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Link Posted: 6/24/2021 9:39:27 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/24/2021 9:40:42 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/24/2021 9:41:00 PM EDT
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Most nurses are crazy!
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Isn't that a feature, not a flaw?

Dunno, dated a nurse(ing student) in college. Pretty high on the crazy/hot scale, she actually motorboated me first time we hooked up (I was a swimmer, had some pretty decent pec muscles at the time). By the five year college reunion she had nailed down a surgeon and had two kids already.
Link Posted: 6/24/2021 9:43:48 PM EDT
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My mother is a redhead nurse who used to own a horse and used to be a little crazy. But the OP is correct. My dad is very happy and they have been married for over 50 years.

It also helps to be married to a nurse when you get old and need someone to help you with health and medical issues.
Link Posted: 6/24/2021 9:44:53 PM EDT
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nurses are fun to have sex with but relationships are a no go
Link Posted: 6/24/2021 9:47:10 PM EDT
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It's true.
Link Posted: 6/24/2021 9:49:43 PM EDT
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I've dated a bunch of nurses in my lifetime and each one was a total freak in the sack
Link Posted: 6/24/2021 9:50:52 PM EDT
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Bonus points if she owns horses.
Link Posted: 6/24/2021 9:51:22 PM EDT
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Married a labor and delivery nurse. Can confirm.
Link Posted: 6/24/2021 9:52:09 PM EDT
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Doctor ladies are where it's at.
Link Posted: 6/24/2021 9:54:25 PM EDT
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30 years with my first nurse wife.

We’ve been through (in no particular order) family health crises in each other parents, cancer, orthopedic operations, deaths and she’s been amazing!

I can’t argue with my result, but i do know RNs who are batshit crazy.  Since most of the RNs i know are women, methinks there is the common thread—not scrubs.
Link Posted: 6/24/2021 9:56:42 PM EDT
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People are idiots.

If I hear another person say "I've met so many crazy nurses!"

Well no shit, nurses just happen to be the most popular profession for women in the US. You have a 2+ million of them in the US alone.

Then you have to factor in a the job having stress and dealing with a lot of rude people daily.

It's like saying "I think teenager are much more grouchy than 90 year olds, I see it all the time." Again, no shit, how many teenagers do you encounter every day compared to 90 year olds.


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Nursing is nowhere near the most popular profession for women.

Sorry about your crazy nurse wife.
Link Posted: 6/24/2021 9:57:44 PM EDT
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I'm on my third one.  Married one and divorced.  Dated a second and broke up.  Married to the third for 12 years now.
Link Posted: 6/24/2021 9:58:39 PM EDT
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My mom is a nurse, she cheated on my dad with a Doctor.  

Good luck.  Hard pass.
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I think nurses are as slutty as lawyers - and almost as slutty as strippers.    But not quite as bad as straight up prostitutes.
Link Posted: 6/24/2021 9:58:39 PM EDT
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Nurses have no body related hangups
Link Posted: 6/24/2021 9:59:57 PM EDT
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I think nurses are as slutty as lawyers - and almost as slutty as strippers.    But not quite as bad as straight up prostitutes.
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Didn't work out, eh?
Link Posted: 6/24/2021 10:00:37 PM EDT
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Mine only likes one, maybe two of her fellow nurses. If she doesn't like them, I'll defer to her experience.
Link Posted: 6/24/2021 10:03:21 PM EDT
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I live with a red headed nurse in her house. She takes care of me mostly. She's an ER nurse and has little interaction out on the floor type stuff. No plans to marry.
Link Posted: 6/24/2021 10:03:49 PM EDT
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My experience does not match that article but they are fun.

I've developed a weird Pavlovian boner response to scrubs.
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In the good old days they dressed like professionals

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Link Posted: 6/24/2021 10:04:04 PM EDT
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Most end up banging the doctor. True story.
Link Posted: 6/24/2021 10:05:47 PM EDT
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Married for 17 years to a 21 year nurse. I got lucky, she is not crazy, yet.
Link Posted: 6/24/2021 10:08:22 PM EDT
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My nurse wife is amazing and frustrating at times.
She's very passionate and emotional.

Others she's very detailed oriented and logical.
I can't figure her out.
Link Posted: 6/24/2021 10:08:33 PM EDT
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I read a similar article that stated the men that are the happiest married a red headed nurse that is a horse chick too. Very wonderful, long time.
Link Posted: 6/24/2021 10:09:03 PM EDT
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I've dated a bunch of nurses in my lifetime and each one was a total freak in the sack
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Can confirm that.
Link Posted: 6/24/2021 10:09:54 PM EDT
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Most end up banging the doctor. True story.
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I've been hanging out with the wrong nurses
Link Posted: 6/24/2021 10:10:59 PM EDT
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I know 4 nurses, 3 of them are insane control freaks and number 4 is my BIL and I think he's a closet queer.
Link Posted: 6/24/2021 10:14:00 PM EDT
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I know two guys that would disagree with that


But I was dating one when I moved to AZ and she was pretty great
Link Posted: 6/24/2021 10:24:18 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/24/2021 10:26:21 PM EDT
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My sister is a trauma nurse.  She married a male nurse, has five kids, and is still married after 30 years.  Killing it financially, too.

My daughter-in-law is an ER nurse, married to my son for five years.  She is killing it financially too, doing much better than Mrs. Pirate and I at that age.

I find my sister and DIL have many of the same attributes, personality traits, mannerisms, etc.  Iron fist in a velvet glove sorta thing going on with both of them.

And both will tell you without prompting or reservation, that nurses are overwhelmingly batshit crazy, gold-digging whores...to be avoided at all costs.

No, I am not kidding.

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Link Posted: 6/24/2021 10:29:10 PM EDT
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Are these nurses Filipino?
Link Posted: 6/24/2021 10:31:12 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/24/2021 10:31:40 PM EDT
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I work with nurses day in and day out. If I had to marry one of those basketcases, I'd put some peanut butter on the muzzle of my Glock and eat a bullet sandwich.
Link Posted: 6/24/2021 10:33:25 PM EDT
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Mrs Rabinowitz just retired after 40 years as an OR RN.

Being married to her has been glorious.  I've never been happier.

Nurses are great.
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I saw the thread title and immediately thought of you
Link Posted: 6/24/2021 10:36:03 PM EDT
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I spent about 30 minutes in the ER nurse’s station last week waiting to get a patient cleared to go to jail. The nurses (80% female) were foul mouthed, disgusting and as vulgar as Soldiers. I felt right at home. Patient ended up being admitted for psyche evals so I left empty handed.
Link Posted: 6/24/2021 10:37:18 PM EDT
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Nurses will take good care of you when you're sick.

Link Posted: 6/24/2021 10:38:50 PM EDT
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I think nurses are as slutty as lawyers - and almost as slutty as strippers.    But not quite as bad as straight up prostitutes.
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Lol, those slutty girls who claimed they were lawyers were lying to you…

ETA: LAWBunny says “I don’t know why anyone would say that about female lawyers. We don’t have time to be slutty, we’re too busy with work.”
Link Posted: 6/24/2021 10:39:40 PM EDT
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1. My experience does not match that article but they are fun.

2. I've developed a weird Pavlovian boner response to scrubs.
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1. Agree
2. Sarah Chalke mmmmmmm
Link Posted: 6/24/2021 10:40:30 PM EDT
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OP can no longer bust the MGTOW squad assemble -- he is the squad.
Link Posted: 6/24/2021 10:41:51 PM EDT
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No.....I suggest your Banker............Has worked out great for me..........
Link Posted: 6/24/2021 10:42:19 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/24/2021 10:42:43 PM EDT
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Lol, those slutty girls who claimed they were lawyers were lying to you…
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No seriously, she’s a coed from Dartmouth.
Link Posted: 6/24/2021 10:43:08 PM EDT
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I was once married to a nurse. She stabbed me with a pair of scissors.
Link Posted: 6/24/2021 10:43:38 PM EDT
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Nurses will take good care of you when you're sick.

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I read that book and formed a firm conviction that I don't like Stephen King's books.

Too creepy.

Never read another one.
Link Posted: 6/24/2021 10:44:55 PM EDT
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No seriously, she’s a coed from Dartmouth.
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Lol, those slutty girls who claimed they were lawyers were lying to you…

No seriously, she’s a coed from Dartmouth.

Sample set of one, eh?
Link Posted: 6/24/2021 10:46:48 PM EDT
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Most nurses are crazy!
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Link Posted: 6/24/2021 10:47:12 PM EDT
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Dated several. My studies have shown that on average they:

1) have a good sense of humor (dark)

2) are good/adventurous in bed

3) can handle their alcohol

4) tilt toward the crazy end of the spectrum
Link Posted: 6/24/2021 10:48:54 PM EDT
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Not all nurses are female, y'all know that right?

And most of those guys are not gay.
Link Posted: 6/24/2021 10:50:04 PM EDT
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hahhahahahahaha

do they like mental illness and divorce?
having their wives get nekkid at the drop of a hat for other dudes?

BTDT working in Hospitals.
Link Posted: 6/24/2021 10:50:42 PM EDT
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Bullshit. My ex wife was a total pain the ass, know it all. We were together for ten years, I paid for all her school and about a year into her working she showed her true shitbag self. Most of the nurses I see on a daily basis were all just entitled, opportunists, looking for the random dick that would deal with their shit. Avoid at all costs.
Link Posted: 6/24/2021 10:52:31 PM EDT
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I dated a red headed nurse, she was twice divorced by 30 with a kid. I probably dodged a bullet.
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