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Link Posted: 11/13/2020 1:43:22 AM EST
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Lacey Chabert in any of those Hallmark Christmas movies. Seems like an acceptable, safe, rational choice.
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good choice, she's cute as hell.  Halmark movie women tend to be a little bit crazy but mostly kind.


Link Posted: 11/13/2020 2:13:30 AM EST
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Emily Kinney as Beth from the Walking Dead.  The girl has spirit, grace, kindness, grit, and spunk







She cleans up just fine too




Link Posted: 11/13/2020 2:27:54 AM EST
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Inara!
Link Posted: 11/13/2020 2:47:16 AM EST
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Jessica Alba's character Cam in Good Luck Chuck. Someone, please, post gifs.
Link Posted: 11/13/2020 6:07:08 AM EST
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sort of disappointed no one has picked Babs or Mandy
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Darn it, Greg.

lf you're
not even gonna try,
l'm just gonna stop.
Link Posted: 11/13/2020 7:02:15 AM EST
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Vicki Vallencourt. Loyal, bleep your brains out and can mow the lawn and would be happy with living simply. She has that ''kinda normal looking but slutty hot look.''
Link Posted: 11/13/2020 7:17:30 AM EST
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Link Posted: 11/13/2020 7:23:23 AM EST
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Do commercials count? If so; I'm all in for Laurel Coppock, "Toyota Jan". Damn fine 43 y.o. MILF! Second choice would be Marie Osmond. Another lovely MILF, IMO!
Link Posted: 11/13/2020 7:27:42 AM EST
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I would be torn between Pam on The Office and Brittany Daniels in Joe Dirt.
Link Posted: 11/13/2020 7:36:23 AM EST
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Keira Knightley, Pride and Prejudice.

Link Posted: 11/13/2020 7:45:38 AM EST
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Yes "original" Mandy is a solid choice.
Link Posted: 11/13/2020 7:48:26 AM EST
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Link Posted: 11/13/2020 7:54:21 AM EST
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Another choice is Scarlett (Rachel Nichols) from GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra



Link Posted: 11/13/2020 8:00:20 AM EST
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Do cartoons count?

Link Posted: 11/13/2020 8:03:30 AM EST
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If I want crazy, then I'm going all the way with Maximum Daddy Issue Overload
It'd be a short, yet unforgettable marriage  

Link Posted: 11/13/2020 8:12:27 AM EST
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Link Posted: 11/13/2020 8:27:25 AM EST
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Lynn Collins as Dejah Thoris- John Carter from Mars
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Fixed

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Enid from The Walking Dead



Barbara Cooper (once she'd turned 18 of course)








Link Posted: 11/13/2020 8:28:18 AM EST
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Summer Cummings in anal whores 15.
Link Posted: 11/13/2020 8:33:23 AM EST
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A character for a wife. Most of you all seemed to have missed that point.

For me I would go with June Lockhart in Lost In Space or Barbara Billingsby from leave it to Beaver.

Both were top quality wives.
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It makes it challenging for sure.  Its not as easy as just picking a hot woman, as you get all their baggage as permanent programming / bad behavior / cheating, stealing, drugs,  with their real life enemies, zombies, evil corps, aliens etc fucking with your life.  You might have loved that chick in gone girl, but picking her gets you a wife whos always plotting your demise as shes also evil as fuck.  I liked the wife in lost in space to look at, but shes way, way to bossy, and bitchy to tolerate, guess thats why her husband was always gone.
Link Posted: 11/13/2020 8:34:24 AM EST
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Indeed - you are better off with Samantha Stevens, because you have a good chance at a guilt-free romp with her evil twin Sabrina in disguise.  You wouldn't know until she called you "Dagwood", and by then it would be too late.
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Barbara Eden from I dream of genie.

shut her down, boys, this thread is done.

Hes right you know . Edit : with Genie you can have threesomes or whatever really with every chick listed thus far and the fun would never end , if I understood the rules correctly.


Wouldn’t happen.

Why do people forget how jealous Jeannie was?



Indeed - you are better off with Samantha Stevens, because you have a good chance at a guilt-free romp with her evil twin Sabrina in disguise.  You wouldn't know until she called you "Dagwood", and by then it would be too late.



Twin Cousin Serena.
Link Posted: 11/13/2020 8:36:30 AM EST
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Link Posted: 11/13/2020 8:47:34 AM EST
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If I can't have Jeannie, then this one will do.

Link Posted: 11/13/2020 8:48:11 AM EST
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Cassandra from Wayne's World.
Link Posted: 11/13/2020 8:55:52 AM EST
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If I can't have Jeannie, then this one will do.

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Social justice girl ?  Hates guns, full on sjw super woman ?  Lol
Link Posted: 11/13/2020 8:57:18 AM EST
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Social justice girl ?  Hates guns, full on sjw super woman ?  Lol
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She just needs trained right.
Link Posted: 11/13/2020 9:05:00 AM EST
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Yeah but then that piece of shit McMurry is your father in law
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Brother in law. And I wouldn't mind getting tagged in on one of Mrs. McMurray's hot tub parties.
Link Posted: 11/13/2020 9:10:14 AM EST
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"Molly" from "She's Out of My League." (2010)

Don't know if this one has been posted yet.  

Real name is Alice Eve.  Can't get pics from movie on here...I'm at work.
Link Posted: 11/13/2020 9:13:53 AM EST
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I could also go for Catherine Bell as Sarah "Mac" MacKenzie on JAG.



John
Link Posted: 11/13/2020 9:17:07 AM EST
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It makes it challenging for sure.  Its not as easy as just picking a hot woman, as you get all their baggage as permanent programming / bad behavior / cheating, stealing, drugs,  with their real life enemies, zombies, evil corps, aliens etc fucking with your life.  You might have loved that chick in gone girl, but picking her gets you a wife whos always plotting your demise as shes also evil as fuck.  I liked the wife in lost in space to look at, but shes way, way to bossy, and bitchy to tolerate, guess thats why her husband was always gone.
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Which is why my picks were characters which (once defrosted) were extremely loyal.

Of course if you betrayed them they would kill you. But no man has a right to expect anything else.
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Great taste Sir!
Link Posted: 11/13/2020 9:19:42 AM EST
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Sandra Bullock, The Blind Side
Link Posted: 11/13/2020 9:20:20 AM EST
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I could also go for Catherine Bell as Sarah "Mac" MacKenzie on JAG.

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John
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Yes. She was so hot.
Link Posted: 11/13/2020 9:22:44 AM EST
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Sarah Michelle Geller as Buffy or that cooking movie she did!!

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My queen!
Link Posted: 11/13/2020 9:47:12 AM EST
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Most definitely my pick.  In real life a train wreck, but her character in TJ Hooker she was a sweetheart.  

Link Posted: 11/13/2020 9:56:08 AM EST
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Both of those are fantastic choices.  
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Amanda Tapping as Samantha Carter- StarGate, or

Lynn Collins as Dejah Thoris- John Carter from Mars


Both of those are fantastic choices.  
But no pic.
Let me  fix that.

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Link Posted: 11/13/2020 9:59:43 AM EST
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Mia Sara as Sloane Peterson, Ferris Buellers Day Off.
Link Posted: 11/13/2020 10:12:48 AM EST
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And what about the 'licking the dogshit off her boots' part?
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If I am not turned into a vampire before I'm 40 then I will stake the bitch.
Link Posted: 11/13/2020 10:21:52 AM EST
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you HAD to go there, right????  Just HAD to....  
Link Posted: 11/13/2020 10:31:44 AM EST
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It makes it challenging for sure.  Its not as easy as just picking a hot woman, as you get all their baggage as permanent programming / bad behavior / cheating, stealing, drugs,  with their real life enemies, zombies, evil corps, aliens etc fucking with your life.  You might have loved that chick in gone girl, but picking her gets you a wife whos always plotting your demise as shes also evil as fuck.  I liked the wife in lost in space to look at, but shes way, way to bossy, and bitchy to tolerate, guess thats why her husband was always gone.
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Originally Posted By KC-130 FLT ENG:
A character for a wife. Most of you all seemed to have missed that point.

For me I would go with June Lockhart in Lost In Space or Barbara Billingsby from leave it to Beaver.

Both were top quality wives.



It makes it challenging for sure.  Its not as easy as just picking a hot woman, as you get all their baggage as permanent programming / bad behavior / cheating, stealing, drugs,  with their real life enemies, zombies, evil corps, aliens etc fucking with your life.  You might have loved that chick in gone girl, but picking her gets you a wife whos always plotting your demise as shes also evil as fuck.  I liked the wife in lost in space to look at, but shes way, way to bossy, and bitchy to tolerate, guess thats why her husband was always gone.



My SIL looks exactly like the Lost in Space wife.  And personalities are damned near identical, brilliant, bossy very independent, driven and unfortunately I also know she is very loud during adult activities....My BIL needs to move his guest room to the other side of the house.
Link Posted: 11/13/2020 10:49:01 AM EST
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Anya Amasova (Barbara Bach) from The spy who loved me.
Link Posted: 11/13/2020 10:54:36 AM EST
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Sarah Conner
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Priyanka Chopra  from Quantico.....
(now married to Joe Jonas)

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Link Posted: 11/13/2020 10:56:43 AM EST
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Emilia Clarke / Daenerys Targaryen





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