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Posted: 3/8/2018 10:07:06 PM EDT

I know many of you will disagree but IMO miracle whip makes BLTs so much tastier when used in place of mayo. Same goes for egg salad sandwiches.

Don’t get me wrong, I like mayo, but certain things are just so much tastier with MW.

Posted: 3/8/2018 10:07:52 PM EDT

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Choke yourself.

Posted: 3/8/2018 10:08:44 PM EDT

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You should never...ever...fucking put mayo on fucking anything. Throw that shit in the trash.

Posted: 3/8/2018 10:08:46 PM EDT

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Duke’s for the win

Posted: 3/8/2018 10:08:51 PM EDT

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Lmao, fpni

Posted: 3/8/2018 10:09:36 PM EDT

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This

Posted: 3/8/2018 10:09:59 PM EDT

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This might be a more ferocious debate/beat down than beans/no beans.

Posted: 3/8/2018 10:10:04 PM EDT

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No.

It's okay for quick lunch meat or bologna sometimes.

Posted: 3/8/2018 10:10:14 PM EDT

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Miracle Whip = Bleached Lark's Vomit!

Posted: 3/8/2018 10:10:29 PM EDT

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Posted: 3/8/2018 10:10:29 PM EDT

[#10]

Dukes is the correct answer, you are wrong and you should feel bad.

Posted: 3/8/2018 10:10:35 PM EDT

[#11]

OP's shit is all retarded, like his avatar.

Posted: 3/8/2018 10:10:36 PM EDT

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FPNI!

Posted: 3/8/2018 10:10:59 PM EDT

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Posted: 3/8/2018 10:11:22 PM EDT

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I like BLT. minus the LT, plus sharp cheddar.

Posted: 3/8/2018 10:11:50 PM EDT

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reviewed and edited.

Posted: 3/8/2018 10:12:29 PM EDT

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Log out and stay out!

Posted: 3/8/2018 10:13:03 PM EDT

[#17]

Duke's... thread.

Posted: 3/8/2018 10:13:07 PM EDT

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I agree.
I keep both Mayo and MW in my refrigerator.
For me both are needed.
There are some occasions where mayo is the ONLY choice, but then again there are occasions where MW is the ONLY choice.
In arfcom fashion, I need both!

Posted: 3/8/2018 10:13:47 PM EDT

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I agree with OP. Miracle whip is fucking delicious!!!

Posted: 3/8/2018 10:14:18 PM EDT

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JFC, I had ID high up on my places to retire to.

With people like the OP there I may need to strongly reconsider that.

Posted: 3/8/2018 10:15:06 PM EDT

[#21]

Blue Plate or Duke's..............there are no other choices

Posted: 3/8/2018 10:15:22 PM EDT

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I agree.
I keep both Mayo and MW in my refrigerator.
For me both are needed.
There are some occasions where mayo is the ONLY choice, but then again there are occasions where MW is the ONLY choice.
In arfcom fashion, I need both!

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This guy gets it!

Posted: 3/8/2018 10:15:25 PM EDT

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Its like my grandaddy always said, he said...headstoner,

Anybody that would eat that would surely suck a dick.

Posted: 3/8/2018 10:15:37 PM EDT

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This. Also,

Mutton, Lettuce, and Tomato.mov

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUV4e58SkXc

Posted: 3/8/2018 10:16:06 PM EDT

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I moved here from WA

Posted: 3/8/2018 10:16:57 PM EDT

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Posted: 3/8/2018 10:17:12 PM EDT

[#27]

NO.

Posted: 3/8/2018 10:17:46 PM EDT

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You haven't lived until you are so cold and hungry that a Velveeta, Miracle Whip, and raisin bread sandwich tastes like manna from Heaven.

Posted: 3/8/2018 10:18:13 PM EDT

[#29]

Like hell it does

Posted: 3/8/2018 10:19:10 PM EDT

[#30]

Mayo= cum of the devil

Posted: 3/8/2018 10:19:14 PM EDT

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Posted: 3/8/2018 10:19:19 PM EDT

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Never liked the taste of Miracle Whip, I'll stick with my Kraft mayonnaise.

Posted: 3/8/2018 10:19:44 PM EDT

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Nailed it.

Posted: 3/8/2018 10:23:24 PM EDT

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You shut yer whore mouth!

Posted: 3/8/2018 10:24:31 PM EDT

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Once as a kid, my friend's mom made us some ham sandwiches for lunch. I didn't know what MW was and threw up immediately upon the first bite.theres just some shit I can't eat or smell, like sloppy joes and fried chicken.

Posted: 3/8/2018 10:24:42 PM EDT

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i agree. MWFTMFW.

Posted: 3/8/2018 10:25:01 PM EDT

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Fpni

Posted: 3/8/2018 10:25:12 PM EDT

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Duke’s for the win

Nailed it.

Never tried Dukes brand that I know of. I don’t think they sell it around here

Posted: 3/8/2018 10:26:39 PM EDT

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miwacul weep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJU08AaqP7I

Posted: 3/8/2018 10:27:01 PM EDT

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Never tried Dukes brand that I know of. I don’t think they sell it around here

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Nailed it.

Never tried Dukes brand that I know of. I don’t think they sell it around here

Amazon if your local grocer doesn't have it.

Posted: 3/8/2018 10:28:14 PM EDT

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I agree with OP. Miracle whip is fucking delicious!!!

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Posted: 3/8/2018 10:28:16 PM EDT

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Never tried Dukes brand that I know of. I don't think they sell it around here

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Best Foods is the western version IIRC.

eta- Best Foods and Hellman's is the same.

Posted: 3/8/2018 10:30:14 PM EDT

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Only commie fags eat Miracle Whip. Blue Plate #1, Dukes #2.

Posted: 3/8/2018 10:30:49 PM EDT

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Wow.
My elementary school lunch box regularly held a deer sausage, Velveeta, Miracle Whip on white bread sandwich.

Posted: 3/8/2018 10:31:46 PM EDT

[#45]

OP speaks the truth

Posted: 3/8/2018 10:32:28 PM EDT

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Wonder bread
Pan-fried Spam
Bacon
Tomato
MIRACLE WHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: 3/8/2018 10:33:35 PM EDT

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I't a "miracle" I have been able to keep it down the last few times I have had the displeasure of discovering this mayo impostor hiding among (and ruining) otherwise perfectly good sandwich ingredients.

Posted: 3/8/2018 10:34:00 PM EDT

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It’s widely known and scientifically proven that Miracle Whip is fucking disgusting.

Posted: 3/8/2018 10:34:32 PM EDT

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Wonder bread
Pan-fried Spam
Bacon
Tomato
MIRACLE WHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Fried Egg
Pan-fried spam
MW + Tabasco
Wonder Bread.

Ate the shit out of that when I was a kid.

I tried making some Spam a year or so back and man was it salty. Don't remember it being that bad.

Posted: 3/8/2018 10:35:07 PM EDT

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pre-double

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