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Posted: 3/9/2020 10:12:32 PM EDT
Less-than-endowed men now have their own dating site where size really doesn't matter.

Dinky One, a new matchmaking website, aims to combat penis-size pressure by helping those with smaller phalluses find love.

"Dinky One was created to help guys who are smaller than average," founder David Minns tells The Post. "Smaller guys can use the site privately and date outside of their usual network. Everyone understands the situation in advance, allowing couples to focus on getting to know each other and dating."

Those with a member smaller than 5.5 inches, the global average erect penis length, are defined as Dinky Ones and "are eligible to join," the site says, boasting that "100% of the men on this site are less than average."

https://nypost.com/2020/03/09/new-dating-site-launches-for-men-with-small-penises/
Link Posted: 3/9/2020 10:13:24 PM EDT
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http://ar15.com/dinkydick
Link Posted: 3/9/2020 10:13:53 PM EDT
[#2]
You trying to tell us something about yourself, OP?
Link Posted: 3/9/2020 10:15:17 PM EDT
[#3]
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Surely, women will flock to this site.
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[#5]
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Those with a member smaller than 5.5 inches, the global average erect penis length, are defined as Dinky Ones and "are eligible to join," the site says,
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I am ineligible!
Link Posted: 3/9/2020 10:18:06 PM EDT
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Certainly the next Tinder if not the next premier dating site.  I've heard all women like small dicks.
Link Posted: 3/9/2020 10:18:24 PM EDT
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That site is most definitely not suitable for GD, as we all have larger than average dicks, myself included.
Link Posted: 3/9/2020 10:18:41 PM EDT
[#10]
Where are they measuring from? Top or taint?

Asking for a friend.
Link Posted: 3/9/2020 10:18:42 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/9/2020 10:18:46 PM EDT
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What about us with a healthy 5.6”?
Link Posted: 3/9/2020 10:19:03 PM EDT
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I am ineligible!
See what I mean!  
Link Posted: 3/9/2020 10:19:40 PM EDT
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That would be a prime target for hacking and blackmailing users.
Link Posted: 3/9/2020 10:19:41 PM EDT
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Maybe it would help to market this to the anal-curious ladies.
Link Posted: 3/9/2020 10:19:57 PM EDT
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I did an interesting thought experiment at work a few months back, and posed the question "Would you cut off your pinkie toe (completely painless, under anesthesia) to get an extra inch on your penis?". I was the only guy that said no. All of the girls I asked said no (obviously, if they hypothetically had a penis), because they don't really care about penis size all that much. I think mass pornography has got men all fucked up about Johnson size, and to the extent that it really matters to women, as if strutting around with a covered up stallion cock that girls can't even see in public is somehow going to get them laid more often.
Link Posted: 3/9/2020 10:21:55 PM EDT
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They probably will, under the belief that a guy with a small dick is gonna be willing to make up for it with the amount of cash they'll spend.
Link Posted: 3/9/2020 10:22:39 PM EDT
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Just sign up twice. That's what I'm doing.
Link Posted: 3/9/2020 10:22:45 PM EDT
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I guess I get two accounts, amirite?
Link Posted: 3/9/2020 10:23:22 PM EDT
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I did an interesting thought experiment at work a few months back, and posed the question "Would you cut off your pinkie toe (completely painless, under anesthesia) to get an extra inch on your penis?". I was the only guy that said no. All of the girls I asked said no (obviously, if they hypothetically had a penis), because they don't really care about penis size all that much. I think mass pornography has got men all fucked up about Johnson size, and to the extent that it really matters to women, as if strutting around with a covered up stallion cock that girls can't even see in public is somehow going to get them laid more often.
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if i cut off both, do I get 2 inches?
Link Posted: 3/9/2020 10:23:51 PM EDT
[#21]
Well DinkyOne is better than their original name: mostlyasiansnoblackdudes.com
Link Posted: 3/9/2020 10:24:10 PM EDT
[#22]
LOL
Link Posted: 3/9/2020 10:25:33 PM EDT
[#23]
Arfcom really needs a small-wang subforum.
Link Posted: 3/9/2020 10:26:28 PM EDT
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What if I am 5.5 inch diameter?
Link Posted: 3/9/2020 10:26:38 PM EDT
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That site is most definitely not suitable for GD, as we all have larger than average dicks, myself included.
Just sign up twice. That's what I'm doing.
That means I'll be 13 inches. I'm in.  
Link Posted: 3/9/2020 10:27:26 PM EDT
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Try notlongbutthick.com
Link Posted: 3/9/2020 10:27:38 PM EDT
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Every guy asked that, and my answer was always "sure why not". One guy did say it would still be small either way, and ironically he gets into more deviant shit than anybody else at work (partied with him once, the shit I saw would have the prudes here going to confession the next day).
Link Posted: 3/9/2020 10:28:24 PM EDT
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I'm sure you could get a wavier son.
Link Posted: 3/9/2020 10:30:40 PM EDT
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... @winston_wolf
Link Posted: 3/9/2020 10:30:40 PM EDT
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In general, focusing on things that people have absolutely no control over is one of my pet peeves. I don't have much to complain about, but I also prefer my women natural and not in any way "enhanced" because fake is fake no matter how you cut it. Men don't really have the option for any sort of plastic surgery, nor would many of them opt for it.

I don't have anything to complain about personally, though I did have to overcome my wife's height bias (because she's in the 97th percentile, not because I'm short). It's just annoying that people are judged on things they have no control over. Shitty job, low income, no desire to improve yourself? Sure, bitch away. Short? Not fair.
Link Posted: 3/9/2020 10:31:52 PM EDT
[#31]
(all women ever)Dinky wallets need not apply.(/all women ever)
Link Posted: 3/9/2020 10:32:08 PM EDT
[#32]
Do you think they'd let me join if I fold mine in half , the womenz wood be in for a surprise
Link Posted: 3/9/2020 10:32:30 PM EDT
[#33]
It's just the flu bro. It's just a small peepee bro.
Link Posted: 3/9/2020 10:32:53 PM EDT
[#34]


Randy Marsh and the penis equation
Link Posted: 3/9/2020 10:33:32 PM EDT
[#35]
... off to go find a tape measure...
Link Posted: 3/9/2020 10:34:19 PM EDT
[#36]
All of maybe 3 "women" who were born genetically male will sign up for that site?
Link Posted: 3/9/2020 10:35:34 PM EDT
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haha
Link Posted: 3/9/2020 10:36:07 PM EDT
[#38]
Redundant,

There’s already a Mod forum.
Link Posted: 3/9/2020 10:37:20 PM EDT
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I did an interesting thought experiment at work a few months back, and posed the question "Would you cut off your pinkie toe (completely painless, under anesthesia) to get an extra inch on your penis?". I was the only guy that said no. All of the girls I asked said no (obviously, if they hypothetically had a penis), because they don't really care about penis size all that much. I think mass pornography has got men all fucked up about Johnson size, and to the extent that it really matters to women, as if strutting around with a covered up stallion cock that girls can't even see in public is somehow going to get them laid more often.
if i cut off both, do I get 2 inches?
If I cut off the entire foot, do I get 12"?
Link Posted: 3/9/2020 10:37:21 PM EDT
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Then you're probably that old dude on the internet with a weird chode. His garbage is shaped like a triangle. Gets to bang hot chicks, though...
Link Posted: 3/9/2020 10:42:06 PM EDT
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My condolences.
Link Posted: 3/9/2020 10:42:19 PM EDT
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Redundant,

There's already a Mod forum.
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Link Posted: 3/9/2020 10:42:44 PM EDT
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Less-than-endowed men now have their own dating site where size really doesn't matter.

Dinky One, a new matchmaking website, aims to combat penis-size pressure by helping those with smaller phalluses find love.

"Dinky One was created to help guys who are smaller than average," founder David Minns tells The Post. "Smaller guys can use the site privately and date outside of their usual network. Everyone understands the situation in advance, allowing couples to focus on getting to know each other and dating."

Those with a member smaller than 5.5 inches, the global average erect penis length, are defined as Dinky Ones and "are eligible to join," the site says, boasting that "100% of the men on this site are less than average."

https://nypost.com/2020/03/09/new-dating-site-launches-for-men-with-small-penises/
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Congrats on being made a mod there.  
Link Posted: 3/9/2020 10:42:55 PM EDT
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Nice.
Link Posted: 3/9/2020 10:45:42 PM EDT
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In general, focusing on things that people have absolutely no control over is one of my pet peeves. I don't have much to complain about, but I also prefer my women natural and not in any way "enhanced" because fake is fake no matter how you cut it. Men don't really have the option for any sort of plastic surgery, nor would many of them opt for it.

I don't have anything to complain about personally, though I did have to overcome my wife's height bias (because she's in the 97th percentile, not because I'm short). It's just annoying that people are judged on things they have no control over. Shitty job, low income, no desire to improve yourself? Sure, bitch away. Short? Not fair.
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I've had that discussion with women very often. When they come crying to me about some facial blemish or something I can't even see. Even in the era of "body positivity", they still doll themselves up for men, and a lot of them get so self judgemental that I have to force them to take a step back and realize that men really aren't that critical about women. I mean hell, I'm 5'5 and I don't mind short jokes. I mean, lets be real, it is a funny predicament. People think the whole "just be confident" thing is overblown and corny, but in my experience, if you're confident and charismatic (which honestly, in the age of digital isolation, isn't hard to do), people will naturally like you, want to be around you, and you'll find love if you want it, even if your pecker's four inches and you look like shrek's ass.
Link Posted: 3/9/2020 10:46:31 PM EDT
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In!
Wait, I'm married...
Link Posted: 3/9/2020 10:46:40 PM EDT
[#48]
Am I IN! yet?
Link Posted: 3/9/2020 10:47:13 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/9/2020 10:51:32 PM EDT
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I've had that discussion with women very often. When they come crying to me about some facial blemish or something I can't even see. Even in the era of "body positivity", they still doll themselves up for men, and a lot of them get so self judgemental that I have to force them to take a step back and realize that men really aren't that critical about women. I mean hell, I'm 5'5 and I don't mind short jokes. I mean, lets be real, it is a funny predicament. People think the whole "just be confident" thing is overblown and corny, but in my experience, if you're confident and charismatic (which honestly, in the age of digital isolation, isn't hard to do), people will naturally like you, want to be around you, and you'll find love if you want it, even if your pecker's four inches and you look like shrek's ass.
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In general, focusing on things that people have absolutely no control over is one of my pet peeves. I don't have much to complain about, but I also prefer my women natural and not in any way "enhanced" because fake is fake no matter how you cut it. Men don't really have the option for any sort of plastic surgery, nor would many of them opt for it.

I don't have anything to complain about personally, though I did have to overcome my wife's height bias (because she's in the 97th percentile, not because I'm short). It's just annoying that people are judged on things they have no control over. Shitty job, low income, no desire to improve yourself? Sure, bitch away. Short? Not fair.
I've had that discussion with women very often. When they come crying to me about some facial blemish or something I can't even see. Even in the era of "body positivity", they still doll themselves up for men, and a lot of them get so self judgemental that I have to force them to take a step back and realize that men really aren't that critical about women. I mean hell, I'm 5'5 and I don't mind short jokes. I mean, lets be real, it is a funny predicament. People think the whole "just be confident" thing is overblown and corny, but in my experience, if you're confident and charismatic (which honestly, in the age of digital isolation, isn't hard to do), people will naturally like you, want to be around you, and you'll find love if you want it, even if your pecker's four inches and you look like shrek's ass.
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