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Posted: 12/13/2020 10:15:43 AM EST
I just want to get a haircut. A fucking haircut.

The government has managed to screw up a guy getting his fucking hair cut.

Think about that.
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 10:16:47 AM EST
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I got my haircut yesterday.  No mask required.  No fucks given.
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 10:17:06 AM EST
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Arizona barbers and salons seem to be doing alright.
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 10:17:53 AM EST
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Link Posted: 12/13/2020 10:18:01 AM EST
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Wahl has the answer my friend.
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 10:18:11 AM EST
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Just watch a YouTube, it’s easy.

-Stretchin’ Gretchen, who smuggles a hairdresser in to get her hair did before every new conference
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 10:18:50 AM EST
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Well, aside from the masks they've reached their limit of like two people waiting.

Earlier on they were non essential so I just looked like Britney Spears with my do it at home job
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 10:19:20 AM EST
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Tried that, I'm not good at it.
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 10:19:57 AM EST
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Look around for small one or two operator shops. You'll probably have to get an appointment though.
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 10:19:59 AM EST
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Barber shops and salons in CA are shut down.

I got a text from mine saying they were taking appointments. Salon closest to me has cheerful Christmas spray snow all over the windows so you can't see in.
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 10:20:32 AM EST
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I like my barber. She gives me BJ's on occasion, too. Always open, just faded me up last night.

But yeah, this shit needs to end. My barber also suggested moving to a free state where our kids could go back to school. She's over the BS, also.
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 10:21:33 AM EST
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A Flowbee cut doesn’t count.

Link Posted: 12/13/2020 10:22:14 AM EST
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That's my point, I'm sure I'll figure it out, but they're shouldn't be any figuring out to do.

"Hello, I would like a haircut"
"Certainly sir that will require some money"
"I happen to have money"
"Wonderful sir please sit in this chair and I will avail you of my services"

THAT'S HOW HARD GETTING A HAIRCUT SHOULD BE
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 10:22:55 AM EST
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Barber shops and salons in CA are shut down.

I got a text from mine saying they were taking appointments. Salon closest to me has cheerful Christmas spray snow all over the windows so you can't see in.
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Wtf I want a black market barber
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 10:23:12 AM EST
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Barber shops and salons in CA are shut down.

I got a text from mine saying they were taking appointments. Salon closest to me has cheerful Christmas spray snow all over the windows so you can't see in.
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My wife's gym is the same. They have tarps up covering the windows. She asked about it. They said that they're doing construction.
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 10:23:41 AM EST
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Shits gone underground. Get your barbers number and have him come to the house.
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 10:25:14 AM EST
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That has been solving my haircut issue for years.
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 10:25:37 AM EST
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I've caught shit for using a Flowbee for several years. Who's laughing now, bitches?

Link Posted: 12/13/2020 10:25:45 AM EST
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Yeah I'll have to ask him next time. He's closed on Sundays so I'm trying to find a replacement because I was working yesterday.

I guess I will treat it like drugs now
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 10:26:27 AM EST
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That's what my wife and I are doing.  Our stylist is still paying rent on his salon.  It's not a lot by San Diego standards, just $750 per month, but he's not getting the income he normally sees from renting his chairs out to other stylists.

He's a cool dude, rides a Harley-Davidson.  My wife needs cut and color every month or so, and I need my hair brought back under control.  We give him all the booze he wants and tip him very heavily.
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 10:27:07 AM EST
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I DON'T WANT TO TURN INTO A DIRTY LONG HAIR

The shadow government is creating hippies on purpose
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 10:30:11 AM EST
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Link Posted: 12/13/2020 10:30:48 AM EST
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You're forgetting I live in KarenVirginia
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 10:32:17 AM EST
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Hey, OP! When you do get it cut, save the trimmings and mail them to Govenor Blackface with an FU note.
In an anonymous envelope, of course.
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 10:32:58 AM EST
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I am moving by a dozen miles or so, so last week I thought I would check out the tiny barber shop closer to the new homestead.

Walking in, 3 chairs,3 barbers, zero masks, and the guy who cut my hair was open carrying. I loved it.
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 10:34:28 AM EST
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Hey, OP! When you do get it cut, save the trimmings and mail them to Govenor Blackface with an FU note.
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Yeah I might actually do that. Even though a worker will open it, at least I'm making some employee rethink working for Northam.

I went out after midnight on a walk just for spite last night. (Obviously I really showed Northam because literally no one cared)
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 10:34:53 AM EST
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Honk, honk. Motherfuckers!
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 10:48:25 AM EST
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I just want to get a haircut. A fucking haircut.

The government has managed to screw up a guy getting his fucking hair cut.

Think about that.
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I just want to see it all burn.

Alberta is once again locked down, like a Dem-run state.

Kenney is a cuckservative/"conservative"
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 10:49:46 AM EST
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Link Posted: 12/13/2020 10:58:05 AM EST
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Whiskers, come on down to TX and we'll get you some BBQ and a haircut.
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 11:11:47 AM EST
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My barbershop...

Link Posted: 12/13/2020 11:18:30 AM EST
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If you guys secede I'm seriously 100% down to assimilate into your culture.
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 11:18:31 AM EST
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Tried that, I'm not good at it.
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Wahl has the answer my friend.

Tried that, I'm not good at it.


Practice makes perfect.  I've had the same Made in USA Wahl clippers since college (early 2000s).  I only had to buy a new blade set this year.  I cut my hair, and my son's now.  I may go back to the barber shop after they drop the mask crap.

I cut my hair with the 1" guide on top, 5/8" on the sides, and the ear taper guides around the ears.  Usually I'll do it in the garage so I can just blow the clippings into the yard afterward.
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 11:20:17 AM EST
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I just want to see it all burn.

Alberta is once again locked down, like a Dem-run state.

Kenney is a cuckservative/"conservative"
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I just want to get a haircut. A fucking haircut.

The government has managed to screw up a guy getting his fucking hair cut.

Think about that.


I just want to see it all burn.

Alberta is once again locked down, like a Dem-run state.

Kenney is a cuckservative/"conservative"

I'm really close to that point.

To put it objectively instead of emotionally, government is affecting society now. They shouldn't be able to affect society.
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 11:21:57 AM EST
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Practice makes perfect.  I've had the same Made in USA Wahl clippers since college (early 2000s).  I only had to buy a new blade set this year.  I cut my hair, and my son's now.  I may go back to the barber shop after they drop the mask crap.

I cut my hair with the 1" guide on top, 5/8" on the sides, and the ear taper guides around the ears.  Usually I'll do it in the garage so I can just blow the clippings into the yard afterward.
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Wahl has the answer my friend.

Tried that, I'm not good at it.


Practice makes perfect.  I've had the same Made in USA Wahl clippers since college (early 2000s).  I only had to buy a new blade set this year.  I cut my hair, and my son's now.  I may go back to the barber shop after they drop the mask crap.

I cut my hair with the 1" guide on top, 5/8" on the sides, and the ear taper guides around the ears.  Usually I'll do it in the garage so I can just blow the clippings into the yard afterward.

You might as well have been been playing "Hello Vietnam" in the background.

It was me staring blankly at the mirror, disappointedly, while shaving a disproportionate amount of hair off and being sad at the results
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 11:24:33 AM EST
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Surprisingly CT hasn’t gone full retard yet despite having a high if not the highest infection rate in the country

My barber switched to appointment only. A couple more bucks but I don’t have long waits. He’s going to stay with it after we beat this thing.

It’s just a big mask fest. Go about your business.

My grandsons are actually going to start preschool and daycare next week

Not to shabby.
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 11:27:46 AM EST
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Surprisingly CT hasn’t gone full retard yet despite having a high if not the highest infection rate in the country

My barber switched to appointment only. A couple more bucks but I don’t have long waits. He’s going to stay with it after we beat this thing.

It’s just a big mask fest. Go about your business.

My grandsons are actually going to start preschool and daycare next week

Not to shabby.
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If Northam outlaws beer sales you will find my dead body at the entrance to the Governor's mansion
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 11:29:00 AM EST
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DeSantis won't do lock downs and declarations of essential services/businesses again.
(Mainly due to our states retarded economy.)

I was rocking a fro for a while. I didn't like it. Dantes inferno is not the place to be with an abundance of hair...

There were tons of chicks laid off, on tinder, offering barber services and only fans/cashapp.

I got my antlers trimmed when everything opened back up. Depends on county and business owner whether or not mask is mandatory to patronize their establishment.

Looked like a racoon on the floor when the girl was done.
Bogged those trimmers right down too...

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This. It’s taken some practice but I can do a decent haircut on myself now. With as much money as I’m saving I don’t know if I’ll ever go back to a barber again.
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 11:31:15 AM EST
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Buy some clippers. And move out of that shithole. I spent most of my life in VA. Unlivable now near the cities.
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 11:35:18 AM EST
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I like my barber. She gives me BJ's on occasion, too. Always open, just faded me up last night.

But yeah, this shit needs to end. My barber also suggested moving to a free state where our kids could go back to school. She's over the BS, also.
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You better fucking go quick before she changes her mind.

Seriously, punch the fuck out of there while you still can.
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 11:37:16 AM EST
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Tried that, I'm not good at it.
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The trick is to do a buzz cut
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 11:40:41 AM EST
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This that's my local place
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 11:42:55 AM EST
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Buy some clippers. And move out of that shithole. I spent most of my life in VA. Unlivable now near the cities.
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I have battered wife syndrome very badly. I go to work and fight traffic both ways with retards to deal with entitlement for a living and hate it.

But then I go hang out with Cola bros, do APC events, or go to places like Yorktown with my regular friends and I'm like "it's okay Whiskers, Virginia still loves you"
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 11:43:39 AM EST
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Clown world is more noticeable in some places than others, but it exists everywhere.
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 11:45:40 AM EST
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I do my own 'high and tight' using one of these:


Link Posted: 12/13/2020 11:50:57 AM EST
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Last weekend I was riding on an ATV drunk with no lights under nods going 60mph around everywhere

This weekend I'm watching grown men in pajama pants buy $80 worth of scratch off tickets and a liter of white wine and then get into their $60,000 SUV and begin a cultish decontamination procedure.
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 11:56:59 AM EST
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Last weekend I was riding on an ATV drunk with no lights under nods going 60mph around everywhere

This weekend I'm watching grown men in pajama pants buy $80 worth of scratch off tickets and a liter of white wine and then get into their $60,000 SUV and begin a cultish decontamination procedure.
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Could have had thanksgiving at uncle kcolgs watched him day drink, torment the neighborhood kids, stumble around drunk, go to use the guest bathroom and discover a spent fuck toy in the sink... for LOLs could have slipped some ambien in his corona and leave Amazon Brownells and PSA screens up on all the browsers...
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 11:57:17 AM EST
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im an idiot
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Link Posted: 12/13/2020 12:01:03 PM EST
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Same here. My in laws from NY (not libs) and can't get over how the government isn't forcing stuff here. It's amazing how much living under an authoritarian government and consuming "normal" news can brain wash people.
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 12:02:15 PM EST
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This, and a secret word are what your barbers seek...

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