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Posted: 6/3/2017 11:19:01 PM EST

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Threesome coming up!

Get ready OP, or a massive shit storm.

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Avoid the sliders at all costs.

Posted: 6/3/2017 11:24:31 PM EST

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I'd sleep with both eyes open. Surrounded by razor wire. In a bunker.

Posted: 6/3/2017 11:31:46 PM EST

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I know a guy whose ex and current wife are best friends. He has kids from both. There are no visitation headaches, the step kids and his kids were on the same LL team and the moms took turns with the car pool to practice, kid sitting, sat together at the games etc. It was freakishly peaceful. They act more like polygamy wives than ex and current.
OP what if they both decide they like each other more than they like you?

Posted: 6/3/2017 11:36:37 PM EST

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Get out your phone and record them to see if they do any lesbian stuff.

Oh and hold the phone horizontally.

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Posted: 6/3/2017 11:38:58 PM EST

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Sounds like it may be time to find a new trailer park to live in, the one your in sounds a little claustrophobic.

Posted: 6/3/2017 11:39:54 PM EST

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Certainly odd but if you do not float the threesome you are INSANE!!!!!!!

Posted: 6/3/2017 11:40:01 PM EST

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SPOILER ALET: In this thread, OP's wife and ex girlfriend are fuckin the same dude.

That dude is not OP.

Posted: 6/3/2017 11:53:13 PM EST

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You're fucked OP....

Posted: 6/3/2017 11:56:19 PM EST

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The possible outcomes:

All will be fine, no problems. 0.01% chance

Threesome 0.99%

Shit will hit the fan 99%

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I would switch the %'s for the first two outcomes but I think you're spot on for the third

Posted: 6/4/2017 12:04:26 AM EST

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What happens if they have an awesome twosome and leave you out?....go with the flow....

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OP has a honey do list, and right at the top is building his own cuckshed.

Posted: 6/4/2017 12:09:10 AM EST

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Posted: 6/4/2017 12:11:34 AM EST

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move on op, dont get a shit show like what happened with my family.

Posted: 6/4/2017 12:16:06 AM EST

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SPOILER ALET: In this thread, OP's wife and ex girlfriend are fuckin the same dude.

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LoL.

Sofa King wrong...

Posted: 6/4/2017 12:38:38 AM EST

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No, I wouldn't be concerned...I'd be in the next state over and headed for the one next to that.

Posted: 6/4/2017 12:44:55 AM EST

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Lame attempt to distract from Londonstan massacre.

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Lame attempt to derail an entertaining thread.

Don't be all fifth column about it, my dude.

Posted: 6/4/2017 12:49:48 AM EST

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Women are weird. Maybe your wife is friends with her to make peace with the relationship somehow. Who knows?

My advice? Give less fucks. Really.

Posted: 6/4/2017 12:55:11 AM EST

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Its an estrogen contest and youre in the middle of it. Congrats

Posted: 6/4/2017 12:55:48 AM EST

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Posted: 6/4/2017 1:01:42 AM EST

[#19]

Doh.

Posted: 6/4/2017 1:04:00 AM EST

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Get out your phone and record them to see if they do any lesbian stuff.

Oh and hold the phone horizontally.

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Posted: 6/4/2017 1:15:29 AM EST

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They're sharing and comparing your sexual prowess moves, or lack thereof.

You can bet on it.

Posted: 6/4/2017 1:58:00 AM EST

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So, you basically took a time out to go bang other people, then got back together?

That's weird, man.

But, on the other hand, you could go have some beers with her former lover(s).

Posted: 6/4/2017 2:54:33 AM EST

[#23]

That there could be the making of a dream come true.

Posted: 6/4/2017 2:58:58 AM EST

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All I see is opportunity

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Wife is 5'4 120lbs, we've been fucking for 12 years. We know what makes each other tick rather well. Ex is a bigger girl, lame in bed. She didn't do anything except give GREAT head.

All I see is opportunity

You owe me a keyboard and a screen, LOL

Posted: 6/4/2017 3:01:12 AM EST

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My wife and I were estranged for a couple of years. We both went our ways but never divorced. We've been back together for a while now. The weird thing for me is she is now friends with my former girl friend from when we were split. They hang out all the time. They're on the porch right now, have been hanging out for the past 3 hours. She knows she's my ex girl friend, she knows we lived together for 2 years. I'm uncomfortable with their friendship, should I be?

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So instead of talking them into a threesome you came here to post...shame on you OP.

no pics either.

Posted: 6/4/2017 3:50:18 AM EST

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My wife regularly invites one of my old girlfriends over. Not really that weird to me. We were together for about a year, and it is over. My wife likes her and we all have a good time (No sex involved at all). I love my wife and would never do the old G/F

Like someone once said: "Can't we all just get along?"

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This. My current woman knows MANY of ex's. Zero drama. "Adulting" isn't a hard thing.

Posted: 6/4/2017 3:54:31 AM EST

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Wife is 5'4 120lbs, we've been fucking for 12 years. We know what makes each other tick rather well. Ex is a bigger girl, lame in bed. She didn't do anything except give GREAT head.

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Cleary your threesome knowledge is failing you if you think that can't work in your favor.

Posted: 6/4/2017 3:56:45 AM EST

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Not knowing what the word means may have benefactor in that posting.

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Lol.

Posted: 6/4/2017 4:35:40 AM EST

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Threesome!

Posted: 6/4/2017 4:56:43 AM EST

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The possible outcomes:

All will be fine, no problems. 0.01% chance

Threesome 0.99%

Shit will hit the fan 99%

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This

Posted: 6/4/2017 5:04:43 AM EST

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Get out your phone and record them to see if they do any lesbian stuff.

Oh and hold the phone horizontally.

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Posted: 6/4/2017 5:30:46 AM EST

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Get out your phone and record them to see if they do any lesbian stuff.

Oh and hold the phone horizontally.

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The second sentence is of utmost importance.

Posted: 6/4/2017 6:09:24 AM EST

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One job op

Posted: 6/4/2017 6:39:19 AM EST

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Check who is the beneficiary of you life insurance

Posted: 6/4/2017 6:54:04 AM EST

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Threesome is not happening. My wife and I have great sex, the ex and I was godawful.

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Your wife is bisexual, your ex is a lesbian and eventually, you're out.

Posted: 6/4/2017 7:02:01 AM EST

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My wife regularly invites one of my old girlfriends over. Not really that weird to me. We were together for about a year, and it is over. My wife likes her and we all have a good time (No sex involved at all). I love my wife and would never do the old G/F

Like someone once said: "Can't we all just get along?"

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My ex-husband (God love him and keep him safe) is married to a good woman, a very good woman, actually. She's been my BFF for better than twenty years.

Being a man, Brian loves to whine about how oppressed he is by the two of us. Secretly, it makes him happy that the two loves of his life, love each other, too. Why would it not?

Posted: 6/4/2017 7:16:15 AM EST

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My ex-husband (God love him and keep him safe) is married to a good woman, a very good woman, actually. She's been my BFF for better than twenty years.

Being a man, Brian loves to whine about how oppressed he is by the two of us. Secretly, it makes him happy that the two loves of his life, love each other, too. Why would it not?

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This is GD no one likes common sense.

Posted: 6/4/2017 7:19:43 AM EST

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My wife and I were estranged for a couple of years. We both went our ways but never divorced. We've been back together for a while now. The weird thing for me is she is now friends with my former girl friend from when we were split. They hang out all the time. They're on the porch right now, have been hanging out for the past 3 hours. She knows she's my ex girl friend, she knows we lived together for 2 years. I'm uncomfortable with their friendship, should I be?

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Uh. Haven't read the replies to this thread yet but I know what I would do.

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Posted: 6/4/2017 7:27:50 AM EST

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The punishment for vertical videos should be 30 years of hard labor.

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Sad that you have to explain how to properly record video.

The punishment for vertical videos should be 30 years of hard labor.

Maybe some day, they'll start putting square CMOS sensor in phones so that it doesn't matter which orientation you use. You'll have the choice to pick the display output after recording...

Posted: 6/4/2017 7:36:03 AM EST

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Has OP closed the deal yet?

Posted: 6/4/2017 7:37:13 AM EST

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GD says do both

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4 posts in to achieve the correct answer. GD is slacking

Posted: 6/4/2017 7:43:38 AM EST

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OP you should have walked out there with your lollipop in one hand and phone in the the other...so you could take pictures horizontally of which one would take the first lick! Fail at both it seems.

Posted: 6/4/2017 12:32:54 PM EST

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First of all I posted no pics because I actually respect my wife. Second of all, last night was nothing more than a shit storm. Apparently I'm an asshole for not approving of their friendship.