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5/22/2020 3:47:13 PM EDT
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It sounds like the show is loosely based on any GD thread about Kate Beckinsale.
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She's a Brit, too. Interestinger and interestinger. Tinfoil cap...engaged!

5/22/2020 3:50:03 PM EDT
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Ouch.
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There's an epilogue, although it doesn't really make the story any happier:

https://www.eggsurance.com/our-story/

Newborn photos with the mom and a dog?

5/22/2020 3:54:41 PM EDT
[#3]
YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER COMPILATION!!!
Didn't Maury Povich do about 30 years of this?


A Maury Compilation! The Biggest You Are Not The Father Tantrums!




5/22/2020 3:54:47 PM EDT
[#4]
You do know that the thread title is the plot to hundreds of porn movies.  
5/22/2020 3:54:58 PM EDT
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She's a Brit, too. Interestinger and interestinger. Tinfoil cap...engaged!

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It sounds like the show is loosely based on any GD thread about Kate Beckinsale.


She's a Brit, too. Interestinger and interestinger. Tinfoil cap...engaged!


She's from Chicago.
5/22/2020 3:55:13 PM EDT
[#6]

Why me? What did I do wrong?

Sadly, what you did wrong was get taken in by a feminist bedtime story.

What you should have done instead was take a statistics class fifteen years ago, read a chart on fertility rates and birth defects, and then assessed your priorities.
5/22/2020 4:15:02 PM EDT
[#7]
Should have gone with 37 rather than 15.

5/22/2020 4:15:42 PM EDT
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Should have gone with 37 rather than 15.

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In a row?
5/22/2020 4:16:50 PM EDT
[#9]
Yeah I’m not falling for that shit. Again.
5/22/2020 4:24:00 PM EDT
[#10]
I know they want to spin it as a show but just cut to the chase and have them all jack off in a communal cup and break out a funnel and get it over with.

Solutions.
5/22/2020 4:36:05 PM EDT
[#11]
So once they figure out who the baby daddy is, he's gonna be stuck paying for that youngin for like the next 25 years or so, right?
5/22/2020 4:46:12 PM EDT
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What's England got to do with anything?

It's airing on Fox.
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Wow...every time I think Disney & ABC have reached the bottom, jolly ol’ England’s Prime Time proves me wrong.



Sex workers - ok

Porn - defiles /degrades women

W.T.F?

What's England got to do with anything?

It's airing on Fox.


It’s in UK’s Mirror tabloid & there are no original thoughts in entertainment, so, it must be a US version of a BBC show, like Who Wants to be a Millionaire, Steptoe & Son, ad nauseum.

5/22/2020 4:47:42 PM EDT
[#13]
Kinky
5/22/2020 4:49:03 PM EDT
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Judging by your avatar you won't be competeing.
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5/22/2020 4:49:55 PM EDT
[#15]
I've had a vasectomy but I'll keep banging her until it happens.
5/22/2020 4:57:10 PM EDT
[#16]
I hope Sean_of_the_Dead turns out to be the host.
5/22/2020 5:04:34 PM EDT
[#17]
The winner gets what? 20 yrs of child support and the rest of her life's worth of alimony?
5/22/2020 5:08:38 PM EDT
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5/22/2020 5:13:06 PM EDT
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Screen name checks out?
5/22/2020 5:22:21 PM EDT
[#20]
Do they get to have sex with her until she conceives or just get to wack in a cup for in vitro?


5/22/2020 5:32:48 PM EDT
[#21]
She is not bad at all
5/22/2020 5:46:40 PM EDT
[#22]
I've seen this on Redtube, except the girl uses a funnel.
5/22/2020 5:47:44 PM EDT
[#23]
Her eggs are expired... bad idea.  The show looks to be full of incel white knights
5/22/2020 5:52:21 PM EDT
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From the comments

Maury has freed more black men than Abraham Lincoln


My one wish in life is to feel the joy these men feel when Maury says "Not"

5/22/2020 5:54:27 PM EDT
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Her eggs are expired... bad idea.  The show looks to be full of incel white knights
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No Eggs Empty Egg Carton Meme (Full with Clean Audio)
5/22/2020 5:54:31 PM EDT
[#26]
But the important detail that was left out; how many of the men are gay or women pretending to be men?  Need at least one of each to be "inclusive".
5/22/2020 5:55:26 PM EDT
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Is the show going to pay for IVF? Are they paying for an amniocentesis to check for Down Syndrome?

She's 41, most of the viable eggs she has left are playing basketball in an empty stadium.

And the rest of them are licking the sneeze guards at the concession stand.

Yeah yeah yeah, I realize women far older than her have carried healthy babies to term. She's rolling the dice though, and she's smart enough to know that.
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This is the funniest thing I've read all day. Thank you.
5/22/2020 5:57:06 PM EDT
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Her eggs are expired... bad idea.  The show looks to be full of incel white knights
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Brigitte Nielsen (56) disagrees.

5/22/2020 8:32:34 PM EDT
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I know they want to spin it as a show but just cut to the chase and have them all jack off in a communal cup and break out a funnel and get it over with.

Solutions.
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We already saw that movie, too.

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5/22/2020 8:52:53 PM EDT
[#30]
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Ive seen some german videos like that before but it was usually more than 15 competing
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GGG....
5/22/2020 10:01:03 PM EDT
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Mental illness needs treatment, not celebration.  
5/22/2020 10:03:50 PM EDT
[#32]
The winner is awarded with a down-syndrome baby.  Wonderful.
5/22/2020 10:23:03 PM EDT
[#33]
I remember years ago, KLOL in Houston had a contest.

The Breeder's Cup!

Several couples entered. All women given a pregnancy test.

GO!!!!!

First couple to get got won like a years supply of baby things.
5/22/2020 10:25:38 PM EDT
[#34]
Besides paying child support, does the winner get a prize?
5/22/2020 10:29:20 PM EDT
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Well they definitely are never getting a BJ from her.
5/22/2020 10:31:05 PM EDT
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The way reality shows are going, fast forward 20 years and there will be a "who can take the biggest dump" game show. I'm not certain, but I kinda suspect Japan already has something similar.
5/22/2020 10:33:40 PM EDT
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The way reality shows are going, fast forward 20 years and there will be a "who can take the biggest dump" game show. I'm not certain, but I kinda suspect Japan already has something similar.
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I just want to watch an "Ow My Balls" marathon on a major network before I die.
5/22/2020 10:34:06 PM EDT
[#38]
So...I'm guessing Anal is out
5/22/2020 10:39:59 PM EDT
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Only if she wants her baby to be a lawyer.
5/22/2020 10:40:56 PM EDT
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Is the show going to pay for IVF? Are they paying for an amniocentesis to check for Down Syndrome?

She's 41, most of the viable eggs she has left are playing basketball in an empty stadium.

And the rest of them are licking the sneeze guards at the concession stand.

Yeah yeah yeah, I realize women far older than her have carried healthy babies to term. She's rolling the dice though, and she's smart enough to know that.
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You would be surprised I got my wife pregnant at 37 yrs old.

After our last son I had them cut and tie her tubes.
5/22/2020 10:45:27 PM EDT
[#41]
I saw that movie...
5/22/2020 10:46:14 PM EDT
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Self centered greedy bitch got what she deserved.
5/22/2020 11:28:49 PM EDT
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You would be surprised I got my wife pregnant at 37 yrs old.

After our last son I had them cut and tie her tubes.
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Is the show going to pay for IVF? Are they paying for an amniocentesis to check for Down Syndrome?

She's 41, most of the viable eggs she has left are playing basketball in an empty stadium.

And the rest of them are licking the sneeze guards at the concession stand.

Yeah yeah yeah, I realize women far older than her have carried healthy babies to term. She's rolling the dice though, and she's smart enough to know that.
You would be surprised I got my wife pregnant at 37 yrs old.

After our last son I had them cut and tie her tubes.


First time pregnancy in their 40s is a different story.
5/22/2020 11:35:12 PM EDT
[#44]
Don't need a game show for this. On any given Friday night, a 20-something guy can walk into pretty much any hotel bar and knock up a 41 year old chick of his choice.

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