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Posted: 12/11/2017 10:25:57 PM EDT
Well boys, I started a thread about being excited for the new star wars and I just found this. I am no so excited.
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Kinda reshapes Finn's asking Rey if she had a "cute boyfriend" from clumsy pass into girl talk.
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Still less disturbing than the implied incest of episodes IV and V.
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Great, more 'lightsaber' battles. They can play destroy the Death Star by shorting torpedoes down the thermal exhaust port.
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After the original 3 movies, I quit watching, that was 1983.
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So does Finn suck dick or what?
might have been a storm trooper thing Guess he had to suck a lot of dick to get that sweet storm trooper gig |
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If they are copying the first trilogy as much as they seem to be, then they need a love triangle. They need the Han - Luke - Leia thing and they need it to be as fucked up as unintentional incest... I would laugh my ass off if all of this turns out to be Poe is gay and hitting on Finn, but Finn is straight and hitting on Rey, and Rey is asexual and hitting on droids... and then Rey hooks up with Kylo and they turn out to be brother and sister.
Jedi Mindfuck. |
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If they are copying the first trilogy as much as they seem to be, then they need a love triangle. They need the Han - Luke - Leia thing and they need it to be as fucked up as unintentional incest... I would laugh my ass off if all of this turns out to be Poe is gay and hitting on Finn, but Finn is straight and hitting on Rey, and Rey is asexual and hitting on droids... and then Rey hooks up with Kylo and they turn out to be brother and sister. Jedi Mindfuck. View Quote |
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If they are copying the first trilogy as much as they seem to be, then they need a love triangle. They need the Han - Luke - Leia thing and they need it to be as fucked up as unintentional incest... I would laugh my ass off if all of this turns out to be Poe is gay and hitting on Finn, but Finn is straight and hitting on Rey, and Rey is asexual and hitting on droids... and then Rey hooks up with Kylo and they turn out to be brother and sister. Jedi Mindfuck. View Quote |
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Freakin genius. No big time movie critic will have the balls to give it a bad review and risk being called homophobic.
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hope there's no close up of a proton torpedo going into an exhaust port.
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Star Wars Return of the Cuck...
Featuring BBC weilding the dark saber... |
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Hollywierd and TV has been engaged in predictive programming for decades now.
The single parent family was prevalent in the shows of the '50s - '60s. The Rifleman, Andy Griffith, My Three Sons, Bonanza are a few examples I recall. |
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And they say there is no agenda. View Quote They said we just want benefits for our partners. They said they just want to have the same right to marry as straight people. They said they just want equal representation of LGBT on television shows and in movies... |
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Man, I am so tired of this subject suddenly being added to every TV program and movie now.
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If they are copying the first trilogy as much as they seem to be, then they need a love triangle. They need the Han - Luke - Leia thing and they need it to be as fucked up as unintentional incest... I would laugh my ass off if all of this turns out to be Poe is gay and hitting on Finn, but Finn is straight and hitting on Rey, and Rey is asexual and hitting on droids... and then Rey hooks up with Kylo and they turn out to be brother and sister. Jedi Mindfuck. View Quote When you're separated at birth to protect you from the dark side, but unwittingly end up fucking your sibling. Also known as the deep space Targaryen. |
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Don't care, still gonna see it, if you apply your moral outrage to everything you'll be an awfully boring and bored person these days.
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OP, did you read the entire thing?
Rian Johnson pretty much shot the ghey thing down. (Though admittedly, he said "they didn't have the opportunity to shove the gay in") |
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J.J. Abrams promised he would add in some homos to star wars.. Gay community has been pushing hard on him to make that a reality.
https://www.dailywire.com/news/21073/jj-abrams-promise-add-gay-characters-star-wars-joseph-curl |
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I hope that film tanks. View Quote I'm thinking it won't even hit $200 million, due in part to all movies underperforming bigly, and the word of this getting around. When they stick it In Your Face in movies, when it's not necessary, that's going to turn people off. They keep tanking films due to SJW crap, and their solution is to add in more SJW crap, assuming the public will give in and accept it sooner or later. Kind of like the dems doubling down on stupid every time they fuck up. |
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Hollywierd and TV has been engaged in predictive programming for decades now. The single parent family was prevalent in the shows of the '50s - '60s. The Rifleman, Andy Griffith, My Three Sons, Bonanza are a few examples I recall. View Quote |
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After a 40 year time frame and 8 movies, there is a *possibility* two characters are gay and you all collapse on your fainting couches in absolute horror.
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FFS, have not been to impressed with the new star wars and the gutting of 20+ years of cannon. This may be it for me, as I was fairly sure it would be as cringe worthy as the previous one. Maybe it will hit the dollar bin and Ill see it then.
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That article was a lot of talk and speculation with nothing actually happening
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After a 40 year time frame and 8 movies, there is a *possibility* two characters are gay and you all collapse on your fainting couches in absolute horror. View Quote |
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Quoted: They're expecting a $245 million Opening Weekend domestic. I'm thinking it won't even hit $200 million, due in part to all movies underperforming bigly, and the word of this getting around. When they stick it In Your Face in movies, when it's not necessary, that's going to turn people off. They keep tanking films due to SJW crap, and their solution is to add in more SJW crap, assuming the public will give in and accept it sooner or later. Kind of like the dems doubling down on stupid every time they fuck up. View Quote |
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I wonder how the numbers of people pissed there might be a homosex on starwars compare to the numbers of folks pissed there was a black storm trooper I'm episode VII
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After a 40 year time frame and 8 movies, there is a *possibility* two characters are gay and you all collapse on your fainting couches in absolute horror. View Quote |
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Enough of tjese boring gay humans.
Jar jar binks and chewbaca need to get it on. Its 2017. The world is ready. |
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Fuck, I hope not. Damnit. They're going to gay this whole thing up, aren't they? Damn. #FirstThreeAndOut.
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If disney goes all faggity with star wars, ill add them to the list right behind lucas. Never forgive. Never forget.
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I think folks need to calm down and remember just how asexual Star Wars really is.
Across, what, eight movies now we've had all of two consummated relationships. One between an abusive asshole creeper and his childhood crush, and one between a smuggler who smells like wet dog and a princess with daddy AND brother issues. Both relationships ended in separation with confused custody issues. Quite frankly a pair of gay guys with no sordid pasts who actually stay together would be groundbreaking in the galaxy far, far agay... I mean, away. I can see the tagline now... the only skeletons in their closets are their own. |
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They're expecting a $245 million Opening Weekend domestic. I'm thinking it won't even hit $200 million, due in part to all movies underperforming bigly, and the word of this getting around. When they stick it In Your Face in movies, when it's not necessary, that's going to turn people off. They keep tanking films due to SJW crap, and their solution is to add in more SJW crap, assuming the public will give in and accept it sooner or later. Kind of like the dems doubling down on stupid every time they fuck up. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I hope that film tanks. I'm thinking it won't even hit $200 million, due in part to all movies underperforming bigly, and the word of this getting around. When they stick it In Your Face in movies, when it's not necessary, that's going to turn people off. They keep tanking films due to SJW crap, and their solution is to add in more SJW crap, assuming the public will give in and accept it sooner or later. Kind of like the dems doubling down on stupid every time they fuck up. |
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Yes because out of the 10 main characters its expected one or two would be gay. Oh wait no it wouldn't since they make up less than 5% of the population. NVM View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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After a 40 year time frame and 8 movies, there is a *possibility* two characters are gay and you all collapse on your fainting couches in absolute horror. |
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I think folks need to calm down and remember just how asexual Star Wars really is. Across, what, eight movies now we've had all of two consummated relationships. One between an abusive asshole creeper and his childhood crush, and one between a smuggler who smells like wet dog and a princess with daddy AND brother issues. Both relationships ended in separation with confused custody issues. Quite frankly a pair of gay guys with no sordid pasts who actually stay together would be groundbreaking in the galaxy far, far agay... I mean, away. I can see the tagline now... the only skeletons in their closets are their own. View Quote Or, can't I say that here? |
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