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Posted: 6/24/2021 9:15:30 PM EDT

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Nurses are a special breed of people who know how to be tough and loving. And men who marry nurses end up the happiest.

Actually, guys are attracted to nurses. They are smart, naughty, and tough. Almost everyone wants to talk with a nurse and have some kind of connection with a nurse. Nurses naturally give compassionate care to the people they love.

Old folks say if you marry a nurse, it will be like winning a lottery. Marrying a nurse is like hitting the jackpot.

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Posted: 6/24/2021 9:16:23 PM EDT

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Posted: 6/24/2021 9:17:05 PM EDT

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Dude. You need to get laid. Go get a hooker, and quit hanging out on whatever sites you do that feed you this stuff.

Posted: 6/24/2021 9:17:12 PM EDT

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Most nurses are crazy!

Posted: 6/24/2021 9:17:34 PM EDT

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Yeah, mine uses up all her give a fuck at work. I might be dissenting, here.

Posted: 6/24/2021 9:17:52 PM EDT

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Posted: 6/24/2021 9:18:11 PM EDT

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Right up until the crazy comes out, they have an affair and you lose half your stuff in the ensuing divorce. No not me, but seen it happen often enough.

Posted: 6/24/2021 9:18:22 PM EDT

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No.

Just no.

Posted: 6/24/2021 9:19:21 PM EDT

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My experience does not match that article but they are fun.

I've developed a weird Pavlovian boner response to scrubs.

Posted: 6/24/2021 9:19:25 PM EDT

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Agreed. Especially since he knows how to spot a ladyboy.

Posted: 6/24/2021 9:19:29 PM EDT

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Scrubs.

Sometimes they look great in scrubs.

Posted: 6/24/2021 9:19:54 PM EDT

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In my experience, they're like the hotter version of Army chicks. Crazy and usually whores. Good for a night, bad for a lifetime.

Posted: 6/24/2021 9:20:02 PM EDT

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Mrs Rabinowitz just retired after 40 years as an OR RN.

Being married to her has been glorious. I've never been happier.

Nurses are great.

Posted: 6/24/2021 9:20:21 PM EDT

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Posted: 6/24/2021 9:20:50 PM EDT

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Honestly dude, think more and post less.

Posted: 6/24/2021 9:21:17 PM EDT

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I married a nurse over 32 years ago. It’s been great. She’s now a CRNA. It’s even greater now. We just spent the past hour sitting on the dock at our new lake home drinking Scotch and wine. 4 kids, now empty nesters with retirement on the horizon.

Posted: 6/24/2021 9:21:32 PM EDT

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With several nurses in my family circle, there isn't one who isn't fucking bat shit crazy.

Posted: 6/24/2021 9:22:00 PM EDT

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Posted: 6/24/2021 9:22:07 PM EDT

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did those happy men decide to give up on being happy? most nurses are crazy, junkies or both...

Posted: 6/24/2021 9:22:09 PM EDT

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I married a nurse 55 years ago and couldn't be happier.

Posted: 6/24/2021 9:22:29 PM EDT

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JLPettimore relationship thread of the day.

Posted: 6/24/2021 9:22:36 PM EDT

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Argument by assertion. It's true because the author says its true not because factual evidence is given to back up the claims.

Posted: 6/24/2021 9:23:20 PM EDT

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Healthcare heroes need to be thanked for their TikTok videos, I mean service !

All set with nurses, their inflated sense of worth is really annoying.

Posted: 6/24/2021 9:24:00 PM EDT

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The headline also makes it sound like these men are already super happy before marrying so they may just be extremely stupid.

Posted: 6/24/2021 9:24:17 PM EDT

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I always read these threads and laugh because its so true.
dated a nurse briefly , she jumped out of my truck one night

I dumped her so guess that had something to do with it

Posted: 6/24/2021 9:24:45 PM EDT

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I dated a nurse in college. She was insane. I’m lucky that I still I have all my body parts.

Posted: 6/24/2021 9:25:01 PM EDT

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And the headline itself doesn't say anything about their happiness level after they've gotten married.

Posted: 6/24/2021 9:25:53 PM EDT

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Did a woman write that article?

Posted: 6/24/2021 9:26:36 PM EDT

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Not the Nurses who only wear purple and are into horses!

Posted: 6/24/2021 9:26:51 PM EDT

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People are idiots.

If I hear another person say "I've met so many crazy nurses!"

Well no shit, nurses just happen to be the most popular profession for women in the US. You have a 2+ million of them in the US alone.

Then you have to factor in a the job having stress and dealing with a lot of rude people daily.

It's like saying "I think teenager are much more grouchy than 90 year olds, I see it all the time." Again, no shit, how many teenagers do you encounter every day compared to 90 year olds.

Posted: 6/24/2021 9:27:24 PM EDT

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one of my cop buddies sent this to me.

Posted: 6/24/2021 9:27:35 PM EDT

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Married 25 years. Wife is a nurse. First years were ok but after the kids were born she changed.
To be honest she has made my life miserable about 70% of the time since then. If it wasnt for my great kids I would have been gone.

Nurses or not, a good majority of women are just about themselves.

Buyer beware, choose wisely or suffer.

Posted: 6/24/2021 9:27:37 PM EDT

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Seems par the course. Its all fun and games until she runs off with a doctor making 6 figures, and still gets half your shit.

Posted: 6/24/2021 9:27:48 PM EDT

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can i MGTOW SQUAD ASSEMBLLL in my own thread?

Posted: 6/24/2021 9:28:11 PM EDT

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What like after the divorce is final?

Posted: 6/24/2021 9:28:16 PM EDT

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I married a nurse over 32 years ago. It's been great. She's now a CRNA. It's even greater now. We just spent the past hour sitting on the dock at our new lake home drinking Scotch and wine. 4 kids, now empty nesters with retirement on the horizon.

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i wish i would've become a CRNA for $$$ and the pension.

Posted: 6/24/2021 9:28:58 PM EDT

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I may have a long record involving redheaded nurses.

Posted: 6/24/2021 9:29:40 PM EDT

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Ex Wife one, EMT. Ex Wife 2, Sergeant at large metro police dept. Both crazy.
Lucky to still be alive! Couldnt imagine a nurse.

Posted: 6/24/2021 9:30:28 PM EDT

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Agreed. Especially since he knows how to spot a ladyboy.

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I may be wrong, but I think op is a chick not a dude. But i was wrong the second time too. Maybe?

Posted: 6/24/2021 9:31:28 PM EDT

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No thanks!

Posted: 6/24/2021 9:31:32 PM EDT

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All i know is from my younger years is that nursing students are freaks in a good way

Posted: 6/24/2021 9:31:45 PM EDT

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Seems par the course. Its all fun and games until she runs off with a doctor making 6 figures, and still gets half your shit.

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Right up until the crazy comes out, they have an affair and you lose half your stuff in the ensuing divorce. No not me, but seen it happen often enough.

Seems par the course. Its all fun and games until she runs off with a doctor making 6 figures, and still gets half your shit.

Doesn't have to be for a doctor or money for them to cheat. They will do it just out of spite. Ask me how I know this.

Posted: 6/24/2021 9:32:39 PM EDT

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I dated an EMT. She was a freak among freaks, but picking up the pieces of wrecked people resulted in some rather drastic mood swings and manic behavior. I pulled the eject handle and never looked back.

It was the wisest choice I made in that period of my life (not that that’s saying much).

I also sort of dated a regular nurse. She was more of a friend with benefits. She was a total sex addict and pretty much had sex with everyone. She met a neurosurgeon, fell in love, and (as far as I know) has been faithful and happily married ever since.

I quit messing around with crazy medical chicks and married a farmer’s daughter. That’s the other smart decision that I’ve made in my life.

Posted: 6/24/2021 9:34:19 PM EDT

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I may be wrong, but I think op is a chick not a dude. But i was wrong the second time too. Maybe?

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Dude. You need to get laid. Go get a hooker, and quit hanging out on whatever sites you do that feed you this stuff.

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Agreed. Especially since he knows how to spot a ladyboy.

I may be wrong, but I think op is a chick not a dude. But i was wrong the second time too. Maybe?

No, he's a dude. A very lonely dude. That avatar is a girl from a TV show set in Montana.

Posted: 6/24/2021 9:35:17 PM EDT

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When I was in Oceanside I dated a nurse from San Clemente

She was hands down the CRAZIEST woman I have ever been with

And I’ve been with some serious psychos