baby
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How does one acquire a hyphenated last name as a single person? Prior marriage?
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“I don’t have to stay married to him long….”
No. You are a fucking whore. Like many of your sex. |
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She's attractive but def starting to hit the wall. Also looks very expensive and high maintenance
Hope she finds what she's looking for but I doubt it |
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I bet there's a long list of shit she won't do, both in bed and around the farm.
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She's simply too old for a man of quality that she would find satisfactory because that man will have wild options available to him that he would have to give up to put a ring on her finger, the very act that would cause her to loose interest in him & divorce him likely stripping his wealth, dignity, social standing, & more.
She's a modern day spinster. |
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Quoted: She looks pretty, but I am sure there is a very long list of folks who are tired of her shit. View Quote That, and any man she marries has to know that she get’s off standing up to powerful men as a corporate litigant attorney and if she doesn’t handle her own divorces, she will know exactly who the best family law attorneys are in her area and will set up the perfect case for that attorney when the time comes. |
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I wonder if she has enough self awareness to regret all the decent men she has shot down over the years.
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Quoted: She's simply too old for a man of quality that she would find satisfactory because that man will have wild options available to him that he would have to give up to put a ring on her finger, the very act that would cause her to loose interest in him & divorce him likely stripping his wealth, dignity, social standing, & more. She's a modern day spinster. View Quote But what about the British humor?! |
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I'm not sure why so many women still want to get married so badly..
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Quoted: https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2023/07/NYPICHPDPICT000013866112.jpg https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2023/07/NYPICHPDPICT000013866111.jpg https://images.bild.de/64ad59119900a87f82b6db56/7dfacbe1a2a23a08e7a4dd1d4c48dea2,d247ca07?w=654 View Quote Definitely attractive, almost certainly nuttier than a squirrel turd. |
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I know a guy who would do it if I agreed to give him a kick-back. Maybe 50/50.
He's had a vasectomy so there won't be any paternity issues. But seriously, advertising for a life partner on social media is mighty tacky. |
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Tilley-Coulson then outlined her non-negotiables of her hottie-in-holy matrimony, insisting worthy candidates must fall within the age range of 27 to 40, stand 5-foot-11 or taller, boast a witty "British" sense of humor and have strong affinities for sports, animals, and kids. View Quote |
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I can tell who she is just by looking at the pics and I want nothing to do with it. If you have to use "British" to describe a sense of humor, you're daft. It's called sarcasm.
There are countless women just like her on the dating apps in Florida wondering why they "can't find the right man." Bitch, the one consistent thing in all your failed relationships is YOU. |
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She already sounds like a pain in the ass. God, can you imagine being married to an attorney (likely liberal) on the cusp of menopause?
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Quoted: I'm not sure why so many women still want to get married so badly.. View Quote She doesn't want to get married that badly. This is clearly some kind of social media stunt. Literally billions of men have married women less physically desirable than her. Normal ugly people don't make the news for having trouble finding their soul mate. |
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Quoted: https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2023/07/NYPICHPDPICT000013866112.jpg https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2023/07/NYPICHPDPICT000013866111.jpg https://images.bild.de/64ad59119900a87f82b6db56/7dfacbe1a2a23a08e7a4dd1d4c48dea2,d247ca07?w=654 View Quote OK, so what happens if I tell her I have a strong affinity for tiddies? |
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