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Posted: 12/29/2020 4:33:20 AM EDT
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Harken ye to the spitting, sputtering Esmeralda salad whistle.
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Posted: 12/29/2020 4:35:15 AM EDT
[#2]
The queer brown fox jumped over the lazy coconut.
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Posted: 12/29/2020 4:36:19 AM EDT
[#3]
Radio bobs lighting codicil lugnuts.
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Posted: 12/29/2020 5:27:47 AM EDT
[#4]
Dancing with a shovel by the glittery spackle of buttcrack.
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Posted: 12/29/2020 6:48:46 AM EDT
[#5]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Cat scratch fever blisters on her great white buffalo curtains “Great White Buffalo Curtains” 
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Posted: 12/29/2020 3:11:22 PM EDT
[#6]
Spending political capital on jiggers of cooties and potato chips.
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Posted: 12/30/2020 2:24:10 AM EDT
[#7]
Nailing a horseshoe to your face to replicate a smile.
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Posted: 12/30/2020 2:27:02 AM EDT
[#8]
Subsequently successive upcoming subsequent afterment with a bit of fish sauce.
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Posted: 12/30/2020 2:27:52 AM EDT
[#9]
Spastic hockey.
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Posted: 12/31/2020 1:03:52 AM EDT
[#10]
Immovable salad bar victims.
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Posted: 12/31/2020 1:04:20 AM EDT
[#11]
Bi-polar coastal bears.
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Posted: 12/31/2020 1:04:58 AM EDT
[#12]
Playing havoc with Reginald's tweezers.
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Posted: 12/31/2020 1:05:39 AM EDT
[#13]
Staying up early to milk the owls.
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Posted: 12/31/2020 1:06:08 AM EDT
[#14]
Rewinding your Marks-A-Lot.
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Posted: 12/31/2020 1:06:35 AM EDT
[#15]
Failing to purple.
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Posted: 12/31/2020 1:07:08 AM EDT
[#16]
Naming your porch Ghengis Concrete.
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Posted: 12/31/2020 1:07:47 AM EDT
[#17]
Billing your mom for her birthday.
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Posted: 12/31/2020 1:08:32 AM EDT
[#18]
Releasing eels into your neighbors vacuum cleaner.
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Posted: 12/31/2020 1:09:07 AM EDT
[#19]
Bashing hotdog impersonators.
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Posted: 12/31/2020 1:09:59 AM EDT
[#20]
Eyeing Elvis the monkey's hunk of burning smegma.
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Posted: 12/31/2020 1:19:46 AM EDT
[#21]
Gently beheading the serial mime.
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Posted: 12/31/2020 2:10:53 AM EDT
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Nailing a horseshoe to your face to replicate a smile. 
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Posted: 12/31/2020 2:12:19 AM EDT
[#23]
Hankering for a hunk of tire meat.
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Posted: 12/31/2020 2:26:32 AM EDT
[#24]
Pricking the lollapalooza's hullabaloo sack of spittle.
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Posted: 12/31/2020 2:27:14 AM EDT
[#25]
Watching the dancing fish sticks.
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Posted: 12/31/2020 2:27:53 AM EDT
[#26]
Nails and vomit burritos.
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Posted: 12/31/2020 2:28:39 AM EDT
[#27]
Vacuuming the hair off a lizard.
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Posted: 12/31/2020 2:29:32 AM EDT
[#28]
Welding ducks to your head.
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Posted: 12/31/2020 2:29:39 AM EDT
[#29]
Powdering baby Higgenbotham's bottom with apple rust.
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Posted: 12/31/2020 2:30:01 AM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Welding ducks to your head. |
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Posted: 12/31/2020 2:31:26 AM EDT
[#31]
Lighting your ears on fire with the torch of wimsey.
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Posted: 12/31/2020 2:31:46 AM EDT
[#32]
Skinning out your kitchen table for a full body mount.
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Posted: 12/31/2020 2:38:23 AM EDT
[#33]
Bowel interdiction unit.
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Posted: 12/31/2020 2:38:36 AM EDT
[#34]
Monsters singing Halloween Carols.
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Posted: 12/31/2020 2:40:00 AM EDT
[#35]
Toby the Cat uses dill in the quiver jelly.
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Posted: 12/31/2020 2:41:31 AM EDT
[#36]
Solving the case of the murdered plywood.
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Posted: 12/31/2020 2:41:37 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/31/2020 2:41:55 AM EDT
[#38]
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Posted: 12/31/2020 2:44:24 AM EDT
[#39]
Riff failure overachiever
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Posted: 12/31/2020 1:29:38 PM EDT
[#40]
Plucking nose hairs from helicopters.
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Posted: 12/31/2020 1:30:54 PM EDT
[#41]
Those promoting detention will be detained.
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Posted: 12/31/2020 1:32:33 PM EDT
[#42]
Shitting in a sack for plump Laura's sexual congress.
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Posted: 12/31/2020 1:33:05 PM EDT
[#43]
Soiled osprey containment area.
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Posted: 12/31/2020 3:00:47 PM EDT
[#44]
Building a nubian Rathskeller.
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Posted: 12/31/2020 3:01:56 PM EDT
[#45]
Orifice purging using super glue.
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Posted: 12/31/2020 5:56:31 PM EDT
[#46]
Covid vaccine replacement for hairlipped people.
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Posted: 12/31/2020 5:57:00 PM EDT
[#47]
Skunk wrestling
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Posted: 12/31/2020 5:57:31 PM EDT
[#48]
Bird priapism.
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Posted: 12/31/2020 5:57:52 PM EDT
[#49]
Underwear Baptism
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Posted: 12/31/2020 5:58:11 PM EDT
[#50]
Rectal tattoos
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