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Posted: 2/10/2024 8:55:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Molesting a relative younger than 12 years old is at the top of my list. My Jr. high gym teacher. The girl who put him in prison was 14 at the time, though. She and I went on a couple dates during his trial. A LOT of past victims came forward during his trial but the statute of limitations was so short that the courts couldn't do anything about them. His trial caused that to change, and without Louis Guenther there would have been no Larry Nasser. |
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Posted: 2/10/2024 8:57:36 PM EDT
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Jerking off in his work van in front of his ex gf’s house and sheriff caught him.
Don’t miss that kid or the drama he brought to our shop. One of the few firings the boss lady handled herself rather than have me do. She really didn’t appreciate her business name plastered on the news for his stupid act. |
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Posted: 2/10/2024 9:07:17 PM EDT
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My brother in law has a real cush job. He does maintenance at a local textile factory. The job is basically sit there and watch netflix for 12hr shifts. If diaper machine number 7 goes down, he gets a call on the radio to go fix it. There's lots of overtime, holidays are double time. They had one young guy start. He couldn't get it through his head that the campus was no smoking. He blew the cushy job cause he wanted to walk out and smoke cigarettes.
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Posted: 2/10/2024 9:07:49 PM EDT
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I know a dude that is working on getting fired. I think he is bipolar or something. If he's in a good mood, everything is fine. He's not bad to work with. If he is in one of his moods, any random thing you say to him can set him off. It's like Krusty the Clown's Word of the Day. If he asks for help or advice on a task, he listens and acts on it. If he doesn't, and you notice that he is fucking up and offer a correction, he absolutely loses his shit. One of the lead techs asked him what he was doing on a particular piece of machinery, and he told the lead that it wasn't any of his business. Lead told him "tell me what you were doing or you can go home for the day." Tech straight-up tell him no, and doubles down with "the lead can't send him home."
Any conversation that starts with him saying "I need to talk at you for a minute" usually entails a 15 to 20 minute rant about how he hates his job, his coworkers, "we're all assholes," etc. Nobody at my site likes to work with him much at all. The boss is giving him a week's review to observe how he works to see if he is going to keep him on or not. |
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Posted: 2/10/2024 9:53:43 PM EDT
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Rolling brawl with undertones of unrequited lesbian tension culminated in a lady attempting to strangle her boss's boss.
$0.10 reduction in pay. |
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Posted: 2/11/2024 1:40:33 AM EDT
[#6]
Quote HistoryQuoted: When I use my angle grinder for something I have on a leather apron, gloves, safety glasses and a face shield. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I fired a kid for repeatedly refusing to wear eye pro and refusing to use a guard on a handheld angle grinder, even after getting written up. One day he was doing both at the same time and after hearing a noise I found him without eyepro holding a grinder with half a cutoff disc, with the other half lodged in the wall opposite him. Gone after that. He can hurt himself on somebody else's time and insurance. When I use my angle grinder for something I have on a leather apron, gloves, safety glasses and a face shield. I use welding gloves, also hearing protection. I have enough tinnitus as it is. The welding gloves protect you from the now hot pieces. Face shield and safety glasses, yep. |
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Posted: 2/11/2024 1:42:20 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Couple weeks ago, called a co-worker a ''dumb Polack.'' Walked out that day. I am in the Chicago land area. I could see someone with a last name ending in 'ski doing that. |
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Posted: 2/11/2024 1:57:40 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Looking at underage porn on company computer, HR debated issue, sent email warning everyone to be careful about using company computers as everything is tracked by IT, guy kept up with it, they had to fire him. He was really good at his job. Nothing funny about this.  The guy who drove his forklift (Cat f25)into a trailer without hooking it to the loading dock? that was funny because he didn't get hurt, just crashed straight down onto lot as trailer shot away from dock as he drove in, rashed the back cage bars badly. He was fired immediately for violating safety policies, this was his third strike. I saw him right after, he was white as a sheet.  There was a place I worked at in the late 90's that had something like that happen. They didn't have dock locks at the time so the dock workers were required to chock the wheels of trucks before they loaded or unloaded them. Someone didn't do that or use the seat belt and lost their arm as a result. They got their job back and "paid", but not that much because she was still working there. And the company invested in dock locks. For the most part, my coworkers have been pretty good. The main exception was my first job out of college. My supervisor like to shout things like "fucking ni**ers" in his office for no reason. We had super nice black lady named Jackie that was one of our drafters. She eventually quit and sued the place. I assume they settled out of court because I was never subpoenaed. The one customer we had was also likely bipolar. I will say my current employer does a really good job of not hiring those people or other types of assholes in the first place. |
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Posted: 2/11/2024 2:01:10 AM EDT
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I used to sell furniture. One of the delivery guys fucked one of the women he delivered furniture to. She screamed rape (didn't happen). No charges pressed or anything just wanted money.
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Posted: 2/11/2024 2:28:31 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Local McDonald's, kid got caught in the walk in fridge, pissing in the 5 gallon bucket of pickles. That is not uncommon. |
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Posted: 2/11/2024 3:23:53 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Brand new e2 shows up at the unit. Kind of a dumbass, but not a bad dude generally. Comes in one day and tells a story about his wife tying him down to the bed and forcibly pegging him with a big black dildo. Everybody is wondering why the f you would ever tell that story to anyone. Fast forward a couple months and some lady calls in to the company asking for SGT (private's name). CQ says I've never heard of that sergeant but we have a pv2 (private's name). Turns out it's this kids wife. He's been pinning on e5 rank when he leaves every day for months. His squad leader searches his vehicle and finds his pin on rank. Major flap occurs, kid gets an art15 for impersonating a nco. His wife comes in to make sworn statements to the effect and somebody asks her about the pegging story. She says no, that's not how it went down, he asked for it as a special treat for his birthday. He ended up going awol after the art15 goes through and got chaptered in absentia. What a dumbass. I'm surprised they'd go to that much trouble and article 15 him just for lying to his wife about his rank. Unless there is more to it. |
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Posted: 2/11/2024 4:27:44 AM EDT
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We just within the past couple days had a couple of guys get into an argument over a radio, the kind you wear to communicate across a large production facility. One of the guys was Puerto Rican or something and the other was an older black man. Puerto Rican dude called the other guy a racial slur, the N word. Well, they both got fired. Puerto Rican dude called me a motherfucker back in October, so good riddance.
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Posted: 2/11/2024 8:59:02 AM EDT
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Multiple people fucking up and NOT getting fired. Stealing fuel, office furniture, motor oil, filters and automotive chemicals, inventory from the storeroom, tools, soap, tampons, coffee, toilet paper. Supervisor and direct report fucking and sharing nasty pics on company phones. Falsifying time and attendance. Pulling farm equipment with company vehicles. This was approx 60% management / 40% workers usually. Fucking hive of thieves.
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Posted: 2/11/2024 10:15:39 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It's always porn......... A director who had a legitimate need to email high school students also received joke emails from friends. This was back in the day before the Internet was that developed. Maillists were still a thing. A friend emailed him a joke email which contained pictures of a nude woman. The director tried to forward the joke email to his home email account. Why he didn't just have them send it directly to that account to begin with I don't really know. So his shortcut to send to himself at home was to type in the first two letters of his address, hit , and then , which didn't work too well when a recent email's address was first alphabetically. So, he sent a pornographic email to a high school girl...... |
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Posted: 2/11/2024 10:32:36 AM EDT
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I worked with a guy and girl who had the hots for one another, both married, instead of reliving their passion at some motel they went to the bottom of the stairwell during working hours and went at it, and both were fired.
The guy's brother was mayor of a large southern city at the time and word got out about what happened so it was embarrassing for the brother. |
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Posted: 2/11/2024 12:41:20 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm surprised they'd go to that much trouble and article 15 him just for lying to his wife about his rank. Unless there is more to it. (a) In General.-Any person subject to this chapter who, wrongfully and willfully, impersonates- (1) an officer, a noncommissioned officer, or a petty officer; (2) an agent of superior authority of one of the armed forces; or (3) an official of a government; shall be punished as a court-martial may direct. (b) Impersonation With Intent to Defraud.-Any person subject to this chapter who, wrongfully, willfully, and with intent to defraud, impersonates any person referred to in paragraph (1), (2), or (3) of subsection (a) shall be punished as a court-martial may direct. (c) Impersonation of Government Official Without Intent to Defraud.-Any person subject to this chapter who, wrongfully, willfully, and without intent to defraud, impersonates an official of a government by committing an act that exercises or asserts the authority of the office that the person claims to have shall be punished as a court-martial may direct. (Added Pub. L. 114 328, title LX, 5417, Dec. 23, 2016, 130 Stat. 2945 .) |
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Posted: 2/11/2024 1:02:33 PM EDT
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Security guard (Wackenhut) calling in bomb threats. Upon his firing they found out he was jerking off into the garbage cans of hot women in the office.
Corporate VP and General Manager banging multiple young women. Everyone new about it, shit hit the fan when one of the women found out about the others and broadcast his naughty voicemails to the 2,000 in our building, he found out and crashed the voicemail system thinking nobody would hear it. At least half of the building heard it anyway, since we received a SkyPage when we received a voicemail. He wasn't fired, just moved to China. A germaphobe guy would coat the toilet seat with an entire roll of TP before sitting down, toilet would overflow and make a gross mess. They installed cameras outside the bathroom to catch him. Older guy, around 1995 when HDDs were relatively small. His desktop crashed, IT discovered the storage drive was all porn. They tried doing him a favor and told him everything was fried. He kept demanding to get the HDD back. They had HR deliver it to him. There were a few theft and financial crimes as well. I miss Corporate America |
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Posted: 2/11/2024 1:03:07 PM EDT
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New engineer at Goodyear plant and I'm pulling an occasional weekend production shift. I come in and the tow truck driver says go check out machine # so and so. Okay.
The machine is not running and the operator is asleep on the conveyor belt.  This dude looked like the "had to get it on" dude from heat. I'm 23 and thinking I don't want to deal with this. Walked off let him sleep and called the production manager. He was fired the next day. EtA: sales guy .....cush job work from before that was the in thing company car 100k plus easy. This dude is getting lazy spending time on his house flipping and dicking around. I tell him your expense reports are shit you're not spending time with customers. All he had to do was go play golf take them to lunch or a game..... He responds" I Hate going to lunch" , we reorg he's gone. Damn near 20 years down th toilet becuase he was too good to do his job. |
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Posted: 2/11/2024 1:15:50 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Security guard (Wackenhut) calling in bomb threats. Upon his firing they found out he was jerking off into the garbage cans of hot women in the office. Corporate VP and General Manager banging multiple young women. Everyone new about it, shit hit the fan when one of the women found out about the others and broadcast his naughty voicemails to the 2,000 in our building, he found out and crashed the voicemail system thinking nobody would hear it. At least half of the building heard it anyway, since we received a SkyPage when we received a voicemail. He wasn't fired, just moved to China. A germaphobe guy would coat the toilet seat with an entire roll of TP before sitting down, toilet would overflow and make a gross mess. They installed cameras outside the bathroom to catch him. Older guy, around 1995 when HDDs were relatively small. His desktop crashed, IT discovered the storage drive was all porn. They tried doing him a favor and told him everything was fried. He kept demanding to get the HDD back. They had HR deliver it to him. There were a few theft and financial crimes as well. I miss Corporate America And then there is Harry Stonecipher, former MacDac CEO who was made Boeing CEO after Phil Condit got taken down by the first Tanker scandal. He cheated on his wife for almost the entire 50 years he was married; wife apparently didn't give a shit. Then the Stonecipher/Boeing female exec scandal hit the press. Bye-bye Harry - and then his wife cleaned him out during the following divorce. Apparently fucking around and cheating on her was just fine and dandy - as long as it wasn't made public. 
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Posted: 2/11/2024 1:41:14 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Had another guy that had his car break down. Instead of fixing it, he decided to take a logo'd vehicle home and not tell anyone. A VP was in a neighboring city and saw the vehicle on a weekend. Got the unit number and found out who it belonged to. His explanation was he was doing inspections in the other city. We don't have jurisdiction there. See ya! 87% of the time if you admit your car broke down he would have at least gotten to keep his job. It's seldom the crime, it'a almost always the cover-up you get roasted for. |
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Posted: 2/11/2024 2:07:37 PM EDT
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Got two, both from working for a car dealership.
We hired a front end and suspension guy. Nice guy, always happy, hard worker. Summertime in a busy CJD store and we are all drinking water and Gatorade as it's over 100 in the shop. Now, some days he was happy, and some days he was happy. One one of those days, the Service Manager got suspicious and grabbed his Gatorade bottle, which turned out to be about half vodka. No wonder he was happy, asked to lock his box and escorted off the property. Gone in five minutes. So, my manager (this is long) was having an affair. Went home for lunch one day to find his wife, his mistress, and her husband waiting for him. Sure wish I'd seen it. Anyway, loses house/wife/daughter, starts drinking, loses job. Gets hired back as a Parts and Service coordinator for two stores. Lots of Monday no-shows due to weekend binge drinking, but manages to hold on to his job. One day, he tells Store A that he will be at Store B all day tomorrow, so just call his cell if they need him. Tells Store B he'll be at Store A all, day, so just call his cell. Owner wants to talk to him, calls one store and is told he's at the other one. Calls the other one, they say he's at the first one. Guy doesn't answer his cell, or texts, for several days. Fired by text. If anybody wants, I'll share the affair train wreck though it's not work related. Dumb ass kept telling me about it, like he needed my approval. |
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Posted: 2/11/2024 2:10:22 PM EDT
[#22]
Dude faked hurting his back so he could get off early to pick up his new motorcycle.
A shitty Ninja 300 IIRC. Was told since he got hurt at work he would need to take a piss test for WC. Pissed hot and got fired. Dumbass. |
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Posted: 2/11/2024 2:35:10 PM EDT
[#23]
1) failing drug test
2) lying to supervisors 3) lying to supervisors 4) lying about how evidence was damaged post arrest (which would not have really been a problem if he hadn’t lied about it) 5) fucking his girlfriend when he was supposed to have been 3 counties away at training (he was married too) 6) beating his wife (arrested) 7) beating his girlfriend (arrested) 8) DUI in a police car That’s all I can remember off the top of my head |
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Posted: 2/11/2024 2:45:56 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By KC-130 FLT ENG: They booted this kid in 8 hours based on the word of someone on the phone? Bullshit or there's a whole lot more to the story. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By KC-130 FLT ENG: Quoted: CONUS Air Force missile base right as Desert Shield kicks off. Young one or two-striper security forces kid is calling home to a small town in Florida, talking to his girlfriend. Ricky starts telling her he's deployed to the Gulf, not sitting in the Dakotas chasing rabbits off of missile sites. Desert Storm starts, the sttories get wilder and wilder. PSD for Schwartzkopf. Getting attacked by Iraqis. Surviving an B52 bombing run that went wrong. Ricky eventually goes home on leave "after coming back from the Gulf", small city goes all out--homecoming parade, keys to the city, etc. Makes the front page of the lifestyle section of USA Today (below the fold). Goes back to the "Gulf" (but actually to the Great White North). Still calling back home with stories. GF's sister is hearing all this, had done a tour in the Navy, things weren't adding up. "Why are all these collect calls coming from Base X?" Ricky says "Security, they route it through my home station to hide where I'm actually calling from." GF's sister decides to press to test. Calls his unit at the base. "Hey, is Ricky there?" "Oh, yeah, he's out at Charlie, been there the last three days. Would you like the number out there?" "No, let me tell you what Ricky's been doing...." That was my first exposure to the eight-hour discharge. The kid was out of the field, signed a power of attorney for shipping his household goods, outprocessed off the base and out of the Air Force in one duty day. Sure enough, USA Today calls for the follow-up story a couple weeks later, but got the answer that "Ricky? No, man, Ricky doesn't work here anymore...." They booted this kid in 8 hours based on the word of someone on the phone? Bullshit or there's a whole lot more to the story. My thoughts too. No way that happened unless there’s far more there. And even then, how is it possible to chapter someone in eight hours?? |
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Posted: 2/11/2024 2:49:53 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: HVAC installer was sniffing a used pair of panties in the basement when the husband caught him. I worked in the hotel industry and we had a panty thief working in the Maintenance department, he was a weirdo But seemingly harmless, was just good enough at his job to avoid being outright fired. We had a string of complaints from female guests about missing underwear but no one took it too seriously until we got a call from his second job at a private school and guess what? the same shit was going on there too, so we set him up with a hidden camera in a guest room and caught him at it red handed. He had the items hidden in a utility room that most people didn't even know existed. He lost both jobs and the underwear. I'd forgotten about his one until reading the above post. |
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Posted: 2/11/2024 3:11:49 PM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: About 10+ years ago one of the night shift guys brought an AR15 and did a mag dump into the air in the parking lot. Eventually HR found out about it and he got escorted out by the police when his employment was terminated. Back in the late 80's I was working in manufacturing on the night shift and the welding guy set up some plywood pieces and was shooting his .25 ACP pistol at a target he'd drawn on one from about 25 feet away. We had a skeleton crew on nights and it was very laid back, some of us brought throwing stars and knives in from time to time to throw. This went on for weeks until someone just had to brag about it to day shift guys who promptly told management. One night an upper level manager came in and caught the welding guy working with his .25 sitting right next to him and a shot up section of plywood. Terminated immediately. We all were issued warnings for not reporting what had been going on. Crazy times, nowadays an arrest would be made. |
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Posted: 2/11/2024 3:14:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Quiet weekend day at the plant. Supervisor shows up unexpectedly. Not a biggie. He wants to do a plant walk thru. One of our crew isn’t around. We know he is in the area just no one knows exactly where he is. Supervisor starts walking around. Supervisor finds missing crew member. Nude sunbathing out behind the warehouse. Much hilarity ensued. Well told. 
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Posted: 2/11/2024 3:22:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Multiple people fucking up and NOT getting fired. Stealing fuel, office furniture, motor oil, filters and automotive chemicals, inventory from the storeroom, tools, soap, tampons, coffee, toilet paper. Supervisor and direct report fucking and sharing nasty pics on company phones. Falsifying time and attendance. Pulling farm equipment with company vehicles. This was approx 60% management / 40% workers usually. Fucking hive of thieves. We had a code issued to us to refuel security vehicles at private school I worked at (very famous school) so every time you gassed up they knew who it was, and on the drive back to gas pump there were three residences for teachers that one had to drive by to get to gas. Well one of the crew decided that they 'owed him big time' and he started stealing everything that wasn't nailed down, shovels, safety gear that we needed to do our jobs, books, decorative items from the various buildings etc, it was a real pain the ass, emails were sent to everyone reiterating policies and the fact that everything was tracked and cameras were in use. He just kept up with the stealing, gassing up his own car etc. Finally they fired him. It was a relief to everyone when it was over, the classic disgruntled employee. Just brought everyone down. 
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Posted: 2/11/2024 3:34:03 PM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: 1) failing drug test 2) lying to supervisors 3) lying to supervisors 4) lying about how evidence was damaged post arrest (which would not have really been a problem if he hadn’t lied about it) 5) fucking his girlfriend when he was supposed to have been 3 counties away at training (he was married too) 6) beating his wife (arrested) 7) beating his girlfriend (arrested) 8) DUI in a police car That’s all I can remember off the top of my head LOL. Had one terminated for not taking patrol car in for oil change. Like never in 30k+ miles and a grenaded engine... |
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Posted: 2/11/2024 3:41:49 PM EDT
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I knew of a guy who had a company car. He decided to steal fuel…but his POV and work car were at separate places. So, he fills up the back of his sedan with numerous fuel cans of various sizes. Basically, anything he could find…
He apparently filled them all up and tried to pile them all in the car where they leaked fuel into the seats…a lot of fuel. He got caught when he was told to drive the boss to a meeting and he had to run an errand first…aka go hide all the gas cans…instantly fired. |
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Posted: 2/11/2024 3:48:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: 1) failing drug test 2) lying to supervisors 3) lying to supervisors 4) lying about how evidence was damaged post arrest (which would not have really been a problem if he hadn’t lied about it) 5) fucking his girlfriend when he was supposed to have been 3 counties away at training (he was married too) 6) beating his wife (arrested) 7) beating his girlfriend (arrested) 8) DUI in a police car That’s all I can remember off the top of my head Pretty common ones. Banging underage girls, picking up prostitutes, sex in a patrol car, BJs on duty with hookers, and a dumb former friend thought he was slick. Was in the reserves and would had some very nice deployments and training opportunities. We found out that some of these were not real. He was supposed to be instructing at Ft. Bragg but posted a selfie at Disneyland. He was fired and charged for the theft of agency funds. |
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Posted: 2/11/2024 3:55:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Had two (guy and girl) go out to the smoking bench outside on third shift and she gave him head and the two bragged about it to everyone. Since it wasn't on lunch it was officially on company time, and in public, so, they got fired. "Why did you get fired?" "Gave a dude head on the clock." The best shits and head are always on company time. |
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Posted: 2/11/2024 4:41:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Boeing VP and exec's banging their secretaries I think is a Rite of Passage for Boeing exec's. We had one Boeing Hsv. VP/General Manager of a major defense program banging one his subordinate's wife, who also worked at Boeing. Got caught - two weeks suspension without pay - that was it. Subordinate still worked for him for quite a while; the wife was transferred - quietly - to a job on Redstone Arsenal. And then there is Harry Stonecipher, former MacDac CEO who was made Boeing CEO after Phil Condit got taken down by the first Tanker scandal. He cheated on his wife for almost the entire 50 years he was married; wife apparently didn't give a shit. Then the Stonecipher/Boeing female exec scandal hit the press. Bye-bye Harry - and then his wife cleaned him out during the following divorce. Apparently fucking around and cheating on her was just fine and dandy - as long as it wasn't made public. Secretaries are discovered, not made. Occasionally a female engineer travels too much with boss. Her husband is a pussy, but the kid has a dad. I worked with an aero guy that got caught with a side piece subordinate. He didn't get fired, was pulled from his manager slot, then later was a manager again. His wife didn't appreciate his indiscretion. |
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Posted: 2/11/2024 5:32:31 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My thoughts too. No way that happened unless there’s far more there. And even then, how is it possible to chapter someone in eight hours?? Quote HistoryQuoted: Originally Posted By KC-130 FLT ENG: Quoted: CONUS Air Force missile base right as Desert Shield kicks off. Young one or two-striper security forces kid is calling home to a small town in Florida, talking to his girlfriend. Ricky starts telling her he's deployed to the Gulf, not sitting in the Dakotas chasing rabbits off of missile sites. Desert Storm starts, the sttories get wilder and wilder. PSD for Schwartzkopf. Getting attacked by Iraqis. Surviving an B52 bombing run that went wrong. Ricky eventually goes home on leave "after coming back from the Gulf", small city goes all out--homecoming parade, keys to the city, etc. Makes the front page of the lifestyle section of USA Today (below the fold). Goes back to the "Gulf" (but actually to the Great White North). Still calling back home with stories. GF's sister is hearing all this, had done a tour in the Navy, things weren't adding up. "Why are all these collect calls coming from Base X?" Ricky says "Security, they route it through my home station to hide where I'm actually calling from." GF's sister decides to press to test. Calls his unit at the base. "Hey, is Ricky there?" "Oh, yeah, he's out at Charlie, been there the last three days. Would you like the number out there?" "No, let me tell you what Ricky's been doing...." That was my first exposure to the eight-hour discharge. The kid was out of the field, signed a power of attorney for shipping his household goods, outprocessed off the base and out of the Air Force in one duty day. Sure enough, USA Today calls for the follow-up story a couple weeks later, but got the answer that "Ricky? No, man, Ricky doesn't work here anymore...." They booted this kid in 8 hours based on the word of someone on the phone? Bullshit or there's a whole lot more to the story. My thoughts too. No way that happened unless there’s far more there. And even then, how is it possible to chapter someone in eight hours?? When the wing commander tells everyone involved, "get him off the base now," it's amazing when and how long some of the outprocessing stops are open that day. The wing exec told me at the time he heard the boss say "no one goes home until he's off this base." I personally did an eight-hour discharge for a civilian. Tested hot (pot), had a TS/SIOP clearance. Before I left on Thursday, boss told me "be here at 0630" (hour earlier than usual). Show at 0630, briefed in. Results from piss test were in on Wednesday afternoon, Civ Pers had the details worked out on Thursday, Friday the guy came in for what he thought was a short-notice meeting on his project but turned into me personally escorting him around the base to outprocess. Actually only took about six. Last thing I did was follow him to just outside the gate so I could scrape his parking sticker off the car. |
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Posted: 2/11/2024 6:54:31 PM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: When the wing commander tells everyone involved, "get him off the base now," it's amazing when and how long some of the outprocessing stops are open that day. The wing exec told me at the time he heard the boss say "no one goes home until he's off this base." I personally did an eight-hour discharge for a civilian. Tested hot (pot), had a TS/SIOP clearance. Before I left on Thursday, boss told me "be here at 0630" (hour earlier than usual). Show at 0630, briefed in. Results from piss test were in on Wednesday afternoon, Civ Pers had the details worked out on Thursday, Friday the guy came in for what he thought was a short-notice meeting on his project but turned into me personally escorting him around the base to outprocess. Actually only took about six. Last thing I did was follow him to just outside the gate so I could scrape his parking sticker off the car. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Originally Posted By KC-130 FLT ENG: Quoted: CONUS Air Force missile base right as Desert Shield kicks off. Young one or two-striper security forces kid is calling home to a small town in Florida, talking to his girlfriend. Ricky starts telling her he's deployed to the Gulf, not sitting in the Dakotas chasing rabbits off of missile sites. Desert Storm starts, the sttories get wilder and wilder. PSD for Schwartzkopf. Getting attacked by Iraqis. Surviving an B52 bombing run that went wrong. Ricky eventually goes home on leave "after coming back from the Gulf", small city goes all out--homecoming parade, keys to the city, etc. Makes the front page of the lifestyle section of USA Today (below the fold). Goes back to the "Gulf" (but actually to the Great White North). Still calling back home with stories. GF's sister is hearing all this, had done a tour in the Navy, things weren't adding up. "Why are all these collect calls coming from Base X?" Ricky says "Security, they route it through my home station to hide where I'm actually calling from." GF's sister decides to press to test. Calls his unit at the base. "Hey, is Ricky there?" "Oh, yeah, he's out at Charlie, been there the last three days. Would you like the number out there?" "No, let me tell you what Ricky's been doing...." That was my first exposure to the eight-hour discharge. The kid was out of the field, signed a power of attorney for shipping his household goods, outprocessed off the base and out of the Air Force in one duty day. Sure enough, USA Today calls for the follow-up story a couple weeks later, but got the answer that "Ricky? No, man, Ricky doesn't work here anymore...." They booted this kid in 8 hours based on the word of someone on the phone? Bullshit or there's a whole lot more to the story. My thoughts too. No way that happened unless there’s far more there. And even then, how is it possible to chapter someone in eight hours?? When the wing commander tells everyone involved, "get him off the base now," it's amazing when and how long some of the outprocessing stops are open that day. The wing exec told me at the time he heard the boss say "no one goes home until he's off this base." I personally did an eight-hour discharge for a civilian. Tested hot (pot), had a TS/SIOP clearance. Before I left on Thursday, boss told me "be here at 0630" (hour earlier than usual). Show at 0630, briefed in. Results from piss test were in on Wednesday afternoon, Civ Pers had the details worked out on Thursday, Friday the guy came in for what he thought was a short-notice meeting on his project but turned into me personally escorting him around the base to outprocess. Actually only took about six. Last thing I did was follow him to just outside the gate so I could scrape his parking sticker off the car. Wow, no shit. Ok. ETA: would that I could have fired soldiers that quickly.
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Posted: 2/11/2024 7:47:51 PM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: My Jr. high gym teacher. The girl who put him in prison was 14 at the time, though. She and I went on a couple dates during his trial. A LOT of past victims came forward during his trial but the statute of limitations was so short that the courts couldn't do anything about them. His trial caused that to change, and without Louis Guenther there would have been no Larry Nasser. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Molesting a relative younger than 12 years old is at the top of my list. My Jr. high gym teacher. The girl who put him in prison was 14 at the time, though. She and I went on a couple dates during his trial. A LOT of past victims came forward during his trial but the statute of limitations was so short that the courts couldn't do anything about them. His trial caused that to change, and without Louis Guenther there would have been no Larry Nasser. I know who Nasser is, but I don't understand your statement. |
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Posted: 2/11/2024 7:50:38 PM EDT
[#37]
Worked at a TGI Fridays in high school. About 15min before the place closed, a group of sorority girls walked in.
This was during their big release of the Jack Daniels branded products. The JD stuff was really just a bourbon flavored powder that you added water to, and it made a glaze. All the guys in the kitchen just got out of jail like yesterday. One of them was no too amused when they all ordered JD wings and such. Kitchen was already mostly broken down. One of the guys pissed in the bag with the powder. Got ratted on. |
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Posted: 2/11/2024 7:53:12 PM EDT
[#38]
Got caught robbing a bank.
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Posted: 2/11/2024 8:03:20 PM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Guy put his dick in the pickle slicer. Did she get fired too? |
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Posted: 2/11/2024 9:08:53 PM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: 906. Art. 106. Impersonation of officer, noncommissioned or petty officer, or agent or official (a) In General.-Any person subject to this chapter who, wrongfully and willfully, impersonates- (1) an officer, a noncommissioned officer, or a petty officer; (2) an agent of superior authority of one of the armed forces; or (3) an official of a government; shall be punished as a court-martial may direct. (b) Impersonation With Intent to Defraud.-Any person subject to this chapter who, wrongfully, willfully, and with intent to defraud, impersonates any person referred to in paragraph (1), (2), or (3) of subsection (a) shall be punished as a court-martial may direct. (c) Impersonation of Government Official Without Intent to Defraud.-Any person subject to this chapter who, wrongfully, willfully, and without intent to defraud, impersonates an official of a government by committing an act that exercises or asserts the authority of the office that the person claims to have shall be punished as a court-martial may direct. (Added Pub. L. 114 328, title LX, 5417, Dec. 23, 2016, 130 Stat. 2945 .) Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I'm surprised they'd go to that much trouble and article 15 him just for lying to his wife about his rank. Unless there is more to it. (a) In General.-Any person subject to this chapter who, wrongfully and willfully, impersonates- (1) an officer, a noncommissioned officer, or a petty officer; (2) an agent of superior authority of one of the armed forces; or (3) an official of a government; shall be punished as a court-martial may direct. (b) Impersonation With Intent to Defraud.-Any person subject to this chapter who, wrongfully, willfully, and with intent to defraud, impersonates any person referred to in paragraph (1), (2), or (3) of subsection (a) shall be punished as a court-martial may direct. (c) Impersonation of Government Official Without Intent to Defraud.-Any person subject to this chapter who, wrongfully, willfully, and without intent to defraud, impersonates an official of a government by committing an act that exercises or asserts the authority of the office that the person claims to have shall be punished as a court-martial may direct. (Added Pub. L. 114 328, title LX, 5417, Dec. 23, 2016, 130 Stat. 2945 .) I didn't say it isn't possible just seems weird they would bother. I don't think lying to one's wife when he goes home is really what that statute was designed for. Seems very petty. Unless there is more to it. |
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Posted: 2/11/2024 9:30:34 PM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Secretaries are discovered, not made. Occasionally a female engineer travels too much with boss. Her husband is a pussy, but the kid has a dad. I worked with an aero guy that got caught with a side piece subordinate. He didn't get fired, was pulled from his manager slot, then later was a manager again. His wife didn't appreciate his indiscretion. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Boeing VP and exec's banging their secretaries I think is a Rite of Passage for Boeing exec's. We had one Boeing Hsv. VP/General Manager of a major defense program banging one his subordinate's wife, who also worked at Boeing. Got caught - two weeks suspension without pay - that was it. Subordinate still worked for him for quite a while; the wife was transferred - quietly - to a job on Redstone Arsenal. And then there is Harry Stonecipher, former MacDac CEO who was made Boeing CEO after Phil Condit got taken down by the first Tanker scandal. He cheated on his wife for almost the entire 50 years he was married; wife apparently didn't give a shit. Then the Stonecipher/Boeing female exec scandal hit the press. Bye-bye Harry - and then his wife cleaned him out during the following divorce. Apparently fucking around and cheating on her was just fine and dandy - as long as it wasn't made public. Secretaries are discovered, not made. Occasionally a female engineer travels too much with boss. Her husband is a pussy, but the kid has a dad. I worked with an aero guy that got caught with a side piece subordinate. He didn't get fired, was pulled from his manager slot, then later was a manager again. His wife didn't appreciate his indiscretion. It seems in law enforcement before you can move from middle management to upper management you have to fuck at least one Secretary and get caught cheating on your wife while in uniform at least once. It’s like a rite of passage or something |
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Posted: 2/11/2024 9:32:50 PM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Wow, no shit. Ok. ETA: would that I could have fired soldiers that quickly. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Originally Posted By KC-130 FLT ENG: Quoted: CONUS Air Force missile base right as Desert Shield kicks off. Young one or two-striper security forces kid is calling home to a small town in Florida, talking to his girlfriend. Ricky starts telling her he's deployed to the Gulf, not sitting in the Dakotas chasing rabbits off of missile sites. Desert Storm starts, the sttories get wilder and wilder. PSD for Schwartzkopf. Getting attacked by Iraqis. Surviving an B52 bombing run that went wrong. Ricky eventually goes home on leave "after coming back from the Gulf", small city goes all out--homecoming parade, keys to the city, etc. Makes the front page of the lifestyle section of USA Today (below the fold). Goes back to the "Gulf" (but actually to the Great White North). Still calling back home with stories. GF's sister is hearing all this, had done a tour in the Navy, things weren't adding up. "Why are all these collect calls coming from Base X?" Ricky says "Security, they route it through my home station to hide where I'm actually calling from." GF's sister decides to press to test. Calls his unit at the base. "Hey, is Ricky there?" "Oh, yeah, he's out at Charlie, been there the last three days. Would you like the number out there?" "No, let me tell you what Ricky's been doing...." That was my first exposure to the eight-hour discharge. The kid was out of the field, signed a power of attorney for shipping his household goods, outprocessed off the base and out of the Air Force in one duty day. Sure enough, USA Today calls for the follow-up story a couple weeks later, but got the answer that "Ricky? No, man, Ricky doesn't work here anymore...." They booted this kid in 8 hours based on the word of someone on the phone? Bullshit or there's a whole lot more to the story. My thoughts too. No way that happened unless there’s far more there. And even then, how is it possible to chapter someone in eight hours?? When the wing commander tells everyone involved, "get him off the base now," it's amazing when and how long some of the outprocessing stops are open that day. The wing exec told me at the time he heard the boss say "no one goes home until he's off this base." I personally did an eight-hour discharge for a civilian. Tested hot (pot), had a TS/SIOP clearance. Before I left on Thursday, boss told me "be here at 0630" (hour earlier than usual). Show at 0630, briefed in. Results from piss test were in on Wednesday afternoon, Civ Pers had the details worked out on Thursday, Friday the guy came in for what he thought was a short-notice meeting on his project but turned into me personally escorting him around the base to outprocess. Actually only took about six. Last thing I did was follow him to just outside the gate so I could scrape his parking sticker off the car. Wow, no shit. Ok. ETA: would that I could have fired soldiers that quickly. My understanding is they gave the kid an honorable (I heard general), which would have greased the process considerably. |
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Posted: 2/11/2024 9:33:39 PM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: 1) failing drug test 2) lying to supervisors 3) lying to supervisors 4) lying about how evidence was damaged post arrest (which would not have really been a problem if he hadn’t lied about it) 5) fucking his girlfriend when he was supposed to have been 3 counties away at training (he was married too) 6) beating his wife (arrested) 7) beating his girlfriend (arrested) 8) DUI in a police car That’s all I can remember off the top of my head wow. nothing coc permitted to say. |
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Posted: 2/11/2024 9:40:03 PM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Got caught robbing a bank. Another missile story. Happened way before I got there, missileer had a side gig with a card/comic book shop downtown. Wasn't doing well--as in, lots of zeros in red on the balance sheet. So as he went out on alerts, he would ask his deputy to stop at one of the banks along the way. He would case the place, then come back later and rob it. Got caught because he was using his personal vehicle, and someone recognized it from previous robberies. Article. |
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Posted: 2/11/2024 9:42:25 PM EDT
[#45]
Company car, 8:15 am, .28 BAC, sideswipes big rig on the interstate.
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Posted: 2/11/2024 10:30:37 PM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Cocaine Stealing gas from company truck Smashing out windows in company truck Falling asleep in locked bathroom with netflix playing and having to call fire department because they thought you had stroked out. Blowing guys behind the dumpster on security camera Screwing guys on the outdoor break table after hours Sending memes , bad ones at that , to entire shift about boss and leads. Skipping work to go to casino and get hammered and then posting pics on FB saying how you are suppose to be at work but you said FU. Factory workers are so cool....... Back in early 2010s I learned of a guy stealing gas. He was a service tech with a take home truck and his few main accounts were pretty far from his house, so he drove a lot of miles. He explained it to me. He kept a couple of the empty metal gas cans, those 1 gallon pre-mixed deals you get from the hardware store, and would fill up way out in BFE by his house on the way into work every morning. He'd put two gallons in the cans, which he figured was the max he could do without showing an unusually low MPG on the office score sheet. He said that he did it in the morning because if he was ever given a surprise vehicle inspection or forgot the cans, he would have just said "oh yeah I grabbed those from Lowes on my way home the other day for my weedeater". Dude was never checked, never caught. I figure he got maybe 8-10 gallons a week depending on how much he was driving, but he did say he always gassed up in the morning regardless of whether he went through half a tank or a full tank or whatever the day previous. He isn't on the road anymore so that gravy train stopped but I always wondered how many other guys were doing that. $30 a week tax free for years. Years. |
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Posted: 2/12/2024 7:22:51 AM EDT
[#47]
One of our employees was also a union rep for the non-professionals.
He had been going to 'union meetings' for awhile, and putting it on his timesheet. Come to find out, there weren't any union meetings, he was taking the time off. Well, he got fired and even the union bigwigs were powerless to save him. Even union goons get fired for falsifying a timesheet. Great way to cap a 20 year career.
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Posted: 2/12/2024 8:39:37 AM EDT
[#48]
Machete fight in the parking lot
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Posted: 2/12/2024 8:43:20 AM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: 1) failing drug test 2) lying to supervisors 3) lying to supervisors 4) lying about how evidence was damaged post arrest (which would not have really been a problem if he hadn’t lied about it) 5) fucking his girlfriend when he was supposed to have been 3 counties away at training (he was married too) 6) beating his wife (arrested) 7) beating his girlfriend (arrested) 8) DUI in a police car That’s all I can remember off the top of my head Yeah but those aren't really strange in that line of work.
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Posted: 2/12/2024 8:44:44 AM EDT
[#50]
Guy murdered his wife and turned himself in.
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