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Chicago makes better pizza and hot dogs. Yeah, I said it.
Everyone's allowed to be wrong sometimes. You just picked now.
ETA- and if you want to ride the grammar, there's a place in Jersey that got closed down a decade back for selling coke out of the back room. They made the best hot dog pizza ever. Italian hot dog pizza.
Now yea, I get it. It looked like failure. It looked like something out of a Lovecraft novel, like something icky left as a viscous film in the wake of the slithering of the Old Ones.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2593/3718758283_01898bda5e.jpg
But man, that place was right down the road from my job, and I looked that horror in the eye every day I worked while waiting for some plain or white slices.
One day, in a fit of pique, with a yearning in my heart I could not place but whispered of greatness... I tried it.
And man, it was the greatest fucking thing mankind has ever created. If they'da had this pie at Cape Canaveral in the 60's, Neil Armstrong's most famous words would have been, "Fuck the moon, get me another slice of that eye-talian hotdog pie!"
Chunks of dog, peppers, onions, potato... Heavy on the cheese. Easy on the sauce.
Seriously man, I never did understand killing or dying for religion, but I might consider it to advance the italian hot dog pizza's chances at world domination.
And fuck everything about Chicago. Everything that gets there they fuck up and then claim it's better. Pizza, hot dogs, blues, crime... Fuck that place.
that looks.... orgasmic!