Warning

 

Close

Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Confirm Cancel
BCM
User Panel

Site Notices
Page / 3
Link Posted: 5/10/2023 4:36:40 PM EST
[#1]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Actually no, but both women did end up being as big as a house, what are they feeding those Pentecostal women?  
View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Quoted:

Next you'll tell us the women remarried right away.


Actually no, but both women did end up being as big as a house, what are they feeding those Pentecostal women?  

I hear they eat out a lot.
Link Posted: 5/10/2023 4:39:26 PM EST
[#2]


Link Posted: 5/10/2023 4:50:38 PM EST
[#3]
Quoted:... The sex was absolutely incredible, anything and everything but the regret afterward was just as intense...
View Quote
I swear religious girls fantasize about being forced so that they won't feel guilty. Grab her by the hair and make it a little rough. If she's really repressed, tie her up.
Link Posted: 5/10/2023 4:51:48 PM EST
[#4]
I'd say about 40% big, 40% softball catcher built big, 15% thicc, 5% ideal.
View Quote


So not so much different than the average American woman these days?
Link Posted: 5/10/2023 4:53:41 PM EST
[#5]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:

So, about like American women in general.
View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Quoted:
The over 25 ones around here are huge, so unless you're gonna date high school gals she will be fat.

So, about like American women in general.

True, but they were doing it before being a huge gal was a popular thing.
Link Posted: 5/10/2023 4:55:23 PM EST
[#6]
Sounds like a cheap date. Sign me up.
Link Posted: 5/10/2023 4:56:44 PM EST
[#7]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
I swear religious girls fantasize about being forced so that they won't feel guilty. Grab her by the hair and make it a little rough. If she's really repressed, tie her up.
View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Quoted:... The sex was absolutely incredible, anything and everything but the regret afterward was just as intense...
I swear religious girls fantasize about being forced so that they won't feel guilty. Grab her by the hair and make it a little rough. If she's really repressed, tie her up.

From my late teen years, church gals were the best gals
Link Posted: 5/10/2023 7:08:04 PM EST
[#8]
Does she wear deodorant?

Shave her legs and pits?

Link Posted: 5/10/2023 7:22:08 PM EST
[#9]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Does she wear deodorant?

Shave her legs and pits?

View Quote

Good questions I'm really not sure what they believe. Do they have sex through a hole in a sheet? Inquiring minds want to know.
Link Posted: 5/10/2023 7:40:43 PM EST
[#10]
Big, unruly hair… no deodorant?  Nutty as fuck?

Oh yeah.
Link Posted: 5/10/2023 7:41:54 PM EST
[#11]
If your not in that faith they shouldn't be dating you. Or looking at you in any romantic way.  If one is...well they are not serious about their faith.

Link Posted: 5/10/2023 7:46:22 PM EST
[#12]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
I would not date an Athiest woman

View Quote

#metoo
Link Posted: 5/10/2023 7:49:35 PM EST
[#13]
Only been with one,a couple of years back.She was the
neighbors daughter,35 Y.O.,and only wore fancy thong
underware.Lasted six months,she had a bad alcohol problem and
two pending DUI's.She had to go away awhile.

It was like the Bob Seger song,i used her,she used me and
neither one cared. She was hot!
Her dad don't speak to me,and i don't blame him.
Link Posted: 5/10/2023 7:52:26 PM EST
[#14]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Majority of them are loyal to a fault.
View Quote

I must have got a minority one then- turned out not so well.
I upgraded to an import though.
Link Posted: 5/10/2023 8:21:48 PM EST
[#15]
Hell no!


All the ones around here are mental.
Link Posted: 5/10/2023 8:26:26 PM EST
[#16]
As a kid I went to a pentecostal church for many years.

Hard. No.
Link Posted: 5/10/2023 8:33:02 PM EST
[#17]
Does she speak in tongues?
Link Posted: 5/10/2023 8:35:55 PM EST
[#18]
Quoted:
I dated a pentecostal woman once. Weird stories and mediocre sex. She did tell me once that she thought her ex husband had buried a dead hooker in the back yard.
View Quote

Impressive!
Link Posted: 5/10/2023 8:43:09 PM EST
[#19]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Some of you guys are so dumb you couldn't rub two sticks together without hitting yourselves in the face a couple of times before you finally quit.
View Quote


Luciferian you might even say
Link Posted: 5/10/2023 8:44:13 PM EST
[#20]
Blackberry Smoke - Six Ways To Sunday (Live At Planet Rock)
Link Posted: 5/10/2023 8:58:48 PM EST
[#21]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
waiting for pictures of hot pentecostal girls ready to date
View Quote

PentecostalsOnly.com?
Link Posted: 5/10/2023 8:59:32 PM EST
[#22]
Married one.
Link Posted: 5/10/2023 9:07:31 PM EST
[#23]
You can't go wrong. I use to like to date Shaker women every chance I got.
Link Posted: 5/10/2023 9:11:46 PM EST
[#24]
Quoted:
Would you date one?  Long hair long skirt doesn't wear makeup or jewelry the whole deal.
Asking for a friend
View Quote

They can be well worth the effort. Catholic girls ain’t got nothing on them.
Link Posted: 5/10/2023 9:13:28 PM EST
[#25]
I worked with one from AL.  Not fat.  Horny.  Best kisser ever.
Link Posted: 5/10/2023 9:15:53 PM EST
[#26]
Link Posted: 5/10/2023 9:23:19 PM EST
[#27]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
The over 25 ones around here are huge, so unless you're gonna date high school gals she will be fat.
View Quote


Link Posted: 5/10/2023 9:24:05 PM EST
[#28]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Some of you guys are so dumb you couldn't rub two sticks together without hitting yourselves in the face a couple of times before you finally quit.
View Quote
Attachment Attached File

Link Posted: 5/10/2023 9:29:00 PM EST
[#29]
You know the “crazy/ hot scale”….

Pentecostals have a “crazy/fat” scale

If she’s thin and introverted, you’re fine… if she’s neither…both will only grow
Link Posted: 5/10/2023 9:34:29 PM EST
[#30]
Generalization

Pentecostal women are ugly, crazy, and adversarial.

If it wasn’t for their religion, they would be radical feminists.
Link Posted: 5/10/2023 9:39:24 PM EST
[#31]
I grew up UPC ( United Pentecostal).  All my  aunts are UPC and they're some of the sweetest ladies I've ever known.  I'm not a believer myself but i would't have any issues with one.
Link Posted: 5/10/2023 9:55:53 PM EST
[#32]
In high school we had a couple of Pentecostal chicks. Hot. Long dark hair, long Jean skirts.

I would have killed to masturbate to their ankles.
Link Posted: 5/10/2023 10:01:47 PM EST
[#33]
Showed this to family member

He grew up in the faith
First one he dated was slender and blonde
She grew into DD and crazy as s***

The second was slender and a brunette
She never grew past Bs and is still slender
Yep he married her and now she makes
more money than him

Link Posted: 5/10/2023 10:08:42 PM EST
[#34]
Man, I plowed through the hole female half of my church youth group when I was a teenager. There was one girl in particular I still think of from time to time. She had long straight hair down to her perfect little ass. What was the question again?
Link Posted: 5/10/2023 10:15:56 PM EST
[#35]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History

Dammit, came to post this

Link Posted: 5/10/2023 10:19:09 PM EST
[#36]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:  If your not in that faith they shouldn't be dating you. Or looking at you in any romantic way.  If one is...well they are not serious about their faith.
View Quote


This bullshit right here is why I'm a recovering Charismatic.  

OP, go for it, but wear a helmet.  If she's seriously Charismatic, beware, there are squirrels in her head, don't let them in yours.
Link Posted: 5/10/2023 11:55:24 PM EST
[#37]
Sounds like someone's looking to do some unequal yolking.  Not a good plan. Leave them alone.
Link Posted: 5/11/2023 12:40:05 AM EST
[#38]
2, 3, 1, 4


1, 3, 5, 4, 2




Link Posted: 5/11/2023 3:21:37 AM EST
[#39]
My wife rarely wears makeup and doesn't wear jewelry. Not Pentecostal though. Just an engineer like me and doesn't go in for all that bullshit, nor does she need it.

Link Posted: 5/11/2023 4:36:37 AM EST
[#40]
I was engaged to one.  Ejected when I realized that “If mama ain’t happy, God ain’t happy” (Hat tip to Rollo Tomassi for articulating it.).

Link Posted: 5/11/2023 6:53:18 AM EST
[#41]
Most of y’all are thinking Holiness or similar sect.  There are Many branches of Pentecostal. The problem with  Pentecostals, is they take 2 or 3 verses and build a denomination around it
Link Posted: 5/11/2023 7:03:12 AM EST
[#42]

My wife used to work at a very popular women’s underwear/lingerie store…and she always said the Pentecost and Amish women bought the trashiest underwear that they sold !!!

.
Link Posted: 5/11/2023 7:17:37 AM EST
[#43]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:

My wife used to work at a very popular women’s underwear/lingerie store…and she always said the Pentecost and Amish women bought the trashiest underwear that they sold !!!

.
View Quote

Link Posted: 5/11/2023 7:40:18 AM EST
[#44]
Fuck no!
Link Posted: 5/11/2023 7:43:16 AM EST
[#45]
no.  i dont date religious nuts.  

Link Posted: 5/11/2023 7:51:00 AM EST
[#46]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:

My wife used to work at a very popular women’s underwear/lingerie store…and she always said the Pentecost and Amish women bought the trashiest underwear that they sold !!!

.
View Quote

damn I was born in the wrong place
Link Posted: 5/11/2023 8:00:22 AM EST
[#47]
No religious women are totally nuts and don’t live in the real world.  If you believe like she does more power to you.  Just learn how to speak in fake tongues and jump around you should be good to go. If you don’t know about speaking in tongues run.  To understand you must read the Bible and the context when tongues were used. Attachment Attached File
Link Posted: 5/11/2023 8:09:53 AM EST
[#48]

Yep..

No women for y’all unless they have a std…..or had a std..


Link Posted: 5/11/2023 8:14:34 AM EST
[#49]
Link Posted: 5/11/2023 8:22:55 AM EST
[#50]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
No religious women are totally nuts and don't live in the real world.  If you believe like she does more power to you.  Just learn how to speak in fake tongues and jump around you should be good to go. If you don't know about speaking in tongues run.  To understand you must read the Bible and the context when tongues were used. /media/mediaFiles/sharedAlbum/biggerSafeSpace-5.jpg
View Quote


Page / 3
Close Join Our Mail List to Stay Up To Date! Win a FREE Membership!

Sign up for the ARFCOM weekly newsletter and be entered to win a free ARFCOM membership. One new winner* is announced every week!

You will receive an email every Friday morning featuring the latest chatter from the hottest topics, breaking news surrounding legislation, as well as exclusive deals only available to ARFCOM email subscribers.


By signing up you agree to our User Agreement. *Must have a registered ARFCOM account to win.
Top Top