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Posted: 4/16/2015 3:01:11 PM EST
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I don't trust it.
Three reasons: 1. The Prequels We as moviegoing audiences all got hyped over them and thought they'd be the shit, when they got progressively worse and worse, and it turned out they were just shit. And the worst thing since Mr. Plinkett's son. 2. Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Harrison Ford said in interviews he thought Han Solo's character was stale, boring, and someone he'd never want to play again, and he even wanted Solo killed. He said he loved Indiana Jones and wanted to do another. He loved Indiana Jones and they shat out the fridge-nuking prairie-dog shitfest of Crystal Skull. Everyone's already forgotten it since it was so fucking bad. So far we have one line from him, but keep in mind he hated Han Solo. 3. Abrams Space Adventure Action Blast-Zap Movie Trek Pew pew pew explosion pew pew zap explosion. Lens flare trek was flashy but vapid. Lots of zap pew pew zap run around yelling, characters made into caricatures with one trait, but not really that much of a movie. We've already seen what happens with that in Star Wars - it was called Episodes 2 & 3. Sadly, it would probably be wise to start dialing down your expectations. 
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Posted: 4/16/2015 3:01:41 PM EST
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Can't wait to see JarJar. and ewoks.. |
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Posted: 4/16/2015 3:01:41 PM EST
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Going!
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Posted: 4/16/2015 3:02:32 PM EST
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In before the guys that declares the movie crap (8 months before its release).
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Posted: 4/16/2015 3:02:40 PM EST
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Can't wait to see JarJar. Ban him! 
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Posted: 4/16/2015 3:04:16 PM EST
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I don't trust it.
Three reasons: 1. The Prequels We as moviegoing audiences all got hyped over them and thought they'd be the shit, when they got progressively worse and worse, and it turned out they were just shit. And the worst thing since Mr. Plinkett's son. 2. Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Harrison Ford said in interviews he thought Han Solo's character was stale, boring, and someone he'd never want to play again, and he even wanted Solo killed. He said he loved Indiana Jones and wanted to do another. He loved Indiana Jones and they shat out the fridge-nuking prairie-dog shitfest of Crystal Skull. Everyone's already forgotten it since it was so fucking bad. So far we have one line from him, but keep in mind he hated Han Solo. 3. Abrams Space Adventure Action Blast-Zap Movie Trek Pew pew pew explosion pew pew zap explosion. Lens flare trek was flashy but vapid. Lots of zap pew pew zap run around yelling, characters made into caricatures with one trait, but not really that much of a movie. We've already seen what happens with that in Star Wars - it was called Episodes 2 & 3. Sadly, it would probably be wise to start dialing down your expectations. Well, Sir Alec Guiness thought that Star Wars was inane childish poppy cock (his own words) and even told a young boy to stop watching it.
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Posted: 4/16/2015 3:05:57 PM EST
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Somehow I see this as a female Jedi lead (think Hunger Games with light sabers) where she saves an ethnicity diverse group of politically enlightened minorities.
You guys are too easily baited into this horseshit. It'll be a lense-flair extravaganza of politically correct makeovers of all the Herod that should have voted for Hillary. I mean Darth, not Hillary. Darth. Hard to keep them straight. |
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Posted: 4/16/2015 3:09:27 PM EST
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Somehow I see this as a female Jedi lead (think Hunger Games with light sabers) where she saves an ethnicity diverse group of politically enlightened minorities. You guys are too easily baited into this horseshit. It'll be a lense-flair extravaganza of politically correct makeovers of all the Herod that should have voted for Hillary. I mean Darth, not Hillary. Darth. Hard to keep them straight. Well aren't you just a ray of sunshine? 
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Posted: 4/16/2015 3:09:34 PM EST
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I can't wait to see it!
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Posted: 4/16/2015 3:10:29 PM EST
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Somehow I see this as a female Jedi lead (think Hunger Games with light sabers) where she saves an ethnicity diverse group of politically enlightened minorities. You guys are too easily baited into this horseshit. It'll be a lense-flair extravaganza of politically correct makeovers of all the Herod that should have voted for Hillary. I mean Darth, not Hillary. Darth. Hard to keep them straight. If you're not medicated, you should be. |
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Posted: 4/16/2015 3:12:27 PM EST
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If you're not medicated, you should be. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Somehow I see this as a female Jedi lead (think Hunger Games with light sabers) where she saves an ethnicity diverse group of politically enlightened minorities. You guys are too easily baited into this horseshit. It'll be a lense-flair extravaganza of politically correct makeovers of all the Herod that should have voted for Hillary. I mean Darth, not Hillary. Darth. Hard to keep them straight. If you're not medicated, you should be. I have a feeling that this is whats going to happen.. I have no faith in Disney, or JJ.. |
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Posted: 4/16/2015 3:12:48 PM EST
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I think his name is Dindu Calrissian.... 
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2. The black man they keep showing in the trailers is chronically out of breath and sweaty. He needs more cardio. I think his name is Dindu Calrissian....
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Posted: 4/16/2015 3:18:14 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.... Duh and or hello.. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I'm confused as to when this takes place. A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.... Duh and or hello.. FIFY  ETA:  |
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Posted: 4/16/2015 3:18:29 PM EST
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I guess there are no tweakers on Tatooine because that X-Wing ans Star Destroyer would have been scrapped decades ago
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Posted: 4/16/2015 3:18:31 PM EST
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Somehow I see this as a female Jedi lead (think Hunger Games with light sabers) where she saves an ethnicity diverse group of politically enlightened minorities. You guys are too easily baited into this horseshit. It'll be a lense-flair extravaganza of politically correct makeovers of all the Herod that should have voted for Hillary. I mean Darth, not Hillary. Darth. Hard to keep them straight. So edgy, so cool. |
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Posted: 4/16/2015 3:18:34 PM EST
[#16]
Why haven't Jawas stripped those fucking wrecks down yet?
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Posted: 4/16/2015 3:18:51 PM EST
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Posted: 4/16/2015 3:19:33 PM EST
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3. Abrams Space Adventure Action Blast-Zap Movie Trek Gotta agree with this. Abrams strip-mined the characters and plot lines in ST, put it into a mindless action movie with flashy CGI, and added nothing to the emotional depth of the characters. Imagine watching the Abrams ST without having first seen Wrath of Khan. Abrams Trek was entirely dependent on TWoK. |
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Posted: 4/16/2015 3:20:20 PM EST
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No wonder he crashed his plane... He had to remember how to fly the Falcon! No, its because [indianajones]"Fly yes. Land, no." [/indianajones] |
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Posted: 4/16/2015 3:20:53 PM EST
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I have a feeling that this is whats going to happen.. I have no faith in Disney, or JJ.. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Somehow I see this as a female Jedi lead (think Hunger Games with light sabers) where she saves an ethnicity diverse group of politically enlightened minorities. You guys are too easily baited into this horseshit. It'll be a lense-flair extravaganza of politically correct makeovers of all the Herod that should have voted for Hillary. I mean Darth, not Hillary. Darth. Hard to keep them straight. If you're not medicated, you should be. I have a feeling that this is whats going to happen.. I have no faith in Disney, or JJ.. It can't be any worse than Ep. 1 |
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Posted: 4/16/2015 3:22:19 PM EST
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So long as Jar Jar Binks and that emotionless douschebag they used for the older Analin Skywalker aren't in it, it just might be good enough to watch...
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Posted: 4/16/2015 3:22:49 PM EST
[#22]
Well, hopefully the remnants of the Empire kick some ass
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Posted: 4/16/2015 3:23:04 PM EST
[#23]
OH MY GOD! Why does December need to be so far away!?!?
I will be taking off work for this! |
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Posted: 4/16/2015 3:23:57 PM EST
[#24]
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I don't trust it.
Three reasons: 1. The Prequels We as moviegoing audiences all got hyped over them and thought they'd be the shit, when they got progressively worse and worse, and it turned out they were just shit. And the worst thing since Mr. Plinkett's son. 2. Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Harrison Ford said in interviews he thought Han Solo's character was stale, boring, and someone he'd never want to play again, and he even wanted Solo killed. He said he loved Indiana Jones and wanted to do another. He loved Indiana Jones and they shat out the fridge-nuking prairie-dog shitfest of Crystal Skull. Everyone's already forgotten it since it was so fucking bad. So far we have one line from him, but keep in mind he hated Han Solo. 3. Abrams Space Adventure Action Blast-Zap Movie Trek Pew pew pew explosion pew pew zap explosion. Lens flare trek was flashy but vapid. Lots of zap pew pew zap run around yelling, characters made into caricatures with one trait, but not really that much of a movie. We've already seen what happens with that in Star Wars - it was called Episodes 2 & 3. Sadly, it would probably be wise to start dialing down your expectations. you're long on your adjectives and short on your content. all of the movies you referenced made many hundreds of millions of dollars at the box office. (and that was before $19 imax tickets.. ) |
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Posted: 4/16/2015 3:24:14 PM EST
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I don't trust it.
Three reasons: 1. The Prequels We as moviegoing audiences all got hyped over them and thought they'd be the shit, when they got progressively worse and worse, and it turned out they were just shit. And the worst thing since Mr. Plinkett's son. 2. Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Harrison Ford said in interviews he thought Han Solo's character was stale, boring, and someone he'd never want to play again, and he even wanted Solo killed. He said he loved Indiana Jones and wanted to do another. He loved Indiana Jones and they shat out the fridge-nuking prairie-dog shitfest of Crystal Skull. Everyone's already forgotten it since it was so fucking bad. So far we have one line from him, but keep in mind he hated Han Solo. 3. Abrams Space Adventure Action Blast-Zap Movie Trek Pew pew pew explosion pew pew zap explosion. Lens flare trek was flashy but vapid. Lots of zap pew pew zap run around yelling, characters made into caricatures with one trait, but not really that much of a movie. We've already seen what happens with that in Star Wars - it was called Episodes 2 & 3. Sadly, it would probably be wise to start dialing down your expectations.
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Posted: 4/16/2015 3:25:11 PM EST
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Nevermind
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Posted: 4/16/2015 3:26:23 PM EST
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Posted: 4/16/2015 3:29:51 PM EST
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It can't be any worse than Ep. 1 Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Somehow I see this as a female Jedi lead (think Hunger Games with light sabers) where she saves an ethnicity diverse group of politically enlightened minorities. You guys are too easily baited into this horseshit. It'll be a lense-flair extravaganza of politically correct makeovers of all the Herod that should have voted for Hillary. I mean Darth, not Hillary. Darth. Hard to keep them straight. If you're not medicated, you should be. I have a feeling that this is whats going to happen.. I have no faith in Disney, or JJ.. It can't be any worse than Ep. 1 The character development in episode 1 was non existent. Please describe the characters (ignoring if possible, the background of the old actors) of the new Star Trek movies. It's pretty thin. Just not as annoying as having an obvious idiot like Jar-jar. Maybe we'll end up with a Biden look-alike to replace Jar-jar. Seriously, this is still skating on momentum from two and a half movies that were pretty good, nearly 40 years ago. |
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Posted: 4/16/2015 3:32:59 PM EST
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You know, there ARE black people in the Star Wars universe. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Who is the character that they had to make a black dude?
You know, there ARE black people in the Star Wars universe. Yes their are and the most notable is Apollo 13 1/2. Hide your daughters!!!!! |
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Posted: 4/16/2015 3:37:05 PM EST
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Who is the character that they had to make a black dude? Django Fett 
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Posted: 4/16/2015 3:39:12 PM EST
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I know wookiees are long lived but Chewie isn't showing any grey. I think he must dye his fur. "Just for Wookies"...good stuff. |
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Posted: 4/16/2015 3:39:44 PM EST
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The character development in episode 1 was non existent. Please describe the characters (ignoring if possible, the background of the old actors) of the new Star Trek movies. It's pretty thin. Just not as annoying as having an obvious idiot like Jar-jar. Maybe we'll end up with a Biden look-alike to replace Jar-jar. Seriously, this is still skating on momentum from two and a half movies that were pretty good, nearly 40 years ago. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Somehow I see this as a female Jedi lead (think Hunger Games with light sabers) where she saves an ethnicity diverse group of politically enlightened minorities. You guys are too easily baited into this horseshit. It'll be a lense-flair extravaganza of politically correct makeovers of all the Herod that should have voted for Hillary. I mean Darth, not Hillary. Darth. Hard to keep them straight. If you're not medicated, you should be. I have a feeling that this is whats going to happen.. I have no faith in Disney, or JJ.. It can't be any worse than Ep. 1 The character development in episode 1 was non existent. Please describe the characters (ignoring if possible, the background of the old actors) of the new Star Trek movies. It's pretty thin. Just not as annoying as having an obvious idiot like Jar-jar. Maybe we'll end up with a Biden look-alike to replace Jar-jar. Seriously, this is still skating on momentum from two and a half movies that were pretty good, nearly 40 years ago. Hey, Buzz Killington: with all the fucked up shit going on in the world, in the country, and in my life.. forgive me for getting excited about the chance to feel like I'm ten again. Take your Film Study 101 crap somewhere else. |
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Posted: 4/16/2015 3:39:53 PM EST
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So long as Jar Jar Binks and that emotionless douschebag they used for the older Analin Skywalker aren't in it, it just might be good enough to watch... As long as Carrie Fisher is shown totally naked.
I was kidding! |
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Posted: 4/16/2015 3:41:38 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: As long as Carrie Fisher is shown totally naked. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: So long as Jar Jar Binks and that emotionless douschebag they used for the older Analin Skywalker aren't in it, it just might be good enough to watch... As long as Carrie Fisher is shown totally naked. ...aannndddd I'm done. |
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Posted: 4/16/2015 3:41:43 PM EST
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I think it's going to be great.
My spidey senses tell me it's going to be emotionally powerful too. Perhaps there will be the death of a beloved character or two. |
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Posted: 4/16/2015 3:44:22 PM EST
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Posted: 4/16/2015 3:44:38 PM EST
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That's what I'm guessing. That makes me wonder if the new Sith/darksider is their son. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Not going to lie. I got some moisture in the corners of my eyes at the end of that. I've been a Star Wars nerd since my dad let my brother and I skip school and go see ANH on the day it opened in 1977.
Oh, and given Luke's voice over about the Force being strong in his family, might the hottie be Han and Leia's daughter? That's what I'm guessing. That makes me wonder if the new Sith/darksider is their son. That makes me wonder if they end up kissing at some point. 
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Posted: 4/16/2015 3:48:44 PM EST
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"Chewie, we're home" Nerdgasm. I made a mess Cannot. Effing. Wait.
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Posted: 4/16/2015 3:50:35 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoting again for an answer hopefully. Quote History |
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Posted: 4/16/2015 3:50:38 PM EST
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Putting myself into a medically induced coma until December. Brb.
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Posted: 4/16/2015 3:50:48 PM EST
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Quoting again for an answer hopefully. Quote HistoryI don't think anything has officially been stated, but I'm avoiding 99% of the talk about episode 7 because I hate spoilers. In this trailer luke is repeating what he says in RotJ regarding his sister having the force. Could they have honed her skills? Certainly, but so far as I know there has been no confirmation or denial. |
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Posted: 4/16/2015 3:51:06 PM EST
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Hey, Buzz Killington: with all the fucked up shit going on in the world, in the country, and in my life.. forgive me for getting excited about the chance to feel like I'm ten again. Take your Film Study 101 crap somewhere else. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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If you're not medicated, you should be. I have a feeling that this is whats going to happen.. I have no faith in Disney, or JJ.. It can't be any worse than Ep. 1 The character development in episode 1 was non existent. Please describe the characters (ignoring if possible, the background of the old actors) of the new Star Trek movies. It's pretty thin. Just not as annoying as having an obvious idiot like Jar-jar. Maybe we'll end up with a Biden look-alike to replace Jar-jar. Seriously, this is still skating on momentum from two and a half movies that were pretty good, nearly 40 years ago. Hey, Buzz Killington: with all the fucked up shit going on in the world, in the country, and in my life.. forgive me for getting excited about the chance to feel like I'm ten again. Take your Film Study 101 crap somewhere else. Wanna ride bikes down to the gas station and get a slurpy with me? We can play Atari at my house after. Marvel is the new Star Wars. I'm hoping they don't screw it up, but their record is a lot better than the SW universe was. |
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Posted: 4/16/2015 3:51:27 PM EST
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Posted: 4/16/2015 3:51:49 PM EST
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Putting myself into a medically induced coma until December. Brb. 
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Posted: 4/16/2015 3:53:37 PM EST
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I'm eagerly awaiting the IGN trailer rewind.
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Posted: 4/16/2015 3:56:42 PM EST
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I'm confused as to when this takes place. A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.... Duh and or hello.. FIFY
ETA: http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--8SN9ch4s--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/17ffadqjxa3szjpg.jpg its 30 years later thats why i dropped the one far out of it.. its a bit closer..
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Posted: 4/16/2015 3:59:27 PM EST
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- Clint |
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Posted: 4/16/2015 4:00:50 PM EST
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Arfcom is pretty techy. Any ideas on how that works ? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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http://www.polygon.com/2015/4/16/8431295/star-wars-the-force-awakens-bb-8-puppet-jj-abrams Thanks. Arfcom is pretty techy. Any ideas on how that works ? magnetic fields.. |
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Posted: 4/16/2015 4:02:25 PM EST
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So the Dark Jedi with the Claymore type sword is wearing Black Stormtrooper gear under his black robe. I guess he will be the new Darth Vader type. Chances it is Vader's grandson? CW |
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Posted: 4/16/2015 4:03:36 PM EST
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So the Dark Jedi with the Claymore type sword is wearing Black Stormtrooper gear under his black robe. I guess he will be the new Darth Vader type. Chances it is Vader's grandson? CW Judging by the mask we see him in, he might actually be a character from the EU... |
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