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Posted: 9/22/2021 10:32:06 PM EDT
[#1]
Just because Alex Jones said it doesn't mean it isn't true. Even the National Enquirer has broken real news stories.
Remember Gary Hart? Remember John Edwards? Both N.E. stories. |
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Posted: 9/22/2021 10:33:10 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The difference between conspiracy theory and reality is about 3 months these days. This. |
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Posted: 9/24/2021 9:59:50 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Oval Office: 3:30pm Eastern Staff: " 15 minutes to airtime, Mr. President" MPPE: "Jill... Jill!... JILLLLL!!!!" Jill:"jeez joe, what!?!" MPPE: " poopy time..." Jill: sighs, rolls her eyes, and motions for SS to secute the door While she bends the leader of the free world over the desk and Drops his trousers. Jill: "here's your pudding joe. Now hold still this time" Jill: hands MPPE a butterscotch snack pack pudding, and begins Cleaning up his besmirched undergarments. MPPE: spoons pudding into his mouth MPPE:"RAHHHRRRR!! That's what a tiger sounds like!" Jill: "hold still joe..." MPPE: "Jill, Barry doesn't call me anymore. I should make an executive Order for him to like me again" Jill: "that's nice sweetie, almost done" MPPE: "nicky's feet smell nice". Eats remainder of butterscotch pudding Jill:" alright joe, let's get these new huggies on y......." MPPE: lets loose a thunderclap of flatulence and semisolid ichor Jill: looks down at what was once a finely tailored white Christian Dior Pantsuit, which now resembles a black and white photonegative Of the Cosmic Microwave Background map.. Jill: " what the fuck, joe !?!?! Why did you do that !?!" MPPE: " I wanted more pudding! Where's Kamehameha?" Jill: sighs and rolls her eyes again, and begins cleaning anew Staff: knocks at door "ten minutes Mr. President.." MPPE: " heh heh.. Poopy time! That tickles!" That is just fucked up. Hilarious, but fucked up nonetheless. 
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Posted: 9/24/2021 11:45:06 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That is just fucked up. Hilarious, but fucked up nonetheless. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Oval Office: 3:30pm Eastern Staff: " 15 minutes to airtime, Mr. President" MPPE: "Jill... Jill!... JILLLLL!!!!" Jill:"jeez joe, what!?!" MPPE: " poopy time..." Jill: sighs, rolls her eyes, and motions for SS to secute the door While she bends the leader of the free world over the desk and Drops his trousers. Jill: "here's your pudding joe. Now hold still this time" Jill: hands MPPE a butterscotch snack pack pudding, and begins Cleaning up his besmirched undergarments. MPPE: spoons pudding into his mouth MPPE:"RAHHHRRRR!! That's what a tiger sounds like!" Jill: "hold still joe..." MPPE: "Jill, Barry doesn't call me anymore. I should make an executive Order for him to like me again" Jill: "that's nice sweetie, almost done" MPPE: "nicky's feet smell nice". Eats remainder of butterscotch pudding Jill:" alright joe, let's get these new huggies on y......." MPPE: lets loose a thunderclap of flatulence and semisolid ichor Jill: looks down at what was once a finely tailored white Christian Dior Pantsuit, which now resembles a black and white photonegative Of the Cosmic Microwave Background map.. Jill: " what the fuck, joe !?!?! Why did you do that !?!" MPPE: " I wanted more pudding! Where's Kamehameha?" Jill: sighs and rolls her eyes again, and begins cleaning anew Staff: knocks at door "ten minutes Mr. President.." MPPE: " heh heh.. Poopy time! That tickles!" That is just fucked up. Hilarious, but fucked up nonetheless. It would be funnier if it wasn't so scary and true. |
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Posted: 9/24/2021 12:11:38 PM EDT
[#5]
I don't giving a rat's ass if he soils himself hourly. It is him shitting all over my beloved country that irks me.
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Posted: 9/24/2021 12:20:27 PM EDT
[#6]
You guys... He's just a traditionalist. He's bringing back the Groom of the Stool.
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Posted: 9/24/2021 1:47:24 PM EDT
[#7]
If this is true, why do they always seem to have him sit on white furniture?
Seems like an accident waiting to happen |
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Posted: 9/24/2021 1:55:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Oval Office: 3:30pm Eastern Staff: " 15 minutes to airtime, Mr. President" MPPE: "Jill... Jill!... JILLLLL!!!!" Jill:"jeez joe, what!?!" MPPE: " poopy time..." Jill: sighs, rolls her eyes, and motions for SS to secute the door While she bends the leader of the free world over the desk and Drops his trousers. Jill: "here's your pudding joe. Now hold still this time" Jill: hands MPPE a butterscotch snack pack pudding, and begins Cleaning up his besmirched undergarments. MPPE: spoons pudding into his mouth MPPE:"RAHHHRRRR!! That's what a tiger sounds like!" Jill: "hold still joe..." MPPE: "Jill, Barry doesn't call me anymore. I should make an executive Order for him to like me again" Jill: "that's nice sweetie, almost done" MPPE: "nicky's feet smell nice". Eats remainder of butterscotch pudding Jill:" alright joe, let's get these new huggies on y......." MPPE: lets loose a thunderclap of flatulence and semisolid ichor Jill: looks down at what was once a finely tailored white Christian Dior Pantsuit, which now resembles a black and white photonegative Of the Cosmic Microwave Background map.. Jill: " what the fuck, joe !?!?! Why did you do that !?!" MPPE: " I wanted more pudding! Where's Kamehameha?" Jill: sighs and rolls her eyes again, and begins cleaning anew Staff: knocks at door "ten minutes Mr. President.." MPPE: " heh heh.. Poopy time! That tickles!" which now resembles a black and white photonegative Of the Cosmic Microwave Background map Holy shit, took me ~10 minutes to stop laughing at the mental image. |
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Posted: 9/24/2021 2:07:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What was the context where you met SS guys with access to POTUS who just freely drop info like that? Seems way outside of what "right" looks like in that line of work. The person I’m currently working for has ex SS as his personal security detail. This information came from them and supposedly from current Presidential detail. Not directly from current pres detail, but I suspect there is truth behind this. |
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Posted: 9/24/2021 2:15:50 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What was the context where you met SS guys with access to POTUS who just freely drop info like that? Seems way outside of what "right" looks like in that line of work. I did quite a bit of work with the SS during the 2020 election as well. You’d be surprised. Not a single one of them had a pleasant thing to say about the Biden’s or Capt Pudding Time. |
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Posted: 9/24/2021 2:21:45 PM EDT
[#11]
I still think the dude is a loon, but time and time again he’s been spot on with his stories.
I don’t doubt this one, one bit. |
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Posted: 9/24/2021 2:30:05 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It would be funnier if it wasn't so scary and true. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Oval Office: 3:30pm Eastern Staff: " 15 minutes to airtime, Mr. President" MPPE: "Jill... Jill!... JILLLLL!!!!" Jill:"jeez joe, what!?!" MPPE: " poopy time..." Jill: sighs, rolls her eyes, and motions for SS to secute the door While she bends the leader of the free world over the desk and Drops his trousers. Jill: "here's your pudding joe. Now hold still this time" Jill: hands MPPE a butterscotch snack pack pudding, and begins Cleaning up his besmirched undergarments. MPPE: spoons pudding into his mouth MPPE:"RAHHHRRRR!! That's what a tiger sounds like!" Jill: "hold still joe..." MPPE: "Jill, Barry doesn't call me anymore. I should make an executive Order for him to like me again" Jill: "that's nice sweetie, almost done" MPPE: "nicky's feet smell nice". Eats remainder of butterscotch pudding Jill:" alright joe, let's get these new huggies on y......." MPPE: lets loose a thunderclap of flatulence and semisolid ichor Jill: looks down at what was once a finely tailored white Christian Dior Pantsuit, which now resembles a black and white photonegative Of the Cosmic Microwave Background map.. Jill: " what the fuck, joe !?!?! Why did you do that !?!" MPPE: " I wanted more pudding! Where's Kamehameha?" Jill: sighs and rolls her eyes again, and begins cleaning anew Staff: knocks at door "ten minutes Mr. President.." MPPE: " heh heh.. Poopy time! That tickles!" That is just fucked up. Hilarious, but fucked up nonetheless. It would be funnier if it wasn't so scary and true. I know why we laugh. We laugh because it hurts, and it's the only thing to make it stop hurting.“ - Robert A. Heinlein. |
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Posted: 9/24/2021 2:34:05 PM EDT
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I still think the dude is a loon, but time and time again he’s been spot on with his stories. I don’t doubt this one, one bit. Pretty much my thoughts 
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Posted: 9/24/2021 3:33:26 PM EDT
[#14]
I do not take stock in fucking crazy cock suckers on any side but Biden is by no means in control of anything including his body and mind. He is a true puppet with massive power which makes him not stupid but EXTREMELY DANGEROUS for all of us…..even his puppet masters.
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Posted: 10/3/2021 9:58:01 PM EDT
[#15]
This needs a biden poop meme
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Posted: 10/3/2021 10:08:24 PM EDT
[#16]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Info Wars...  2nded |
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Posted: 10/3/2021 10:21:59 PM EDT
[#17]
Still needs a meme
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Posted: 10/3/2021 10:46:33 PM EDT
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Please help a out Boomer, is this thread about President Joe Biden pooping in his pants or the Entertainer Alex Jones? Don't attack the story. Attack the source. Alinsky 101. No one with a functioning brain will automatically dismiss the notion that Biden is impaired to some degree. But arguing his degree of dementia is a loser for them. Automatically. AJ is easily attacked. So they attack. Anything to change the subject from Biden's OBVIOUS impairment. Why isn't the president seen after dark? If you don't know, investigate the medical phenomenon known as 'sundowning'. |
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Posted: 10/3/2021 11:53:50 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Oval Office: 3:30pm Eastern Staff: " 15 minutes to airtime, Mr. President" MPPE: "Jill... Jill!... JILLLLL!!!!" Jill:"jeez joe, what!?!" MPPE: " poopy time..." Jill: sighs, rolls her eyes, and motions for SS to secute the door While she bends the leader of the free world over the desk and Drops his trousers. Jill: "here's your pudding joe. Now hold still this time" Jill: hands MPPE a butterscotch snack pack pudding, and begins Cleaning up his besmirched undergarments. MPPE: spoons pudding into his mouth MPPE:"RAHHHRRRR!! That's what a tiger sounds like!" Jill: "hold still joe..." MPPE: "Jill, Barry doesn't call me anymore. I should make an executive Order for him to like me again" Jill: "that's nice sweetie, almost done" MPPE: "nicky's feet smell nice". Eats remainder of butterscotch pudding Jill:" alright joe, let's get these new huggies on y......." MPPE: lets loose a thunderclap of flatulence and semisolid ichor Jill: looks down at what was once a finely tailored white Christian Dior Pantsuit, which now resembles a black and white photonegative Of the Cosmic Microwave Background map.. Jill: " what the fuck, joe !?!?! Why did you do that !?!" MPPE: " I wanted more pudding! Where's Kamehameha?" Jill: sighs and rolls her eyes again, and begins cleaning anew Staff: knocks at door "ten minutes Mr. President.." MPPE: " heh heh.. Poopy time! That tickles!" Thread was worth it just for this.  |
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Posted: 10/19/2021 6:39:39 PM EDT
[#20]
Lol
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Posted: 10/19/2021 6:44:25 PM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Only one problem, Alex Jones is a lunatic That's not the question. Is he correct? |
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Posted: 10/19/2021 7:09:20 PM EDT
[#22]
Why is that so surprising for a asshole to do?
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Posted: 10/24/2021 8:01:22 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/24/2021 9:11:09 AM EDT
[#24]
I don't know, but I think that having a POTUS who shits his pants is sorta appropriate for America in 2021. Kinda says says it all in a nutshell.
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Posted: 10/24/2021 9:23:02 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: If this is true, why do they always seem to have him sit on white furniture? Seems like an accident waiting to happen I guess it Depends. |
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Posted: 10/24/2021 9:40:37 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Info Wars... 10 years ago I would have agreed. Time has proven to be on Alex’s side. |
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Posted: 10/24/2021 10:53:23 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Only one problem, Alex Jones is a lunatic Bingo |
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Posted: 10/30/2021 11:31:24 AM EDT
[#28]
He did it again!…
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Posted: 10/30/2021 11:33:06 AM EDT
[#29]
https://www.ar15.com/forums/General/POTATUS-poops-himself-at-the-Vatican/5-2500366/
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Posted: 10/30/2021 11:57:14 AM EDT
[#30]
Again?
That sundried potato is like an old dog marking its turf. |
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Posted: 10/30/2021 12:02:46 PM EDT
[#31]
The lizards are firmly in charge. Nothing to see here.
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Posted: 10/30/2021 12:10:21 PM EDT
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: not sure about him shitting himself but secret service agents have to stand next him and guide him so he doesnt veer off and start walking the wrong way. |
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Posted: 10/30/2021 12:18:09 PM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Info Wars... That means it is credible unless you are a MSM shill. |
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Posted: 10/30/2021 1:15:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I don't know, but I think that having a POTUS who shits his pants is sorta appropriate for America in 2021. Kinda says says it all in a nutshell. I agree. |
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Posted: 10/30/2021 5:57:15 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Folks like OP, who listen and respond to the nutjobs, have as much say on this forum as those who think and analyze for themselves. That, fellow Arfcomers, is part of the growing problem with this forum. Ummm.... Are you implying we should have/live in an echo-chamber, here? "Nutjobs", as you refer to some, have been proven right again and again - even the National Enquirer, FFS! If you think varying opinions is the problem with arfcom, may I suggest the problem is with you? And I'm no Alex Jones fan - not by a long shot. |
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Posted: 10/30/2021 5:59:53 PM EDT
[#36]
This is probably why they cancelled Halloween at the WH.
Ol' FJB would shit himself the first time someone said, "Boo!" |
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Posted: 10/30/2021 6:06:25 PM EDT
[#37]
Biden is shitting himself everywhere he goes now.
What the hell! |
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Posted: 10/30/2021 7:16:18 PM EDT
[#38]
 (SFM) DOOM: Alex Jones Edition [4K]  Doom Alex Jones: Edition PART ll [4K] (SFM) |
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Posted: 10/30/2021 7:19:09 PM EDT
[#39]
Someone please post the biden meme of him shooting the shotgun
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Posted: 10/30/2021 7:20:09 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/30/2021 7:20:48 PM EDT
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Joey crapped corn and I don't care..........
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Posted: 10/30/2021 7:23:57 PM EDT
[#42]
People are so gullible when they’re being told something they want to believe anyway.
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Posted: 10/30/2021 7:29:43 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: People are so gullible when they’re being told something they want to believe anyway. Yep. Like most votes ever. |
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Posted: 10/30/2021 7:49:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: People are so gullible when they’re being told something they want to believe anyway. See, that is the funny/scary thing about this....I can actually picture that potato brain shitting his pants and Jill either cleaning it or telling someone "he did it again" get so and so to clean him up. I spent quite a bit of time in nursing homes and you could always tell who was wearing a diaper. If I had to bet all of my money with a gun to my head, I'd bet he not only wears one but shits/pisses himself and smells terrible most of the time. Hell it is probably someone's full time job trying to stay on top of it. Never listened to Alex Jones but no way in hell do I think he is wrong on this one. This would be on par with someone not believing FBHO isn't a fag or liked men at some point. I'd bet the house on that one too. |
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Posted: 10/30/2021 8:09:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Even as much FJB.... Not even going to talk shit on him for crapping his pants. He's old and isnt well. We will be there someday. I agree, if his family are basking in the glory of all the perjs being President of the USA have to offer and are letting this man suffer, I don't like, but that is unfair and cruel. I can see how people with foreign interests would be happy at the chance to run America into the ground from within, and, if Biden is a demented as they say, these actors are having a field day with him. Might be his family can't stop it, they might have been threatend to shut up. |
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Posted: 10/30/2021 8:22:50 PM EDT
[#46]
More believable than that idiot got 81 million votes.
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Posted: 10/30/2021 8:42:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Folks like OP, who listen and respond to the nutjobs, have as much say on this forum as those who think and analyze for themselves. That, fellow Arfcomers, is part of the growing problem with this forum. We see who listens to Brian stelter and Katie couric |
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Posted: 10/30/2021 8:44:27 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: We see who listens to Brian stelter and Katie couric Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Folks like OP, who listen and respond to the nutjobs, have as much say on this forum as those who think and analyze for themselves. That, fellow Arfcomers, is part of the growing problem with this forum. We see who listens to Brian stelter and Katie couric This place is loaded with them. |
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Posted: 10/30/2021 8:54:24 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: People are so gullible when they're being told something they want to believe anyway. Biden still shit his pants. |
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Posted: 10/30/2021 8:54:58 PM EDT
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Quote HistorySo this picture now makes sense was he trying not to make a poopy or trying to make a poopy |
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