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Posted: 11/17/2015 4:11:51 AM EDT
Is it just me, or does just simply do it for you?
God how I want to break me off a piece of that. Whos with me? |
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Posted: 11/17/2015 4:12:45 AM EDT
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"I need to speak to a manager, sir."
No |
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Posted: 11/17/2015 4:16:06 AM EDT
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"I need to speak to a manager, sir." No 
Not even close dude. |
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Posted: 11/17/2015 4:16:19 AM EDT
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I'd give her a go.
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Posted: 11/17/2015 4:17:27 AM EDT
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Boiling rabbit on the stove fucking crazy with a touch of shooter on the roof crazy eye yet,
not guilty |
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Posted: 11/17/2015 4:20:28 AM EDT
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Letterman used to heavily imply, all but say it, that she offered to blow him many times.
Did it when she was a guest once and she just blushed and giggled. But no.. that whole persona of hers just turns me off. She was not guilty when younger though. |
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Posted: 11/17/2015 4:22:21 AM EDT
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Bitchy but cute.
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Posted: 11/17/2015 4:22:59 AM EDT
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I'd let her cook my meat
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Posted: 11/17/2015 4:23:56 AM EDT
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I'd let her cook my meat She'll bake your cock. |
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Posted: 11/17/2015 4:28:36 AM EDT
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My wife and I watch her show on Create. She has a habit of making everything she says on the show sexy as fuck.
"I always make sure to get the meat going first, so its nice and juicy. I love my meat juicy" as she looks at the camera sensually. |
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Posted: 11/17/2015 5:17:08 AM EDT
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My wife and I watch her show Create. She has a habit of making everything she says on the show sexy as fuck. "I always make sure to get the meat going first, so its nice and juicy. I love my meat juicy" as she looks at the camera sensually. If Martha gets wind of your screen name ... 
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Posted: 11/17/2015 5:19:15 AM EDT
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she's worth billions
she's been to prison she's a crazy in bed she's a old guy arfcom dream |
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Posted: 11/17/2015 5:30:18 AM EDT
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She was awesome on the Justin Bieber roast.
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Posted: 11/17/2015 5:36:35 AM EDT
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Yup! Her young pics are
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Posted: 11/17/2015 5:57:55 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryIndeed.Hot damn....... |
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Posted: 11/17/2015 5:59:16 AM EDT
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Fuck it. Why not?
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Posted: 11/17/2015 6:11:17 AM EDT
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She's a gilf
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Posted: 11/17/2015 6:18:36 AM EDT
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I remember reading an article where she admitted to having a threesome. Dunno what kind.
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Posted: 11/17/2015 6:38:38 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/17/2015 6:48:38 AM EDT
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You would stand a very good chance of breakfast in bed and that breakfast would likely be hot.
Beats most gals today that look at a stove like an exotic animal and whose idea of ''cooking'' consists of a phone or pulling the top off of a container and heating it. |
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Posted: 11/17/2015 6:49:14 AM EDT
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She so crazy. She so sexy. Me so horney.
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Posted: 11/17/2015 6:52:49 AM EDT
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"I need to speak to a manager, sir." No http://www.funniestmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Funniest_Memes_the-can-i-speak-to-the-manager-haircut_2813.jpeg Not even close dude. I laugh every. single. time. glad that was posted again hahahaha. |
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Posted: 11/17/2015 6:54:47 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You would stand a very good chance of breakfast in bed and that breakfast would likely be hot. Beats most gals today that look at a stove like an exotic animal and whose idea of ''cooking'' consists of a phone or pulling the top off of a container and heating it. Maybe that's the real sign you've made the turn as a mature adult. When you stop chasing the quality of pussy and concentrate on the quality of the person. |
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Posted: 11/17/2015 6:55:44 AM EDT
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she's worth billions she's been to prison she's a crazy in bed she's a old guy arfcom dream This. . Old guy checking in.
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Posted: 11/17/2015 6:56:24 AM EDT
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Seals the deal. A hot breakfast and a cheery attitude with a mediocre fuck beats anything I have had recently. Looking good only goes so far. Maybe that's the real sign you've made the turn as a mature adult. When you stop chasing the quality of pussy and concentrate on the quality of the person. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You would stand a very good chance of breakfast in bed and that breakfast would likely be hot. Beats most gals today that look at a stove like an exotic animal and whose idea of ''cooking'' consists of a phone or pulling the top off of a container and heating it. Maybe that's the real sign you've made the turn as a mature adult. When you stop chasing the quality of pussy and concentrate on the quality of the person. There is much truth and wisdom therein. |
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Posted: 11/17/2015 7:03:11 AM EDT
[#25]
I'd frost her cupcake
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Posted: 11/17/2015 7:45:17 AM EDT
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Id give her my my Italian Sausage Breakfast in bed routinev
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Posted: 11/17/2015 7:51:25 AM EDT
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I bet she will do anything...with or with alcohol.
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Posted: 11/17/2015 7:55:45 AM EDT
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Ask her if she wants her eggs scrambled or fertilized.
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Posted: 11/17/2015 8:01:00 AM EDT
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Once a Felon....
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Posted: 11/17/2015 8:05:17 AM EDT
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I bet she makes one hell of a sammich!!!!!!
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Posted: 11/17/2015 8:08:44 AM EDT
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Retard/Drum Set Screen Door/Hurricane Pull Me Out/King of England I've wanted to hit that for years. |
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Posted: 11/17/2015 8:12:32 AM EDT
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You can scrape the Bengay off of her with a stick.
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Posted: 11/17/2015 10:56:53 AM EDT
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You can scrape the Bengay off of her with a stick.
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1421446/images/o-MARTHA-STEWART-facebook.jpg Even the most unflattering pic of her still doesnt look bad. For 74 years old, I'd still wreck that. |
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Posted: 11/17/2015 7:48:41 PM EDT
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Fuck Martha Stewart. Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic. Its all going down man....
-Tyler Durden |
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Posted: 11/17/2015 8:07:36 PM EDT
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she's worth billions she's been to prison she's a crazy in bed she's a old guy arfcom dream And she raises Friesians. 
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Posted: 11/17/2015 8:09:34 PM EDT
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I would. I think too that she's probably a firecracker in the sack. But I'd be looking forward more to the sammich that she would make you afterward. It's a good thing!  |
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Posted: 11/17/2015 8:10:31 PM EDT
[#37]
"Grandma slipped you the tongue"
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Posted: 11/17/2015 8:11:53 PM EDT
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I'd rather have this Martha
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Posted: 11/17/2015 8:17:26 PM EDT
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Is it just me, or does just simply do it for you?
http://img01.thedrum.com/s3fs-public/news/tmp/37956/martha-stewart.jpg God how I want to break me off a piece of that. Whos with me? It's just you. |
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Posted: 11/17/2015 8:20:40 PM EDT
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For her age, she's a good looking woman. I'd let her be my sugar momma for a couple years.
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Posted: 11/17/2015 8:22:26 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/17/2015 10:57:07 PM EDT
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It's just you. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Is it just me, or does just simply do it for you?
http://img01.thedrum.com/s3fs-public/news/tmp/37956/martha-stewart.jpg God how I want to break me off a piece of that. Whos with me? It's just you. If you would have read the thread, you would know it turns out it isnt just me. |
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Posted: 11/17/2015 11:00:55 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/17/2015 11:05:02 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/17/2015 11:05:28 PM EDT
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You can scrape the Bengay off of her with a stick.
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1421446/images/o-MARTHA-STEWART-facebook.jpg There always has to be one to dig BS up. I'd still hit that! |
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Posted: 11/17/2015 11:07:35 PM EDT
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My sister works with someone who used to work under her. . . . from what she says, she was not nice to work for. . . . .AT ALL. .
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Posted: 11/17/2015 11:09:37 PM EDT
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She is hilarious and a perv when not on TV. Her humor is similar to Bob Saget.
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Posted: 11/17/2015 11:10:39 PM EDT
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I'd disapoint
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Posted: 11/17/2015 11:11:16 PM EDT
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Not guilty. IBTL.
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Posted: 11/17/2015 11:11:44 PM EDT
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she's worth billions she's been to prison she's a crazy in bed she's a old guy arfcom dream Nailed it |
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