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Link Posted: 11/12/2023 12:14:53 AM EDT
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He want it. Well he gets it
Link Posted: 11/12/2023 12:14:57 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/12/2023 12:15:04 AM EDT
[#3]
29 pages just like that.
Link Posted: 11/12/2023 12:15:09 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/12/2023 12:15:14 AM EDT
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I won't do that.
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Nobody got my Meatloaf joke

I won't do that.

Link Posted: 11/12/2023 12:15:17 AM EDT
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Nobody got my Meatloaf joke
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I've missed poop 2 out of 3 times, and thats bad.

Try eating prunes or drinking a good liter of juice.



Nobody got my Meatloaf joke

Oh.  You went meta.

What is "Two Out of Three Ain't Bad"?, for $1.
Link Posted: 11/12/2023 12:15:24 AM EDT
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HE ATE A GUMMIE!@!!@@#!
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Bill Engvals skit on medical marijuana made me laugh.
Link Posted: 11/12/2023 12:16:06 AM EDT
[#8]
You dont say
Link Posted: 11/12/2023 12:16:10 AM EDT
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I won't do that.
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Nobody got my Meatloaf joke

I won't do that.


Thanks now thats stuck in my head
Link Posted: 11/12/2023 12:16:15 AM EDT
[#10]
6 doubles.

Link Posted: 11/12/2023 12:16:18 AM EDT
[#11]
Cheap vodka makes her Popov at the slightest thing.
Link Posted: 11/12/2023 12:16:30 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/12/2023 12:16:37 AM EDT
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Cheap vodka is a harsh master
Link Posted: 11/12/2023 12:16:38 AM EDT
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This lady is retarded.  Only UF beats Ohio State twice in a year.
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Link Posted: 11/12/2023 12:16:46 AM EDT
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I got that joke
Link Posted: 11/12/2023 12:17:03 AM EDT
[#16]
Cops theme and that bitch Carol Baskins!
Link Posted: 11/12/2023 12:17:15 AM EDT
[#17]
"I've never been in love enough with a woman who sent me to jail."
Link Posted: 11/12/2023 12:17:19 AM EDT
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Forget the dog, beware of homeowner and not-boyfriend on convenience store vodka.
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I fucking knew they'd be back before the night was over.
Link Posted: 11/12/2023 12:17:23 AM EDT
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I don't think a moob massage is going to help him.
Link Posted: 11/12/2023 12:17:32 AM EDT
[#20]
Somebody threw bad boys on the jukebox epic.
Link Posted: 11/12/2023 12:17:40 AM EDT
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Cops theme and that bitch Carol Baskins!
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Bitch
Link Posted: 11/12/2023 12:17:42 AM EDT
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Cops theme and that bitch Carol Baskins!
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Link Posted: 11/12/2023 12:17:52 AM EDT
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I don't think a moob massage is going to help him.
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No reason to be jealous.
Link Posted: 11/12/2023 12:17:55 AM EDT
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They do that shit to us all the time.
Link Posted: 11/12/2023 12:18:01 AM EDT
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I don't think a moob massage is going to help him.
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Dan thinks otherwise
Link Posted: 11/12/2023 12:18:16 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/12/2023 12:18:20 AM EDT
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I need a guy who strokes my chest and back like that.
Link Posted: 11/12/2023 12:18:26 AM EDT
[#28]
Where is the eye bleach?
Link Posted: 11/12/2023 12:18:26 AM EDT
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This dancing.
Link Posted: 11/12/2023 12:18:42 AM EDT
[#30]
Put him in the back seat, drive him home, lay him on his side leaving him in the garage/tile floor. Keep a watch on him. Grab some coffee for yourself it's gonna be a long night.
Link Posted: 11/12/2023 12:18:46 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/12/2023 12:18:48 AM EDT
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Noooooooooooooo..


Oh thank god. A break
Link Posted: 11/12/2023 12:18:48 AM EDT
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They do that shit to us all the time.
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Somebody threw bad boys on the jukebox epic.

They do that shit to us all the time.
 Better than NWA and Body Count.
Link Posted: 11/12/2023 12:19:00 AM EDT
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She's ready.
Link Posted: 11/12/2023 12:19:24 AM EDT
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I don't think a moob massage is going to help him.
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Humor 4 of 4 Shifting Breasts
Link Posted: 11/12/2023 12:19:28 AM EDT
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This dancing.
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Didn't need to see that
Link Posted: 11/12/2023 12:19:39 AM EDT
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She's ready.
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Maybe she slipped something in his drink.
Link Posted: 11/12/2023 12:19:42 AM EDT
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40 minutes to go
Link Posted: 11/12/2023 12:19:52 AM EDT
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Dog walking time ... in the snow.
Link Posted: 11/12/2023 12:20:02 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/12/2023 12:20:02 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/12/2023 12:20:03 AM EDT
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Leopard print can put that 87 axis ass back in a jar
Link Posted: 11/12/2023 12:20:12 AM EDT
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40 minutes to go
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"40"
Link Posted: 11/12/2023 12:20:19 AM EDT
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29 pages just like that.
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we have become exceedingly efficient
Link Posted: 11/12/2023 12:20:22 AM EDT
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I need a guy who strokes my chest and back like that.

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/103177/MIDR_jpg-2757894-2757895.jpg

Link Posted: 11/12/2023 12:20:23 AM EDT
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Someone better make a gif out of that bar worker in the leopard print yoga pants for Midcap.  She looked like a real catch...

Link Posted: 11/12/2023 12:20:30 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/12/2023 12:21:00 AM EDT
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Yeah, that was a little awkward.
Link Posted: 11/12/2023 12:21:01 AM EDT
[#49]
There's more wildcat in them pants than Kentucky can handle.
Link Posted: 11/12/2023 12:21:35 AM EDT
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This is not a gratuitous shitpost with aspirations toward page 30
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