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Link Posted: 1/21/2022 6:45:30 PM EDT
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You just made it spirit

And 70
Link Posted: 1/21/2022 6:45:47 PM EDT
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He should've just gone to dinner and made friends with the boys. Daughters would have dumped them immediately
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Anxiety over where to bury his daughters' boyfriends. It'd keep anyone awake.

He should've just gone to dinner and made friends with the boys. Daughters would have dumped them immediately


No wonder I always got ghosted or friendzoned after meeting the parents.
Link Posted: 1/21/2022 6:55:41 PM EDT
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Bored out of my mind
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Facetime helicopter time?
Link Posted: 1/21/2022 6:58:54 PM EDT
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At the drive in?
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Talk dirty to me

My shoes have mud on them

Cause baby we'll be


At the drive in?

In the old man’s Ford
Link Posted: 1/21/2022 6:59:55 PM EDT
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Hookers are cheaper.
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maybe? I collect ex-wives like Pokemon

Hookers are cheaper.

Troof

You’re bait paying for the sex. You’re paying them to go away once it’s over.
Link Posted: 1/21/2022 7:08:53 PM EDT
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Not jdubbing the whole thing but I'm really happy you didn't turn into an alcoholic piece of shit.

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Link Posted: 1/21/2022 7:11:46 PM EDT
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Not jdubbing the whole thing but I'm really happy you didn't turn into an alcoholic piece of shit.

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You better knock it off. Don't make me crash this wagon into a ditch.

Thanks. Jerk.
Link Posted: 1/21/2022 7:11:52 PM EDT
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In the old man's Ford
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Talk dirty to me

My shoes have mud on them

Cause baby we'll be


At the drive in?

In the old man's Ford


Behind those... ...bushes...
Link Posted: 1/21/2022 7:23:31 PM EDT
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I got plenty of acres.


Not worried about it.
Link Posted: 1/21/2022 7:27:58 PM EDT
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I haven't had any alcohol since September 2019.

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Explains so much
Link Posted: 1/21/2022 7:29:02 PM EDT
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No wonder I always got ghosted or friendzoned after meeting the parents.
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Anxiety over where to bury his daughters' boyfriends. It'd keep anyone awake.

He should've just gone to dinner and made friends with the boys. Daughters would have dumped them immediately


No wonder I always got ghosted or friendzoned after meeting the parents.

Link Posted: 1/21/2022 7:31:59 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/21/2022 7:33:42 PM EDT
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I’ll be enough of an alcoholic piece of shit for all of yas.
Link Posted: 1/21/2022 7:34:24 PM EDT
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I got plenty of acres.


Not worried about it.
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Anxiety over where to bury his daughters' boyfriends. It'd keep anyone awake.



I got plenty of acres.


Not worried about it.

Get pigs. It makes things easier.
Link Posted: 1/21/2022 7:34:59 PM EDT
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Coat weather
Link Posted: 1/21/2022 7:35:14 PM EDT
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Get pigs. It makes things easier.
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Anxiety over where to bury his daughters' boyfriends. It'd keep anyone awake.



I got plenty of acres.


Not worried about it.

Get pigs. It makes things easier.

A pig farm and deniability are great friends.
Link Posted: 1/21/2022 7:36:26 PM EDT
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Bearing race driver.
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and as a bonus you get bacon
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Uh, I don’t Ralph living at my house.
Link Posted: 1/21/2022 7:37:45 PM EDT
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Finally gonna celebrate Christmas with my son , daughter and her boyfriend tomorrow
Link Posted: 1/21/2022 7:38:12 PM EDT
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Accidentally Ralph.
Link Posted: 1/21/2022 7:38:23 PM EDT
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Uh, I don’t Ralph living at my house.
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and as a bonus you get bacon

Uh, I don’t Ralph living at my house.

Yes you do
Link Posted: 1/21/2022 7:38:51 PM EDT
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Accidentally Ralph.
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Accidentally Ralph.


Accidentally the whole thing
Link Posted: 1/21/2022 7:39:06 PM EDT
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Are you gonna lecture the boyfriend on hickies and explain in detail how pig farms work?
Link Posted: 1/21/2022 7:39:29 PM EDT
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I’m glad I didn’t have to point that out.
Link Posted: 1/21/2022 7:39:52 PM EDT
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Accidentally the whole thing
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With a coca cola bottle.
Link Posted: 1/21/2022 7:41:06 PM EDT
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and as a bonus you get bacon
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Get pigs. It makes things easier.

and as a bonus you get bacon
Soylent Bacon?
Link Posted: 1/21/2022 7:41:30 PM EDT
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Probably good thing we’ll never hang out
Link Posted: 1/21/2022 7:41:49 PM EDT
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Are you gonna lecture the boyfriend on hickies and explain in detail how pig farms work?
Probably take him on a tour of the reloading room and gun safe
Link Posted: 1/21/2022 7:41:50 PM EDT
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Yea, that's a month late.  But better than never.
Link Posted: 1/21/2022 7:42:06 PM EDT
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He's a good house guest
he will probably cut down your trees and replace them with corn though...
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Uh, I don’t Ralph living at my house.

He's a good house guest
he will probably cut down your trees and replace them with corn though...

I think he’s more into cement than corn now

Link Posted: 1/21/2022 7:42:17 PM EDT
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He's a good house guest
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I’d be ok with this
Link Posted: 1/21/2022 7:42:48 PM EDT
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Probably take him on a tour of the reloading room and gun safe
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Are you gonna lecture the boyfriend on hickies and explain in detail how pig farms work?
Probably take him on a tour of the reloading room and gun safe
Got some sub-moa, or at least sub-3-moa targets to show?  

Protip:  Make some.  
Link Posted: 1/21/2022 7:42:53 PM EDT
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I think he’s more into cement than corn now

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I’d be ok with this as wel
Link Posted: 1/21/2022 7:42:57 PM EDT
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Cement.
Link Posted: 1/21/2022 7:43:30 PM EDT
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Woot!
Link Posted: 1/21/2022 7:43:30 PM EDT
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I think he’s more into cement than corn now

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He'll repave your driveway and live in a caravan in your backyard.
Link Posted: 1/21/2022 7:43:42 PM EDT
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Doc stuck that needle so far into my knee I tgought it would come out the other side
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Anybody ever order anything from grabagun?  I've heard of them for years, just never bought anything.
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Cement.
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CEE-ment.  
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Got some sub-moa, or at least sub-3-moa targets to show?  

Protip:  Make some.  
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Are you gonna lecture the boyfriend on hickies and explain in detail how pig farms work?
Probably take him on a tour of the reloading room and gun safe
Got some sub-moa, or at least sub-3-moa targets to show?  

Protip:  Make some.  
Yes I do , I will also show him some of my daughters targets
Link Posted: 1/21/2022 7:44:35 PM EDT
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He'll repave your driveway and live in a caravan in your backyard.
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I think he's more into cement than corn now



He'll repave your driveway and live in a caravan in your backyard.
He can see the corn from our backyard.
Link Posted: 1/21/2022 7:44:37 PM EDT
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Anybody ever order anything from grabagun?  I've heard of them for years, just never bought anything.
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Nope. Hope that helps.
Link Posted: 1/21/2022 7:44:51 PM EDT
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Cement.
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Concrete
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Doc stuck that needle so far into my knee I tgought it would come out the other side
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"Dang it, doc!  This ain't no coof test!"
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