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Posted: 1/13/2021 11:52:30 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: How is that even possible? Quote HistoryQuoted: you got tired of masturbating to the sex scene? How is that even possible? Masturbation means stimulating one's own genitals, often to the point of orgasm. Masturbating can relieve sexual tension and reduce stress. It can also induce pleasure, enhance sexual satisfaction with intimate partners, and promote rest and relaxation. Masturbation is generally regarded as a safe way to relieve sexual tension without risking disease or an unwanted pregnancy. It gives people an opportunity to experiment sexually. They can get to know their own bodies and learn what feels good to them—and what they’d rather avoid. 
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Posted: 1/13/2021 11:57:00 PM EST
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Posted: 1/14/2021 12:11:24 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Falling Down is another that couldn't be made today. I'm the bad guy? All too True these days... 
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Posted: 1/14/2021 12:14:27 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Matt Damon. FAG |
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Posted: 1/14/2021 12:18:45 AM EST
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Wife and I were watching "16 Candles" the other day. Said NO WAY would they allow that movie today....not with a "crazy chinamen" named Long Duck Dong.
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Posted: 1/14/2021 12:26:05 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Legend has it during the screening when the opening scene (with the meta crappy puppet show) played a studio exec jumped up and said (of Parker/Stone) "THEY'VE FUCKED US." Fuckin' lol. I nearly had a cardiac arrest from laughing during the sex scene. "I PROMISE I WILL NEVER DIE". That is a Signature Line that always gets a laugh when my girl or I drop it... |
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Posted: 1/14/2021 12:26:57 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: They could use CGI. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I thought they've said repeatedly they would never work with puppets again, because it was so difficult? They could use CGI. I doubt you could CGI the shear, campy crappiness of those puppets which were still legit technical wonders of cinema despite that crappiness  The movie was like an exquisitely master-crafted, turd. That was also a legitimately entertaining 80s action movie. |
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Posted: 1/14/2021 12:29:47 AM EST
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 At this moment, I laughed so hard I thought I was going to throw up and/or pass out. |
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Posted: 1/14/2021 12:46:33 AM EST
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So lick my butt and suck on my balls
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Posted: 1/14/2021 12:57:42 AM EST
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Surprise, cockfags!
I'll drill two holes through your dick so that when you pee it shoots out in all different directions. Jesus Tittyfucking Christ! Great movie! 
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Posted: 1/14/2021 5:57:20 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You had me at dicks fuck assholes Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: "See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because, pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes! And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!" You had me at dicks fuck assholes Well aren't you a cheap date! |
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Posted: 1/14/2021 6:00:41 AM EST
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Suck my cock, Gary.
No, I'm not gay! It's not about sex, it's about trust! It's the eye of the needle and we must both pass through it! |
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Posted: 1/14/2021 6:02:01 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I thought they've said repeatedly they would never work with puppets again, because it was so difficult? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Matt and Trey were in serious talks, with people who worked on the first one, a least a year ago on a sequel... I thought they've said repeatedly they would never work with puppets again, because it was so difficult? When they started post-production they planned to digitally remove all the marionette strings. They decided it was too time-consuming and expensive, so they left them in. Turned out to be serendipitous - especially in the sex scene when the wires got tangled up. |
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Posted: 1/14/2021 7:41:09 AM EST
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Posted: 1/14/2021 7:42:52 AM EST
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There’s a lot of movies they couldn’t make now. I watched Murder by Death last night with my wife and daughter and there’s no way that movie could be made today.
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Posted: 1/14/2021 7:48:34 AM EST
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"You ARE dedicated!"
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Posted: 1/14/2021 7:57:19 AM EST
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Those guys could, they have the clout and the money to produce and release whatever they want at this point.
Other guys, probably not. |
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Posted: 1/14/2021 8:08:26 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: *vomits...continues vomiting... ....continues vomiting... ... ...still vomiting... Get out of the street, you fucking bum! |
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Posted: 1/14/2021 8:35:56 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: There's a lot of movies they couldn't make now. I watched Murder by Death last night with my wife and daughter and there's no way that movie could be made today. What was so bad about Murder by Death? The only thing that really stands out is Sydney Wang being played by Peter Sellers, but he was a parody of Charlie Chan, who was always played by white actors in the old movies. |
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Posted: 1/14/2021 8:40:11 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That's certainly one opinion.  Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Team America is a shit stain watched by morons. That's certainly one opinion. Only stupid fucking idiots think that, though. 
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Posted: 1/14/2021 8:42:10 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Legend has it during the screening when the opening scene (with the meta crappy puppet show) played a studio exec jumped up and said (of Parker/Stone) "THEY'VE FUCKED US." Fuckin' lol. I nearly had a cardiac arrest from laughing during the sex scene. "I PROMISE I WILL NEVER DIE". I've always wonderd how it did in theaters and all. i don't remember any numbers. |
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Posted: 1/14/2021 8:47:47 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I've always wonderd how it did in theaters and all. i don't remember any numbers. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Legend has it during the screening when the opening scene (with the meta crappy puppet show) played a studio exec jumped up and said (of Parker/Stone) "THEY'VE FUCKED US." Fuckin' lol. I nearly had a cardiac arrest from laughing during the sex scene. "I PROMISE I WILL NEVER DIE". I've always wonderd how it did in theaters and all. i don't remember any numbers. I bought one ticket. I think it basically broke even or was a modest success at the box office. I'm sure it made more in the DVD market. |
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Posted: 1/14/2021 8:50:31 AM EST
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The first half of South Park the Movie is one of the funniest damn things that couldn't be made either.
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Posted: 1/14/2021 8:50:37 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Team America is a shit stain watched by morons. Do you ever not say stupid shit? |
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Posted: 1/14/2021 8:56:30 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: you got tired of masturbating to the sex scene? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Team America is a shit stain watched by morons. you got tired of masturbating to the sex scene? |
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Posted: 1/14/2021 9:37:43 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I bought one ticket. I think it basically broke even or was a modest success at the box office. I'm sure it made more in the DVD market. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. I don't even remember ads for the theater openings. I just remember it being on HBO or something and now watch it whenever it comes on. I might even have it on dvd.
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Posted: 1/14/2021 1:17:21 PM EST
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Posted: 1/14/2021 5:22:43 PM EST
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I'm watching the South Park movie.
Nostalgia. They were at the peak of their first era. They are consistently awesome, but they have a few distinct eras. |
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Posted: 1/14/2021 9:26:57 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm watching the South Park movie. Nostalgia. They were at the peak of their first era. They are consistently awesome, but they have a few distinct eras. Agreed. I'm kinda surprised they haven't made another movie. I guess they've since branched out with things like Baseketball, Team America and The Book of Mormon. |
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Posted: 1/14/2021 9:47:49 PM EST
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The Toxic Avenger. the Taco Teusday scene lol. The left would mass suicide if they saw that.
ETA shit. I cant find it. Did they scrub it from.the net? |
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Posted: 1/14/2021 11:08:45 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The Toxic Avenger. the Taco Teusday scene lol. The left would mass suicide if they saw that. ETA shit. I cant find it. Did they scrub it from.the net?  The Toxic Avenger - Taco Bar Fight Holy crap. That did have some shit you don't see very often. 
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Posted: 1/14/2021 11:11:00 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I laughed so hard I thought I was going to pass out a few times the first time I saw it. It was the first movie in a long time I LOLed in theater and couldnt stop. |
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Posted: 1/14/2021 11:15:25 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOxeYiPtdOQHoly crap. That did have some shit you don't see very often. I was thinking of the scene from school when all the retards were having Taco Tuesday. ETA I think it was a later sequel |
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Posted: 1/15/2021 4:02:18 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It was the first movie in a long time I LOLed in theater and couldnt stop. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I laughed so hard I thought I was going to pass out a few times the first time I saw it. It was the first movie in a long time I LOLed in theater and couldnt stop. I watched it in theater and the entire place was rib-splitting laughing so hard for the entire movie. |
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