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Attorney Lifestyle Normal west coast thinking And I am gonna guess HIGH MAINTENANCE JUST SAY NO! |
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1. She chooses to live in LA - Strike one
2. She is attractive, educated, has great tits and with a successful job but in her mid 30s without ever being married. That means there have been plenty of guys along the way that said "nope, nope, nope". Strike two. 3. She is an attention whore on social media - strike three. |
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Quoted: She looks pretty, but I am sure there is a very long list of folks who are tired of her shit. View Quote |
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Until she can straighten out her priorities, I got nothing for her.
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Quoted: Well hell. I was going to volunteer to 'take one for the team'. I'm 65 but still have a few rounds left in the mag. Then I saw that 40 years old and 5'-11" were requirements. So I'm too old, too short, and probably too 'short'. Damn. View Quote Dude, her “best by” date has just about past. She had better broaden her physical demands for a soul mate or the beneficiaries of her estate will probably be a dozen cats inheriting half a case of Chardonnay and a box full of worn-out dildos. |
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I bet enough men have snuck away from her in the middle of the night that she could change her name to "Mexico"
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She is attractive but not a "10". At best a low "8".
I suspect her problem is that she will only settle for a guy "10". Guys like that can get better than her, and younger too. |
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I know a 20 year old co worker I am always looking to set up but she's too old.
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2 possibilities with dating a lawyer.
1. She’s good at arguing And, the worse option 2. She’s bad at arguing |
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She has her list of "demands" all backwards for where she is fishing.
She should be looking for a fat, older guy who's short, divorced and has a couple teens. Likely a few DUI's and maybe a couple domestic assault arrests. That would be far more realistic. The guy she desires is banging 22 year olds that look a lot better than her. |
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I make that a day and she’s a butter face who probably has a shitty personality.
Fwiw: If you post photos of yourself trying to look classy with a glass of alcohol or fucked up, you’re not on my list of marriage material. |
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My first wife was an attorney. Getting deposed by my wife every day for thirteen years
was good practice. |
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The product of leftism and no doubt a raging leftist. It’s kind of sad but her future is cats.
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Quoted: I make that a day and she's a butter face who probably has a shitty personality. Fwiw: If you post photos of yourself trying to look classy with a glass of alcohol or fucked up, you're not on my list of marriage material. View Quote |
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Other than already married with kids, I probably meet most of the criteria. But if I weren't married, 35 year old lawyer whose only reason for wanting to get married is to pop out kids before her uterus starts showing it's age as much as those boobs surely wouldn't be high on my list.
Actually, I'd probably take her advice and be looking for 27 year olds as well. |
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Quoted: @Pallas your business makes $5000 a day or you make $5000 a day? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: I make that a day and she's a butter face who probably has a shitty personality. Fwiw: If you post photos of yourself trying to look classy with a glass of alcohol or fucked up, you're not on my list of marriage material. |
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The dog was a nice touch, but obviously not hers.
Would I put my penis in her vagina? Sure. But I don't fit in her parameters, and wouldn't want to. Marriage to that wouldn't be a life sentence, it would be a death sentence. |
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Quoted: https://nypost.com/2023/07/11/im-offering-a-5000-to-anyone-who-finds-me-a-husband/amp/ insisting worthy candidates must fall within the age range of 27 to 40, stand 5-foot-11 or taller, boast a witty “British” sense of humor and have strong affinities for sports, animals, and kids. [/i] View Quote She's gonna need more than $5k. She wants a boy toy, pay for it like everyone else. Btw guys, I got $5k for the first person who finds me a girl who wants to marry me BUT girl is gonna have to be a virgin 18-25, minimum 36Ds who has practiced deep throat for 5 years with a sex toy and can manage 10 inches. She also must have a professional career with min. annual salary of $250k or more plus benefits. She must drive her own vehicle and have the credit to lease on for me. She should be an 8 or better on a 10 scale and must have her own AR15 and know how to shoot. And it must be true love where she has a powerful sexual attraction for me. So again...FIVE GRAND just sitting there for the taking. Go find her for me. |
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She will continue to remain single as she searches for her perfect man.
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The wall is ready to claim another one, boys.
I would feel sorry for all these ladies, but they did it to themselves letting themselves become brainwashed with modern woman power thinking. |
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Good lookin woman with a good job has to advertise her inability to find a man?
She's the debil and we all know it... |
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My wife gets “friend” requests from dudes on FB or wherever and comments on how scammy they look. The pics are a big clue. One with an animal, some on vacation or outdoors, some professional, dressed up or in uniform… basically trying to be what a woman would want. This looks the same, just switch the sexes.
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Quoted: I wonder if she has enough self awareness to regret all the decent men she has shot down over the years. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: I wonder if she has enough self awareness to regret all the decent men she has shot down over the years. Quoted: Bingo Attached File |
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What she fails to list is that they need to also be a flaming liberal cuck.
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