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Posted: 12/16/2021 12:37:48 PM EST
Today's lesson: Fae/Faer

Fae/faer pronouns are the most commonly used noun-self pronoun to my knowledge. Their coining can be found here.

Complete Set:

Objective: Fae
Subjective: Faer
Possessive Adjective: Faer
Possessive Pronoun: Faers
Reflexive: Faerself
To use common pronouns as a reference, Google search “types of pronouns.” You’ll find charts that break down common pronouns into objective, subjective, etc.

Examples:

He is my friend  ?  Fae is my friend

I saw him yesterday  ?  I saw faer yesterday

This was his request  ? This was faer request

That book is his  ? That book is faers

He loves himself ? Fae loves faerself

She is my friend  ?  Fae is my friend

I saw her yesterday  ?  I saw faer yesterday

This was her request  ? This was faer request

That book is hers  ? That book is faers

She loves herself ? Fae loves faerself

Common Mistakes:

Fae/faer is singular unless otherwise specified
Say “fae is/fae’s” not “fae are/fae’re”
This mistake is made a lot because fae/faer has a similar vowel sound to they/their

Don’t assume two pronoun types are conjugated the same way just because they are in another pronoun set

For example, the possessive adjective and possessive pronoun in he/him/his are both “his,” but in fae/faer, they are not the same, similar to other sets like she/her and they/them




Link Posted: 12/16/2021 12:39:32 PM EST
[#1]
There is nothing to fae but faer itself.

Link Posted: 12/16/2021 12:41:58 PM EST
[#2]
Fuck Fae
Link Posted: 12/16/2021 12:42:10 PM EST
[#3]
Link Posted: 12/16/2021 12:43:23 PM EST
[#4]
My pronouns are me myself and I.
If you can't tell I'm a man, you're not perceptive nor intelligent. Science is unique to you.
Link Posted: 12/16/2021 12:43:23 PM EST
[#5]
That first post thing.
Link Posted: 12/16/2021 12:43:49 PM EST
[#6]
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There is y'all and all y'all; and homeboy, homegirl, and homes (if you don't want to assume their gender).
Link Posted: 12/16/2021 12:44:34 PM EST
[#7]
Fae loves faerself

Attention-seeking hoe.
Link Posted: 12/16/2021 12:47:43 PM EST
[#8]
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My pronouns are me myself and I.
If you can't tell I'm a man, you're not perceptive nor intelligent. Science is unique to you.
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Proud, I'm proud of what I am. Poems I speak are Plug Two type. Please oh please let Plug Two be himself, not what you read or write...
Link Posted: 12/16/2021 12:49:42 PM EST
[#9]
My wife said that Fae is the old red headed woman whose cigarette has a inch long ash hanging off of it while she skins a squirrel for dinner.

She said she is "fed"

As in, fed up with all of this bullshit.
Link Posted: 12/16/2021 12:51:10 PM EST
[#10]
It it’s the most popular then that means something else is going to come along and replace it. How can you be super unique and special if everyone else around you is using the same pronouns?

I demand my own special pronouns. These may change daily or even minute by minute, along with my sexuality and personality, so before each encounter with me you should ask who you are speaking with and how to address me. If you sense a change in my personality during a conversation, that would be a good time to ask again how I would like to be addressed as my personality and pronouns may have changed during the conversation. At the moment you may address me as loonyloonycockoo / loonyloonycockoor.
Link Posted: 12/16/2021 12:52:02 PM EST
[#11]
“Newspeak was designed not to extend but to diminish the range of thought”
Link Posted: 12/16/2021 12:56:32 PM EST
[#12]
Link Posted: 12/16/2021 12:57:00 PM EST
[#13]
Link Posted: 12/16/2021 12:58:13 PM EST
[#14]
Huh?
Link Posted: 12/16/2021 1:01:02 PM EST
[#15]
If I had a dollar for every gender out there, I'd have $2 and a bunch of counterfeits.
Link Posted: 12/16/2021 1:07:14 PM EST
[#16]
he/she/it/shit

I just call people all four pronouns so none can be offended.
Link Posted: 12/16/2021 1:10:20 PM EST
[#17]
The Sum Of All Faes
Link Posted: 12/16/2021 1:12:28 PM EST
[#18]
You callin me a fairy?!
Link Posted: 12/16/2021 1:14:23 PM EST
[#19]
Link Posted: 12/16/2021 1:14:26 PM EST
[#20]
Link Posted: 12/16/2021 1:16:03 PM EST
[#21]
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The Sum Of All Faes
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Link Posted: 12/16/2021 1:17:17 PM EST
[#22]
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You callin me a fairy?!
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Link Posted: 12/16/2021 1:19:31 PM EST
[#23]
I say or use whatever I want. If they're offended that's their fault, not mine. Their mental handicap is not my responsibility.
Link Posted: 12/16/2021 4:00:09 PM EST
[#24]
I have had exactly one person try to correct me on their pronouns. It did not go well for them.
Link Posted: 12/16/2021 4:11:34 PM EST
[#25]
Not sure what kind of person these faeggots are.
Link Posted: 12/16/2021 4:13:32 PM EST
[#26]
I use bofa/deez/nutz
Link Posted: 12/16/2021 4:18:36 PM EST
[#27]
Well then im using satyr/satyrs as my pronouns!
Link Posted: 12/16/2021 4:21:23 PM EST
[#28]
Link Posted: 12/16/2021 4:22:11 PM EST
[#29]
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Then why are you referring to that person as a them?

Link Posted: 12/16/2021 4:22:59 PM EST
[#30]
It's all fun and games until you piss off Mab with this fea shit
Link Posted: 12/16/2021 4:23:15 PM EST
[#31]
I don't  typically converse with the mentally ill, so him and her work just fine for me.
Link Posted: 12/16/2021 4:23:36 PM EST
[#32]
Dumbest thing I have ever read.
Link Posted: 12/16/2021 4:25:20 PM EST
[#33]
Consider that nonsense in the context of this:

Last Wednesday, the British Columbia Human Rights Tribunal ruled in favor of Jessie Nelson, a restaurant worker who filed a complaint against their former employer, Buono Osteria. Nelson, who is nonbinary and genderfluid, claimed the British Columbia Italian restaurant discriminated against them by intentionally using incorrect pronouns. They alleged that their former employers deliberately referred to them using gendered nicknames such as “sweetheart,” “sweetie,” and “honey.”

In a 42-page ruling, Tribunal representative Devyn Cousineau found that the restaurant’s alleged misconduct violated British Columbia’s Human Rights Act. She went on to write that pronouns are “a fundamental part of a person’s identity” and that their proper usage indicates “that we see and respect a person for who they are.”
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Link Posted: 12/16/2021 4:29:31 PM EST
[#34]
Is this a real thing?
Link Posted: 12/16/2021 4:37:33 PM EST
[#35]
Go fuck faerself.
Link Posted: 12/16/2021 4:39:02 PM EST
[#36]
Link Posted: 12/16/2021 4:42:34 PM EST
[#37]
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Consider that nonsense in the context of this:

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Consider that nonsense in the context of this:

Last Wednesday, the British Columbia Human Rights Tribunal ruled in favor of Jessie Nelson, a restaurant worker who filed a complaint against their former employer, Buono Osteria. Nelson, who is nonbinary and genderfluid, claimed the British Columbia Italian restaurant discriminated against them by intentionally using incorrect pronouns. They alleged that their former employers deliberately referred to them using gendered nicknames such as “sweetheart,” “sweetie,” and “honey.”

In a 42-page ruling, Tribunal representative Devyn Cousineau found that the restaurant’s alleged misconduct violated British Columbia’s Human Rights Act. She went on to write that pronouns are “a fundamental part of a person’s identity” and that their proper usage indicates “that we see and respect a person for who they are.”


And when some archaeologist digs up her bones in 1,000 years, they'll say that she was a female.
Link Posted: 12/16/2021 4:43:59 PM EST
[#38]
You conjugate verbs, not pronouns.
Link Posted: 12/16/2021 4:47:36 PM EST
[#39]
I'm apparently missing something... What the fuck is a fae?
Link Posted: 12/16/2021 4:54:57 PM EST
[#40]
Can mine be fa(k)e and fa(k)er?
Link Posted: 12/16/2021 5:02:31 PM EST
[#41]
Anna Silk is the only fae I care about

Link Posted: 12/16/2021 5:05:51 PM EST
[#42]
of all the things I don't care about, I don't care about made-up pronouns the most.
Link Posted: 12/16/2021 5:10:18 PM EST
[#43]
Fee, Fie, Foe, Fuckthatshit.
Link Posted: 12/16/2021 5:13:27 PM EST
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You conjugate verbs, not pronouns.
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A fae can conjugate verbs but faers can also conjugate pronouns since conjugate means "give the form of"
Link Posted: 12/16/2021 5:15:18 PM EST
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I'm apparently missing something... What the fuck is a fae?
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You are a fae.


Now you know.
Link Posted: 12/16/2021 6:14:51 PM EST
[#46]
F that nonsense. I don't speak Retard.
Link Posted: 12/16/2021 6:19:05 PM EST
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I'm apparently missing something... What the fuck is a fae?
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Link Posted: 12/16/2021 6:22:21 PM EST
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Link Posted: 12/17/2021 9:52:00 AM EST
[#49]
And no apostrophe for the possessive?  Have we decided that Americans are just too stupid to correctly use that particular punctuation?
Link Posted: 12/17/2021 9:54:48 AM EST
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Which worn-out hoe's Facebook feed did you snag that from?
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