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Posted: 9/30/2018 9:33:55 AM EDT
Epic Apologizes for "Embarrassing" Breast Physics in Fortnite
According to Epic, breasts aren’t supposed to bounce: the company has pushed out a new update removing boob physics from Fortnite and claims the jiggling introduced in Season 6 was an accident. "This is unintended, embarrassing, and it was careless for us to let this ship," said a spokesperson. View Quote Fortnite Boob Physics Read the rest @ https://www.hardocp.com/news/2018/09/29/epic_apologizes_for_embarrassing_breast_physics_in_fortnite/ |
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Seriously? People are worried about little boob jiggle? What about dem thighs doe?
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They failed at boob physics.
I need to conduct a 10 year government funded study of these boob physics - cost $400 million (approx). |
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Unintended.
I'm sure some programmer just accidentally entered a bunch of code for boob physics. On the contrary, I guarantee it was a topic of much discussion amongst the nerds. |
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Now that they've discovered the The Higgs boson, on to other important things. Do I see a Nobel Prize in their future?
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I would like to say this thread offends me........but it doesn't.
Boobs are proof that G*d loves us. Attached File |
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So they allow the female characters to wear low cut tops and daisy dukes, but are “embarrassed” that their boobs jiggle?
I call BS |
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T H I C C
I appreciate a company like epic taking the time to get the little details right .... Like boob physics. |
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This documentary was better for boob physics:
baywatch opening credits |
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Yeah.
Knockers that big should be swinging and banging all over the place. |
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We need the 80s back asap.
No one cared about all of this stupid shit in the 80s. Sure their were some shallow assholes in the 80s, but no one worried about boob giggling in a video game and certainly no one felt compelled to apologize for it. jesus fun police everywhere. ETA: we were just worried about Satan in our games. |
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We need the 80s back asap. No one cared about all of this stupid shit in the 80s. Sure their were some shallow assholes in the 80s, but no one worried about boob giggling in a video game and certainly no one felt compelled to apologize for it. jesus fun police everywhere. ETA: we were just worried about Satan in our games. View Quote |
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If they were truly concerned with physics, most female characters would fall on their face like a backwards turtle, unable to reach the ground and push themselves upright.
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I would like to say this thread offends me........but it doesn't. Boobs are proof that G*d loves us. https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/340899/octoberfest-688039.JPG View Quote |
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Now I know why Fortnite is all the kids in my Cub Scout den talk about.
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I will forever remember the slow motion scene in Monty Pythons "The Meaning of Life" when a man is being chased by a dozen topless women in slow motion over a cliff.
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https://i.imgur.com/VRin8r9.gif View Quote |
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Quoted: This twat did a TED talk about how much she regrets this meme. If her, I'd be bragging about the nice rack I used to have before they became "40 longs" View Quote ... Or will that come up 35 years later... |
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So they allow the female characters to wear low cut tops and daisy dukes, but are “embarrassed” that their boobs jiggle? I call BS View Quote Also, I couldn't see any movement until she was in my face, and even then, it was barely noticeable. Sports bras don't even hold boobs that still. The game designers could make a fortune putting that product on market. |
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Game Designers: This will be awesome, lets put it in.
- puts thing in game - Game Players: (don't even notice the thing) This game is awesome! That One Person (C): HEY! I DON'T PLAY GAMES BUT WHY IS THIS THING IN THIS GAME?! REEEEEEEEEE Game Designers' Bosses: Uhhhhhhhhh it was a mistake, take it out, we're sorry! Game Designers and Game Players: ... really? |
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Unintended. I'm sure some programmer just accidentally entered a bunch of code for boob physics. On the contrary, I guarantee it was a topic of much discussion amongst the nerds. View Quote A) Physics engines able to jiggle boobs somewhat realistically, to the accuracy of the model, anyway. B) Added on without severely impacting frame rate or performance. Shouldn't be many more years until it's hard to spot difference between video game and reality in 2D at least. |
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This twat did a TED talk about how much she regrets this meme. If her, I'd be bragging about the nice rack I used to have before they became "40 longs" View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes |
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We need the 80s back asap. No one cared about all of this stupid shit in the 80s. Sure their were some shallow assholes in the 80s, but no one worried about boob giggling in a video game and certainly no one felt compelled to apologize for it. jesus fun police everywhere. ETA: we were just worried about Satan in our games. View Quote |
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It will be like that the rest of your life," he added. "Get used to it. Just keep your mouth shut. Suck it up. Follow the rules. |
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Check out the Conan Exiles game...bouncing boobs and flopping peckers everywhere.
And FYI, Skyrim on PC can be modded for realistic (or not) physics. |
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Check out the Conan Exiles game...bouncing boobs and flopping peckers everywhere. And FYI, Skyrim on PC can be modded for realistic (or not) physics. View Quote |
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