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Link Posted: 10/15/2022 9:33:26 PM EST
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Come on Toledo!
Link Posted: 10/15/2022 9:33:30 PM EST
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If the last four of my cell number weren't the year before I was born I probably couldn't remember it either.
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Hit it and quit it bruh!  No drama if you give her your buddy's phone number and address.  

I don't memorize phone numbers anymore man.


If the last four of my cell number weren't the year before I was born I probably couldn't remember it either.
My own number is the only one I have memorized.

I lied. I still remember most from the 80's.
Link Posted: 10/15/2022 9:33:45 PM EST
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That fish vase looks like a dildo
Link Posted: 10/15/2022 9:34:01 PM EST
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Link Posted: 10/15/2022 9:34:15 PM EST
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Fun fact.  Elijah Craig Small Batch burns when you laugh it out your nose.
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Snort it all before you pull over!

Off the blonde's ass, btw.



Put a pile on her puckered quarter,

snort it while she farts..

Fun fact.  Elijah Craig Small Batch burns when you laugh it out your nose.


That's really good shit, but I usually drink it rather than shoot it oourt of my ass or burp it back through my nose.  

You motherfuckers need Jesus!
Link Posted: 10/15/2022 9:34:19 PM EST
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He needs a quantitative number
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Given that most meds are in the milligram or microgram range and the rest of the pill is just buffering...
Link Posted: 10/15/2022 9:34:48 PM EST
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Yup...guaranteed there's some spooning going on at Magic Spoon
Link Posted: 10/15/2022 9:35:05 PM EST
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Oooof. Caught in public with a Taurus.


No living that down.
Link Posted: 10/15/2022 9:35:18 PM EST
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What language is this?
Link Posted: 10/15/2022 9:35:20 PM EST
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Link Posted: 10/15/2022 9:35:34 PM EST
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Odds it is stolen? 187%
Link Posted: 10/15/2022 9:36:16 PM EST
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Reminds me of the guy from Office Space looking for his stapler
Link Posted: 10/15/2022 9:36:18 PM EST
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Urban gibberish..
Link Posted: 10/15/2022 9:36:19 PM EST
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Come on Toledo!
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Come on Toledo!
I'm from NC but spent 4th grade  through  High school in that shit hole!  Lucky for most of my life was spent in  NC.
Link Posted: 10/15/2022 9:36:21 PM EST
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Everyone coming out to play.
Link Posted: 10/15/2022 9:36:23 PM EST
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That dude is rotund
Sgt is a milf...
Link Posted: 10/15/2022 9:36:28 PM EST
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So why did they stop him?
Link Posted: 10/15/2022 9:36:48 PM EST
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Reminds me of the guy from Office Space looking for his stapler
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Reminds me of the guy from Office Space looking for his stapler

Link Posted: 10/15/2022 9:36:51 PM EST
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Camera man is working on making bad optics
Link Posted: 10/15/2022 9:37:02 PM EST
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867-5309.  The only number.
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Hit it and quit it bruh!  No drama if you give her your buddy's phone number and address.  

I don't memorize phone numbers anymore man.


If the last four of my cell number weren't the year before I was born I probably couldn't remember it either.

867-5309.  The only number.




Link Posted: 10/15/2022 9:37:11 PM EST
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Caribbean island
Link Posted: 10/15/2022 9:37:17 PM EST
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Yup, I think we have tonight's first Weeble sighting
Link Posted: 10/15/2022 9:37:37 PM EST
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My want to get a little closer officer
Link Posted: 10/15/2022 9:37:51 PM EST
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Wheelie  bad!  But decent Wheelie
Link Posted: 10/15/2022 9:38:04 PM EST
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Stunt rider
Link Posted: 10/15/2022 9:38:04 PM EST
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Caribbean island
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Caribbean island

Kinda reminded me what I heard in Jamaica.
Link Posted: 10/15/2022 9:38:21 PM EST
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chirp the siren,

scare him

make him crash
Link Posted: 10/15/2022 9:38:23 PM EST
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Fire the net
Link Posted: 10/15/2022 9:38:24 PM EST
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We should hit 24-25 pages tonight
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I hope we do
Link Posted: 10/15/2022 9:38:29 PM EST
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Lame
Link Posted: 10/15/2022 9:38:30 PM EST
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Theres the chase ish
Link Posted: 10/15/2022 9:38:40 PM EST
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Link Posted: 10/15/2022 9:38:48 PM EST
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So...if a biker runs....you let him run?


Impound the bike.
Link Posted: 10/15/2022 9:38:52 PM EST
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WTF
Link Posted: 10/15/2022 9:39:07 PM EST
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A wheelie is felony?  Damn
Link Posted: 10/15/2022 9:39:09 PM EST
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TC traffic collision
Link Posted: 10/15/2022 9:39:11 PM EST
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I was really hoping that the tire screeching was going to be followed by watching him fly by the driver's window sans bike.
Link Posted: 10/15/2022 9:39:21 PM EST
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That's why  they think they own the road, and assault other motorists.
Link Posted: 10/15/2022 9:39:29 PM EST
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A wheelie is felony?  Damn
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The fleeing part is
Link Posted: 10/15/2022 9:39:32 PM EST
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Did Dan say "di-tective"???
Link Posted: 10/15/2022 9:39:46 PM EST
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I was really hoping that the tire screeching was going to be followed by watching him fly by the driver's window sans bike.
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Me too
Link Posted: 10/15/2022 9:39:48 PM EST
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tire iron in the spokes..
Link Posted: 10/15/2022 9:40:07 PM EST
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That wasn't a flak jacket Dan
Link Posted: 10/15/2022 9:40:08 PM EST
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I'd have also settled for opening the driver's door into him forcefully.
Link Posted: 10/15/2022 9:40:18 PM EST
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Funny how they don't do that shit when I'm in the truck.
Link Posted: 10/15/2022 9:40:22 PM EST
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this would have been quite satisfying
Link Posted: 10/15/2022 9:40:23 PM EST
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Uh .
Link Posted: 10/15/2022 9:40:24 PM EST
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Flack jacket?  Really Dan?  Haven't heard that one since the 70s.
Link Posted: 10/15/2022 9:40:30 PM EST
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Get out of my head!
Link Posted: 10/15/2022 9:40:38 PM EST
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Big Gulp?  At Speedway?  Someone needs sued.
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