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Feeling the little "bump bump bump" of the little Boah's penislet causes one much consternation while attempting to poop.
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Quoted: Join date is ALL that matters. Well that and post count. And maybe what you post, and some other stuff but i can't remember what that is now. Any way yes. View Quote Post counts both ways though. If, just for example, a poster has made 80,000 posts in less than 4 years we can be pretty confident that they're a quantity over quality type. |
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Destabilizing their infrastructure prior to your war on the people hiding in your restroom.
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Sense of humor counts both ways though.
If, just for example, a poster has made pointless rude comment posts... we can be pretty confident that they don’t drink KD, smoke marlboros, or riff. Is it a great loss? Not unless you enjoy the scent of mouthlice infested julio thongs. |
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Quoted: Sense of humor counts both ways though. If, just for example, a poster has made pointless rude comment posts... we can be pretty confident that they don’t drink KD, smoke marlboros, or riff. Is it a great loss? Not unless you enjoy the scent of mouthlice infested julio thongs. View Quote |
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Preserving the crotch mold for possible later use as denture adhesive.
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Sending the pig sleeves home for hallucinating about gilding the lilies.
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Counting your tadpole coathangers before you slice them for asswipe.
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Running out of Carpathians slightly ahead of the Yuglatitive demand ascendence.
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Smacking your lips while wiggling your ears and riding a unicycle with no seat.
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Shitting on the street corner while screaming the lyrics to 'Jodie's in love'.
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Screaming at Alex Trebek's tombstone that you'll take 'insanity for $500, Alex'.
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Quoted: Shitting on the street corner while screaming the lyrics to 'Jodie's in love' while doing your best John Denver impression. Also, you have gloves and shoes on that look like big cat paws. Oh, and you are wearing a tail, but it's painted to look like a thin curvy lookalike of John Denver's managers mother. And you are on fire. View Quote |
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Juggling crawdads while they nail your feet to the floor of the bus.
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Jousting with the unknown snake, the wayward oldie gleefully shrieked when he heard the mating call of the mighty moose knuckle.
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Quoted: Sense of humor counts both ways though. If, just for example, a poster has made pointless rude comment posts... we can be pretty confident that they don’t drink KD, smoke marlboros, or riff. Is it a great loss? Not unless you enjoy the scent of mouthlice infested julio thongs. View Quote 10/10 out-fagging-standing |
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Quoted: Quoted: Sense of humor counts both ways though. If, just for example, a poster has made pointless rude comment posts... we can be pretty confident that they don’t drink KD, smoke marlboros, or riff. Is it a great loss? Not unless you enjoy the scent of mouthlice infested julio thongs. 10/10 out-fagging-standing Silky Kickass-Man |
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Counting on tobacco to stop the glare of the snake convulsions.
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It's 11PM, do you know where your fly-swatter went on vacation?
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The steps on the staircase grew louder and louder until Mickey Mouse shit his tiger balm.
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Rubbin' nubbin's is best left to interstellar rutabagas and karaoke slingers.
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Inciting Timmy to boil Lassie in lemon ice cream and croutons.
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Having to explain your stomach incision over and over to damn near every medical professional at the hospital after you literally went and fucked yourself, as instructed by your priest after asking her how many goats she had molested.
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The generally disguised alphabetizer hysterically forages Arlo’s sock deposit in Alice’s road side restaurant.
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