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Posted: 1/1/2021 3:37:21 PM EDT
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Searching for things to pound through your hand.
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Posted: 1/1/2021 3:38:46 PM EDT
[#2]
Dangling dangerously by your fingertips from the side of your bathtub.
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Posted: 1/1/2021 3:40:45 PM EDT
[#3]
Intentionally getting shampoo in you eyes and rinsing them out with reticent bricks.
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Posted: 1/1/2021 6:27:26 PM EDT
[#4]
Gargling heron legs
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Posted: 1/1/2021 11:37:25 PM EDT
[#5]
Harmonic skeleton feces
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Posted: 1/2/2021 12:18:19 AM EDT
[#6]
Dunston checks in, barefoot as fuck and hard.
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Posted: 1/2/2021 12:26:12 AM EDT
[#7]
The kangaroo’s mouth lice took a face from the ancient gallery and he farted on down the hall
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Posted: 1/2/2021 12:27:16 AM EDT
[#8]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The kangaroo’s mouth lice took a face from the ancient gallery and he farted on down the hall 
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Posted: 1/2/2021 10:40:03 AM EDT
[#9]
Stalling the gophers while plucking their heartstrings.
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Posted: 1/2/2021 10:41:38 AM EDT
[#10]
Being double buggered by wiping your ass with a used handkerchief.
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Posted: 1/2/2021 10:43:27 AM EDT
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Announcing intentions to shart hot wheels cars and turpentine.
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Posted: 1/2/2021 10:44:30 AM EDT
[#12]
Cock rocks socks for President.
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Posted: 1/2/2021 11:59:55 AM EDT
[#13]
Adding sunshine to your porridge with a pitchfork full of rumblefish.
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Posted: 1/2/2021 12:01:29 PM EDT
[#14]
Snapping whimsey over the pin's head while juggling plant life.
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Posted: 1/2/2021 12:02:40 PM EDT
[#15]
Laying with a pair of locomotives on the bottom of a flea.
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Posted: 1/2/2021 12:04:29 PM EDT
[#16]
Whipping the proll with periods and powder horns.
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Posted: 1/2/2021 12:05:42 PM EDT
[#17]
Screaming 'BLOOEY' as you jump through the lampshade made of eels.
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Posted: 1/2/2021 12:06:46 PM EDT
[#18]
Sticking your finger up your butt to see if you're home.
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Posted: 1/2/2021 12:07:52 PM EDT
[#19]
Using your fork to advertise for the Gollum exchange.
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Posted: 1/2/2021 12:09:09 PM EDT
[#20]
'One more!' cried the wombat as it flies up your nostril.
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Posted: 1/2/2021 12:17:11 PM EDT
[#21]
Climbing up Buckshot_jim's ears to get a good view of him petting fish.
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Posted: 1/2/2021 12:39:46 PM EDT
[#22]
In keeping with the spork bumpus...
 "DEBATE NIGHT 2020!" — A Bad Lip Reading of the First Presidential Debate of 2020 |
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Posted: 1/2/2021 2:53:05 PM EDT
[#23]
Rubbing chili.
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Posted: 1/2/2021 8:51:18 PM EDT
[#24]
Licking beef wellington from billy's boots
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Posted: 1/3/2021 2:46:47 AM EDT
[#25]
As the teacher enters the class, you quickly deflate your breasts.
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Posted: 1/3/2021 10:32:43 AM EDT
[#26]
Long lived lunatics licking less linoleum.
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Posted: 1/3/2021 10:46:25 AM EDT
[#27]
Whistling farts through the graveyard.
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Posted: 1/3/2021 11:36:12 AM EDT
[#28]
Goat lipped load watchers riding alpacas through the mississippi mud
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Posted: 1/3/2021 1:03:24 PM EDT
[#29]
Carrying a pack full of pumpkins to dreamland to feed the penguins.
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Posted: 1/3/2021 3:50:27 PM EDT
[#30]
The hilarity of intelligent bread.
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Posted: 1/3/2021 3:51:33 PM EDT
[#31]
Sleeping through your insomnia filled night on a stick.
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Posted: 1/3/2021 3:52:34 PM EDT
[#32]
Improving your radish kills with night vision and carrot spies.
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Posted: 1/3/2021 3:52:58 PM EDT
[#33]
Fiber optic ventriloquist
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Posted: 1/3/2021 9:28:23 PM EDT
[#34]
Combing your hair with bean paste and moonbeams.
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Posted: 1/3/2021 9:30:32 PM EDT
[#35]
Pointing and laughing while satan fucks a fire plug.
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Posted: 1/3/2021 9:41:29 PM EDT
[#36]
Burning a steak for a witch to eat.
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Posted: 1/3/2021 10:00:12 PM EDT
[#37]
Canoeing on a tapioca pond as the gravy train passes you by
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Posted: 1/3/2021 10:01:40 PM EDT
[#38]
Unladen sock load boats desperately trying to make tare weight
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Posted: 1/3/2021 10:02:33 PM EDT
[#39]
Fromunda cheesecake really isn't
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Posted: 1/3/2021 10:24:23 PM EDT
[#40]
Tossing little life rafts to the bazooka men in your toilet.
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Posted: 1/4/2021 12:46:55 AM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Tossing little life rafts to the bazooka men in your toilet. Bazooka men, huh? |
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Posted: 1/4/2021 12:48:03 AM EDT
[#42]
Whipping your chair-horns to a froth.
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Posted: 1/4/2021 12:50:33 AM EDT
[#43]
Signing up for your free government anal stimulation.
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Posted: 1/4/2021 1:07:13 AM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Bazooka men, huh?Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Tossing little life rafts to the bazooka men in your toilet. Bazooka men, huh? 
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Posted: 1/4/2021 12:08:27 PM EDT
[#45]
Startled to discover that Willem Dafoe is a 13er.
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Posted: 1/4/2021 12:09:17 PM EDT
[#46]
Unable to control your grin as you slip into your new snake pants.
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Posted: 1/4/2021 12:10:04 PM EDT
[#47]
Conducting a dawn raid on your barn at midnight.
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Posted: 1/4/2021 12:10:49 PM EDT
[#48]
Agreeing to corporal punishment for the wife's parakeets.
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Posted: 1/4/2021 12:11:22 PM EDT
[#49]
Sending Sgt. Slaughter to do the deed.
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Posted: 1/4/2021 12:18:33 PM EDT
[#50]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Unladen sock load boats desperately trying to make tare weight  lol @ sock load and Thread Reported Ya mf’ers  |
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