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Link Posted: 3/15/2023 2:57:26 PM EST
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We have 3 female interns this year. 19, 21, and 22.

Sure is a lot of giggling coming from that side of the office.

Enjoy it while you can. Life's about to come hard and fast.
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If they're attractive, they won't have to worry until they're 40.
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 3:05:48 PM EST
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If they're attractive, they won't have to worry until they're 40.
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We have 3 female interns this year. 19, 21, and 22.

Sure is a lot of giggling coming from that side of the office.

Enjoy it while you can. Life's about to come hard and fast.


If they're attractive, they won't have to worry until they're 40.

Could trap a dude by having his babies.
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 3:12:13 PM EST
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Could trap a dude by having his babies.
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We have 3 female interns this year. 19, 21, and 22.

Sure is a lot of giggling coming from that side of the office.

Enjoy it while you can. Life's about to come hard and fast.


If they're attractive, they won't have to worry until they're 40.

Could trap a dude by having his babies.

Worked for me.

Link Posted: 3/15/2023 3:12:51 PM EST
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Do you use explorer or Netscape Navigator?
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Do you use explorer or Netscape Navigator?
Nutscrape Nappygator.
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 3:14:05 PM EST
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Worked for me.

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We have 3 female interns this year. 19, 21, and 22.

Sure is a lot of giggling coming from that side of the office.

Enjoy it while you can. Life's about to come hard and fast.


If they're attractive, they won't have to worry until they're 40.

Could trap a dude by having his babies.

Worked for me.

Did he know about the daggy thing?  
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 3:14:55 PM EST
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That corgi is thinking what I'm thinking - she's fake as fuck.
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 3:26:30 PM EST
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Worked for me.

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We have 3 female interns this year. 19, 21, and 22.

Sure is a lot of giggling coming from that side of the office.

Enjoy it while you can. Life's about to come hard and fast.


If they're attractive, they won't have to worry until they're 40.

Could trap a dude by having his babies.

Worked for me.


Anchor babies work both ways.
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 3:52:19 PM EST
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Link Posted: 3/15/2023 3:52:47 PM EST
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Link Posted: 3/15/2023 3:53:13 PM EST
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You already posted that.
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 3:53:30 PM EST
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Dumbass.
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 3:53:41 PM EST
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Cost me 100k so far
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 3:53:43 PM EST
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Good job
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 3:55:46 PM EST
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piece of shit truck broke down on me
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 3:56:11 PM EST
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I'd eat it twice.
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 3:56:35 PM EST
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That cat really fucked you up.
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 3:56:47 PM EST
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Cheby?
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 3:58:25 PM EST
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again.
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 3:58:40 PM EST
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work truck


Ram piece of shit
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 3:58:54 PM EST
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Gonna trade it in on a GMC
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 4:00:12 PM EST
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Link Posted: 3/15/2023 4:01:03 PM EST
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Holy shit look at that meat
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 4:01:07 PM EST
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Cost me 100k so far
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Crazy ain't cheap.
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 4:02:46 PM EST
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work truck


Ram piece of shit
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Fucking better buy a toyota.  Gd said they pull planes
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 4:07:54 PM EST
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Funny story but I won’t share it here.
Jdub knows though.
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We talking about strap ons here?

Funny story but I won’t share it here.
Jdub knows though.

Dude, me and you have partied together. What’s the big deal
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 4:08:38 PM EST
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Did he know about the daggy thing?  
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We have 3 female interns this year. 19, 21, and 22.

Sure is a lot of giggling coming from that side of the office.

Enjoy it while you can. Life's about to come hard and fast.


If they're attractive, they won't have to worry until they're 40.

Could trap a dude by having his babies.

Worked for me.

Did he know about the daggy thing?  

Not entirely. He knew I wanted a dog.
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 4:09:06 PM EST
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Attachment Attached File
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 4:11:26 PM EST
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Not entirely. He knew I wanted a dog.
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"A" dog?  
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Link Posted: 3/15/2023 4:16:32 PM EST
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Not entirely. He knew I wanted a dog.
"A" dog?  
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Dog math
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 4:17:57 PM EST
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Toyota just ain't my jam
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 4:18:26 PM EST
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Found me a nice 4 door GMC I think would work just fine.


emailed that up the chain of command.  


Let's see how that pans out for me.
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 4:24:50 PM EST
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May fortune be ever in your favor
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 4:28:28 PM EST
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Imma fuck around and buy a husky so I have someone to talk to.
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 4:29:17 PM EST
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And may the cats stay the fuck off the hood of it
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 4:38:49 PM EST
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We are now within 1" of snow water before we tie the all time record.


That record high happened on April 20th 1993

Link Posted: 3/15/2023 4:39:00 PM EST
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420 lol
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 4:43:16 PM EST
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On April 20th, 1993, the number one song in the US was "Informer" by Snow.

Fuck man. That's like, ironic and shit.
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 4:47:54 PM EST
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How did you know that?



Or how did you feel compelled to google that?
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 4:48:09 PM EST
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This is heavy.
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 4:48:52 PM EST
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Chinafoo tonight?
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 4:51:39 PM EST
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I've memorized literally everything that has ever existed. I only did that because there is no simple way to find any information about any subject in 5 seconds or less. Certainly not information about dates or times in the past. That would be remarkable, but it's science fiction.

No sir, I remembered everything.
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 4:52:40 PM EST
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I googled the date you nincompoop. First hit was a website that talked about "what happened on this date".

It's not rocket surgery.
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 4:54:20 PM EST
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Weird reflex
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Yeah I dunno. I did enjoy using nincompoop in sentence. Haven't done that since April of 93.
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 4:55:28 PM EST
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If they're attractive, they won't have to worry until they're 40.
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We have 3 female interns this year. 19, 21, and 22.

Sure is a lot of giggling coming from that side of the office.

Enjoy it while you can. Life's about to come hard and fast.


If they're attractive, they won't have to worry until they're 40.


They're all super smart engineering students who are going to go on to work at engineering firms making a lot of money; and all three are super nice kids.

So maybe it wont be so bad.

But I had a fucking day today and I didnt like hearing anyone else being happy.
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 4:55:53 PM EST
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oh come here big grumpy mans I'll give you a hug
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