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Posted: 9/30/2018 9:33:55 AM EDT
Epic Apologizes for "Embarrassing" Breast Physics in Fortnite
According to Epic, breasts aren’t supposed to bounce: the company has pushed out a new update removing boob physics from Fortnite and claims the jiggling introduced in Season 6 was an accident. "This is unintended, embarrassing, and it was careless for us to let this ship," said a spokesperson.  Fortnite Boob Physics Read the rest @ https://www.hardocp.com/news/2018/09/29/epic_apologizes_for_embarrassing_breast_physics_in_fortnite/ |
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Posted: 9/30/2018 9:35:03 AM EDT
[#1]
In for boob jiggles n giggles
giggdy |
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Posted: 9/30/2018 9:37:02 AM EDT
[#2]
Should have bounced a lot more
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Posted: 9/30/2018 9:37:40 AM EDT
[#3]
Looks realistic. Fail to see the problem.
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Posted: 9/30/2018 9:37:59 AM EDT
[#4]
Haven't noticed. Been too busy 360 no-scoping nubs
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Posted: 9/30/2018 9:38:01 AM EDT
[#5]
Seriously? People are worried about little boob jiggle? What about dem thighs doe?
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Posted: 9/30/2018 9:38:31 AM EDT
[#6]
They failed at boob physics.
I need to conduct a 10 year government funded study of these boob physics - cost $400 million (approx). |
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Posted: 9/30/2018 9:40:48 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/30/2018 9:41:36 AM EDT
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Unintended.
I'm sure some programmer just accidentally entered a bunch of code for boob physics. On the contrary, I guarantee it was a topic of much discussion amongst the nerds. |
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Posted: 9/30/2018 9:46:33 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/30/2018 9:49:31 AM EDT
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Now that they've discovered the The Higgs boson, on to other important things. Do I see a Nobel Prize in their future?
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Posted: 9/30/2018 9:59:06 AM EDT
[#11]
Meh I fail to see the big deal here
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Posted: 9/30/2018 10:06:34 AM EDT
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I would like to say this thread offends me........but it doesn't.
Boobs are proof that G*d loves us.  Attached File |
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Posted: 9/30/2018 10:15:13 AM EDT
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Now that they've discovered the The Higgs 
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Posted: 9/30/2018 10:18:14 AM EDT
[#14]
Like bags of sand.
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Posted: 9/30/2018 10:18:51 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/30/2018 10:20:03 AM EDT
[#16]
Quote HistoryThis twat did a TED talk about how much she regrets this meme. If her, I'd be bragging about the nice rack I used to have before they became "40 longs"
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Posted: 9/30/2018 10:20:40 AM EDT
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So they allow the female characters to wear low cut tops and daisy dukes, but are “embarrassed” that their boobs jiggle?
I call BS |
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Posted: 9/30/2018 10:20:41 AM EDT
[#18]
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Haven't noticed. Been too busy 360 no-scoping nubs |
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Posted: 9/30/2018 10:21:30 AM EDT
[#19]
T H I C C
I appreciate a company like epic taking the time to get the little details right .... Like boob physics. |
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Posted: 9/30/2018 10:25:05 AM EDT
[#20]
This documentary was better for boob physics:
 baywatch opening credits |
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Posted: 9/30/2018 10:25:33 AM EDT
[#21]
Guess no one remembers DOA Xtreme Volleyball boob physics then huh
 
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Posted: 9/30/2018 10:26:45 AM EDT
[#22]
Guess these programmers no experience with actual boobs
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Posted: 9/30/2018 10:33:57 AM EDT
[#23]
boobs bad
killing stuff good |
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Posted: 9/30/2018 10:36:31 AM EDT
[#24]
Yeah.
Knockers that big should be swinging and banging all over the place. |
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Posted: 9/30/2018 10:36:51 AM EDT
[#25]
We need the 80s back asap.
No one cared about all of this stupid shit in the 80s. Sure their were some shallow assholes in the 80s, but no one worried about boob giggling in a video game and certainly no one felt compelled to apologize for it. jesus fun police everywhere. ETA: we were just worried about Satan in our games.
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Posted: 9/30/2018 10:42:49 AM EDT
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We need the 80s back asap. No one cared about all of this stupid shit in the 80s. Sure their were some shallow assholes in the 80s, but no one worried about boob giggling in a video game and certainly no one felt compelled to apologize for it. jesus fun police everywhere. ETA: we were just worried about Satan in our games. |
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Posted: 9/30/2018 10:43:07 AM EDT
[#27]
That didn’t look bad actually.
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Posted: 9/30/2018 10:55:38 AM EDT
[#28]
If they were truly concerned with physics, most female characters would fall on their face like a backwards turtle, unable to reach the ground and push themselves upright.
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Posted: 9/30/2018 11:08:58 AM EDT
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I would like to say this thread offends me........but it doesn't. Boobs are proof that G*d loves us. https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/340899/octoberfest-688039.JPG |
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Posted: 9/30/2018 11:51:27 AM EDT
[#30]
Now I know why Fortnite is all the kids in my Cub Scout den talk about.
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Posted: 9/30/2018 11:57:20 AM EDT
[#31]
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Far as I know the only people who don't like breasts are gay men and others who don't like a real female. |
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Posted: 9/30/2018 11:59:37 AM EDT
[#32]
I will forever remember the slow motion scene in Monty Pythons "The Meaning of Life" when a man is being chased by a dozen topless women in slow motion over a cliff.
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Posted: 9/30/2018 12:00:30 PM EDT
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https://i.imgur.com/VRin8r9.gif |
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Posted: 9/30/2018 12:00:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This twat did a TED talk about how much she regrets this meme. If her, I'd be bragging about the nice rack I used to have before they became "40 longs" ... Or will that come up 35 years later... |
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Posted: 9/30/2018 12:01:58 PM EDT
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So they allow the female characters to wear low cut tops and daisy dukes, but are “embarrassed” that their boobs jiggle? I call BS Also, I couldn't see any movement until she was in my face, and even then, it was barely noticeable. Sports bras don't even hold boobs that still. The game designers could make a fortune putting that product on market. |
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Posted: 9/30/2018 12:02:20 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/30/2018 12:31:16 PM EDT
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Game Designers: This will be awesome, lets put it in.
- puts thing in game - Game Players: (don't even notice the thing) This game is awesome! That One Person (C): HEY! I DON'T PLAY GAMES BUT WHY IS THIS THING IN THIS GAME?! REEEEEEEEEE Game Designers' Bosses: Uhhhhhhhhh it was a mistake, take it out, we're sorry! Game Designers and Game Players: ... really? |
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Posted: 9/30/2018 12:35:16 PM EDT
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Unintended. I'm sure some programmer just accidentally entered a bunch of code for boob physics. On the contrary, I guarantee it was a topic of much discussion amongst the nerds. A) Physics engines able to jiggle boobs somewhat realistically, to the accuracy of the model, anyway. B) Added on without severely impacting frame rate or performance. Shouldn't be many more years until it's hard to spot difference between video game and reality in 2D at least. |
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Posted: 9/30/2018 12:35:29 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
This twat did a TED talk about how much she regrets this meme. If her, I'd be bragging about the nice rack I used to have before they became "40 longs" Quote HistoryQuoted:
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<a href="[url]https://i.imgur.com/sQa0yFB.gif">https://i.imgur.com/sQa0yFB.gif">[url]https://i.imgur.com/sQa0yFB.gif 
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Posted: 9/30/2018 12:41:02 PM EDT
[#40]
Isn't that why they burned their bra's in the 60's?
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Posted: 9/30/2018 1:03:32 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
We need the 80s back asap. No one cared about all of this stupid shit in the 80s. Sure their were some shallow assholes in the 80s, but no one worried about boob giggling in a video game and certainly no one felt compelled to apologize for it. jesus fun police everywhere. ETA: we were just worried about Satan in our games.
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Posted: 9/30/2018 1:11:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
[url]https://i.imgur.com/sQa0yFB.gif">https://i.imgur.com/sQa0yFB.gif">[url]https://i.imgur.com/sQa0yFB.gif |
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Posted: 9/30/2018 1:12:58 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/30/2018 1:19:14 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryI lose a half-hour of my life every time this gets posted.
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Posted: 9/30/2018 1:24:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Are you my 12 year old son? That sounded just like him. |
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Posted: 9/30/2018 1:24:09 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote History
It will be like that the rest of your life," he added. "Get used to it. Just keep your mouth shut. Suck it up. Follow the rules. |
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Posted: 9/30/2018 2:01:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
I will forever remember the slow motion scene in Monty Pythons "The Meaning of Life" when a man is being chased by a dozen topless women in slow motion over a cliff. |
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Posted: 9/30/2018 4:06:53 PM EDT
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Check out the Conan Exiles game...bouncing boobs and flopping peckers everywhere.
And FYI, Skyrim on PC can be modded for realistic (or not) physics. |
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Posted: 9/30/2018 4:12:59 PM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Check out the Conan Exiles game...bouncing boobs and flopping peckers everywhere. And FYI, Skyrim on PC can be modded for realistic (or not) physics. |
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Posted: 9/30/2018 4:59:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
I will forever remember the slow motion scene in Monty Pythons "The Meaning of Life" when a man is being chased by a dozen topless women in slow motion over a cliff. |
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