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Link Posted: 7/15/2012 10:57:53 AM EST
[#1]
Start fapping immediately.
You need to unload a few amps.

Seriously, do it.
Link Posted: 7/15/2012 11:04:00 AM EST
[#2]
Ur typing... cowboy the fk up
Link Posted: 7/15/2012 11:04:58 AM EST
[#3]
Quoted:
I say if you can type out a coherent post, you most likely will be okay.


+1
Link Posted: 7/15/2012 11:20:36 AM EST
[#4]
Quoted:
Put a light bulb in your mouth. If it illuminates, go to the hospital, otherwise you'll be fine.


This, can you do this?

Link Posted: 7/15/2012 1:38:51 PM EST
[#5]
Quoted:
A test for what?


Electrical poisoning! Sheesh!
Link Posted: 7/15/2012 1:46:50 PM EST
[#6]





Quoted:



Was standing near the gas stove and was reaching to pick up a plate that was sitting on the burner and BAM got hit by a spark from the uncoated part of the burner. Hit me in the pinkie finger and I felt the shock up my arm. There was thunder at almost the exact same time so it had to be from a nearby lightning strike traveling up the gas line.





I feel fine and there are no burn marks or anything.





My brother and his wife are here now, they think I should go to the hospital and get a test.





What say ARFCOM.








 
 
Link Posted: 7/15/2012 1:54:08 PM EST
[#7]
Lightning my ass!  You just discharged yourself of some static electricity.

Stop dragging your feet on the carpet!  
Link Posted: 7/15/2012 2:04:04 PM EST
[#8]



Quoted:


Ahh welcome to my life.  I get shocked atleast once every two weeks.  Multimeters are for vaginas


Jane, is that you?

 
Link Posted: 7/15/2012 2:08:46 PM EST
[#9]
I'll take your guns.  And whatever the fuck it was you were cooking that I hope is chili.
Link Posted: 7/15/2012 2:09:44 PM EST
[#10]
Quoted:

blah blah blah blah..

My brother and his wife


Pics ?

Link Posted: 7/15/2012 2:10:07 PM EST
[#11]
First post.......
Link Posted: 7/15/2012 2:11:44 PM EST
[#12]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Put a light bulb in your mouth. If it illuminates, go to the hospital, otherwise you'll be fine.


This, can you do this?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wrsEV4sWsPw/T3swFMqBF4I/AAAAAAAAAdY/nw0UoV4mlq4/s1600/Uncle-Fester-the-addams-family-1964-25663503-300-310.jpg


I was going to post that.
Link Posted: 7/15/2012 2:19:19 PM EST
[#13]
Pics of brothers wife, you know the rules.

Oh, and if you can log into the internet, and make a coherent post, then your okay.
Link Posted: 7/15/2012 4:08:44 PM EST
[#14]
<––––mgambers brother

my wife laughed at the requests. so here's a pic from here accident skiiing in jackson hole. good spirits bout it too.

Link Posted: 7/15/2012 4:14:13 PM EST
[#15]
Go, when ever you get a shock you need to go get an EKG. Your heart self regulates based on small electrical signals that it makes, it doesn't take much to damage it.
Link Posted: 7/15/2012 4:27:09 PM EST
[#16]
Quoted:
A test for what?



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