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Posted: 5/15/2023 4:17:26 PM EDT
[#1]
Dammit!!!
That wasn't on page 1-3 when I searched. 
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Posted: 5/15/2023 4:17:44 PM EDT
[#2]
I’d hit it.
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Posted: 5/15/2023 4:19:44 PM EDT
[#3]
Well the USA median age is about to be 40 and every time i go online to check news it seems another 80s celebrity has passed as Millennials are over 40 years old now. I guess it was inevitable we’d have 81 year old sex symbols, especially given all the GILF porn that’s giving MILF porn a run for popularity.
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Posted: 5/15/2023 4:20:24 PM EDT
[#4]
 Milf Manor: The Final Chapter |
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Posted: 5/15/2023 4:23:15 PM EDT
[#5]
Better than a fattie or tranny.
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Posted: 5/15/2023 4:23:30 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/15/2023 4:34:57 PM EDT
[#7]
Actually surprised they have a biological female for the photo.
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Posted: 5/15/2023 4:35:28 PM EDT
[#8]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Actually surprised they have a biological female for the photo. Who isn't morbidly obese. |
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Posted: 5/15/2023 4:41:53 PM EDT
[#9]
Remember the thread here with a pic of her and a poster said, he'd boil her panties, drink the broth and leave her face looking like a painter's radio? Well, he was on to something
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Posted: 5/15/2023 4:42:54 PM EDT
[#10]
Therapy
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Posted: 5/15/2023 4:43:10 PM EDT
[#11]
In on 1, but I am married. So there's that.
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Posted: 5/15/2023 4:45:06 PM EDT
[#12]
holy shit...Martha got me bricked up son
 all you would be cornwing me the king of england after that drum solo! gawt damn those tiddies ain't look 81, fr fr, no cap on god son |
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Posted: 5/15/2023 4:45:16 PM EDT
[#13]
Not sure there’s enough air-brushing in the world. Why would be my question, after all she’s 81 but my guess is she’s very vain.
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Posted: 5/15/2023 4:45:24 PM EDT
[#14]
Quote HistoryQuoted: In on 1, but I am married. So there's that. Don't worry, I doubt you'll ever have to decide whether or not you're going to fuck her. |
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Posted: 5/15/2023 4:46:18 PM EDT
[#15]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Not sure there’s enough air-brushing in the world. Why would be my question, after all she’s 81 but my guess is she’s very vain. all cats are grey in the dark playa |
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Posted: 5/15/2023 4:46:36 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/15/2023 4:49:17 PM EDT
[#17]
I stopped looking at / fapping to the SI swimsuit when i was like 12, last time chirsty brinkley was on the cover.... YMMV
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Posted: 5/15/2023 4:49:26 PM EDT
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Not sure there’s enough air-brushing in the world. Why would be my question, after all she’s 81 but my guess is she’s very vain. so long as she kept my wallet full to the brim, i wouldn't care why. just keep handing me green, leafy, spendy monies. her first 4 inches would never be the same again.
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Posted: 5/15/2023 4:52:05 PM EDT
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Not sure there’s enough air-brushing in the world. Why would be my question, after all she’s 81 but my guess is she’s very vain. She can be vain as long as she wants if she's taking care of me as her man. Sloppy Top Saturdays! |
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Posted: 5/15/2023 5:06:59 PM EDT
[#20]
She ain’t bad at all. Wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
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Posted: 5/15/2023 5:33:48 PM EDT
[#21]
AT LEAST WE KNOW ITS A GOD GIVEN FEMALE!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: 5/15/2023 5:34:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/15/2023 5:35:46 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/15/2023 5:37:24 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: holy shit...Martha got me bricked up son all you would be cornwing me the king of england after that drum solo! gawt damn those tiddies ain't look 81, fr fr, no cap on god son  Attached File |
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Posted: 5/15/2023 5:37:31 PM EDT
[#25]
More disgusting pandering. Lately fat bitches and trannys, on covers in swim suits, and now elderly women.
No one wants to see a 80 year old woman in a swim suit, while EVERYONE wants to see hot 20 something chicks in bikinis. Best your getting is “ she’s not too disgusting for 80”, not exactly gonna sell magazines though. |
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Posted: 5/15/2023 6:46:44 PM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I’d hit it. |
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Posted: 5/15/2023 6:49:30 PM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: More disgusting pandering. Lately fat bitches and trannys, on covers in swim suits, and now elderly women. No one wants to see a 80 year old woman in a swim suit, while EVERYONE wants to see hot 20 something chicks in bikinis. Best your getting is “ she’s not too disgusting for 80”, not exactly gonna sell magazines though. She has no nasty tats or disgusting unnecessary piercings (that I can see). So...  
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Posted: 5/15/2023 6:55:12 PM EDT
[#28]
SI should have just went out of business quietly while they still had some dignity.
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Posted: 5/15/2023 6:58:57 PM EDT
[#29]
I'm just happy they picked a girl.
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Posted: 5/15/2023 7:05:45 PM EDT
[#30]
Ben Franklin was right, and he's the OG
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Posted: 5/15/2023 7:06:10 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/15/2023 7:07:05 PM EDT
[#32]
I know a bunch of Marines that would
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Posted: 5/15/2023 7:11:26 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/15/2023 7:17:12 PM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Not sure there’s enough air-brushing in the world. Why would be my question, after all she’s 81 but my guess is she’s very vain. I used to live and work not far from where she lived. (long time ago) I knew lots of people in the area, including a bunch of people who would be called "blue collar". Many of them did work for her, on her house or grounds or whatever. These were nice people. They all said she was a cunt. ALL of them. |
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Posted: 5/15/2023 7:22:20 PM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I’d hit it. haha I was going to post this ... boomers and geezers rejoice you too can beat off to a 81 yo Martha Stewart ...  Attached File |
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Posted: 5/15/2023 7:25:53 PM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: holy shit...Martha got me bricked up son all you would be cornwing me the king of england after that drum solo! gawt damn those tiddies ain't look 81, fr fr, no cap on god son its called photoshop... I bet they still look like 2 wrinkled bags of sour milk... wonder what her pek pek tastes like..... depends.
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Posted: 5/15/2023 7:29:04 PM EDT
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I know a bunch of Marines that would considering her net worth and the dependapotamus most jarheads fuck and marry she is a 10. |
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Posted: 5/15/2023 7:34:16 PM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Ben Franklin was right, and he's the OG Big Ben was the the chad of the 18th century and none of the women he banged were 80 https://allthingsliberty.com/2016/06/benjamin-franklins-battery-of-lovers/ |
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Posted: 5/15/2023 7:34:45 PM EDT
[#39]
Not guilty.
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Posted: 5/15/2023 7:43:26 PM EDT
[#40]
Naughty naughty you filthy old soomka
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Posted: 5/15/2023 7:43:31 PM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: More disgusting pandering. Lately fat bitches and trannys, on covers in swim suits, and now elderly women. No one wants to see a 80 year old woman in a swim suit, while EVERYONE wants to see hot 20 something chicks in bikinis. Best your getting is “ she’s not too disgusting for 80”, not exactly gonna sell magazines though. i agree its gross, but just by the bengay boomers all up in that  I'm sure SI next month with be Rachel Lavine in a thong.... |
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Posted: 5/15/2023 7:51:14 PM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: all cats are grey in the dark playa No dude, just no….Jesus at some point it’s a really bad look |
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Posted: 5/15/2023 7:52:50 PM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: so long as she kept my wallet full to the brim, i wouldn't care why. just keep handing me green, leafy, spendy monies. her first 4 inches would never be the same again. You guys are better than me, I couldn’t keep Mr. Rocket ready to blast off. Kinda hard to fake it when you’re pushing rope… |
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Posted: 5/15/2023 7:58:12 PM EDT
[#44]
at least it's not some dude wearing a bikini
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Posted: 5/15/2023 8:29:54 PM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I’d hit it. Hell yeah. On principle. That breakfast the next morning would be fucking amazing and totally worth it. |
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Posted: 5/15/2023 8:33:40 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/15/2023 8:42:34 PM EDT
[#47]
In.
When she got penned up for doing what elected officials do daily she won my heart. Martha Stewart is a fine woman. |
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Posted: 5/15/2023 8:43:20 PM EDT
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Hell yeah. On principle. That breakfast the next morning would be fucking amazing and totally worth it. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I’d hit it. Hell yeah. On principle. That breakfast the next morning would be fucking amazing and totally worth it. This man knows what's important in life. |
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Posted: 5/15/2023 9:34:49 PM EDT
[#49]
You fuckers need to go see the pics in the original thread then come back here and edit your posts.
ETA: Fuck it, here ya go, have at it!  It's amazing what angle, lighting, makeup, photchop, and probably AI can do to come up with this over the above. 
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Posted: 5/15/2023 11:31:19 PM EDT
[#50]
Quote HistoryQuoted: all cats are grey in the dark playa Good 'ol Ben. Also said: "When a woman ceases to be handsome, she needs to endeavor to be useful". He was an OG Playa. |
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