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Posted: 2/24/2017 4:22:09 PM EST
[#1]
skinny Mirana: yes
fat miranda: no 
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Posted: 2/24/2017 4:22:18 PM EST
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till I passed out from exhaustion, but I wouldn't marry her, she apparently cheated on her husband repeatedly.
so I'd plow her and then bail. she's sexy though. |
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Posted: 2/24/2017 4:29:19 PM EST
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Posted: 2/24/2017 4:32:19 PM EST
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Wouldn't pull out
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Posted: 2/24/2017 4:36:01 PM EST
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No pics and no poll..Fail OP is Fail..But to answer the question. Hell Yes..
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Posted: 2/24/2017 4:38:36 PM EST
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She looks a little big on her cooking show, but who am I to judge. Wood plow. Wood get used to lifestyle. Wood get healthy stipend for the rest of my life.
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Posted: 2/24/2017 4:40:17 PM EST
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Wouldn't pull out I never pull out. 
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Posted: 2/24/2017 4:41:34 PM EST
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Nay. |
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Posted: 2/24/2017 4:43:07 PM EST
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She's no Gwen Stefani. Apparently, she's no Stefani in bed, either. Wasn't freaky enough for Blake. |
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Posted: 2/24/2017 4:49:31 PM EST
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I guess Blake Shelton got bored of her or she has issues. He might issues too. She got too fat. He wasn't attracted to her anymore. Then he writes that bs song "I'm getting over her, you're getting over him..." Bs When you leave a fattie you get over her at the threshold. She has lost the weight now of course |
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Posted: 2/24/2017 4:56:59 PM EST
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She is pretty when she pushes herself away from the table.
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Posted: 2/24/2017 4:59:26 PM EST
[#12]
Sure why not. But if I've got a choice I pick Carrie Underwood
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Posted: 2/24/2017 4:59:31 PM EST
[#13]
yup. like a hammer of the gods
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Posted: 2/24/2017 5:01:55 PM EST
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skinny Mirana: yes http://www.lovethispic.com/uploaded_images/12190-Miranda-Lambert.jpg fat miranda: no https://i1.wp.com/www.skinnyvscurvy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/166014316_10.jpg?fit=500%2C711 I will happily take fat Miranda off of your hands good sir. 
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Posted: 2/24/2017 5:03:04 PM EST
[#15]
I bet she looks like 9 miles of bad road at 7 in the morning after a night on the town
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Posted: 2/24/2017 5:11:32 PM EST
[#16]
Most of the time I have seen her she looks like a cute young lady, but I have only seen her in pictures where I am sure there is somewhat of an effort to make her look that way.
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Posted: 2/24/2017 5:12:46 PM EST
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She's pro gun and loves to shoot and hunt. HOT! She's also from Texas so what's not to like ???
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Posted: 2/24/2017 5:12:53 PM EST
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Would as long as she is deeper and wetter than my fist.
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Posted: 2/24/2017 5:15:28 PM EST
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till I passed out from exhaustion, but I wouldn't marry her, she apparently cheated on her husband repeatedly. so I'd plow her and then bail. she's sexy though. Yep. Apparently she likes some variety in the D. But who am I to judge? |
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Posted: 2/24/2017 5:17:01 PM EST
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skinny Mirana: yes http://www.lovethispic.com/uploaded_images/12190-Miranda-Lambert.jpg fat miranda: no https://i1.wp.com/www.skinnyvscurvy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/166014316_10.jpg?fit=500%2C711 I prefer chunky. 
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Posted: 2/24/2017 5:19:09 PM EST
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She's no Gwen Stefani. Good thing. Gwen Stefani has a horse face and more than likely a large dick with that deep voice of hers. |
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Posted: 2/24/2017 5:19:13 PM EST
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Right in all her holes.
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Posted: 2/24/2017 5:19:47 PM EST
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She has the face of a woman who over does the twang in her accent for effect, but I'm sure the back of her head looks just fine. Hold on, I'll check . . . yep, sure does! 
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Posted: 2/24/2017 5:23:27 PM EST
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On a cell so no pics :) I think she's cute in a down home way. OP is a retard. I'm on a cell too and I can post pics. How about posting a sticky showing how to use the site. It's not that fucking hard. Maybe I'll post a tutorial on how to post pics and links and embed video from a smart phone. Plenty of retards or just lazy assholes around here. 
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Posted: 2/24/2017 5:30:17 PM EST
[#25]
I wouldn't resist being Mirandized.
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Posted: 2/24/2017 5:30:19 PM EST
[#26]
 Attached FileBlake traded DOWN. She is built like a 13 year old boy too. I bet she is homely as shit without the 2 inches of makeup she wears. |
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Posted: 2/24/2017 5:37:41 PM EST
[#27]
I would Fo.
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Posted: 2/24/2017 5:40:53 PM EST
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Hold on, I'll check . . . yep, sure does! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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She has the face of a woman who over does the twang in her accent for effect, but I'm sure the back of her head looks just fine. Hold on, I'll check . . . yep, sure does!
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Posted: 2/24/2017 5:45:53 PM EST
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OP is a retard. I'm on a cell too and I can post pics. How about posting a sticky showing how to use the site. It's not that fucking hard. Maybe I'll post a tutorial on how to post pics and links and embed video from a smart phone. Plenty of retards or just lazy assholes around here. https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMjE1NDk0MzExN15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwMTYwMTA2._V1_UY317_CR4,0,214,317_AL_.jpg 
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Posted: 2/24/2017 5:46:25 PM EST
[#30]
 Miranda Lambert - Kerosene (Official HD Video) |
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Posted: 2/24/2017 5:49:29 PM EST
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I don't like country, particularly misandric country, and her look is a little over-cooked. Still, I think she's a really pretty woman. So, on balance, yeah, I'd wedge my face between those things with a quickness. i believe that this represents personal evolution for you. i distinctly recall a post from some years back that denied such urges and limited your interests to decolletage . IIRC, "such business as i have with her (either christina hendricks or katy perry) would be strictly above the waist" (w, stte). skol! 
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Posted: 2/24/2017 5:49:40 PM EST
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Hey, OP, I'm posting from a phone, too. http://www.celebritygeckos.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/miranda-lambert-1-435x580.jpg That's not a good look.
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Posted: 2/24/2017 5:51:17 PM EST
[#33]
Over and over untill I pass out from dehydration.
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Posted: 2/24/2017 5:53:43 PM EST
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I guess Blake Shelton got bored of her or she has issues. He might issues too. My impression is they both have issues. I hunted at a lodge in Kansas and my trip overlapped with them a couple of days before they left. The guys at the lodge seemed glad to see them go, apparently there was a lot of bickering and some loud arguments behind closed doors. That was when she was fairly heavy, she was eating every time I saw her. Even without makeup she was and is still attractive though. |
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Posted: 2/24/2017 5:57:38 PM EST
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Sure why not. But if I've got a choice I pick Carrie Underwood 
You got that damn right. 
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Posted: 2/24/2017 6:01:15 PM EST
[#36]
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You got that damn right. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Sure why not. But if I've got a choice I pick Carrie Underwood You got that damn right. Even after that STUPID forced prancy dance she did for Sunday night football intro ?? She looked constipated. |
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Posted: 2/24/2017 6:07:49 PM EST
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I will happily take fat Miranda off of your hands good sir. 
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Posted: 2/24/2017 6:07:59 PM EST
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OP is a retard. I'm on a cell too and I can post pics. How about posting a sticky showing how to use the site. It's not that fucking hard. Maybe I'll post a tutorial on how to post pics and links and embed video from a smart phone. Plenty of retards or just lazy assholes around here. https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMjE1NDk0MzExN15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwMTYwMTA2._V1_UY317_CR4,0,214,317_AL_.jpg Gee nate it's not that big of a deal.
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Posted: 2/24/2017 6:11:03 PM EST
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Even after that STUPID forced prancy dance she did for Sunday night football intro ?? She looked constipated. I've been to 3 of her concerts, farthest seat back was 6th row of floor. Sad to say that is the only dance move she has 
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Posted: 2/24/2017 6:11:23 PM EST
[#40]
Hey OP, ya know how I know you're gay? ...
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Posted: 2/24/2017 6:13:48 PM EST
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all yours man. Reminds me of Amy Schumer First off, you're high, she looks way better than Amy Schumer Second, Miranda Lambert sings "Time to get a Gun" and owns a ranch. If I was a young single man I would be lining up to be her husband that handles security. |
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Posted: 2/24/2017 6:14:23 PM EST
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My impression is they both have issues. I hunted at a lodge in Kansas and my trip overlapped with them a couple of days before they left. The guys at the lodge seemed glad to see them go, apparently there was a lot of bickering and some loud arguments behind closed doors. That was when she was fairly heavy, she was eating every time I saw her. Even without makeup she was and is still attractive though. |
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Posted: 2/24/2017 6:19:17 PM EST
[#43]
Hell yeah...
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Posted: 2/24/2017 6:20:57 PM EST
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Posted: 2/24/2017 6:31:00 PM EST
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i believe that this represents personal evolution for you. i distinctly recall a post from some years back that denied such urges and limited your interests to decolletage . IIRC, "such business as i have with her (either christina hendricks or katy perry) would be strictly above the waist" (w, stte). skol! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I don't like country, particularly misandric country, and her look is a little over-cooked. Still, I think she's a really pretty woman. So, on balance, yeah, I'd wedge my face between those things with a quickness. i believe that this represents personal evolution for you. i distinctly recall a post from some years back that denied such urges and limited your interests to decolletage . IIRC, "such business as i have with her (either christina hendricks or katy perry) would be strictly above the waist" (w, stte). skol! I am perplexed. To what would the phrase "those things" refer, if not boobs. |
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Posted: 2/24/2017 6:39:37 PM EST
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I am perplexed. To what would the phrase "those things" refer, if not boobs. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I don't like country, particularly misandric country, and her look is a little over-cooked. Still, I think she's a really pretty woman. So, on balance, yeah, I'd wedge my face between those things with a quickness. i believe that this represents personal evolution for you. i distinctly recall a post from some years back that denied such urges and limited your interests to decolletage . IIRC, "such business as i have with her (either christina hendricks or katy perry) would be strictly above the waist" (w, stte). skol! I am perplexed. To what would the phrase "those things" refer, if not boobs. well shit. in my defense, i have mild dyslexia, and i was reading quickly. upon closer examination, you did indeed write 'things'.
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Posted: 2/24/2017 6:40:53 PM EST
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You got that damn right. 
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Posted: 2/24/2017 6:44:22 PM EST
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Hey OP, ya know how I know you're gay? ...
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Posted: 2/24/2017 6:46:33 PM EST
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I don't like country, particularly misandric country, and her look is a little over-cooked. Still, I think she's a really pretty woman. So, on balance, yeah, I'd wedge my face between those things with a quickness. This is going to come off super creepy but at this point I feel compelled to suggest someone clone you. Or perhaps save your ghost for a line of companion bots if that isn't going to far. |
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Posted: 2/24/2017 6:47:27 PM EST
[#50]
Cute for a fat girl
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