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Posted: 1/4/2014 10:05:39 AM EST
They couldn't prove it was happening, but the but butchering facilities said that is where they were selling it to clients to use.
So they did a taste test and fried some up they bought in an asian market and sure enough no one could pick out which was fried bung and which one was squid. Apparently the both look and taste alike. So next time you order an appetizer....check the packaging first. 
Pork...the other white meat 
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Posted: 1/4/2014 10:16:17 AM EST
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oh goddamit
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Posted: 1/4/2014 10:21:37 AM EST
[#2]
in a pigs ass
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Posted: 1/4/2014 10:22:45 AM EST
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Well, technically, one could say that "starfish" IS seafood, so it's close enough.
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Posted: 1/4/2014 10:23:38 AM EST
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in a pigs ass That begs the question of how it would taste if the pig was solely fed squid. |
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Posted: 1/4/2014 10:25:07 AM EST
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Well, technically, one could say that "starfish" IS seafood, so it's close enough. And pornstar anus already comes bleached...so there's that. |
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Posted: 1/4/2014 10:28:00 AM EST
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no different from eating chitlins
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Posted: 1/4/2014 10:30:10 AM EST
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Oh, and back in to say....bullshit on there's no way to prove it.
Last time I checked piggy DNA and squid DNA are a might bit different.... |
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Posted: 1/4/2014 10:30:33 AM EST
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Calamari and corn.
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Posted: 1/4/2014 10:31:00 AM EST
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I am a fan of calimari .
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Posted: 1/4/2014 10:37:18 AM EST
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Oh, and back in to say....bullshit on there's no way to prove it. Last time I checked piggy DNA and squid DNA are a might bit different.... True, butt they they contacted the FDA who responded that they were not too concerned with one food being passed off as another, as long as it was done in a sanitary measure. So next time someone tries to trade you using imitation calamari, just say you would prefer imitation crab meat (chicken vagina is healthier after all) |
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Posted: 1/4/2014 10:38:35 AM EST
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I am a fan of calimari . Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Would you like to arrange a taste test? 
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Posted: 1/4/2014 10:41:42 AM EST
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Posted: 1/4/2014 10:43:29 AM EST
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This is why I only eat the squid heads.
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Posted: 1/4/2014 10:53:20 AM EST
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americas test kitchen has a really good recipe for pig anus. its oddly similar to their calamari recipe...
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Posted: 1/4/2014 10:58:35 AM EST
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Posted: 1/4/2014 11:02:21 AM EST
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Well the last bunch of calamari I had was excellent, if it was pig bung, it was good ass.
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Posted: 1/4/2014 11:03:45 AM EST
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Well the last bunch of calamari I had was excellent, if it was pig bung, it was good ass. nothing wrong with a good piece of ass. 
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Posted: 1/4/2014 11:11:46 AM EST
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nothing wrong with a good piece of ass.
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Well the last bunch of calamari I had was excellent, if it was pig bung, it was good ass. nothing wrong with a good piece of ass.
Well, there is nothing on a pig that is wasted. |
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Posted: 1/4/2014 11:14:00 AM EST
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Well, there is nothing on a pig that is wasted. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Well the last bunch of calamari I had was excellent, if it was pig bung, it was good ass. nothing wrong with a good piece of ass.
Well, there is nothing on a pig that is wasted. apparently only the skull and jawbone. |
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Posted: 1/4/2014 11:14:27 AM EST
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They couldn't pay me enough to "taste test" a pigs exhaust port.
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Posted: 1/4/2014 11:26:25 AM EST
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They couldn't pay me enough to "taste test" a pigs exhaust port. They don't need to pay you. You have probably unknowingly paid for it at several resturants.
I bet a bunch of liberal jew-yorkers are pissed that their calamari is not kosher. |
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Posted: 1/4/2014 11:38:59 AM EST
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Meh...If it taste no different.
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Posted: 1/4/2014 11:40:31 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: They couldn't pay me enough to "taste test" a pigs exhaust port. You've probably taste tested them plenty and just don't know about it. |
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Posted: 1/4/2014 11:44:32 AM EST
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I garun-fucking-tee you chitlins do not smell like calamari.
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Posted: 1/4/2014 11:45:08 AM EST
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Posted: 1/4/2014 11:45:25 AM EST
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You never go ass to mouth!
Unless it's fried...... |
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Posted: 1/4/2014 11:45:38 AM EST
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Well, technically, one could say that "starfish" IS seafood, so it's close enough. Well played. Well played. |
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Posted: 1/4/2014 12:00:20 PM EST
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I ate calamari last night!
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Posted: 1/4/2014 12:08:13 PM EST
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Another horseshit waste of air brought to you by your tax dollars and the donations of fools.
The one right before that was a Mormon chick telling a story about how she tried to date an Atheist. Most of the stuff on NPR during the day is the radio equivalent of public access cable with a leftist theme if it has anything to do with politics at all. |
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Posted: 1/4/2014 12:14:15 PM EST
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I ate calamari something last night! FIFY |
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Posted: 1/4/2014 12:23:21 PM EST
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They don't need to pay you. You have probably unknowingly paid for it at several resturants.
I bet a bunch of liberal jew-yorkers are pissed that their calamari is not kosher. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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They couldn't pay me enough to "taste test" a pigs exhaust port. They don't need to pay you. You have probably unknowingly paid for it at several resturants.
I bet a bunch of liberal jew-yorkers are pissed that their calamari is not kosher. Did you just arrive here from a 1930's Nuremberg rally? 
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Posted: 1/4/2014 12:33:15 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This is why I only eat the squid heads. There's probably a pig part that looks like that too.
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Posted: 1/4/2014 12:40:37 PM EST
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Does it taste good? Then 0 fucks given.
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Posted: 1/4/2014 12:41:03 PM EST
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I am a fan of calimari . Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Would dat be da seafood or da pig version
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Posted: 1/4/2014 12:52:52 PM EST
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They couldn't pay me enough to "taste test" a pigs exhaust port. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=001dtJ0srBI |
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Posted: 1/4/2014 1:12:46 PM EST
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Fake Scallops.
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Posted: 1/4/2014 1:14:32 PM EST
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They don't need to pay you. You have probably unknowingly paid for it at several resturants.
I bet a bunch of liberal jew-yorkers are pissed that their calamari is not kosher. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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They couldn't pay me enough to "taste test" a pigs exhaust port. They don't need to pay you. You have probably unknowingly paid for it at several resturants.
I bet a bunch of liberal jew-yorkers are pissed that their calamari is not kosher. The fuck...? |
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Posted: 1/4/2014 1:23:55 PM EST
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I'd take the taste test. I love calimari.
If pig butthole is indistinguishable, my only question is : how much does pig butthole cost at the grocery store? |
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Posted: 1/4/2014 1:24:27 PM EST
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I garun-fucking-tee you chitlins do not smell like calamari. nope it doesn't ...may Dad was a "rooter to the tooter" type Southern boy so I'm used the the paint peeling stench of Chitlins...but if you can eat chitlins you shouldn't think twice about pigs anus...hell its probably a step up |
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Posted: 1/4/2014 1:26:34 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: True, butt they they contacted the FDA who responded that they were not too concerned with one food being passed off as another, as long as it was done in a sanitary measure. So next time someone tries to trade you using imitation calamari, just say you would prefer imitation crab meat (chicken vagina is healthier after all) Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Oh, and back in to say....bullshit on there's no way to prove it. Last time I checked piggy DNA and squid DNA are a might bit different.... True, butt they they contacted the FDA who responded that they were not too concerned with one food being passed off as another, as long as it was done in a sanitary measure. So next time someone tries to trade you using imitation calamari, just say you would prefer imitation crab meat (chicken vagina is healthier after all) |
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Posted: 1/4/2014 1:27:39 PM EST
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Whatever. I ate scrapple for breakfast the last two days.
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Posted: 1/4/2014 1:28:11 PM EST
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My SO and I listened to that story on the radio one day and then went to a restaurant and ordered some fried calamari.
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Posted: 1/4/2014 1:31:32 PM EST
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I ate calamari last night! I was gonna post this. I guess we got the bad end of that one. I hate being the butt of a joke. |
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Posted: 1/4/2014 1:33:34 PM EST
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They don't need to pay you. You have probably unknowingly paid for it at several resturants.
I bet a bunch of liberal jew-yorkers are pissed that their calamari is not kosher. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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They couldn't pay me enough to "taste test" a pigs exhaust port. They don't need to pay you. You have probably unknowingly paid for it at several resturants.
I bet a bunch of liberal jew-yorkers are pissed that their calamari is not kosher. You need a ban. |
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Posted: 1/4/2014 1:40:48 PM EST
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tried Calamari once and commented that it tasted like ass,it might have actually been ass
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Posted: 1/4/2014 1:43:44 PM EST
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Somehow, I don't think we will ever see "Pigs' Assholes" on the menu at fine restaurants.
Someone will have to come up with a somewhat more elegant name for the dish. |
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Posted: 1/4/2014 1:45:55 PM EST
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Did you just arrive here from a 1930's Nuremberg rally? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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They couldn't pay me enough to "taste test" a pigs exhaust port. They don't need to pay you. You have probably unknowingly paid for it at several resturants.
I bet a bunch of liberal jew-yorkers are pissed that their calamari is not kosher. Did you just arrive here from a 1930's Nuremberg rally? Actually i got that from an old jon stewart skit
You must be from jew jersey. |
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Posted: 1/4/2014 1:46:54 PM EST
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Would dat be da seafood or da pig version
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I am a fan of calimari . Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Would dat be da seafood or da pig version
Cowimari |
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Posted: 1/4/2014 1:50:12 PM EST
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Squid and pork are not considered Kosher by the laws of Judaism.
Jew bashing is not acceptable, period. |
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Posted: 1/4/2014 1:51:31 PM EST
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  http://amydunkley.wordpress.com/2012/08/30/%EB%8F%BC%EC%A7%80-%EB%A7%89%EC%B0%BD-pig-rectum/ ?? ?? – Crispy pig rectum |
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