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Link Posted: 4/22/2023 9:51:18 PM EDT
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When the cops ask if your name is short for something else, the stop is about to take a turn...

Kharn
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Or a common name
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 9:51:22 PM EDT
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Fat chicks need love too.
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Yes, they do Craig.



Link Posted: 4/22/2023 9:51:31 PM EDT
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I always asked if they had any nuclear weapons.
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Link Posted: 4/22/2023 9:51:35 PM EDT
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My GF ran off with a cop....

I saw your lights and thought it was him wanting to return her.
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 9:51:38 PM EDT
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put some gloves on
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 9:51:47 PM EDT
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I feel personally attacked.

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Hand grenades, dead bodies…


Fat chicks

I always asked if they had any nuclear weapons.

I feel personally attacked.

Kharn

Link Posted: 4/22/2023 9:52:03 PM EDT
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This guy hasn't been through the Florida-Nye transdimensional ditch.  If he had, that bike would have had hyperdrive.
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 9:52:03 PM EDT
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^
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 9:52:17 PM EDT
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He's obviously PMSing.
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Link Posted: 4/22/2023 9:52:24 PM EDT
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My GF ran off with a cop....

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That gets you a warning instead of a ticket or so I've heard.  Im sure Lawyer up would say I was violating your rights.  
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 9:52:34 PM EDT
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I'm going to pop a molly.  Then I'm going to fuck Miley Cyrus...
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 9:52:48 PM EDT
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I have the molly tucked into my No No Cave..
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 9:52:55 PM EDT
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I always asked if they had any nuclear weapons.
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Hand grenades, dead bodies…


Fat chicks

I always asked if they had any nuclear weapons.


Link Posted: 4/22/2023 9:52:58 PM EDT
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He ran cause it's muscle memory.
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 9:53:56 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/22/2023 9:54:35 PM EDT
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I'm going to pop a molly.  Then I'm going to fuck Miley Cyrus...
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SIIHPAPP!
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 9:54:54 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/22/2023 9:55:56 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/22/2023 9:56:43 PM EDT
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I want one of those solo stoves.  I'll wait for the knockoff.
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 9:57:10 PM EDT
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Probably on Amazon already
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 9:57:12 PM EDT
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Attachment Attached File
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 9:57:25 PM EDT
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I want one of the bigger ones. Buddy has one and likes it. But that small one seems like a neat idea as well.
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 9:57:32 PM EDT
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hmmm i'm dozing off again
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 9:57:34 PM EDT
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388K
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 9:58:49 PM EDT
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I want one of the bigger ones. Buddy has one and likes it. But that small one seems like a neat idea as well.
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Im having a hard time justifying as I have a gas fire pit and two fire rings.
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 9:59:06 PM EDT
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388K
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More like 388C
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 9:59:08 PM EDT
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hmmm i'm dozing off again
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Red bull time
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 9:59:21 PM EDT
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Im having a hard time justifying as I have a gas fire pit and two fire rings.
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What about for bobs?
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 9:59:32 PM EDT
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388K
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Link Posted: 4/22/2023 9:59:36 PM EDT
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More like 388C
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Link Posted: 4/22/2023 9:59:41 PM EDT
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Salmon didn't clear the jail that fast.
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Methinks guy in Brookford may have warrants.
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They don't have a mobile finger print reader at their 3.5 man department?
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Salmon didn't clear the jail that fast.
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He didn't transport
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:00:58 PM EDT
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Methinks guy in Brookford may have warrants.
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He has no ID, no phone, no job, no license, and he aint packing so something is up.
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:01:15 PM EDT
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He didn't transport
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Goes without saying
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388K
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Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:01:17 PM EDT
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They don't have a mobile finger print reader at their 3.5 man department?
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Aint nobody got time for biometrics
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:01:25 PM EDT
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What color is the boat house at Herford?
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:01:52 PM EDT
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I want one of those solo stoves.  I'll wait for the knockoff.
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Well, Amazon lists a COOZOOM that's about $100 less than Solo.  
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:01:52 PM EDT
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Sovereign citizen who is off the grid


Or embarrassed he fucks fat chicks
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:02:10 PM EDT
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Ain't good at the speed limit number either.
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:02:20 PM EDT
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He has no ID, no phone, no job, no license, and he aint packing so something is up.
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No Facebook, no Twitter. I have known several people that wanted absolutely nothing to do with social media.
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:02:22 PM EDT
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Jake has an odd story
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:02:24 PM EDT
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Red bull time
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hmmm i'm dozing off again


Red bull time

maybe half a cup of coffee
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:02:32 PM EDT
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facebook, Twitter is a form of ID?  

Clown World..
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:02:35 PM EDT
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How the fuck should I know?
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:02:38 PM EDT
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Thank you
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:02:52 PM EDT
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Blue
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Methinks guy in Brookford may have warrants.
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likely
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