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Quoted: I don't get hangovers I also stay super hydrated, it works wonders. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Ya know that old saying about "I can't be broke. I still have checks left!" I still have bourbon left. It's a serious conundrum. If I drink any more. my day tomorrow will be completely miserable. This really sucks! FIFY, take it from a professional. |
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Quoted: But if you keep drinking, the next couple hours will be lit. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Ya know that old saying about "I can't be broke. I still have checks left!" I still have bourbon left. It's a serious conundrum. If I drink any more. my day tomorrow will be completely miserable. This really sucks! But if you keep drinking, the next couple hours will be lit. That's the fucking conundrum! I switched to moonshine because I know the clock resets if you change liquors.... |
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Quoted: This is like a time dilation, Star Trek TNG, I need another Modelo thing to contemplate. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: 17 min to go, 42 min of commercials. This is like a time dilation, Star Trek TNG, I need another Modelo thing to contemplate. I'm done with my bourbon. Chugged a glass of water to prevent a hangover. |
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Black and Missing. They don't care about others? That is as racist as anything else. Fuck 'em. Muted.
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Quoted: I can count on one hand and have fingers left over how many I've had. It sucks when you have no over but the booze sweat gets ya. Had that happen once doing brakes on the wife's van. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes |
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Quoted: Switch to water for a round or two. Or beer. Yeah. Dat's da ansa! View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Ya know that old saying about "I can't be broke. I still have checks left!" I still have bourbon left. It's a serious conundrum. If I drink any more. my day tomorrow will be completely miserable. This really sucks! Switch to water for a round or two. Or beer. Yeah. Dat's da ansa! I probably should, but I've never really been one to heed sage advice.... |
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I can't understand what he's listening to to decide if he should be blasting it or not.
(Probably a good sign he shouldn't...) |
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Quoted: I don't get hangovers I also stay super hydrated, it works wonders. Water is life. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Ya know that old saying about "I can't be broke. I still have checks left!" I still have bourbon left. It's a serious conundrum. If I drink any more. my day tomorrow will be completely miserable. This really sucks! Yeah, you're not doing it right. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Ya know that old saying about "I can't be broke. I still have checks left!" I still have bourbon left. It's a serious conundrum. If I drink any more. my day tomorrow will be completely miserable. This really sucks! FIFY, take it from a professional. Been there, done that, keep the Pedialyte in the fridge! |
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My wife and girls leave in the morning for a week at the beach with my inlaws. I wish I was going but they are liberal idiots. They kicked me out of the family during covid, almost 2 years ago. Glad I don't have to spend a week withe them. Also glad my girls get exposed to their lunacy and that my wife and I can explain the crap to them. We are raising 2 conservative thinking girls.
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Well, ain't much happening, ain't much time left. I'll see y'all tomorrow evening.
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View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: "Nightclub"? Are we allowed to use that term now? /media/mediaFiles/sharedAlbum/reportedKlingon-344.gif We need the "Reported!" GIFs redone with "Codeword!" |
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Quoted: We need the "Reported!" GIFs redone with "Codeword!" View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: "Nightclub"? Are we allowed to use that term now? /media/mediaFiles/sharedAlbum/reportedKlingon-344.gif We need the "Reported!" GIFs redone with "Codeword!" |
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Quoted: Just means you were meant to be on top. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: My ex always said I had a serious case of noassatall, but I swear it was actually a terminal case of lackanookie. Just means you were meant to be on top. I will never forget the time she was on the phone with her grandmother when she mentioned that I'd been feeling under the weather. When the old lady asked hrtwhat was ailing me, I replied "a severe case of "lackanookie" but thought I'd said it quietly enough that she couldn't hear me. Apparently I was wrong because her grandmother busted out laughing uncontrollably. Once she finally regained her composure, she told the ex to let me know that was a common married man's ailment. Gotta hand it to the old lady, she had a good sense of humor! |
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Outta time. Ya bunch of Canadians.
I have a 6:10 AM flight Sunday morning. So. Do I lightly shitpost and go to bed early tomorrow evening? Or show up at TSA lit like Christmas in preparation for the ball fondling? |
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Quoted: My wife and girls leave in the morning for a week at the beach with my inlaws. I wish I was going but they are liberal idiots. They kicked me out of the family during covid, almost 2 years ago. Glad I don't have to spend a week withe them. Also glad my girls get exposed to their lunacy and that my wife and I can explain the crap to them. We are raising 2 conservative thinking girls. View Quote Good on you, my friend. |
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That dog doesn't know how close it was to meeting the creator.
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Quoted: Outta time. Ya bunch of Canadians. I have a 6:10 AM flight Sunday morning. So. Do I lightly shitpost and go to bed early tomorrow evening? Or show up at TSA lit like Christmas in preparation for the ball fondling? View Quote I'd totally show up at the TSA place completely shitfaced, waving my dick around like a party favor. Leave it up to them to figure it all out, |
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Quoted: I'd totally show up at the TSA place completely shitfaced, waving my dick around like a party favor. Leave it up to them to figure it all out, View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Outta time. Ya bunch of Canadians. I have a 6:10 AM flight Sunday morning. So. Do I lightly shitpost and go to bed early tomorrow evening? Or show up at TSA lit like Christmas in preparation for the ball fondling? I'd totally show up at the TSA place completely shitfaced, waving my dick around like a party favor. Leave it up to them to figure it all out, Doesn't have a hair on his nuts if he doesn't show up wearing the Borat mankini attire. |
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