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Posted: 12/13/2020 10:15:43 AM EST
I just want to get a haircut. A fucking haircut.
The government has managed to screw up a guy getting his fucking hair cut. Think about that. |
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I got my haircut yesterday. No mask required. No fucks given.
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Just watch a YouTube, it’s easy.
-Stretchin’ Gretchen, who smuggles a hairdresser in to get her hair did before every new conference |
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View Quote Quoted: Wahl has the answer my friend. View Quote Tried that, I'm not good at it. |
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Look around for small one or two operator shops. You'll probably have to get an appointment though.
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Barber shops and salons in CA are shut down.
I got a text from mine saying they were taking appointments. Salon closest to me has cheerful Christmas spray snow all over the windows so you can't see in. |
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I like my barber. She gives me BJ's on occasion, too. Always open, just faded me up last night.
But yeah, this shit needs to end. My barber also suggested moving to a free state where our kids could go back to school. She's over the BS, also. |
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Quoted: Look around for small one or two operator shops. You'll probably have to get an appointment though. View Quote That's my point, I'm sure I'll figure it out, but they're shouldn't be any figuring out to do. "Hello, I would like a haircut" "Certainly sir that will require some money" "I happen to have money" "Wonderful sir please sit in this chair and I will avail you of my services" THAT'S HOW HARD GETTING A HAIRCUT SHOULD BE |
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Quoted: Barber shops and salons in CA are shut down. I got a text from mine saying they were taking appointments. Salon closest to me has cheerful Christmas spray snow all over the windows so you can't see in. View Quote My wife's gym is the same. They have tarps up covering the windows. She asked about it. They said that they're doing construction. |
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Shits gone underground. Get your barbers number and have him come to the house.
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View Quote That has been solving my haircut issue for years. |
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I've caught shit for using a Flowbee for several years. Who's laughing now, bitches?
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Quoted: Shits gone underground. Get your barbers number and have him come to the house. View Quote That's what my wife and I are doing. Our stylist is still paying rent on his salon. It's not a lot by San Diego standards, just $750 per month, but he's not getting the income he normally sees from renting his chairs out to other stylists. He's a cool dude, rides a Harley-Davidson. My wife needs cut and color every month or so, and I need my hair brought back under control. We give him all the booze he wants and tip him very heavily. |
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I DON'T WANT TO TURN INTO A DIRTY LONG HAIR
The shadow government is creating hippies on purpose |
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Hey, OP! When you do get it cut, save the trimmings and mail them to Govenor Blackface with an FU note.
In an anonymous envelope, of course. |
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I am moving by a dozen miles or so, so last week I thought I would check out the tiny barber shop closer to the new homestead.
Walking in, 3 chairs,3 barbers, zero masks, and the guy who cut my hair was open carrying. I loved it. |
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Quoted: Hey, OP! When you do get it cut, save the trimmings and mail them to Govenor Blackface with an FU note. In an anonymus envelope, of course. View Quote Yeah I might actually do that. Even though a worker will open it, at least I'm making some employee rethink working for Northam. I went out after midnight on a walk just for spite last night. (Obviously I really showed Northam because literally no one cared) |
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Quoted: I just want to get a haircut. A fucking haircut. The government has managed to screw up a guy getting his fucking hair cut. Think about that. View Quote I just want to see it all burn. Alberta is once again locked down, like a Dem-run state. Kenney is a cuckservative/"conservative" |
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Buzzed head, for the win.
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Whiskers, come on down to TX and we'll get you some BBQ and a haircut.
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Quoted: Quoted: Wahl has the answer my friend. Tried that, I'm not good at it. Practice makes perfect. I've had the same Made in USA Wahl clippers since college (early 2000s). I only had to buy a new blade set this year. I cut my hair, and my son's now. I may go back to the barber shop after they drop the mask crap. I cut my hair with the 1" guide on top, 5/8" on the sides, and the ear taper guides around the ears. Usually I'll do it in the garage so I can just blow the clippings into the yard afterward. |
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Quoted: I just want to see it all burn. Alberta is once again locked down, like a Dem-run state. Kenney is a cuckservative/"conservative" View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: I just want to get a haircut. A fucking haircut. The government has managed to screw up a guy getting his fucking hair cut. Think about that. I just want to see it all burn. Alberta is once again locked down, like a Dem-run state. Kenney is a cuckservative/"conservative" I'm really close to that point. To put it objectively instead of emotionally, government is affecting society now. They shouldn't be able to affect society. |
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Quoted: Practice makes perfect. I've had the same Made in USA Wahl clippers since college (early 2000s). I only had to buy a new blade set this year. I cut my hair, and my son's now. I may go back to the barber shop after they drop the mask crap. I cut my hair with the 1" guide on top, 5/8" on the sides, and the ear taper guides around the ears. Usually I'll do it in the garage so I can just blow the clippings into the yard afterward. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Wahl has the answer my friend. Tried that, I'm not good at it. Practice makes perfect. I've had the same Made in USA Wahl clippers since college (early 2000s). I only had to buy a new blade set this year. I cut my hair, and my son's now. I may go back to the barber shop after they drop the mask crap. I cut my hair with the 1" guide on top, 5/8" on the sides, and the ear taper guides around the ears. Usually I'll do it in the garage so I can just blow the clippings into the yard afterward. You might as well have been been playing "Hello Vietnam" in the background. It was me staring blankly at the mirror, disappointedly, while shaving a disproportionate amount of hair off and being sad at the results |
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Surprisingly CT hasn’t gone full retard yet despite having a high if not the highest infection rate in the country
My barber switched to appointment only. A couple more bucks but I don’t have long waits. He’s going to stay with it after we beat this thing. It’s just a big mask fest. Go about your business. My grandsons are actually going to start preschool and daycare next week Not to shabby. |
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Quoted: Surprisingly CT hasn’t gone full retard yet despite having a high if not the highest infection rate in the country My barber switched to appointment only. A couple more bucks but I don’t have long waits. He’s going to stay with it after we beat this thing. It’s just a big mask fest. Go about your business. My grandsons are actually going to start preschool and daycare next week Not to shabby. View Quote If Northam outlaws beer sales you will find my dead body at the entrance to the Governor's mansion |
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DeSantis won't do lock downs and declarations of essential services/businesses again.
(Mainly due to our states retarded economy.) I was rocking a fro for a while. I didn't like it. Dantes inferno is not the place to be with an abundance of hair... There were tons of chicks laid off, on tinder, offering barber services and only fans/cashapp. I got my antlers trimmed when everything opened back up. Depends on county and business owner whether or not mask is mandatory to patronize their establishment. Looked like a racoon on the floor when the girl was done. Bogged those trimmers right down too... |
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View Quote This. It’s taken some practice but I can do a decent haircut on myself now. With as much money as I’m saving I don’t know if I’ll ever go back to a barber again. |
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Buy some clippers. And move out of that shithole. I spent most of my life in VA. Unlivable now near the cities.
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Quoted: I like my barber. She gives me BJ's on occasion, too. Always open, just faded me up last night. But yeah, this shit needs to end. My barber also suggested moving to a free state where our kids could go back to school. She's over the BS, also. View Quote You better fucking go quick before she changes her mind. Seriously, punch the fuck out of there while you still can. |
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Quoted: Buy some clippers. And move out of that shithole. I spent most of my life in VA. Unlivable now near the cities. View Quote I have battered wife syndrome very badly. I go to work and fight traffic both ways with retards to deal with entitlement for a living and hate it. But then I go hang out with Cola bros, do APC events, or go to places like Yorktown with my regular friends and I'm like "it's okay Whiskers, Virginia still loves you" |
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Clown world is more noticeable in some places than others, but it exists everywhere.
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Last weekend I was riding on an ATV drunk with no lights under nods going 60mph around everywhere
This weekend I'm watching grown men in pajama pants buy $80 worth of scratch off tickets and a liter of white wine and then get into their $60,000 SUV and begin a cultish decontamination procedure. |
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Quoted: Last weekend I was riding on an ATV drunk with no lights under nods going 60mph around everywhere This weekend I'm watching grown men in pajama pants buy $80 worth of scratch off tickets and a liter of white wine and then get into their $60,000 SUV and begin a cultish decontamination procedure. View Quote Could have had thanksgiving at uncle kcolgs watched him day drink, torment the neighborhood kids, stumble around drunk, go to use the guest bathroom and discover a spent fuck toy in the sink... for LOLs could have slipped some ambien in his corona and leave Amazon Brownells and PSA screens up on all the browsers... |
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Quoted: I got my haircut yesterday. No mask required. No fucks given. View Quote Same here. My in laws from NY (not libs) and can't get over how the government isn't forcing stuff here. It's amazing how much living under an authoritarian government and consuming "normal" news can brain wash people. |
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