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Quoted: OP is obviously more interested in telling than spelling. If you don't like it theirs' the door View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: For the love of everything GD holds dear, put a damn ' in the "were" in the thread title. My OCD is killing me. What's the over/under on OP getting shat on again? OP is obviously more interested in telling than spelling. If you don't like it theirs' the door |
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For the love of everything GD holds dear, put a damn ' in the "were" in the thread title. My OCD is killing me. What's the over/under on OP getting shat on again? OP is obviously more interested in telling than spelling. If you don't like it theirs' the door You used the wrong th.... ohhhhhhhh. |
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And on this page, op continues to explain how he's surrounded by all these hot women but has yet to get a shot of pussy.
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For the love of everything GD holds dear, put a damn ' in the "were" in the thread title. My OCD is killing me. What's the over/under on OP getting shat on again? OP is obviously more interested in telling than spelling. If you don't like it theirs' the door Quite being a pre-Madonna. |
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OP will surely deliver.
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Lol mysterious disapperance of the op after many many patron shots
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For the love of everything GD holds dear, put a damn ' in the "were" in the thread title. My OCD is killing me. What's the over/under on OP getting shat on again? OP is obviously more interested in telling than spelling. If you don't like it theirs' the door Quite being a pre-Madonna. The term you failed to find is prima donna. |
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For the love of everything GD holds dear, put a damn ' in the "were" in the thread title. My OCD is killing me. What's the over/under on OP getting shat on again? OP is obviously more interested in telling than spelling. If you don't like it theirs' the door Quite being a pre-Madonna. The term you failed to find is prima donna. Not sure if serial |
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Guys - just realised
New chick is NAVY OP is missing He's been press-ganged....the "sister" was a fellow "recruiting officer" OP now on board USS Butt-Plug as their new "entertainment rating" - partying on on the poop deck |
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OP has posted in other threads. He let this one die. We can no longer expect to live vicariously through Chase45. Back to my boring life, at least I have not been shit on...
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I didn't have a lot to bring back with. But heres the AAR after this weekend with navy. Navy somewhat rubbed me the wrong way Friday. Im not sure if she was just trying to be flirty in a socially awkward way or what. So we went out Friday, went to this little Mexican place. The sister is essentially a nerdy version of navy. Shes 2 years younger or so. Reminds me of that elf chick off of lord of the rings, but bring it down a few notches since she doesn't know how to do herself up correctly, and she didn't have the ears that go up. She ends up being half ass interesting. Went to Israel for the better part of this year for archeology, she was right on the Gaza strip, saw some crazy shit so she says. So we drink up at the Mexican joint and then head to meet up with red head ironically enough. We end up at some bar I have never been at before, I shit you not its called the "hobo jungle". Real nice sketch ass part of town too. Go inside and its essentially a cheap, shitty, college club bar. I try and make the best of it. So Im drinking and dancing with both navy and elf sister. Having a decent time. All of a sudden some dot head Indian guy comes up and snatches navy. Meh whatever its a club no hard feelings. I dance with the elf sister for a song. Navy comes back we BS around awhile longer and then I take them both to their home. Once I get there the sister thanks me, jumps out and runs in. Navy stays in. So im like yep heres that moment Ive been waiting for Only to be confronted by a question from navy. So are you into my sister or something? . The tone of that question was the type you would get from your wife if you had been caught cheating. So I tell her no I am not. She goes in about how I was dancing with her. I was like you ran off with Mr. dot head for a bit, I wasn't just going to stand there. So this goes back and forth for a few minutes. She eventually realizes that she sounds crazy and apologizes and blames the alcohol. She invites me to stay the night and I can sleep on a futon that's somewhere in this house. I told her that I wasn't going to spend the night at a house where she has 3 other siblings, parents, and her kid living in since it was so late and unannounced. I mainly wanted to avoid how awkward that was going to be in the morning. We agree to do something the next night. So the next day comes. Navy is already blowing my phone up about how she didn't remember how the night ended. So I just let that die down and tell her nothing crazy happened. So it comes around that time for us to meet up and she asks me if I want to go with her and her son trick or treating. . Lol nope! I dodge that with explaining how I have a family get together. She understands. We now have plans to go and hangout down by the river Wednesday. |
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Alright. I didn't have a lot to bring back with. But heres the AAR after this weekend with navy. Navy somewhat rubbed me the wrong way Friday. Im not sure if she was just trying to be flirty in a socially awkward way or what. So we went out Friday, went to this little Mexican place. The sister is essentially a nerdy version of navy. Shes 2 years younger or so. Reminds me of that elf chick off of lord of the rings, but bring it down a few notches since she doesn't know how to do herself up correctly, and she didn't have the ears that go up. She ends up being half ass interesting. Went to Israel for the better part of this year for archeology, she was right on the Gaza strip, saw some crazy shit so she says. So we drink up at the Mexican joint and then head to meet up with red head ironically enough. We end up at some bar I have never been at before, I shit you not its called the "hobo jungle". Real nice sketch ass part of town too. Go inside and its essentially a cheap, shitty, college club bar. I try and make the best of it. So Im drinking and dancing with both navy and elf sister. Having a decent time. All of a sudden some dot head Indian guy comes up and snatches navy. Meh whatever its a club no hard feelings. I dance with the elf sister for a song. Navy comes back we BS around awhile longer and then I take them both to their home. Once I get there the sister thanks me, jumps out and runs in. Navy stays in. So im like yep heres that moment Ive been waiting for Only to be confronted by a question from navy. So are you into my sister or something? . The tone of that question was the type you would get from your wife if you had been caught cheating. So I tell her no I am not. She goes in about how I was dancing with her. I was like you ran off with Mr. dot head for a bit, I wasn't just going to stand there. So this goes back and forth for a few minutes. She eventually realizes that she sounds crazy and apologizes and blames the alcohol. She invites me to stay the night and I can sleep on a futon that's somewhere in this house. I told her that I wasn't going to spend the night at a house where she has 3 other siblings, parents, and her kid living in since it was so late and unannounced. I mainly wanted to avoid how awkward that was going to be in the morning. We agree to do something the next night. So the next day comes. Navy is already blowing my phone up about how she didn't remember how the night ended. So I just let that die down and tell her nothing crazy happened. So it comes around that time for us to meet up and she asks me if I want to go with her and her son trick or treating. . Lol nope! I dodge that with explaining how I have a family get together. She understands. We now have plans to go and hangout down by the river Wednesday. View Quote Never, ever agree to activities with the kids like if you're looking for anything other then a dating relationship. You can dodge that request 2 or 3 times, but it's best to be upfront about it. |
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Alright. I didn't have a lot to bring back with. But heres the AAR after this weekend with navy. Navy somewhat rubbed me the wrong way Friday. Im not sure if she was just trying to be flirty in a socially awkward way or what. So we went out Friday, went to this little Mexican place. The sister is essentially a nerdy version of navy. Shes 2 years younger or so. Reminds me of that elf chick off of lord of the rings, but bring it down a few notches since she doesn't know how to do herself up correctly, and she didn't have the ears that go up. She ends up being half ass interesting. Went to Israel for the better part of this year for archeology, she was right on the Gaza strip, saw some crazy shit so she says. So we drink up at the Mexican joint and then head to meet up with red head ironically enough. We end up at some bar I have never been at before, I shit you not its called the "hobo jungle". Real nice sketch ass part of town too. Go inside and its essentially a cheap, shitty, college club bar. I try and make the best of it. So Im drinking and dancing with both navy and elf sister. Having a decent time. All of a sudden some dot head Indian guy comes up and snatches navy. Meh whatever its a club no hard feelings. I dance with the elf sister for a song. Navy comes back we BS around awhile longer and then I take them both to their home. Once I get there the sister thanks me, jumps out and runs in. Navy stays in. So im like yep heres that moment Ive been waiting for Only to be confronted by a question from navy. So are you into my sister or something? . The tone of that question was the type you would get from your wife if you had been caught cheating. So I tell her no I am not. She goes in about how I was dancing with her. I was like you ran off with Mr. dot head for a bit, I wasn't just going to stand there. So this goes back and forth for a few minutes. She eventually realizes that she sounds crazy and apologizes and blames the alcohol. She invites me to stay the night and I can sleep on a futon that's somewhere in this house. I told her that I wasn't going to spend the night at a house where she has 3 other siblings, parents, and her kid living in since it was so late and unannounced. I mainly wanted to avoid how awkward that was going to be in the morning. We agree to do something the next night. So the next day comes. Navy is already blowing my phone up about how she didn't remember how the night ended. So I just let that die down and tell her nothing crazy happened. So it comes around that time for us to meet up and she asks me if I want to go with her and her son trick or treating. . Lol nope! I dodge that with explaining how I have a family get together. She understands. We now have plans to go and hangout down by the river Wednesday. Never, ever agree to activities with the kids like if you're looking for anything other then a dating relationship. You can dodge that request 2 or 3 times, but it's best to be upfront about it. This girls relationship with her kid is different. I don't understand. She told me she was essentially free any time this week. I almost think the parents are taking care of her kid. Shes been deployed a few times. Shes about to be deployed for a month overseas. She very rarely brings up the kid. Theres a lot of red flags Im doing my best to avoid from recognizing. Im just taking this a day at a time. Shes generally fun to hangout with. Friday she was almost annoying however. She talked a lot about her navy training. Talked about how some team guys showed her how to shoot. When I told her Ive trained with an ex DEVGRU guy a few time she just told me I was lying.... Which was irritating |
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Is the sister trophy-less? Might be a better deal than Navy herself....BTW- Did the redhead make any effort?
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Is the sister trophy-less? Might be a better deal than Navy herself....BTW- Did the redhead make any effort? View Quote Unknown at this moment. I checked her out on FB. Set to pretty private. Found one pic of navy and elf sister with 3 different young kids. Navy only has one for sure. I think they have an older married sister as well. So its possible the other 2 kids were the older sisters. I have no idea. All I know is that family must be super fertile. Elf sister would be a lot of basement dwelling arfcommers dream. When I met her she was wearing this tight Japanese get up and had chop sticks in her hair. I joked and asked if she just got off work at some jap place. I forgot it was Halloween . But she told me no and she got it years ago for her anime something or another and figured shed wear it for halloween. I never understood the anime thing. But she was rocking that jap dress. |
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Quoted: Fuck were doing patron shots :( http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn63/cclement45/20151030_214645_zps0mbrdbwt.jpg View Quote |
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This needs to be sold in the Arfcom store. I'm serious... THIS |
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What is the status of the ex?
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We come upon a field of clover. A small group of does is foraging. A younger playful one spots our buck and a friendly fall dance commences. http://primetexasranches.com/foodplotsforwhitetaildeer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/food-plots-for-whitetail-deer-in-wisconsin-01.jpg The older doe raises up on the younger and she hops away. http://assets.natgeotv.com/POD/3099.jpg Our steed becomes cautious for the older doe has a spotted fawn suckling.. http://www.valleywildlife.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Buck-fawn-and-doe1.jpg Our alpha appears to have been spooked for now. wary of what may come... http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/whitetail-buck-move-1458896.jpg View Quote |
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We come upon a field of clover. A small group of does is foraging. A younger playful one spots our buck and a friendly fall dance commences. http://primetexasranches.com/foodplotsforwhitetaildeer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/food-plots-for-whitetail-deer-in-wisconsin-01.jpg The older doe raises up on the younger and she hops away. http://assets.natgeotv.com/POD/3099.jpg Our steed becomes cautious for the older doe has a spotted fawn suckling.. http://www.valleywildlife.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Buck-fawn-and-doe1.jpg Our alpha appears to have been spooked for now. wary of what may come... http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/whitetail-buck-move-1458896.jpg View Quote |
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How do you manage to have this much drama with so little action?
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I bet he is quite cereal
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Pretty glad I read through this. Made my Monday seem so, well, not like Monday. Entertaining to say the least.
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I would offer this: she is trying to soften the blow of her being a single mom in your eyes...
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Knock this down about 2-3 points on the 1-10 hotness scale and you nailed it. Im not even a lord of the rings fan and as soon as I saw her I thought that she looked like that elf chick off lord of the rings That family has rocking bodies. http://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=OIP.M3947f179d87cc12a93dab1dd6a438b7fH2&w=300&h=300&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0 View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Need pics of sister. Knock this down about 2-3 points on the 1-10 hotness scale and you nailed it. Im not even a lord of the rings fan and as soon as I saw her I thought that she looked like that elf chick off lord of the rings That family has rocking bodies. http://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=OIP.M3947f179d87cc12a93dab1dd6a438b7fH2&w=300&h=300&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0 yuk |
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This is the shit that raises red flags for navy We were talking about watching Jurassic world together as she was buying it today This is the second time she has mentioned something about having kids and tax deductions... <a href="http://s301.photobucket.com/user/cclement45/media/2015-11-02%2016.34.35_zpswc5naw2v.png.html" target="_blank">http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn63/cclement45/2015-11-02%2016.34.35_zpswc5naw2v.png</a> View Quote That's probably just her way of deflecting/changing the subject, probably doesn't want to scare you away. |
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That's a non-issue. Single moms get HUGE credits. Many single moms get checks for $5-8k from the IRS. Of course it's on their minds at the end of the year. If the gov't was sending me a check for $5K in 2 months, I would be thinking about it often, too. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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This is the shit that raises red flags for navy We were talking about watching Jurassic world together as she was buying it today This is the second time she has mentioned something about having kids and tax deductions... http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn63/cclement45/2015-11-02%2016.34.35_zpswc5naw2v.png Many single moms get checks for $5-8k from the IRS. Of course it's on their minds at the end of the year. If the gov't was sending me a check for $5K in 2 months, I would be thinking about it often, too. That is true Ive taken girls out that have had kids before. This is just the first time I have heard of anyone talking about their kids like this. Just a little foreign to me. But maybe shes trying to get me to look at the positive side in her mind? Who knows Home girl is blowing me up every morning so I must be playing the cards right. Either way, we are suppose to hang out tomorrow to watch that movie. |
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That's a non-issue. Single moms get HUGE credits. Many single moms get checks for $5-8k from the IRS. Of course it's on their minds at the end of the year. If the gov't was sending me a check for $5K in 2 months, I would be thinking about it often, too. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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This is the shit that raises red flags for navy We were talking about watching Jurassic world together as she was buying it today This is the second time she has mentioned something about having kids and tax deductions... http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn63/cclement45/2015-11-02%2016.34.35_zpswc5naw2v.png Many single moms get checks for $5-8k from the IRS. Of course it's on their minds at the end of the year. If the gov't was sending me a check for $5K in 2 months, I would be thinking about it often, too. I'd be thinking about night vision goggles and a laser. |
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This is the shit that raises red flags for navy We were talking about watching Jurassic world together as she was buying it today This is the second time she has mentioned something about having kids and tax deductions... http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn63/cclement45/2015-11-02%2016.34.35_zpswc5naw2v.png Many single moms get checks for $5-8k from the IRS. Of course it's on their minds at the end of the year. If the gov't was sending me a check for $5K in 2 months, I would be thinking about it often, too. I'd be thinking about night vision goggles and a laser. I got that out of the way already a few years ago |
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