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Link Posted: 10/7/2023 11:14:31 PM EDT
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A buddy from work and I went to a steakhouse/bar. He wanted to do tequila shots. I asked if he wanted to chase my naked ass around the parking lot. He said no. I had a beer.
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shitpost before another pull on the Jager bottle


My freshman year in college, 1988 was the last time I had that shit.  I learned my lesson bigly with that shit.  My roommates said I was reduced to using sign language because I couldn't remember how to talk. I think that was after I was diving off the high dive at the apartment pool, and I don't know how to swim.  




That was me with tequila. I woke up on my bedroom floor on a towel with a lamp on in front of me I knocked off in the floor, and my alarm clock going off. I thought I was on a train track and panicked



Yeah, me and tequila don't have a very good track record either.  Funny, that involved jumping off the second floor balcony into the pool and like I said, my doesn't swim.



A buddy from work and I went to a steakhouse/bar. He wanted to do tequila shots. I asked if he wanted to chase my naked ass around the parking lot. He said no. I had a beer.


Fair enough.  Solid logic!
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I need a manager of supervisors!
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Link Posted: 10/7/2023 11:14:57 PM EDT
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You have the right to face asphalt
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2nd incident of road rash tonight
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And you will like it.
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He can like it if wants I guess.
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Link Posted: 10/7/2023 11:15:32 PM EDT
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I doubt any lawyer is taking that Fullerton stop on contingency.
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What do you put on the foil ?
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I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
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THis is nurt page thruty.

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

I almost forgot, fellow babies, BOOOOOGer!

Link Posted: 10/7/2023 11:15:55 PM EDT
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That seemed a bit much for a smaller, older man.
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one officer on scene, they all show up.
Link Posted: 10/7/2023 11:16:15 PM EDT
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Missed the beginning of the stop. That’s what I get for refilling my drink.
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Link Posted: 10/7/2023 11:16:31 PM EDT
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Assfault?

Kinda like a shart?
Link Posted: 10/7/2023 11:16:42 PM EDT
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Is their hair gel that offensive?
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The amount they use is. I bet the amount of axe spray they use rivals a junior high locker room
Link Posted: 10/7/2023 11:16:46 PM EDT
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Lick the window
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Anyone else buy ammo this week for a gun they don't own?  I bought a box of Speer Gold Dot 44 mag for $20. May get a lever gun.
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 No but I have a Turkish mauser that I don't own a single round for.
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wisdom.

you have it.
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Salmon it's defiantly fish and not drugs.
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I need a manager of supervisors!

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Flair is srs bidnez
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The amount they use is. I bet the amount of axe spray they use rivals a junior high locker room
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Link Posted: 10/7/2023 11:17:37 PM EDT
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It ain't Halloweens yet man
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Link Posted: 10/7/2023 11:18:06 PM EDT
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Ok, now we need a chase
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Flair is srs bidnez
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I don't see enough from you.
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I doubt any lawyer is taking that Fullerton stop on contingency.
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Somewhere there's an ACLU or NLG asshole that will take it pro bono.
Link Posted: 10/7/2023 11:18:17 PM EDT
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At least he didn't steal crispy M&Ms or I'd think he was mental.
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Ok, now we need a chase
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Yes
Link Posted: 10/7/2023 11:18:33 PM EDT
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400th post.  Gn all I'm out.  8 pages alone is enough.
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Goodnight
Link Posted: 10/7/2023 11:18:33 PM EDT
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Just a yout selling candy, door to door to raise money for his church group!
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3 weeks out, thank goodness.
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At least he didn't steal crispy M&Ms or I'd think he was mental.
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Link Posted: 10/7/2023 11:18:52 PM EDT
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Thats a tall dude
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I don't think this show has the umph to make 30 pages.

Correkt me if erm wong.  

(bitches)
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nice work.
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Ok, now we need a chase
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You'll get commercials.
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The amount they use is. I bet the amount of axe spray they use rivals a junior high locker room
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Ozone hole over Fullerton?  Nah, that shit blew to Nye before hitting the atmosphere.
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Just a yout selling candy, door to door to raise money for his church group!
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I Sees what you did there
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