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Posted: 12/19/2020 2:59:37 PM EDT

[#1]

pre-lubed channel harvester

Posted: 12/19/2020 5:14:13 PM EDT

[#2]

Dry humping pirkle picker

Posted: 12/19/2020 8:58:00 PM EDT

[#3]

Dr. Pamper Popper ??

Posted: 12/19/2020 9:02:48 PM EDT

[#4]

Skunks ass fried in bear snot with a menstrual cream sauce.

Posted: 12/19/2020 9:05:02 PM EDT

[#5]

Brachial nerves grilled and served in a highway man's mouth.

Posted: 12/20/2020 12:45:06 AM EDT

[#6]

Rancid toenail fungi served with a nice creamed horseradish sauce

Posted: 12/20/2020 12:47:06 AM EDT

[#7]

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Used words from both posts above this one. Fail.

Posted: 12/20/2020 1:42:38 AM EDT

[#8]

Wiggling the piggys through the looking glass, verily.

Posted: 12/20/2020 1:44:06 AM EDT

[#9]

Juggling a bushel of shit-for-brains and flakes.

Posted: 12/20/2020 1:45:31 AM EDT

[#10]

Watching the sperm dying at sunset.

Posted: 12/20/2020 1:45:53 AM EDT

[#11]

Immaculate ear shovel.

Posted: 12/20/2020 1:46:01 AM EDT

[#12]

All he wants for Christmas is his two front shit-blisters.

Posted: 12/20/2020 1:47:44 AM EDT

[#13]

El Clam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afYQVQ-OPBM

Posted: 12/20/2020 1:50:00 AM EDT

[#14]

I once met a man with no existence, but thousands of alms in his eyebrows. .

Posted: 12/20/2020 1:52:53 AM EDT

[#15]

Soothsayer forgetting his lines.

Posted: 12/20/2020 2:04:36 AM EDT

[#16]

Like a good hotel you wave at bats.

Posted: 12/20/2020 2:40:39 AM EDT

[#17]

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single quoting the fail box in an orwellian attempt to taste the rainbow of sounds through chemical science

Posted: 12/20/2020 2:41:53 AM EDT

[#18]

Shower grouting with mossy oak chinking

Posted: 12/20/2020 2:50:08 AM EDT

[#19]

Cardboard wrists and jelly teeth.

Posted: 12/20/2020 10:35:05 AM EDT

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Posted: 12/20/2020 10:36:30 AM EDT

[#21]

Pickled calf quivers and solvent glutamate.

Posted: 12/20/2020 10:37:34 AM EDT

[#22]

Bags of helicopter condoms.

Posted: 12/20/2020 10:55:27 AM EDT

[#23]

Full Metal Jackie Astroglides High Above The Liceway to Hell

Posted: 12/20/2020 11:03:34 AM EDT

[#24]

skin tight cordless corduroy bell bottoms

Posted: 12/20/2020 11:04:34 AM EDT

[#25]

fag puffing pompadour crested mohawk queens

Posted: 12/20/2020 11:10:00 AM EDT

[#26]

Removing granny's nutsack at twilight and tossing it to the catfish living in your colostomy bag.

Posted: 12/20/2020 11:23:27 AM EDT

[#27]

Noticing that a new swingset is being built by your neighbors, you immediately assume the worst and begin preparing for a possible war with carnies, should an actual carnival be the real plan.

Posted: 12/20/2020 11:49:10 AM EDT

[#28]

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Noticing that a new swingset is being built by your neighbors, you immediately assume the worst and begin preparing for a possible war with carnies, should an actual carnival be the real plan.

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Posted: 12/20/2020 11:53:48 AM EDT

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Noticing that a new swingset is being built by your neighbors, you immediately assume the worst and begin preparing for a possible war with carnies, should an actual carnival be the real plan.

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Posted: 12/20/2020 2:23:22 PM EDT

[#30]

Rising from the asses, a turd army is formed.

Posted: 12/20/2020 5:12:29 PM EDT

[#31]

ass flavored whisker biscuits

Posted: 12/20/2020 5:13:41 PM EDT

[#32]

Round and round goes the fucking machine while the whore, she screams in wonder.

Posted: 12/20/2020 5:13:46 PM EDT

[#33]

discreetly disguised battalion of butt rangers

Posted: 12/20/2020 5:15:23 PM EDT

[#34]

Pulling licorice whips out of her ass while she jacks off the tractor.

Posted: 12/20/2020 5:17:41 PM EDT

[#35]

Shiplapping the puppy's tongue and groove.

Posted: 12/20/2020 5:29:57 PM EDT

[#36]

lice flavored missouri meat pies

Posted: 12/20/2020 6:00:02 PM EDT

[#37]

spraying roundup and dethatching the hair pie

Posted: 12/20/2020 6:31:42 PM EDT

[#38]

Hair executions

Posted: 12/20/2020 7:02:44 PM EDT

[#39]

Polyps dancing "the hustle"

Posted: 12/20/2020 7:32:15 PM EDT

[#40]

Extreme iguana petting

Posted: 12/20/2020 8:33:14 PM EDT

[#41]

You know him as Julio Thong Phong, from the "Who’s Whoring Now" episode of What’s This Doing in There. Put your hands together for GD’s own, Mr. William BeauPoon!

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Posted: 12/20/2020 8:40:31 PM EDT

[#42]

Purple chickens taste like butter

Posted: 12/20/2020 8:43:44 PM EDT

[#43]

Astropopin cricket tenders covered in mississippi mud.

Posted: 12/20/2020 9:59:55 PM EDT

[#44]

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You know him as Julio Thong Phong, from the "Who’s Whoring Now" episode of What’s This Doing in There. Put your hands together for GD’s own, Mr. William BeauPoon!
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Outstanding!
10/10