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Posted: 5/20/2018 10:31:50 PM EDT
I never ask my wife to do anything. She asks me to do shit all the time, often with complicate instructions or very specific details. Things that she really should do. I, of course, always mess up and then she gets mad at me. It is a test, and i constantly fail, which is clearly proof i dont listen to her or care about her
I started making her do whatever she was asking me to do. Since then she has reduced the amount of things she asks me to do, but still sometimes she asks me to do something while she sits on ass watching tv. I tell her to get off her ass and do it herself since she is so particular. Sometimes though, she sneaks one in and i end up doing something she tells me to do because there is a plausible chance of her asking me because it really is logistically easier. For example, picking up her exact brand, flavor, and specific can size sparkling water bullshit on my way home from work. Like today. I did all the yard work, cleaned kitchen, vaccuumed, and bought groceries. I had time in between to do my shit. I finished up a pocket knife i was making, i welded a metal frame together for a new heat treating oven, and i processed a dozen sets of bone for knife handles. Pretty god damn productive day. She went to a fair with her nephew, then came home and sat on ass, then bitched at me because i got god damn orange sparkling water instead of tangerine. Tl;dr never marry a girl from a rich family |
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"But babe tangerines are orange..."
Eject OP, sounds from the way you make it sound, you have money to be on your own |
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Pics of wife aren't loading for informed decision.
I kid, I kid. If your like me and most of ARFCOM from pics I've seen.l, then you probably married up. Go to bed and re-thunk it. |
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My wife gets mad at me for not making the bed like she wants. I tell her that if she wants it made a specific way then she can do it herself. If she wants me to make it, then I will make it the way my mom taught me to make it.
Doesn't work very well. |
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I did all the yard work, cleaned kitchen, vaccuumed, and bought groceries. View Quote |
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I never ask my wife to do anything. She asks me to do shit all the time, often with complicate instructions or very specific details. Things that she really should do. I, of course, always mess up and then she gets mad at me. It is a test, and i constantly fail, which is clearly proof i dont listen to her or care about her I started making her do whatever she was asking me to do. Since then she has reduced the amount of things she asks me to do, but still sometimes she asks me to do something while she sits on ass watching tv. I tell her to get off her ass and do it herself since she is so particular. Sometimes though, she sneaks one in and i end up doing something she tells me to do because there is a plausible chance of her asking me because it really is logistically easier. For example, picking up her exact brand, flavor, and specific can size sparkling water bullshit on my way home from work. Like today. I did all the yard work, cleaned kitchen, vaccuumed, and bought groceries. I had time in between to do my shit. I finished up a pocket knife i was making, i welded a metal frame together for a new heat treating oven, and i processed a dozen sets of bone for knife handles. Pretty god damn productive day. She went to a fair with her nephew, then came home and sat on ass, then bitched at me because i got god damn orange sparkling water instead of tangerine. Tl;dr never marry a girl from a rich family View Quote It sounds like you are the wife. |
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Lol.
House rule; If I'm working, you're working. Ass sitting is greatly frowned upon. |
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Tell her to make you some sammich's, than bitch about their quality.
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Vasectomy. lawyer. then make her four times as crazy as you think she is making you.
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Lol, she seems to be wearing the pants.
You need to sit down and think about the boundaries you want to set with her, then implement with consistancy. |
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Quoted: Like today. I did all the yard work, cleaned kitchen, vaccuumed, and bought groceries. I had time in between to do my shit. I finished up a pocket knife i was making, i welded a metal frame together for a new heat treating oven, and i processed a dozen sets of bone for knife handles. Pretty god damn productive day. She went to a fair with her nephew, then came home and sat on ass, then bitched at me because i got god damn orange sparkling water instead of tangerine. View Quote |
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OP... you are the bitch in your relationship....
Either stand up and become the man with her or be the man without her... |
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OP... you are the bitch in your relationship.... Either stand up and become the man with her or be the man without her... View Quote |
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I never ask my wife to do anything. She asks me to do shit all the time, often with complicate instructions or very specific details. Things that she really should do. I, of course, always mess up and then she gets mad at me. It is a test, and i constantly fail, which is clearly proof i dont listen to her or care about her I started making her do whatever she was asking me to do. Since then she has reduced the amount of things she asks me to do, but still sometimes she asks me to do something while she sits on ass watching tv. I tell her to get off her ass and do it herself since she is so particular. Sometimes though, she sneaks one in and i end up doing something she tells me to do because there is a plausible chance of her asking me because it really is logistically easier. For example, picking up her exact brand, flavor, and specific can size sparkling water bullshit on my way home from work. Like today. I did all the yard work, cleaned kitchen, vaccuumed, and bought groceries. I had time in between to do my shit. I finished up a pocket knife i was making, i welded a metal frame together for a new heat treating oven, and i processed a dozen sets of bone for knife handles. Pretty god damn productive day. She went to a fair with her nephew, then came home and sat on ass, then bitched at me because i got god damn orange sparkling water instead of tangerine. Tl;dr never marry a girl from a rich family View Quote you vacuumed? Is she hot? Does she swallow? Do butt stuff? The fuck makes her so special to run your life like you're a child? |
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Ive had women cry tears of joy to me about how they love me and all I bring to the table only to be bitched at in a similar way when they get used to it over time.
Id dump them and the process would start over again when they want me back and I'd agree thinking it would be different. I dont understand women, I probably never will. I keep trying cause Im hopeful. Sucker, I know. |
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At this point you have failed the test. When does the pool boy stop by?
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I married a girl from Orange County, I’m from BFE. It’s entertaining and I have to keep my big mouth shut a lot. She was so poor growing up she had to eat a TV dinner once, and lots of times they only had plates full of fruit. No bullshit, she’ll tell people this when they talk about how poor they were growing up.
She’ll ask me to do something, then interrupt me several times asking for other BS. It’s frustrating as all get out. I like to put fake spiders around the house for shits and giggles when my MIL is in town. Or pick up tacos from roach coaches and then show her where I got them the next day. Use there upbringing for your entertainment OP. My wife is an amazing woman and a workaholic, but God bless her she hasn’t the slightest idea how the world works sometimes. |
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I never ask my wife to do anything. She asks me to do shit all the time, often with complicate instructions or very specific details. Things that she really should do. I, of course, always mess up and then she gets mad at me. It is a test, and i constantly fail, which is clearly proof i dont listen to her or care about her I started making her do whatever she was asking me to do. Since then she has reduced the amount of things she asks me to do, but still sometimes she asks me to do something while she sits on ass watching tv. I tell her to get off her ass and do it herself since she is so particular. Sometimes though, she sneaks one in and i end up doing something she tells me to do because there is a plausible chance of her asking me because it really is logistically easier. For example, picking up her exact brand, flavor, and specific can size sparkling water bullshit on my way home from work. Like today. I did all the yard work, cleaned kitchen, vaccuumed, and bought groceries. I had time in between to do my shit. I finished up a pocket knife i was making, i welded a metal frame together for a new heat treating oven, and i processed a dozen sets of bone for knife handles. Pretty god damn productive day. She went to a fair with her nephew, then came home and sat on ass, then bitched at me because i got god damn orange sparkling water instead of tangerine. Tl;dr never marry a girl from a rich family View Quote |
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I married a girl from Orange County, I’m from BFE. It’s entertaining and I have to keep my big mouth shut a lot. She was so poor growing up she had to eat a TV dinner once, and lots of times they only had plates full of fruit. No bullshit, she’ll tell people this when they talk about how poor they were growing up. She’ll ask me to do something, then interrupt me several times asking for other BS. It’s frustrating as all get out. I like to put fake spiders around the house for shits and giggles when my MIL is in town. Or pick up tacos from roach coaches and then show her where I got them the next day. Use there upbringing for your entertainment OP. My wife is an amazing woman and a workaholic, but God bless her she hasn’t the slightest idea how the world works sometimes. View Quote |
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play her this song see what she says.
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Well, I can tell you this: If I sent you out for an 11oz bottle of orange sparkling water and you came dragging back back with a goddamn bottle of tanger-fucking-ine water, well...
...shit. I can't even think about what might happen. |
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I already packaged the knife i finished but here a wharncliffe single blade i am working on right now https://i.imgur.com/M8k6t7o.jpg View Quote |
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