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Posted: 6/28/2021 4:04:07 PM EDT
If you walk past a cute girl at supermarket and she smiles first.
I was walking in and some pale horse white girl smiled at me leaving with her single bag of food. I should have said hey I know you, or a dumb line. Inb4 she was just smiling at the backing out car When you get older you will regret moments like this. |
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You should have immediately start masturbating while crying and rubbing down with peanut butter and marshmallow fluff
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I'm lucky I don't have to deal with this, cute girls don't smile at me.
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You're supposed to stop dead in your tracks and bellow out I DON'T KNOW YOU!!! THAT'S MY PURSE!!!
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If you ignored them you wouldn't have these problems.
MGTOW thread |
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I'll usually just smile back.
Or if she has a dress or shoes or a tattoo, etc. I find attractive, I'll add a "those shoes are badass". And then I will go on with my day. *shrug* |
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OP if you can follow her home and stand behind a tree watching her. Just make sure she see's you poking your head out.
This will make her know you are interested . Works everytime |
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the do i know you line is easy and works well
hey do i know you no well i want to know you in the future let me put my number in your phone profit |
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Just scream NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!
Billy Madison:No i will not make out with you |
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Quoted: OP if you can follow her home and stand behind a tree watching her. Just make sure she see's you poking your head out. This will make her know you are interested . Works everytime View Quote Attached File |
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I’m completely socially inept.
Was stilling outside on my lunch break when a female employee whom I’ve had very limited interactions with prior walked by waving and smiling. I slowly turned and looked behind me to see who she was waving to and realized I was the only one there. I’m such a nerd. |
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I just get the staredown from ladies old enough to be my grandma, looking at me like the piece of man-meat that I am.
You can always go with the classic line, "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" |
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Quoted: I'm completely socially inept. Was stilling outside on my lunch break when a female employee whom I've had very limited interactions with prior walked by waving and smiling. I slowly turned and looked behind me to see who she was waving to and realized I was the only one there. I'm such a nerd. View Quote start w just smiling at 3 random chicks a day do that for a few weeks. then smile and say hi to 3 random chicks for a few weeks. then smile say hi and ask a question related to the shared environment (can you give me directions to x, wheres a starbucks, a good place for lunch etc.) to 3 random chicks a week. go from there. |
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Quoted: If you walk past a cute girl at supermarket and she smiles first. I was walking in and some pale horse white girl smiled at me leaving with her single bag of food. I should have said hey I know you, or a dumb line. Inb4 she was just smiling at the backing out car When you get older you will regret moments like this. View Quote the random girls or the ones you had a thing for but never acted on it,it would be fun to stick my brain in my 13yr old body and do it over |
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My wife is generally pretty smiley and at least when I'm around it's only been some weirdos that have tried to talk to her.
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Quoted: and would look better behind your ears. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: I'll usually just smile back. Or if she has a dress or shoes or a tattoo, etc. I find attractive, I'll add a "those shoes are badass". And then I will go on with my day. *shrug* |
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Long time ago i had worked at a grocery store as a starting job. While walking to the break room i had noticed a sexy woman walking by me that had just started her job at the store that day.
After she walked by i turned and stared at her ass thinking damn!!! She turned around and caught me looking. She made a smile, gave me a wink, and kept walking. 3 years later i married her |
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There was a girl in one of my college classes I had an eye for. Blue eyes, dark shoulder length hair.
She was so hot. I was always nervous talking to girls in HS. Finally after a month of fretting. I moved the 5 rows forward and was near where she usually sat. She approaches and looks an extra second at me. We made small talk. I don’t remember the details but after class I was walking with her and told her that she’s a gorgeous woman and I would love to take her out to dinner. She had a BF but reassured me if she was not in a relationship she’d have said yes. I was cool with it. I went in with the attitude of “can I do this?” Instead of hoping she’d say yes. It took the edge off and was proud I grew a pair and went after who I wanted. About a week later I was sitting on a couch prior to class in a lounge and she came up and said hi. We made small talk and she then said she was a little sore and said she just had to get a shot in her butt. While explaining this, she kinda lifted her butt cheek from a sitting position to show which cheek and gesturing her finger like a needle. I almost said “Lucky needle” but didn’t want to sound like a perv. Hindsight, she was basically saying she wanted me to plow her. I didn’t make the move after that, she didn’t tell me she was single. She knew where I stood and if she wanted that dinner I only 4 rows up. Funny thing, I later realized there was a cute freckled brunette sitting next to me and she was trying to ask me out but I was clueless as my eyes were fixated 4 rows down. After getting rejected by blue eyes I couldn’t go back up 4 rows....cute freckles would have felt like sloppy seconds. Maybe she had low self esteem? |
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Incel thread by OP again. Remember this gem from the employee with the 13 year old thread?
Quoted: Don't know the full story but!, 100 years ago our great great grandparents were teenagers getting married.. now days its a crime, we have to settle for a used and abused older women with 100 dicks on the odometer. View Quote |
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Ugh I saw some cringey bum looking guy sitting on some bags of charcoal in front of the grocery store yesterday say to a nice looking Asian girl that she looked nice today as we were walking in and she immediately tensed up and looked like she was going to barf for a few minutes in the store.
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Toto - Hold The Line |
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I always keep my conversations brief. Basically once they've agreed to help me load the couch into the back of the van there's really nothing more that needs to be said.
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No eye contact when walking past them. Either look at the ground or at the shelves
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Quoted: Because the chloroform soaked rag says it all for you? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: I always keep my conversations brief. Basically once they've agreed to help me load the couch into the back of the van there's really nothing more that needs to be said. Because the chloroform soaked rag says it all for you? On their back or off their back, whatever it takes to get some work out of them... |
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You should have asked her to marry you right there on the spot
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Quoted: Because the chloroform soaked rag says it all for you? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: I always keep my conversations brief. Basically once they've agreed to help me load the couch into the back of the van there's really nothing more that needs to be said. Because the chloroform soaked rag says it all for you? |
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Let me offer some suggestions.
Didn't I see you at the Sizzler last night? I'd like to see those warlocks on the loose! Want to ride my face like a birthday pony? I eat ass. Do you eat ass? That's a fine bird you've got there. Ever seen one of these before? Want to fuck? You smell different when you're asleep. Did your mom ever get the test results back? Do you like cocaine? I'd eat that like a horse on a feed bag. How much? I know a place where we can fuck right now! I have nearly seven thousand posts. Hi, I have glorious balls. Who the fuck are you? |
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Sad pathetic thread is sad and pathetic, oh wait, it's a GD thread, par the course, you may continue.
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Quoted: Let me offer some suggestions. Didn't I see you at the Sizzler last night? I'd like to see those warlocks on the loose! Want to ride my face like a birthday pony? I eat ass. Do you eat ass? That's a fine bird you've got there. Ever seen one of these before? Want to fuck? You smell different when you're asleep. Did your mom ever get the test results back? Do you like cocaine? I'd eat that like a horse on a feed bag. How much? I know a place where we can fuck right now! I have nearly seven thousand posts. Hi, I have glorious balls. Who the fuck are you? View Quote Hey baby! You ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat? |
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Quoted: yep, just shut the door and let the ether work its magic, eh? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: I always keep my conversations brief. Basically once they've agreed to help me load the couch into the back of the van there's really nothing more that needs to be said. yep, just shut the door and let the ether work its magic, eh? The exhaust leak does all the work. |
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