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Link Posted: 1/12/2024 9:26:26 PM EST
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Link Posted: 1/12/2024 9:26:55 PM EST
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Holy shit.

The wife just called Deputy Ma'am a "schmeckleface"
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Link Posted: 1/12/2024 9:26:59 PM EST
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Deputy gets in the car....discovers the lens on his body camera was covered.  

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Link Posted: 1/12/2024 9:27:00 PM EST
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one of the local U/Cs had an Astro van.
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I drove a chomo van once with kids to go do cig / booze buys.  Felt weird.
Link Posted: 1/12/2024 9:27:04 PM EST
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Link Posted: 1/12/2024 9:27:16 PM EST
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Indian River guy is the early Scrotum of the Night nominee.  What a fucking douche.
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The Knight is young
Link Posted: 1/12/2024 9:27:16 PM EST
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Link Posted: 1/12/2024 9:27:39 PM EST
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Smaller Kelly in the house!
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Grimace ate her

Link Posted: 1/12/2024 9:27:50 PM EST
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I should have some made in purple....for shitposters that take one for the team with Kelly Clarkson or equivalent!
Link Posted: 1/12/2024 9:27:52 PM EST
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Wifes nightstand is messy af at the moment with hers
Link Posted: 1/12/2024 9:27:55 PM EST
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Strip search coming right up
Link Posted: 1/12/2024 9:28:11 PM EST
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It’s in her cunt
Link Posted: 1/12/2024 9:28:25 PM EST
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Indian River K9 already a shit show.
Link Posted: 1/12/2024 9:28:32 PM EST
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Link Posted: 1/12/2024 9:28:41 PM EST
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Link Posted: 1/12/2024 9:28:42 PM EST
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And it's Camaro

come on Paul.  You live in GM land now.

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Tesla’s are delivered under armored transports though Detroit but they do that with the generic corn flakes too.
Link Posted: 1/12/2024 9:28:54 PM EST
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Link Posted: 1/12/2024 9:28:58 PM EST
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The Lion ate the coke
Link Posted: 1/12/2024 9:29:14 PM EST
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Strip search coming right up
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They have body scanners.
Link Posted: 1/12/2024 9:29:19 PM EST
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Something was there.
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Link Posted: 1/12/2024 9:29:26 PM EST
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function bitchTalk() {
      While(womanWontAdmit = True)
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Redirect console to a file on /root and let's crash this shit.
Link Posted: 1/12/2024 9:29:30 PM EST
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one of the local U/Cs had an Astro van.

I drove a chomo van once with kids to go do cig / booze buys.  Felt weird.
 I had that run on me once, the cop looked like I kicked his dog when I said no.  
Link Posted: 1/12/2024 9:29:35 PM EST
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Wait a minute!!???

The purple monster has shrunk!!!

No longer a "big" deal?????
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Indeed
Link Posted: 1/12/2024 9:30:03 PM EST
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Link Posted: 1/12/2024 9:30:09 PM EST
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Maam!
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This deputy sounds like babychief

Maam!

Link Posted: 1/12/2024 9:30:10 PM EST
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He smells some strong weed
Link Posted: 1/12/2024 9:30:22 PM EST
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Link Posted: 1/12/2024 9:30:33 PM EST
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If SC every legalizes marijuana, Danny Brown might be out of a job.
Link Posted: 1/12/2024 9:30:36 PM EST
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 I had that run on me once, the cop looked like I kicked his dog when I said no.  
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I gave zero fucks.  I just wanted comp time.  One lady in a head shop was dumb. Glad it wasn't my paperwork to do.
Link Posted: 1/12/2024 9:30:41 PM EST
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Tesla’s are delivered under armored transports though Detroit but they do that with the generic corn flakes too.
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And it's Camaro

come on Paul.  You live in GM land now.


Tesla’s are delivered under armored transports though Detroit but they do that with the generic corn flakes too.



Link Posted: 1/12/2024 9:30:44 PM EST
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Is that a purple HiPoint?
Link Posted: 1/12/2024 9:30:55 PM EST
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I should have some made in purple....for shitposters that take one for the team with Kelly Clarkson or equivalent!
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Sniff and mount...

I learned that growing up on the farm...

Polly grip and KY for the perfect traction...
Link Posted: 1/12/2024 9:30:59 PM EST
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Link Posted: 1/12/2024 9:31:04 PM EST
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Indian River K9 already a shit show.
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Link Posted: 1/12/2024 9:31:07 PM EST
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If SC every legalizes marijuana, Danny Brown might be out of a job.
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Nah.  Plenty of stupid shit to keep him busy.
Link Posted: 1/12/2024 9:31:24 PM EST
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The Knight is young
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Indian River guy is the early Scrotum of the Night nominee.  What a fucking douche.

The Knight is young
I did just say nominee, not winner.  For exactly that reason.
Link Posted: 1/12/2024 9:31:40 PM EST
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I smell weed.

Illegal gun.

I need a dildo and an elevator full of fat people stuck for an amazing BINGO this early in the night.

(Please do not disappoint)
Link Posted: 1/12/2024 9:31:45 PM EST
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Link Posted: 1/12/2024 9:31:48 PM EST
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Danny Brown would hate to work up this way....
Guns in all the cars
Link Posted: 1/12/2024 9:31:51 PM EST
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Link Posted: 1/12/2024 9:32:03 PM EST
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Link Posted: 1/12/2024 9:32:10 PM EST
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Richland is at I-20 and 321 north of Klumbia SC

I won't be visiting that Flying J
Link Posted: 1/12/2024 9:32:13 PM EST
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Smaller Kelly in the house!


Grimace ate her

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Link Posted: 1/12/2024 9:32:14 PM EST
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Come on Danny, it says the caliber on the slide.
Link Posted: 1/12/2024 9:32:15 PM EST
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Indian River guy is the early Scrotum of the Night nominee.  What a fucking douche.
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He's gay...so.....
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Still early, but possibly:
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Link Posted: 1/12/2024 9:32:28 PM EST
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Indian River guy is the early Scrotum of the Night nominee.  What a fucking douche.

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He's gay...so.....

Still early, but possibly:
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Yes
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