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I do have some news about the ex.
Apparently her and that girl split last night. Other girls BF apparently isn't cool with them "being together" Shes kinda upset about it. Wants me to come down this weekend |
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I would offer this: she is trying to soften the blow of her being a single mom in your eyes... "Kids aren't so bad.. I'm not damaged because I have a kid... There are positives to having a kid..." View Quote I gotta go with this as well. Seems like she might not know how to bring up the subject without the fear of scaring you away. |
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And have last minute plans with navy tonight to go out to this state forrest reserve to see if we can see the aurora lights
Fat chance on being able to see the lights in SW IN area, but Im down to get her out there alone Time to whip out the NODs and flashlights. Thatll be kinda fun |
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And have last minute plans with navy tonight to go out to this state forrest reserve to see if we can see the aurora lights Fat chance on being able to see the lights in SW IN area, but Im down to get her out there alone Time to whip out the NODs and flashlights. Thatll be kinda fun View Quote Yeah....I've seen that movie. Doesn't end like you think it will. |
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And have last minute plans with navy tonight to go out to this state forrest reserve to see if we can see the aurora lights Fat chance on being able to see the lights in SW IN area, but Im down to get her out there alone Time to whip out the NODs and flashlights. Thatll be kinda fun Yeah....I've seen that movie. Doesn't end like you think it will. STFU We just watched that paranormal activity movie the other day. Don't get me thinking about that shit or Ill have to bring the AR too |
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STFU We just watched that paranormal activity movie the other day. Don't get me thinking about that shit or Ill have to bring the AR too View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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And have last minute plans with navy tonight to go out to this state forrest reserve to see if we can see the aurora lights Fat chance on being able to see the lights in SW IN area, but Im down to get her out there alone Time to whip out the NODs and flashlights. Thatll be kinda fun Yeah....I've seen that movie. Doesn't end like you think it will. STFU We just watched that paranormal activity movie the other day. Don't get me thinking about that shit or Ill have to bring the AR too Did you even read the thread about what shit Forest Rangers see out there? |
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I didn't read all 43 pages, is this still as retarded as it was on page 1?
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And have last minute plans with navy tonight to go out to this state forrest reserve to see if we can see the aurora lights Fat chance on being able to see the lights in SW IN area, but Im down to get her out there alone Time to whip out the NODs and flashlights. Thatll be kinda fun Yeah....I've seen that movie. Doesn't end like you think it will. STFU We just watched that paranormal activity movie the other day. Don't get me thinking about that shit or Ill have to bring the AR too Did you even read the thread about what shit Forest Rangers see out there? No Why The fuck is out there? |
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And have last minute plans with navy tonight to go out to this state forrest reserve to see if we can see the aurora lights Fat chance on being able to see the lights in SW IN area, but Im down to get her out there alone Time to whip out the NODs and flashlights. Thatll be kinda fun Yeah....I've seen that movie. Doesn't end like you think it will. STFU We just watched that paranormal activity movie the other day. Don't get me thinking about that shit or Ill have to bring the AR too Did you even read the thread about what shit Forest Rangers see out there? No Why The fuck is out there? IN ? Chupacabra bro |
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Text her back and tell her you've got to go deer hunting instead. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I do have some news about the ex. Apparently her and that girl split last night. Other girls BF apparently isn't cool with them "being together" Shes kinda upset about it. Wants me to come down this weekend Lol I caught a bit of that thread. She likely wouldn't enjoy that comment. Shes left leaning in ways. |
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Quoted: Lol I caught a bit of that thread. She likely wouldn't enjoy that comment. Shes left leaning in ways. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I do have some news about the ex. Apparently her and that girl split last night. Other girls BF apparently isn't cool with them "being together" Shes kinda upset about it. Wants me to come down this weekend Lol I caught a bit of that thread. She likely wouldn't enjoy that comment. Shes left leaning in ways. |
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You're going out in the woods at night? In SW IN, like, near Kentucky????
Dibs on guns, somebody else can have his ammo. His name was Chase 45 |
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It may even be in KY OPSEC and all Whoever gets the ammo will be disappointed View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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You're going out in the woods at night? In SW IN, like, near Kentucky???? Dibs on guns, somebody else can have his ammo. His name was Chase 45 It may even be in KY OPSEC and all Whoever gets the ammo will be disappointed Wait, did you say NODs and fleshlights? |
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You're going out in the woods at night? In SW IN, like, near Kentucky???? Dibs on guns, somebody else can have his ammo. His name was Chase 45 It may even be in KY OPSEC and all Whoever gets the ammo will be disappointed Wait, did you say NODs and fleshlights? Well NODs and flashlights sure as fuck don't go together now do they? |
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Navy girl isn't enough drama..... you should try hitting on her nerdy sister just to stir things up. What's better than a threesome? A threesome with sisters!
Tell the nerdy one you love harem anime....... it should work, right? |
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This Breaking News post just popped up in my Facebook feed. Just making sure you're okay, Chase.
"CHP is reporting there is mud flowing across northbound lanes of Interstate 5 on the Grapevine. The mud appears to be flowing in the same area that was impacted last month. We have a crew on the way." |
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Navy girl isn't enough drama..... you should try hitting on her nerdy sister just to stir things up. What's better than a threesome? A threesome with sisters! Tell the nerdy one you love harem anime....... it should work, right? View Quote Why an I LOLing at this? Haha. Sex with sisters at the same time is nasty tho, sorry. If my guy ever proposed the idea of that with me and my sis I'd kick him in the balls. But I do think he should hit on the sister just to make these stories more interesting. I already find navy chick to be annoying anyways so I don't feel sorry for her if he does it. Please, feed my entertainment OP. Hit on Navy's sister and propose a threesome. Lolololololololol. Tell her you guys could be like an Otakus wet dream come true. Make sure they are hydrated well with prune juice before hand also. |
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Why an I LOLing at this? Haha. Sex with sisters at the same time is nasty tho, sorry. If my guy ever proposed the idea of that with me and my sis I'd kick him in the balls. But I do think he should hit on the sister just to make these stories more interesting. I already find navy chick to be annoying anyways so I don't feel sorry for her if he does it. Please, feed my entertainment OP. Hit on Navy's sister and propose a threesome. Lolololololololol. Tell her you guys could be like an Otakus wet dream come true. Make sure they are hydrated well with prune juice before hand also. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Navy girl isn't enough drama..... you should try hitting on her nerdy sister just to stir things up. What's better than a threesome? A threesome with sisters! Tell the nerdy one you love harem anime....... it should work, right? Why an I LOLing at this? Haha. Sex with sisters at the same time is nasty tho, sorry. If my guy ever proposed the idea of that with me and my sis I'd kick him in the balls. But I do think he should hit on the sister just to make these stories more interesting. I already find navy chick to be annoying anyways so I don't feel sorry for her if he does it. Please, feed my entertainment OP. Hit on Navy's sister and propose a threesome. Lolololololololol. Tell her you guys could be like an Otakus wet dream come true. Make sure they are hydrated well with prune juice before hand also. I'm sensing a saboteur in our midst |
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That is true Ive taken girls out that have had kids before. This is just the first time I have heard of anyone talking about their kids like this. Just a little foreign to me. But maybe shes trying to get me to look at the positive side in her mind? Who knows Home girl is blowing me up every morning so I must be playing the cards right. Either way, we are suppose to hang out tomorrow to watch that movie. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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This is the shit that raises red flags for navy We were talking about watching Jurassic world together as she was buying it today This is the second time she has mentioned something about having kids and tax deductions... http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn63/cclement45/2015-11-02%2016.34.35_zpswc5naw2v.png Many single moms get checks for $5-8k from the IRS. Of course it's on their minds at the end of the year. If the gov't was sending me a check for $5K in 2 months, I would be thinking about it often, too. That is true Ive taken girls out that have had kids before. This is just the first time I have heard of anyone talking about their kids like this. Just a little foreign to me. But maybe shes trying to get me to look at the positive side in her mind? Who knows Home girl is blowing me up every morning so I must be playing the cards right. Either way, we are suppose to hang out tomorrow to watch that movie. |
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You're going out in the woods at night? In SW IN, like, near Kentucky???? Dibs on guns, somebody else can have his ammo. His name was Chase 45 It may even be in KY OPSEC and all Whoever gets the ammo will be disappointed damnit. that was gonna be my excuse to visit my college buddies |
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Why an I LOLing at this? Haha. Sex with sisters at the same time is nasty tho, sorry. If my guy ever proposed the idea of that with me and my sis I'd kick him in the balls. But I do think he should hit on the sister just to make these stories more interesting. I already find navy chick to be annoying anyways so I don't feel sorry for her if he does it. Please, feed my entertainment OP. Hit on Navy's sister and propose a threesome. Lolololololololol. Tell her you guys could be like an Otakus wet dream come true. Make sure they are hydrated well with prune juice before hand also. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Navy girl isn't enough drama..... you should try hitting on her nerdy sister just to stir things up. What's better than a threesome? A threesome with sisters! Tell the nerdy one you love harem anime....... it should work, right? Why an I LOLing at this? Haha. Sex with sisters at the same time is nasty tho, sorry. If my guy ever proposed the idea of that with me and my sis I'd kick him in the balls. But I do think he should hit on the sister just to make these stories more interesting. I already find navy chick to be annoying anyways so I don't feel sorry for her if he does it. Please, feed my entertainment OP. Hit on Navy's sister and propose a threesome. Lolololololololol. Tell her you guys could be like an Otakus wet dream come true. Make sure they are hydrated well with prune juice before hand also. |
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Navy girl isn't enough drama..... you should try hitting on her nerdy sister just to stir things up. What's better than a threesome? A threesome with sisters! Tell the nerdy one you love harem anime....... it should work, right? Why an I LOLing at this? Haha. Sex with sisters at the same time is nasty tho, sorry. If my guy ever proposed the idea of that with me and my sis I'd kick him in the balls. But I do think he should hit on the sister just to make these stories more interesting. I already find navy chick to be annoying anyways so I don't feel sorry for her if he does it. Please, feed my entertainment OP. Hit on Navy's sister and propose a threesome. Lolololololololol. Tell her you guys could be like an Otakus wet dream come true. Make sure they are hydrated well with prune juice before hand also. I've tried to talk the wife into a threesome with her sister....for some reason she doesn't think its funny. I find it hilarious. And also, a legitimately great idea. I don't get it. |
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DOOO EEEET! Mutual wingman support. Go find a willing number 3 and make it happen! EYE OF THE TIGER, BABY! View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Wants me to come down this weekend DOOO EEEET! Mutual wingman support. Go find a willing number 3 and make it happen! EYE OF THE TIGER, BABY! Dear Mods: Would the Guinness "Share One With a Friend" commercial violate COC? Because it might be funny right here. |
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Well I was making pretty good head way.... Then she heard a bobcat for the first time in her life. Arfcom curse is real |
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Have you considered some moderate BDSM or human centipede play?
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43rd page and op is still pussyless. I figured he would finger her tonight.
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Get a giant bag of sugar free gummy bears and pretend to eat them with her on the drive out to the woods.
You can use the NODs to watch her drop a massive amount of gummi heat. Haribo Sugar Free are the ones you want. |
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Well I was making pretty good head way.... Then she heard a bobcat for the first time in her life. Arfcom curse is real View Quote It's because you didn't go with MY suggestion. It doomed you to failure. Stop letting us down so early in the game. How are we supposed to enjoy another epic disaster if you never put in the proper effort to get it that far?? I'm telling you, nerdy sister, harem anime references, it will get you places. Even Unicorn agrees! You need it, this thread needs it, Arfcom needs it. Don't let us down! |
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It's because you didn't go with MY suggestion. It doomed you to failure. Stop letting us down so early in the game. How are we supposed to enjoy another epic disaster if you never put in the proper effort to get it that far?? I'm telling you, nerdy sister, harem anime references, it will get you places. Even Unicorn agrees! You need it, this thread needs it, Arfcom needs it. Don't let us down! View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Well I was making pretty good head way.... Then she heard a bobcat for the first time in her life. Arfcom curse is real It's because you didn't go with MY suggestion. It doomed you to failure. Stop letting us down so early in the game. How are we supposed to enjoy another epic disaster if you never put in the proper effort to get it that far?? I'm telling you, nerdy sister, harem anime references, it will get you places. Even Unicorn agrees! You need it, this thread needs it, Arfcom needs it. Don't let us down! The way she was talking last night it sounds like she moved to SC for grad school or something. WTF is harem btw? I have never once dipped into the anime world. |
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I took my wife deer hunting 2 weeks ago and she heard one. She was done for. LOL View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Well I was making pretty good head way.... Then she heard a bobcat for the first time in her life. Arfcom curse is real I took my wife deer hunting 2 weeks ago and she heard one. She was done for. LOL lol man it was half ass funny. We heard it, it was decently close. Very loud. She just stands up. "What the fuck was that?" "I think its a bobcat" "No that sounded like some lady getting butchered" "Yeah that's what they sound like" "No that's not normal.... You have a gun right?" "Yeah I got one" "Why don't I have one?" "Next time Ill bring you one" "Youre going to protect me right?" "lol nope, youre only here as I think I can run faster than you" It got real foggy on the way out, and then coyotes started calling. I think that freaked her out more Well I atleast got a kiss in over the deal. Atleast my intentions are known now Word of advice to any single guy out there with NODs. Take them out to the country side to look at the stars with NODs. Blows their minds every time with how many stars are up there that you cannot see |
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lol man it was half ass funny. We heard it, it was decently close. Very loud. She just stands up. "What the fuck was that?" "I think its a bobcat" "No that sounded like some lady getting butchered" "Yeah that's what they sound like" "No that's not normal.... You have a gun right?" "Yeah I got one" "Why don't I have one?" "Next time Ill bring you one" "Youre going to protect me right?" "lol nope, youre only here as I think I can run faster than you" It got real foggy on the way out, and then coyotes started calling. I think that freaked her out more Well I atleast got a kiss in over the deal. Atleast my intentions are known now Word of advice to any single guy out there with NODs. Take them out to the country side to look at the stars with NODs. Blows their minds every time with how many stars are up there that you cannot see View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Well I was making pretty good head way.... Then she heard a bobcat for the first time in her life. Arfcom curse is real I took my wife deer hunting 2 weeks ago and she heard one. She was done for. LOL lol man it was half ass funny. We heard it, it was decently close. Very loud. She just stands up. "What the fuck was that?" "I think its a bobcat" "No that sounded like some lady getting butchered" "Yeah that's what they sound like" "No that's not normal.... You have a gun right?" "Yeah I got one" "Why don't I have one?" "Next time Ill bring you one" "Youre going to protect me right?" "lol nope, youre only here as I think I can run faster than you" It got real foggy on the way out, and then coyotes started calling. I think that freaked her out more Well I atleast got a kiss in over the deal. Atleast my intentions are known now Word of advice to any single guy out there with NODs. Take them out to the country side to look at the stars with NODs. Blows their minds every time with how many stars are up there that you cannot see Not minds that should have been getting blown. Just sayin' |
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Not minds that should have been getting blown. Just sayin' View Quote I know man, Trust me I know. I really thought I had that in the bag last night. Its starting to sound like shes wanting a relationship out of this possibly. Who knows. Shes hard to read. Tonight will be a nice dinner and then Jurassic world and chill so |
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Tomorrow we get to hear how you crashed and burned? ETA: again. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Tonight will be a nice dinner and then Jurassic world and chill so Tomorrow we get to hear how you crashed and burned? ETA: again. Lets hope not Maybe if you fuckers would send some good vibes.... |
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I know man, Trust me I know. I really thought I had that in the bag last night. Its starting to sound like shes wanting a relationship out of this possibly. Who knows. Shes hard to read. Tonight will be a nice dinner and then Jurassic world and chill so View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Not minds that should have been getting blown. Just sayin' I know man, Trust me I know. I really thought I had that in the bag last night. Its starting to sound like shes wanting a relationship out of this possibly. Who knows. Shes hard to read. Tonight will be a nice dinner and then Jurassic world and chill so One word of caution. All single moms are looking for a relationship. Finding a dad to help raise her son is more important to her than finding someone to fuck (as it should be). If you are OK with this, proceed. If not, cut and run now before it gets more serious. |
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Tonight will be a nice dinner and then Jurassic world and chill so Tomorrow we get to hear how you crashed and burned? ETA: again. Lets hope not Maybe if you fuckers would send some good vibes.... We gave you plenty of good vibes. So many in fact, that it coalesced into a single ultimate vibe..... not our fault that your ex then took that and thrusted her way into a shitty situation for all involved. Still sure you want good vibes? |
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