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Link Posted: 10/7/2023 10:49:28 PM EDT
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My freshman year in college, 1988 was the last time I had that shit.  I learned my lesson bigly with that shit.  My roommates said I was reduced to using sign language because I couldn't remember how to talk. I think that was after I was diving off the high dive at the apartment pool, and I don't know how to swim.  
Link Posted: 10/7/2023 10:49:34 PM EDT
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Yes
Link Posted: 10/7/2023 10:50:25 PM EDT
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Fuck you Stihl.

Bring back pink shirt from last nite.
Link Posted: 10/7/2023 10:50:51 PM EDT
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I am dragging ass tonight fellows.
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Please be 18
Link Posted: 10/7/2023 10:51:14 PM EDT
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Gaga, TayTay, and Katy P.

All cat moms who have or will lose the Litter Robot lottery.
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Link Posted: 10/7/2023 10:51:25 PM EDT
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Rugby party!  That brings back college memories.
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Just hit 50 degrees here, feels awesome!
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Link Posted: 10/7/2023 10:51:40 PM EDT
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Identifies as 21.
Link Posted: 10/7/2023 10:51:55 PM EDT
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Possum friend or no possum friend?

... brb ... Jager in the house.
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I seriously need some of that shit tonight.  My dog found a new friend in the back yard when I let him out earlier.  I looked out the window and he had a possum in his mouth, throwing it around like a damn football.  Then he rolled all over it several times.  

Odie rules all.



Now the little shithead wants to snuggle on my bed with me and watch OP Live.  

Possum friend or no possum friend?

... brb ... Jager in the house.


Possum friend got slung over the fence at the speed of sound with a snow shovel as soon as we could lure Odie away.  Fresh grilled hot dogs can do wonders...
Link Posted: 10/7/2023 10:51:57 PM EDT
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Get some help
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well that was a 3 minute doze off



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i understood that reference
Link Posted: 10/7/2023 10:52:00 PM EDT
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Nice set of walking tits
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Looks like the cast cuts from the Friday music video.
Link Posted: 10/7/2023 10:52:10 PM EDT
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Temp has dropped to 51°
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64 here
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Hello ladies
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My freshman year in college, 1988 was the last time I had that shit.  I learned my lesson bigly with that shit.  My roommates said I was reduced to using sign language because I couldn't remember how to talk. I think that was after I was diving off the high dive at the apartment pool, and I don't know how to swim.  
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My freshman year in college, 1988 was the last time I had that shit.  I learned my lesson bigly with that shit.  My roommates said I was reduced to using sign language because I couldn't remember how to talk. I think that was after I was diving off the high dive at the apartment pool, and I don't know how to swim.  

Me and the dude at the liquor store both admitted defeat.

We both like the flavor and drink it slow.
Link Posted: 10/7/2023 10:52:28 PM EDT
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As long as they're 18 beforehand
Link Posted: 10/7/2023 10:52:35 PM EDT
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Rugby party!  That brings back college memories.
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I too remember the 1980s.
Link Posted: 10/7/2023 10:52:43 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/7/2023 10:52:57 PM EDT
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That's a lot of ass rolling out of that party!
Link Posted: 10/7/2023 10:53:10 PM EDT
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Cock
Link Posted: 10/7/2023 10:53:24 PM EDT
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They are not drunk enough
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Jesus.
Link Posted: 10/7/2023 10:53:29 PM EDT
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I am dragging ass tonight fellows.
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it's ok.  it happens.
Link Posted: 10/7/2023 10:53:35 PM EDT
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My freshman year in college, 1988 was the last time I had that shit.  I learned my lesson bigly with that shit.  My roommates said I was reduced to using sign language because I couldn't remember how to talk. I think that was after I was diving off the high dive at the apartment pool, and I don't know how to swim.  
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My freshman year in college, 1988 was the last time I had that shit.  I learned my lesson bigly with that shit.  My roommates said I was reduced to using sign language because I couldn't remember how to talk. I think that was after I was diving off the high dive at the apartment pool, and I don't know how to swim.  




That was me with tequila. I woke up on my bedroom floor on a towel with a lamp on in front of me I knocked off in the floor, and my alarm clock going off. I thought I was on a train track and panicked
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Possum friend got slung over the fence at the speed of sound with a snow shovel as soon as we could lure Odie away.  Fresh grilled hot dogs can do wonders...
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I seriously need some of that shit tonight.  My dog found a new friend in the back yard when I let him out earlier.  I looked out the window and he had a possum in his mouth, throwing it around like a damn football.  Then he rolled all over it several times.  

Odie rules all.



Now the little shithead wants to snuggle on my bed with me and watch OP Live.  

Possum friend or no possum friend?

... brb ... Jager in the house.


Possum friend got slung over the fence at the speed of sound with a snow shovel as soon as we could lure Odie away.  Fresh grilled hot dogs can do wonders...

Awesome.

And, I would have driven over for hot dogs.
Link Posted: 10/7/2023 10:53:58 PM EDT
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64 here
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53 in NoVA.
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Me and the dude at the liquor store both admitted defeat.

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I liked it til my 21st birthday. Told my friends it wasn't gonna mix with what I had already drank.  Fuckers insisted.  Got sick before I got drunk.
Link Posted: 10/7/2023 10:54:06 PM EDT
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Jesus, this is what I missed in college?
Link Posted: 10/7/2023 10:54:10 PM EDT
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28 pages by 2300hrs.
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Damn that's a tall chick.
Link Posted: 10/7/2023 10:54:31 PM EDT
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DAMN Mitch!  Why the fuck are you not down there with the young hoochies at this house party right now?  Dude!
Link Posted: 10/7/2023 10:54:53 PM EDT
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49° out right now.
Link Posted: 10/7/2023 10:55:01 PM EDT
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Dumpster fire
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Dumpster guy should meet up with storage chick.
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Forget dumpster dude get back to the party.
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DAMN Mitch!  Why the fuck are you not down there with the young hoochies at this house party right now?  Dude!
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No shit
Link Posted: 10/7/2023 10:55:31 PM EDT
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This party has more female ass than a ladies room at a U-2 stadium concert.

(just aged myself)
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Yes
Link Posted: 10/7/2023 10:55:52 PM EDT
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Somebody threw away a perfectly good white boy
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