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Link Posted: 11/4/2015 2:29:34 PM EST
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One word of caution.  All single moms are looking for a relationship.  Finding a dad to help raise her son is more important to her than finding someone to fuck (as it should be).  If you are OK with this, proceed.  If not, cut and run now before it gets more serious.
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Not minds that should have been getting blown. Just sayin'




I know man,

Trust me I know.

I really thought I had that in the bag last night.

Its starting to sound like shes wanting a relationship out of this possibly. Who knows. Shes hard to read.

Tonight will be a nice dinner and then Jurassic world and chill so

One word of caution.  All single moms are looking for a relationship.  Finding a dad to help raise her son is more important to her than finding someone to fuck (as it should be).  If you are OK with this, proceed.  If not, cut and run now before it gets more serious.



Sure.

But I will add this girl is way different from other single moms I have taken out. Like quite a bit. The only time she mentions her kid is when shes talking about taxes it seems other than last night.

Last night she was talking about wanting to go back to the middle east but wasn't sure if that's a good idea because of her son. That was the first time she mentioned her kid in a positive light in my mind.

Its odd in my mind the way shes talked about her kid. But I know nothing of the dad or the situation surrounding that. Shes never brought him up.

Shes brought up sex quite a bit the times I have been around her. Talked about her "crazy" days. But then also has said how she doesn't like guys who make it a point to try and do that with her.

That girl is confusing to say the least. The kiss last night was rather anti climatic. But she does still want to do something tonight so theres that.



Link Posted: 11/4/2015 2:32:39 PM EST
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We gave you plenty of good vibes.  So many in fact, that it coalesced into a single ultimate vibe..... not our fault that your ex then took that and thrusted her way into a shitty situation for all involved.  

Still sure you want good vibes?
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Tomorrow we get to hear how you crashed and burned?

ETA: again.




Lets hope not

Maybe if you fuckers would send some good vibes....


We gave you plenty of good vibes.  So many in fact, that it coalesced into a single ultimate vibe..... not our fault that your ex then took that and thrusted her way into a shitty situation for all involved.  

Still sure you want good vibes?




Atleast I got it in when you guys were sending good vibes. I may have gotten poo on me, but that's the chance you take

Ill be with the ex Saturday night btw
Link Posted: 11/4/2015 2:40:00 PM EST
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Well I was making pretty good head way....

Then she heard a bobcat for the first time in her life.

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You got divorced?  This is quite the roller-coaster of a thread.
Link Posted: 11/4/2015 2:42:50 PM EST
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Then she heard a bobcat for the first time in her life.

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You got divorced?  This is quite the roller-coaster of a thread.


Sometimes I think my life is a reality tv show similar to the Truman show

Link Posted: 11/4/2015 3:06:25 PM EST
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Then she heard a bobcat for the first time in her life.

Arfcom curse is real

You got divorced?  This is quite the roller-coaster of a thread.


Sometimes I think my life is a reality tv show similar to the Truman show



If that were the case, we'd send in the extras to steal all your .45 and replace it with 9mm while you were out shopping

Oh, and the threesome scene, that would have ended up on the editing room floor......or very VERY pixelated.  No one wants to see that shit.
Link Posted: 11/4/2015 3:34:23 PM EST
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Chase, this is disappointing. I need my reality TV fix and you haven't gotten pooped on in like, a week.
Link Posted: 11/4/2015 3:35:28 PM EST
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Good vibes sent your direction, Chase!  Good luck tonight!  












We're all counting on you.  
Link Posted: 11/4/2015 3:40:29 PM EST
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Link Posted: 11/4/2015 4:06:12 PM EST
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Sure.

But I will add this girl is way different from other single moms I have taken out. Like quite a bit. The only time she mentions her kid is when shes talking about taxes it seems other than last night.

Last night she was talking about wanting to go back to the middle east but wasn't sure if that's a good idea because of her son. That was the first time she mentioned her kid in a positive light in my mind.

Its odd in my mind the way shes talked about her kid. But I know nothing of the dad or the situation surrounding that. Shes never brought him up.

Shes brought up sex quite a bit the times I have been around her. Talked about her "crazy" days. But then also has said how she doesn't like guys who make it a point to try and do that with her.

That girl is confusing to say the least. The kiss last night was rather anti climatic. But she does still want to do something tonight so theres that.



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I know man,

Trust me I know.

I really thought I had that in the bag last night.

Its starting to sound like shes wanting a relationship out of this possibly. Who knows. Shes hard to read.

Tonight will be a nice dinner and then Jurassic world and chill so

One word of caution.  All single moms are looking for a relationship.  Finding a dad to help raise her son is more important to her than finding someone to fuck (as it should be).  If you are OK with this, proceed.  If not, cut and run now before it gets more serious.



Sure.

But I will add this girl is way different from other single moms I have taken out. Like quite a bit. The only time she mentions her kid is when shes talking about taxes it seems other than last night.

Last night she was talking about wanting to go back to the middle east but wasn't sure if that's a good idea because of her son. That was the first time she mentioned her kid in a positive light in my mind.

Its odd in my mind the way shes talked about her kid. But I know nothing of the dad or the situation surrounding that. Shes never brought him up.

Shes brought up sex quite a bit the times I have been around her. Talked about her "crazy" days. But then also has said how she doesn't like guys who make it a point to try and do that with her.

That girl is confusing to say the least. The kiss last night was rather anti climatic. But she does still want to do something tonight so theres that.




She's trying to not scare you off with the kid. I think that is where the awkwardness is coming from.  If you are truly OK with her having a kid and still want a relationship with her, tell her that.  She will probably start talking about her kid a lot differently after she knows that you won't be scared off by him.  She might not seem so crazy after that.
Link Posted: 11/4/2015 4:18:32 PM EST
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Chase, this is disappointing. I need my reality TV fix and you haven't gotten pooped on in like, a week.
Well, step right up.  


Link Posted: 11/4/2015 4:23:37 PM EST
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Well, step right up.  





I am visiting the ex this weekend

Free tequila shots XCRmonger? I know a great place that serves excellent sliders
Link Posted: 11/4/2015 4:23:41 PM EST
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Chase, this is disappointing. I need my reality TV fix and you haven't gotten pooped on in like, a week.
Well, step right up.  









 
Link Posted: 11/4/2015 4:24:08 PM EST
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Chase, this is disappointing. I need my reality TV fix and you haven't gotten pooped on in like, a week.
Well, step right up.  


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That's hilarious
Link Posted: 11/4/2015 6:17:57 PM EST
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I know man,

Trust me I know.

I really thought I had that in the bag last night.

Its starting to sound like shes wanting a relationship out of this possibly. Who knows. Shes hard to read.

Tonight will be a nice dinner and then Jurassic world and some bitchin' NetFlix'N'chill  sYo
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I know man,

Trust me I know.

I really thought I had that in the bag last night.

Its starting to sound like shes wanting a relationship out of this possibly. Who knows. Shes hard to read.

Tonight will be a nice dinner and then Jurassic world and some bitchin' NetFlix'N'chill  sYo


FIFY
Link Posted: 11/4/2015 9:44:28 PM EST
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If that were the case, we'd send in the extras to steal all your .45 and replace it with 9mm while you were out shopping

Oh, and the threesome scene, that would have ended up on the editing room floor......or very VERY pixelated.  No one wants to see that shit.
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Well I was making pretty good head way....

Then she heard a bobcat for the first time in her life.

Arfcom curse is real

You got divorced?  This is quite the roller-coaster of a thread.


Sometimes I think my life is a reality tv show similar to the Truman show



If that were the case, we'd send in the extras to steal all your .45 and replace it with 9mm while you were out shopping

Oh, and the threesome scene, that would have ended up on the editing room floor......or very VERY pixelated.  No one wants to see that shit.


We'll use puppets, like in Team America.
Link Posted: 11/4/2015 10:11:13 PM EST
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Chase, this is disappointing. I need my reality TV fix and you haven't gotten pooped on in like, a week.
Well, step right up.  






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That's hilarious
Well, you know some people say no, but....





edit - never mind. I want to continue living.





 
Link Posted: 11/5/2015 2:19:32 PM EST
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Well how was dinner and the movie?
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Hmm I must have not clicked submit before falling asleep last night

So I think someone called the kid thing earlier. She talked a little more in depth about that last night. Sounds like she believes that is negative baggage attached to her from others eyes if that makes sense. Apparently had a full ride at a college not far from here on a track scholarship and then got prego. I just asked her if she was happy where she ended up. She said yes. I said well that's all that matters. Makes me feel better about that situation.

Jurassic world and chill was going very well. Girl was all over me. Went in for the move and it simply didn't go anywhere . I think shes wanting a relationship out of the deal is the feeling I get. If it wasn't for the fact she essentially watched the movie while basically on top of me, Id say I had been friend zoned but that doesn't seem to be the case.

I have a good time with her, but Im a little lost to what shes wanting out of this. May have to bring that up to her to see what the deal is

For sure going down Saturday to see the ex for a night of fun out on the city
Link Posted: 11/5/2015 3:03:48 PM EST
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So I think someone called the kid thing earlier. She talked a little more in depth about that last night. Sounds like she believes that is negative baggage attached to her from others eyes if that makes sense. Apparently had a full ride at a college not far from here on a track scholarship and then got prego. I just asked her if she was happy where she ended up. She said yes. I said well that's all that matters. Makes me feel better about that situation.



Jurassic world and chill was going very well. Girl was all over me. Went in for the move and it simply didn't go anywhere . I think shes wanting a relationship out of the deal is the feeling I get. If it wasn't for the fact she essentially watched the movie while basically on top of me, Id say I had been friend zoned but that doesn't seem to be the case.



I have a good time with her, but Im a little lost to what shes wanting out of this. May have to bring that up to her to see what the deal is



For sure going down Saturday to see the ex for a night of fun out on the city
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Hmm I must have not clicked submit before falling asleep last night



So I think someone called the kid thing earlier. She talked a little more in depth about that last night. Sounds like she believes that is negative baggage attached to her from others eyes if that makes sense. Apparently had a full ride at a college not far from here on a track scholarship and then got prego. I just asked her if she was happy where she ended up. She said yes. I said well that's all that matters. Makes me feel better about that situation.



Jurassic world and chill was going very well. Girl was all over me. Went in for the move and it simply didn't go anywhere . I think shes wanting a relationship out of the deal is the feeling I get. If it wasn't for the fact she essentially watched the movie while basically on top of me, Id say I had been friend zoned but that doesn't seem to be the case.



I have a good time with her, but Im a little lost to what shes wanting out of this. May have to bring that up to her to see what the deal is



For sure going down Saturday to see the ex for a night of fun out on the city




 
Dude, you have the worst luck.  I'd have blue balls the size of coconuts by now.
Link Posted: 11/5/2015 3:21:05 PM EST
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Hmm I must have not clicked submit before falling asleep last night

So I think someone called the kid thing earlier. She talked a little more in depth about that last night. Sounds like she believes that is negative baggage attached to her from others eyes if that makes sense. Apparently had a full ride at a college not far from here on a track scholarship and then got prego. I just asked her if she was happy where she ended up. She said yes. I said well that's all that matters. Makes me feel better about that situation.

Jurassic world and chill was going very well. Girl was all over me. Went in for the move and it simply didn't go anywhere . I think shes wanting a relationship out of the deal is the feeling I get. If it wasn't for the fact she essentially watched the movie while basically on top of me, Id say I had been friend zoned but that doesn't seem to be the case.

I have a good time with her, but Im a little lost to what shes wanting out of this. May have to bring that up to her to see what the deal is

For sure going down Saturday to see the ex for a night of fun out on the city

  Dude, you have the worst luck.  I'd have blue balls the size of coconuts by now.



Meh porn is free . Less drama, no chance of a tax deduction 9 months later. I really enjoy just taking pretty girls out. So Im not upset about all of it.

Ive had plenty in my past days. So Im not hurting any. Probably nail out the ex this weekend since Im going down there. If I really want to get one out I have some gutter sluts I can hit up

I am a little lost on what navy is doing with all this however. Shes either just fucking with my head or wanting something more than just sex with me. I think its the latter, but Ive been wrong before.
Link Posted: 11/5/2015 3:26:13 PM EST
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If you wanted sex from her and you have not gotten it move on.

If you want more than just sex, move on.

If you want to end up in a world of confusion with mixed signals and unfulfilled life goals with regret and contempt, keep it up with navy chick.

As the good prophet once said:

Fuck bitches, make money.
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Meh porn is free . Less drama, no chance of a tax deduction 9 months later. I really enjoy just taking pretty girls out. So Im not upset about all of it.



Ive had plenty in my past days. So Im not hurting any. Probably nail out the ex this weekend since Im going down there. If I really want to get one out I have some gutter sluts I can hit up



I am a little lost on what navy is doing with all this however. Shes either just fucking with my head or wanting something more than just sex with me. I think its the latter, but Ive been wrong before.
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Hmm I must have not clicked submit before falling asleep last night



So I think someone called the kid thing earlier. She talked a little more in depth about that last night. Sounds like she believes that is negative baggage attached to her from others eyes if that makes sense. Apparently had a full ride at a college not far from here on a track scholarship and then got prego. I just asked her if she was happy where she ended up. She said yes. I said well that's all that matters. Makes me feel better about that situation.



Jurassic world and chill was going very well. Girl was all over me. Went in for the move and it simply didn't go anywhere . I think shes wanting a relationship out of the deal is the feeling I get. If it wasn't for the fact she essentially watched the movie while basically on top of me, Id say I had been friend zoned but that doesn't seem to be the case.



I have a good time with her, but Im a little lost to what shes wanting out of this. May have to bring that up to her to see what the deal is



For sure going down Saturday to see the ex for a night of fun out on the city


  Dude, you have the worst luck.  I'd have blue balls the size of coconuts by now.







Meh porn is free . Less drama, no chance of a tax deduction 9 months later. I really enjoy just taking pretty girls out. So Im not upset about all of it.



Ive had plenty in my past days. So Im not hurting any. Probably nail out the ex this weekend since Im going down there. If I really want to get one out I have some gutter sluts I can hit up



I am a little lost on what navy is doing with all this however. Shes either just fucking with my head or wanting something more than just sex with me. I think its the latter, but Ive been wrong before.




 
Have you tried the official ARFCOM date kit?  It works like a charm.










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Link Posted: 11/5/2015 3:32:07 PM EST
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If you wanted sex from her and you have not gotten it move on.

If you want more than just sex, move on.

If you want to end up in a world of confusion with mixed signals and unfulfilled life goals with regret and contempt, keep it up with navy chick.

As the good prophet once said:

Fuck bitches, make money.
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I however will likely make the worst decision possible for this scenario.

I have a track record for dating girls fucked up in the head. Coincidentally they all happen to be pretty blondes as well.

Whats funny is I always see it in the beginning, and then ignore it. Which is right where this ship is headed . Ive noticed I have already started trying to rationalize some of the things navy does that I think is
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I would offer this: she is trying to soften the blow of her being a single mom in your eyes...

"Kids aren't so bad.. I'm not damaged because I have a kid... There are positives to having a kid..."


Never thought of it that way. That is a possibility
She wants you to knock her up. Homegirl wants another tax deduction.  Wrap that shit up twice.


And take the condom with you.


Nawwww. Man.  Spike it with some Dave's insanity Sauce and place it carefully in the trash.   Wait for the shenanigans which will follow soon.
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I however will likely make the worst decision possible for this scenario.

I have a track record for dating girls fucked up in the head. Coincidentally they all happen to be pretty blondes as well.

Whats funny is I always see it in the beginning, and then ignore it. Which is right where this ship is headed . Ive noticed I have already started trying to rationalize some of the things navy does that I think is
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If you wanted sex from her and you have not gotten it move on.

If you want more than just sex, move on.

If you want to end up in a world of confusion with mixed signals and unfulfilled life goals with regret and contempt, keep it up with navy chick.

As the good prophet once said:

Fuck bitches, make money.


QFT

I however will likely make the worst decision possible for this scenario.

I have a track record for dating girls fucked up in the head. Coincidentally they all happen to be pretty blondes as well.

Whats funny is I always see it in the beginning, and then ignore it. Which is right where this ship is headed . Ive noticed I have already started trying to rationalize some of the things navy does that I think is


Well, look at it this way.  If you rationalize it properly, you can convince yourself to have a relationship until the ship starts listing so badly you need to eject and then maker her your Ex.  Given your track record, that means we should be able to anticipate an attempted threesome 3-5 years from now with results that Arfcom will find spectacularly entertaining.

I say go for it!
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Called it!

Lawn-Dart I'm thinking you have even worse game than I do.
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Hmm I must have not clicked submit before falling asleep last night

So I think someone called the kid thing earlier. She talked a little more in depth about that last night. Sounds like she believes that is negative baggage attached to her from others eyes if that makes sense. Apparently had a full ride at a college not far from here on a track scholarship and then got prego. I just asked her if she was happy where she ended up. She said yes. I said well that's all that matters. Makes me feel better about that situation.

Jurassic world and chill was going very well. Girl was all over me. Went in for the move and it simply didn't go anywhere . I think shes wanting a relationship out of the deal is the feeling I get. If it wasn't for the fact she essentially watched the movie while basically on top of me, Id say I had been friend zoned but that doesn't seem to be the case.

I have a good time with her, but Im a little lost to what shes wanting out of this. May have to bring that up to her to see what the deal is

For sure going down Saturday to see the ex for a night of fun out on the city


Called it!

Lawn-Dart I'm thinking you have even worse game than I do.




Im not sure what the fuck is going on.

That's two nights in a damn roll where any other point in my life given the same circumstances I would have nailed the chick like a blind ape on a acid trip.

Everything rolls smooth. But nothing goes through. Damndist thing I have ever seen.

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Hmm I must have not clicked submit before falling asleep last night

So I think someone called the kid thing earlier. She talked a little more in depth about that last night. Sounds like she believes that is negative baggage attached to her from others eyes if that makes sense. Apparently had a full ride at a college not far from here on a track scholarship and then got prego. I just asked her if she was happy where she ended up. She said yes. I said well that's all that matters. Makes me feel better about that situation.

Jurassic world and chill was going very well. Girl was all over me. Went in for the move and it simply didn't go anywhere . I think shes wanting a relationship out of the deal is the feeling I get. If it wasn't for the fact she essentially watched the movie while basically on top of me, Id say I had been friend zoned but that doesn't seem to be the case.

I have a good time with her, but Im a little lost to what shes wanting out of this. May have to bring that up to her to see what the deal is

For sure going down Saturday to see the ex for a night of fun out on the city

  Dude, you have the worst luck.  I'd have blue balls the size of coconuts by now.



Meh porn is free . Less drama, no chance of a tax deduction 9 months later. I really enjoy just taking pretty girls out. So Im not upset about all of it.

Ive had plenty in my past days. So Im not hurting any. Probably nail out the ex this weekend since Im going down there. If I really want to get one out I have some gutter sluts I can hit up

I am a little lost on what navy is doing with all this however. Shes either just fucking with my head or wanting something more than just sex with me. I think its the latter, but Ive been wrong before.

  Have you tried the official ARFCOM date kit?  It works like a charm.


http://i743.photobucket.com/albums/xx78/Andrapos/Arfcom/ether.jpg



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Hilarious!
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This thread is like watching someone smashing their balls with a hammer, saying "hold on lemme try again", and doing it again, repeat ad infinitum.
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Well, look at it this way.  If you rationalize it properly, you can convince yourself to have a relationship until the ship starts listing so badly you need to eject and then maker her your Ex.  Given your track record, that means we should be able to anticipate an attempted threesome 3-5 years from now with results that Arfcom will find spectacularly entertaining.

I say go for it!
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If you wanted sex from her and you have not gotten it move on.

If you want more than just sex, move on.

If you want to end up in a world of confusion with mixed signals and unfulfilled life goals with regret and contempt, keep it up with navy chick.

As the good prophet once said:

Fuck bitches, make money.


QFT

I however will likely make the worst decision possible for this scenario.

I have a track record for dating girls fucked up in the head. Coincidentally they all happen to be pretty blondes as well.

Whats funny is I always see it in the beginning, and then ignore it. Which is right where this ship is headed . Ive noticed I have already started trying to rationalize some of the things navy does that I think is


Well, look at it this way.  If you rationalize it properly, you can convince yourself to have a relationship until the ship starts listing so badly you need to eject and then maker her your Ex.  Given your track record, that means we should be able to anticipate an attempted threesome 3-5 years from now with results that Arfcom will find spectacularly entertaining.

I say go for it!




Like I said its already trekking that way.

3 to 5 years?

Nah

If it does go through with navy itll likely last roughly a year, and then Ill go on another fuck frenzy like I did after my most recent ex and I called it off a few months back.
Link Posted: 11/5/2015 3:47:11 PM EST
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I however will likely make the worst decision possible for this scenario.

I have a track record for dating girls fucked up in the head. Coincidentally they all happen to be pretty blondes as well.

Whats funny is I always see it in the beginning, and then ignore it. Which is right where this ship is headed . Ive noticed I have already started trying to rationalize some of the things navy does that I think is
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If you wanted sex from her and you have not gotten it move on.

If you want more than just sex, move on.

If you want to end up in a world of confusion with mixed signals and unfulfilled life goals with regret and contempt, keep it up with navy chick.

As the good prophet once said:

Fuck bitches, make money.


QFT

I however will likely make the worst decision possible for this scenario.

I have a track record for dating girls fucked up in the head. Coincidentally they all happen to be pretty blondes as well.

Whats funny is I always see it in the beginning, and then ignore it. Which is right where this ship is headed . Ive noticed I have already started trying to rationalize some of the things navy does that I think is

For your sake maybe you should try using your other head to think with. But for arfcoms sake just continue on following your dick. It's very entertaining
Link Posted: 11/5/2015 3:48:47 PM EST
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For your sake maybe you should try using your other head to think with. But for arfcoms sake just continue on following your dick. It's very entertaining
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If you wanted sex from her and you have not gotten it move on.

If you want more than just sex, move on.

If you want to end up in a world of confusion with mixed signals and unfulfilled life goals with regret and contempt, keep it up with navy chick.

As the good prophet once said:

Fuck bitches, make money.


QFT

I however will likely make the worst decision possible for this scenario.

I have a track record for dating girls fucked up in the head. Coincidentally they all happen to be pretty blondes as well.

Whats funny is I always see it in the beginning, and then ignore it. Which is right where this ship is headed . Ive noticed I have already started trying to rationalize some of the things navy does that I think is

For your sake maybe you should try using your other head to think with. But for arfcoms sake just continue on following your dick. It's very entertaining


The biggest problem is both heads conspire against a drama free life for me

My mind is already telling me, nah navy aint a bad mom, shes just embarrassed and a nice sweet girl . My dick is just saying plow it.





And the most fucked up part is that I realize all this

Link Posted: 11/5/2015 3:49:12 PM EST
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This thread is still around....Thriller style.

Link Posted: 11/5/2015 7:13:04 PM EST
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I however will likely make the worst decision possible for this scenario.

I have a track record for dating girls fucked up in the head. Coincidentally they all happen to be pretty blondes as well.

Whats funny is I always see it in the beginning, and then ignore it. Which is right where this ship is headed . Ive noticed I have already started trying to rationalize some of the things navy does that I think is
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If you wanted sex from her and you have not gotten it move on.

If you want more than just sex, move on.

If you want to end up in a world of confusion with mixed signals and unfulfilled life goals with regret and contempt, keep it up with navy chick.

As the good prophet once said:

Fuck bitches, make money.


QFT

I however will likely make the worst decision possible for this scenario.

I have a track record for dating girls fucked up in the head. Coincidentally they all happen to be pretty blondes as well.

Whats funny is I always see it in the beginning, and then ignore it. Which is right where this ship is headed . Ive noticed I have already started trying to rationalize some of the things navy does that I think is


now you're just being redundant.
Link Posted: 11/5/2015 8:18:10 PM EST
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I think you had mentioned she said she had wild days earlier in her life, but not now.

So you are the first guy that gets to wait to bang her now that she is older and worried about getting married.

Unless you have some inner sense that she is going to be the love of your life and marry her, you need to pull the eject lever.
Link Posted: 11/5/2015 8:44:10 PM EST
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I think you had mentioned she said she had wild days earlier in her life, but not now.

So you are the first guy that gets to wait to bang her now that she is older and worried about getting married.

Unless you have some inner sense that she is going to be the love of your life and marry her, you need to pull the eject lever.
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And quit hooking up with the FWB ex (who is riding your horse in an effort become a non-ex)
Link Posted: 11/6/2015 7:30:58 AM EST
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  Have you tried the official ARFCOM date kit?  It works like a charm.


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*props to andropos
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Well how was dinner and the movie?



Hmm I must have not clicked submit before falling asleep last night

So I think someone called the kid thing earlier. She talked a little more in depth about that last night. Sounds like she believes that is negative baggage attached to her from others eyes if that makes sense. Apparently had a full ride at a college not far from here on a track scholarship and then got prego. I just asked her if she was happy where she ended up. She said yes. I said well that's all that matters. Makes me feel better about that situation.

Jurassic world and chill was going very well. Girl was all over me. Went in for the move and it simply didn't go anywhere . I think shes wanting a relationship out of the deal is the feeling I get. If it wasn't for the fact she essentially watched the movie while basically on top of me, Id say I had been friend zoned but that doesn't seem to be the case.

I have a good time with her, but Im a little lost to what shes wanting out of this. May have to bring that up to her to see what the deal is

For sure going down Saturday to see the ex for a night of fun out on the city

  Dude, you have the worst luck.  I'd have blue balls the size of coconuts by now.



Meh porn is free . Less drama, no chance of a tax deduction 9 months later. I really enjoy just taking pretty girls out. So Im not upset about all of it.

Ive had plenty in my past days. So Im not hurting any. Probably nail out the ex this weekend since Im going down there. If I really want to get one out I have some gutter sluts I can hit up

I am a little lost on what navy is doing with all this however. Shes either just fucking with my head or wanting something more than just sex with me. I think its the latter, but Ive been wrong before.

  Have you tried the official ARFCOM date kit?  It works like a charm.


http://i743.photobucket.com/albums/xx78/Andrapos/Arfcom/ether.jpg



*props to andropos


I rost.  
Link Posted: 11/6/2015 10:29:02 AM EST
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I was keeping track of this thread since day 1 op because frankly, you did come across as an ass slayer, so I was in for the lulz... But now, it seems as if your game has been fucked up.. No poontang boom boom...
Link Posted: 11/6/2015 2:31:07 PM EST
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It comes in spurts  
Link Posted: 11/6/2015 2:38:36 PM EST
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It comes in spurts  
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I was keeping track of this thread since day 1 op because frankly, you did come across as an ass slayer, so I was in for the lulz... But now, it seems as if your game has been fucked up.. No poontang boom boom...




It comes in spurts  
Some times it gushes. But shit ALWAYS runs downhill.

 
Link Posted: 11/6/2015 2:41:20 PM EST
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Some times it gushes. But shit ALWAYS runs downhill.  
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It comes in spurts  
Some times it gushes. But shit ALWAYS runs downhill.  


Sometimes the horizontal hang time will get you though
Link Posted: 11/6/2015 4:19:04 PM EST
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Navy sounds like a pain in the ass cock tease.
She's getting deployed...bang her and move on.
Or don't.
It's going nowhere.

Your out of town ex sounds like fun.
We'll need an AAR of your trip down there this weekend.

Would it kill you to put her pic back up? She is hot

Link Posted: 11/6/2015 4:45:45 PM EST
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Navy sounds like a pain in the ass cock tease.
She's getting deployed...bang her and move on.
Or don't.
It's going nowhere.

Your out of town ex sounds like fun.
We'll need an AAR of your trip down there this weekend.

Would it kill you to put her pic back up? She is hot

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Suppose to take her shooting tomorrow. Im sure I can get something in that wont screw my OPSEC as well as satisfying GD
Link Posted: 11/6/2015 5:01:27 PM EST
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Hmm I must have not clicked submit before falling asleep last night

So I think someone called the kid thing earlier. She talked a little more in depth about that last night. Sounds like she believes that is negative baggage attached to her from others eyes if that makes sense. Apparently had a full ride at a college not far from here on a track scholarship and then got prego. I just asked her if she was happy where she ended up. She said yes. I said well that's all that matters. Makes me feel better about that situation.

Jurassic world and chill was going very well. Girl was all over me. Went in for the move and it simply didn't go anywhere . I think shes wanting a relationship out of the deal is the feeling I get. If it wasn't for the fact she essentially watched the movie while basically on top of me, Id say I had been friend zoned but that doesn't seem to be the case.

I have a good time with her, but Im a little lost to what shes wanting out of this. May have to bring that up to her to see what the deal is

For sure going down Saturday to see the ex for a night of fun out on the city
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Hmm I must have not clicked submit before falling asleep last night

So I think someone called the kid thing earlier. She talked a little more in depth about that last night. Sounds like she believes that is negative baggage attached to her from others eyes if that makes sense. Apparently had a full ride at a college not far from here on a track scholarship and then got prego. I just asked her if she was happy where she ended up. She said yes. I said well that's all that matters. Makes me feel better about that situation.

Jurassic world and chill was going very well. Girl was all over me. Went in for the move and it simply didn't go anywhere . I think shes wanting a relationship out of the deal is the feeling I get. If it wasn't for the fact she essentially watched the movie while basically on top of me, Id say I had been friend zoned but that doesn't seem to be the case.

I have a good time with her, but Im a little lost to what shes wanting out of this. May have to bring that up to her to see what the deal is

For sure going down Saturday to see the ex for a night of fun out on the city

Nothing to be confused about.  Of course she is wanting a relationship.  She is looking for a suitable "daddy" to help raise her son.  It is her primary directive.  Whenever you are dealing with a young single mom, everything revolves around this.  Keep this in mind, and nothing should be confusing.  

If you are just looking for a fuck buddy, you are barking up the wrong tree.  She and her son are a package deal.
Link Posted: 11/6/2015 6:01:58 PM EST
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TGIF.  Time for shots and sliders.





Link Posted: 11/6/2015 11:07:50 PM EST
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Nawwww. Man.  Spike it with some Dave's insanity Sauce and place it carefully in the trash.   Wait for the shenanigans which will follow soon.
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I would offer this: she is trying to soften the blow of her being a single mom in your eyes...

"Kids aren't so bad.. I'm not damaged because I have a kid... There are positives to having a kid..."


Never thought of it that way. That is a possibility
She wants you to knock her up. Homegirl wants another tax deduction.  Wrap that shit up twice.


And take the condom with you.


Nawwww. Man.  Spike it with some Dave's insanity Sauce and place it carefully in the trash.   Wait for the shenanigans which will follow soon.



Lol. Reminds me of the jerk boys. "My pussy is burning"

Link Posted: 11/6/2015 11:10:33 PM EST
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Don't you mean "shits and sliders"?
Link Posted: 11/6/2015 11:22:30 PM EST
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Nawwww. Man.  Spike it with some Dave's insanity Sauce and place it carefully in the trash.   Wait for the shenanigans which will follow soon.
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I would offer this: she is trying to soften the blow of her being a single mom in your eyes...

"Kids aren't so bad.. I'm not damaged because I have a kid... There are positives to having a kid..."


Never thought of it that way. That is a possibility
She wants you to knock her up. Homegirl wants another tax deduction.  Wrap that shit up twice.


And take the condom with you.


Nawwww. Man.  Spike it with some Dave's insanity Sauce and place it carefully in the trash.   Wait for the shenanigans which will follow soon.


Fucking. Awesome.
Link Posted: 11/7/2015 8:55:36 PM EST
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