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Click To View Spoiler Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you could tell me about this?", pointing to the bowl. "Oh yes", she replied "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions on the package said to place it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would prevent the spread of disease. And do you know I haven't had the flu all winter?" |
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Hmmm. 11teen? Your application is being processed, be patient Lol... Mine too? Yours is approved and awaiting a notary I'm a notary. Fucking Arfcom has it all. ALL OF IT. DRINK. |
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damn, i go to work all day, miss a bunch of selfies, heartache, talk of 40s. what else.. oh, i just ate this, ya'll jelly??? http://i.imgur.com/nQ5Ckze.jpg View Quote Damn that looks good. |
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I'm 6'2" 220. I never really have people fuck with me I've been told I have a good mean mug though. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Is anyone else here like a big dude? Do drunkards always wanna fight you to prove their manhood? Didnt halpen tonight but in Or it happened all the time at the bars I'm 6'2" 220. I never really have people fuck with me I've been told I have a good mean mug though. damn smiley, why did i think you were like 5'3??? you look short in your pics even though the only pics i've seen of you were like shoulders up... |
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damn, i go to work all day, miss a bunch of selfies, heartache, talk of 40s. what else.. oh, i just ate this, ya'll jelly??? http://i.imgur.com/nQ5Ckze.jpg Damn that looks good. it was, and i hate myself... |
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damn, i go to work all day, miss a bunch of selfies, heartache, talk of 40s. what else.. oh, i just ate this, ya'll jelly??? http://i.imgur.com/nQ5Ckze.jpg View Quote Someone puked on your fries! |
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damn, i go to work all day, miss a bunch of selfies, heartache, talk of 40s. what else.. oh, i just ate this, ya'll jelly??? http://i.imgur.com/nQ5Ckze.jpg Someone puked on your fries! oh they are so good this way... |
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damn, i go to work all day, miss a bunch of selfies, heartache, talk of 40s. what else.. oh, i just ate this, ya'll jelly??? http://i.imgur.com/nQ5Ckze.jpg Someone puked on your fries! oh they are so good this way... I will never know |
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damn, i go to work all day, miss a bunch of selfies, heartache, talk of 40s. what else.. oh, i just ate this, ya'll jelly??? http://i.imgur.com/nQ5Ckze.jpg Someone puked on your fries! oh they are so good this way... I will never know in-n-out is in more places than CA.. texas i think? and nevada and arizona i'm pretty sure |
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been thinking about FOing on this stock, what do you guys think? http://i.imgur.com/rws0hBc.jpg View Quote Doooo iiiit those things look sexy, especially on a SBR. ETA: That price tag tho... |
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in-n-out is in more places than CA.. texas i think? and nevada and arizona i'm pretty sure View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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damn, i go to work all day, miss a bunch of selfies, heartache, talk of 40s. what else.. oh, i just ate this, ya'll jelly??? http://i.imgur.com/nQ5Ckze.jpg Someone puked on your fries! oh they are so good this way... I will never know in-n-out is in more places than CA.. texas i think? and nevada and arizona i'm pretty sure Maybe one day, the southwest is about the only part of the USA I've never been. |
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been thinking about FOing on this stock, what do you guys think? http://i.imgur.com/rws0hBc.jpg View Quote At first I hated them but the more guns I've seen them on the more I like them. Do it. |
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View Quote I'm sure some black rit dye would solve the problem instead of paint. Unless DD uses higher grade plastic than magpul. |
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been thinking about FOing on this stock, what do you guys think? http://i.imgur.com/rws0hBc.jpg View Quote Go for the LWRC compact stock instead. |
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been thinking about FOing on this stock, what do you guys think? http://i.imgur.com/rws0hBc.jpg View Quote They are a lot better now that you don't have to use the proprietary bcg but holy shit the price is retarded. I think I'd rather have the LAW folder on a Magpul stock. |
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Go for the LWRC compact stock instead. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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been thinking about FOing on this stock, what do you guys think? http://i.imgur.com/rws0hBc.jpg Go for the LWRC compact stock instead. Those always looked like a standard milspec stock that all guns come with. But I know there are a ton of guys that love em. |
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They are a lot better now that you don't have to use the proprietary bcg but holy shit the price is retarded. I think I'd rather have the LAW folder on a Magpul stock. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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been thinking about FOing on this stock, what do you guys think? http://i.imgur.com/rws0hBc.jpg They are a lot better now that you don't have to use the proprietary bcg but holy shit the price is retarded. I think I'd rather have the LAW folder on a Magpul stock. yeah, $400 is pretty steep... i mean whats a stock buffer tube set run, under $250, right? |
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so what the fuck is up guys!?
happy weekend... watching some NBA playoffs before work.. what y'all up to????? |
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yeah, $400 is pretty steep... i mean whats a stock buffer tube set run, under $250, right? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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been thinking about FOing on this stock, what do you guys think? http://i.imgur.com/rws0hBc.jpg They are a lot better now that you don't have to use the proprietary bcg but holy shit the price is retarded. I think I'd rather have the LAW folder on a Magpul stock. yeah, $400 is pretty steep... i mean whats a stock buffer tube set run, under $250, right? Probably closer to $100 with a Magpul moe. |
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Probably closer to $100 with a Magpul moe. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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been thinking about FOing on this stock, what do you guys think? http://i.imgur.com/rws0hBc.jpg They are a lot better now that you don't have to use the proprietary bcg but holy shit the price is retarded. I think I'd rather have the LAW folder on a Magpul stock. yeah, $400 is pretty steep... i mean whats a stock buffer tube set run, under $250, right? Probably closer to $100 with a Magpul moe. yeah, i'm not a big fan of most things magpul... but' i'm always open to try something.. |
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Probably closer to $100 with a Magpul moe. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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been thinking about FOing on this stock, what do you guys think? http://i.imgur.com/rws0hBc.jpg They are a lot better now that you don't have to use the proprietary bcg but holy shit the price is retarded. I think I'd rather have the LAW folder on a Magpul stock. yeah, $400 is pretty steep... i mean whats a stock buffer tube set run, under $250, right? Probably closer to $100 with a Magpul moe. 130-160bucks for a lpk,buffer kit and Magpul moe stock at PSA. Depending on the color you want,. |
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130-160bucks for a lpk,buffer kit and Magpul moe stock at PSA. Depending on the color you want,. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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been thinking about FOing on this stock, what do you guys think? http://i.imgur.com/rws0hBc.jpg They are a lot better now that you don't have to use the proprietary bcg but holy shit the price is retarded. I think I'd rather have the LAW folder on a Magpul stock. yeah, $400 is pretty steep... i mean whats a stock buffer tube set run, under $250, right? Probably closer to $100 with a Magpul moe. 130-160bucks for a lpk,buffer kit and Magpul moe stock at PSA. Depending on the color you want,. No more Magpul moe for $20? |
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so what the fuck is up guys!? happy weekend... watching some NBA playoffs before work.. what y'all up to????? View Quote Hanging out. Took my daughter to gymnastics earlier today, waiting on my wife's parents to get here so I can go to the gym, and then get ready to go to a wedding at 5:30. It better not suck and it better not be too long of a service. Worst part about the wedding is my wife will get home and be too tired to have anything to do with me . Looks like another late night hanging in here after the wedding . |
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LP is at work. Thinking about lunch. Actually in the mood for some hate chicken in all honesty
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I'm sure some black rit dye would solve the problem instead of paint. Unless DD uses higher grade plastic than magpul. They are nylon, don't think you can rit dye them, but that won't stop me from trying! |
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Up to page 85? Y'all were chatty last night.
Fixing the home computer (the one I never use, but the wife and kids do) Then outside for some yardwork. |
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Chilling. Watching the Atlanta Braves. Going to have some shrimp and fish tacos for dinner, with Krispy Kreme donuts for dessert
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I'm sure some black rit dye would solve the problem instead of paint. Unless DD uses higher grade plastic than magpul. They are nylon, don't think you can rit dye them, but that won't stop me from trying! I wonder how an acid die (they are designed for synthetic fabrics) would do. Hmmm, we may just have to find out, goo thing I ordered two of them! Now to see if the local fabric store has acid dye. They online store I found has an awesome color selection. |
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Up to page 85? Y'all were chatty last night. Fixing the home computer (the one I never use, but the wife and kids do) Then outside for some yardwork. Not everyone |
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Up to page 85? Y'all were chatty last night. Fixing the home computer (the one I never use, but the wife and kids do) Then outside for some yardwork. Me too! But I put the phone down and was binge watching the Walking Dead with SWMBO. Good show, just started watching it a few weeks ago on Netflix. |
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Up to page 85? Y'all were chatty last night. Fixing the home computer (the one I never use, but the wife and kids do) Then outside for some yardwork. We all went to bed passed out early too...lol |
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Goddamn I can't keep up with this thread and get fucked up at the same time. Raged in Philly last night, went and coached a youth baseball game this morning, now getting back in the saddle to rage again tonight. Fucking 82 degrees here right now.
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Goddamn I can't keep up with this thread and get fucked up at the same time. Raged in Philly last night, went and coached a youth baseball game this morning, now getting back in the saddle to rage again tonight. Fucking 82 degrees here right now. View Quote Damn, that's some serious dedication! |
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Just finished mowing my yard, now I'm drinking until the girlfriend gets done studying, then probably going to the farm again.
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