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Posted: 3/27/2022 3:54:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Many of my female friends (not that I'm friend zoned since I have sex with them all) have said that they don't like larger penises above 7 inches because they have more difficulty deep throating them and because it bangs up on their cervix. They actually prefer smaller because of this, and they enjoy sex with smaller penises very much. Not that I have a small penis. Mines huge. They were just trying to inform me of their preferences, I swear  Attached File |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 4:02:36 PM EDT
[#2]
Which would be a worse ‘this isn’t my thing, but a paycheck is a paycheck’?
Actor/actress Or Camera guy |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 4:03:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My experience is the same. For a LTR ( which is what I do, Im not a player ) slowly, but continually pushing the envelope keeps it interesting. They often want it that way, even if they dont admit it, or really know if they do or not. To be clear, Im not saying do things she really says no to, but at that point you should know what real "no" looks like and "hehehe blush, look away and giggle no or I dont know..." means. Pushing the boundaries is a great thing, women want to screw almost as much as we do, but they need to feel wanted. Just like men they have different kinks and I find it fun to find out what makes a woman tick, especially her deep dark fantasies that she's scared to admit to. There's nothing off limits in the bedroom as long as both people are on board. I've been with the same woman for 26 years, and we have done shit that would make most people blush, and still do all the time. I get bored easily and have to have change. |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 4:06:05 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Many of my female friends (not that I’m friend zoned since I have sex with them all) have said that they don’t like larger penises above 7 inches because they have more difficulty deep throating them and because it bangs up on their cervix. They actually prefer smaller because of this, and they enjoy sex with smaller penises very much. Not that I have a small penis. Mines huge. They were just trying to inform me of their preferences, I swear  Attached File |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 4:06:11 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I check on my wife when she's doing laundry. She might get stuck and apparently there only one way to get her out. |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 4:08:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: 10% of 12 year old boys watch 8 hours a day of porn. I'm not talking playboy magazines. But hardcore videos, 8 hours a day. By the time they are in their 20's they can't even get an erection with a woman. Its crazy. One of the tests for porn addiction is to be able to orgasm without viewing porn Inability to orgasm without viewing porn is a danger signal. That’s sad and very troubling.  |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 4:09:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You bastard!  Quote HistoryThat's funny as hell! Good one! |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 4:15:33 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/27/2022 4:15:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It's a 99th percentile industry, for the most part. For every normal guy you see in porn there's also a 1 in a million freak. What makes it worse is most women don't even want that much in real life, the best real study on the subject found the average woman finds a thick 6-6.5" ideal in practice and it isn't that critical to most of them. Size queens are outliers. It is pretty amazing what the body can adapt to though. It's helpful to stretch before childbirth, save you trouble down the road. I think there's a time for most things, when you're young and single you only need so many moves, later in life, with a long term partner, you develop a wider palette. Porn seems to be accelerating that though, who knows what middle aged zoomers are going to be into. Oh, yeah, Playboy doesn't have Tits anymore, so that's out. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: God I hope so.  It's a 99th percentile industry, for the most part. For every normal guy you see in porn there's also a 1 in a million freak. What makes it worse is most women don't even want that much in real life, the best real study on the subject found the average woman finds a thick 6-6.5" ideal in practice and it isn't that critical to most of them. Size queens are outliers. It is pretty amazing what the body can adapt to though. It's helpful to stretch before childbirth, save you trouble down the road. I think there's a time for most things, when you're young and single you only need so many moves, later in life, with a long term partner, you develop a wider palette. Porn seems to be accelerating that though, who knows what middle aged zoomers are going to be into. Oh, yeah, Playboy doesn't have Tits anymore, so that's out. Ezekiel 23:19-21 New International Version 19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.[a] |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 4:24:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: From my experience most people are kinky as fuck. Most men never find out that women are down for pretty much anything because most women don't want to face slut shaming for having wild sex . If a woman trusts that you won't shame her for it she'll do pretty much anything you want to do in bed. It's a complete myth that sex for women is an emotional thing and for men it's a physical pleasure thing. Women just go along with that bullshit to avoid being treated bad by hypocritical men. For any of you stuck in a boring plain sex relationship. Surprise your lady a wild toy or something. Tell her you want to use it on her for foreplay and make her come a bunch before you bang her. Then use it before and during . Talk about afterwords howuch you enjoyed getting her off that much. When she trusts that you won't look down on her for getting a little kinky she'll be down for whatever Porn obviously goes a little overboard in some aspects. Most women don't want to be degraded, pissed on shat on or have their holes stuffed to the point of prolapse, but most do like to fuck hardcore like animals if they won't be judged for it. They are also less likely to get bored of sex and go look for a man that will fuck her like a caveman if you are the one doing it. If you have two minute missionary sex I can pretty much guarantee she's bored of you. I can agree with all of this. The little 95 pound exgf is my flew too close to the sun relationship. Still love her and wish her happiness. When we were together I tried to show her she was more than enough for me. I see places where I failed in the relationship but the sack wasnt it. Didnt go for trying any porn goofiness. She offered up the behymen once or twice and was up for giving it a try if I wanted. I was okay with not going there. I was happier doing my best to go for doubles or the hat trick while leaving her panting after an hour of playing around on the sheets. It is coming up on 5 years since she bailed. Kinda in the MGTOW camp now, not wanting to go through the experience again. Porn now is simply a way for me to get to clearing the fog faster before going to bed and getting some goddamn sleep. |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 4:38:58 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: motherless Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Coma or jail? motherless Crying So much crying 
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Posted: 3/27/2022 4:42:20 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It is coming up on 5 years since she bailed. Kinda in the MGTOW camp now, not wanting to go through the experience again. Porn now is simply a way for me to get to clearing the fog faster before going to bed and getting some goddamn sleep. MGTOW thread. 
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Posted: 3/27/2022 4:43:00 PM EDT
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I’m done watching that shit. It doesn’t do anything good for the male psyche. I haven’t watched any porn at all in probably 100 days now
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Posted: 3/27/2022 4:44:14 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm done watching that shit. It doesn't do anything good for the male psyche. I haven't watched any porn at all in probably 100 days now Is just boobies porn? Asking for a friend
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Posted: 3/27/2022 4:44:54 PM EDT
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Go work corrections and you'll be amazed what can fit up a guys ass. Some things cannot be unseen.
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Posted: 3/27/2022 4:46:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I’m done watching that shit. It doesn’t do anything good for the male psyche. I haven’t watched any porn at all in probably 100 days now When you watch super hero's do you think you can fly? People in porn do so because they're "equipped" differently. I get what you're saying though. |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 4:46:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I worked in the hotel business, there were things that I will never unsee. One bed literally full of shit, the sheets, pillows everything covered in shit and a huge shit covered dildo left in the tangled up sheets. Housekeeping had to bag everything and throw it away, the bed was unsalvageable too. The couple that stayed in that room always smelled like shit too, we figured it was their fetish. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: - Amazed I am at the size of things that will fit into body orifices. - I want to avoid motel beds. - I look at people on the street and wonder just how perverted and disgusting their sexual acts are. - I realize that my most embarrassing sex acts pale in comparison to what some people do. - I understand the phrase, "How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Practice..." I worked in the hotel business, there were things that I will never unsee. One bed literally full of shit, the sheets, pillows everything covered in shit and a huge shit covered dildo left in the tangled up sheets. Housekeeping had to bag everything and throw it away, the bed was unsalvageable too. The couple that stayed in that room always smelled like shit too, we figured it was their fetish. @WhirlyGirl45 Gross..... Where in CT was this, and did the "guests" get charged for the replacements? I sure as shit  hope so. |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 4:48:20 PM EDT
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Some women like the attention. Bigger is somehow perceived as better. YMMV.
https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/Woman-with-worlds-fattest-vagina-wants-more-plastic-surgery-Lots-of-WTF-/5-2538549/ |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 4:55:42 PM EDT
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: When you watch super hero's do you think you can fly? People in porn do so because they're "equipped" differently. I get what you're saying though. Read some of the other posts. It's documented problem of over stimulation. Basically when you can choose virtually any image or scene to get off to by watching porn, some people end up where real life doesn't do it. |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 4:56:24 PM EDT
[#20]
Don’t look up TAP. Also Bizarre Ass or Milk Speculum. Just don’t.
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Posted: 3/27/2022 5:07:41 PM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Well it's probably more than just feeling insecure thinking "you've" got a small dick. It's the link your brain makes between watching porn and getting hard/ getting off. Read some of the other posts. It's documented problem of over stimulation. Basically when you can choose virtually any image or scene to get off to by watching porn, some people end up where real life doesn't do it. I totally get it. Some folks just need to give porn a rest for a while, just like booze or anything else if used too much. |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 5:46:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: MGTOW thread. No credit card debt. 4 cars all with no payments. Extra payments on the house so hopefully it is paid off in the next 6-7 years making retirement a real option. That alone is almost like I could jerk off without needing porn... Suppose I could close my eyes reall hard and try to remember what the ex's butthole looked like as she reverse cowboy rode on me... Hell I am 30 pounds heavier than when we were dating. Managed to screw enough that It kept the weight off. But I am legit fearful of the very real threat of a financial succubus. |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 5:58:15 PM EDT
[#23]
You need to watch more DP or TP.
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Posted: 3/27/2022 6:05:06 PM EDT
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted: From my experience most people are kinky as fuck. Most men never find out that women are down for pretty much anything because most women don't want to face slut shaming for having wild sex . If a woman trusts that you won't shame her for it she'll do pretty much anything you want to do in bed. It's a complete myth that sex for women is an emotional thing and for men it's a physical pleasure thing. Women just go along with that bullshit to avoid being treated bad by hypocritical men. For any of you stuck in a boring plain sex relationship. Surprise your lady a wild toy or something. Tell her you want to use it on her for foreplay and make her come a bunch before you bang her. Then use it before and during . Talk about afterwords howuch you enjoyed getting her off that much. When she trusts that you won't look down on her for getting a little kinky she'll be down for whatever Porn obviously goes a little overboard in some aspects. Most women don't want to be degraded, pissed on shat on or have their holes stuffed to the point of prolapse, but most do like to fuck hardcore like animals if they won't be judged for it. They are also less likely to get bored of sex and go look for a man that will fuck her like a caveman if you are the one doing it. If you have two minute missionary sex I can pretty much guarantee she's bored of you. This^ |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 7:15:49 PM EDT
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Probably, but I think 5.1 might be the global average. There's a lot of obesity skewing all these numbers. Average guy and average girl fit together just fine if neither of them is obese. Hell yeah. I’m hung now. Woohoo. Celebrating this news with the wife tonight. 
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Posted: 3/27/2022 7:16:38 PM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Some women like the attention. Bigger is somehow perceived as better. YMMV. https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/Woman-with-worlds-fattest-vagina-wants-more-plastic-surgery-Lots-of-WTF-/5-2538549/  |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 7:27:13 PM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Porn is disgusting, just by the way some of those women treat those cocks. I think the woman think we’re just a piece of meat. They really take the self esteem out of those poor men being taken advantage of. You are absolutely correct. It really is bad. |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 7:32:17 PM EDT
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Apparently there's like a fetish where a chick fucks a stick shift of a car Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: - Amazed I am at the size of things that will fit into body orifices. - I want to avoid motel beds. - I look at people on the street and wonder just how perverted and disgusting their sexual acts are. - I realize that my most embarrassing sex acts pale in comparison to what some people do. - I understand the phrase, "How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Practice..." Apparently there's like a fetish where a chick fucks a stick shift of a car |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 7:37:24 PM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: go to efukt if ya wanna stop watching any other porn for a while fixed |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 8:24:18 PM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I worked in the hotel business, there were things that I will never unsee. One bed literally full of shit, the sheets, pillows everything covered in shit and a huge shit covered dildo left in the tangled up sheets. Housekeeping had to bag everything and throw it away, the bed was unsalvageable too. The couple that stayed in that room always smelled like shit too, we figured it was their fetish. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: - Amazed I am at the size of things that will fit into body orifices. - I want to avoid motel beds. - I look at people on the street and wonder just how perverted and disgusting their sexual acts are. - I realize that my most embarrassing sex acts pale in comparison to what some people do. - I understand the phrase, "How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Practice..." I worked in the hotel business, there were things that I will never unsee. One bed literally full of shit, the sheets, pillows everything covered in shit and a huge shit covered dildo left in the tangled up sheets. Housekeeping had to bag everything and throw it away, the bed was unsalvageable too. The couple that stayed in that room always smelled like shit too, we figured it was their fetish. My wife worked in hotel management for awhile. She’s told me some stories. Made me leery, and I’ll always check for certain things when I get into a room. |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 8:39:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You bastard! Quote History . Okay , this made me laugh to tears
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Posted: 3/27/2022 8:55:07 PM EDT
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What I don't get is how random shit gets into porn and then seems to become pervasive.
Like the girl giving a bad, open-mouth "blowjob" while audibly... LOUDLY... vocalizing ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK as they do it. Really? Does anyone at all find that hot? Where the hell did that come from? |
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Posted: 3/28/2022 11:52:14 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What I don't get is how random shit gets into porn and then seems to become pervasive. Like the girl giving a bad, open-mouth "blowjob" while audibly... LOUDLY... vocalizing ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK as they do it. Really? Does anyone at all find that hot? Where the hell did that come from? Um no lol Weird thing for me... Buddy and I are doubleteamimg this chick back in the day relentlessly. She has some annoyingly loud blue socks on. I go to tear one off and she screams don't touch my feet. Ok....you've got two hard ones stabbing you literally everywhere but that's where you draw the line? |
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Posted: 3/28/2022 3:33:20 PM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Um no lol Weird thing for me... Buddy and I are doubleteamimg this chick back in the day relentlessly. She has some annoyingly loud blue socks on. I go to tear one off and she screams don't touch my feet. Ok....you've got two hard ones stabbing you literally everywhere but that's where you draw the line? 
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Posted: 3/28/2022 3:37:19 PM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I check on my wife when she's doing laundry. She might get stuck and apparently there only one way to get her out. Ok, that made me chuckle 
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Posted: 3/28/2022 6:41:29 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Um no lol Weird thing for me... Buddy and I are doubleteamimg this chick back in the day relentlessly. She has some annoyingly loud blue socks on. I go to tear one off and she screams don't touch my feet. Ok....you've got two hard ones stabbing you literally everywhere but that's where you draw the line? Attached File |
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Posted: 3/28/2022 6:41:44 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My wife worked in hotel management for awhile. She's told me some stories. Made me leery, and I'll always check for certain things when I get into a room. |
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Posted: 3/28/2022 7:00:50 PM EDT
[#38]
Back in college one of my professors was telling us some of the sick stuff she saw during her time in the ER.
She told us the story of woman who came in with a broken light bulb in her vagina. Yep, she was masturbating with a light bulb and it shattered inside her. |
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Posted: 3/28/2022 7:01:05 PM EDT
[#39]
I watched porn and realized dryers are very dangerous but no one ever gets stuck in mine.
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Posted: 3/28/2022 8:29:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I watched porn and realized dryers are very dangerous but no one ever gets stuck in mine. You gotta bait them with meth first and hope Hunter doesnt show up. |
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Posted: 3/28/2022 9:20:38 PM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: There's a chick paying her way through medical school doing that lol. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: - Amazed I am at the size of things that will fit into body orifices. - I want to avoid motel beds. - I look at people on the street and wonder just how perverted and disgusting their sexual acts are. - I realize that my most embarrassing sex acts pale in comparison to what some people do. - I understand the phrase, "How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Practice..." Apparently there's like a fetish where a chick fucks a stick shift of a car I mean, have you seen diesel prices lately? You'd be surprised what people are into.   Attached File |
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Posted: 3/29/2022 5:58:06 AM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Apparently there's like a fetish where a chick fucks a stick shift of a car I've seen this first-hand and it was not by request. |
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Posted: 3/29/2022 6:11:59 AM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I watched porn and realized dryers are very dangerous but no one ever gets stuck in mine. Imagine a top-loading washer with one of those baskets that pumps up and down. Safety interlock disabled. Imagine it with a big dildo fastened to the basket. Now imagine it on spin cycle. |
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Posted: 3/29/2022 8:24:02 AM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Imagine a top-loading washer with one of those baskets that pumps up and down. Safety interlock disabled. Imagine it with a big dildo fastened to the basket. Now imagine it on spin cycle. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I watched porn and realized dryers are very dangerous but no one ever gets stuck in mine. Imagine a top-loading washer with one of those baskets that pumps up and down. Safety interlock disabled. Imagine it with a big dildo fastened to the basket. Now imagine it on spin cycle. You sir, you have too much time on your hands. Or something else in em. |
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Posted: 3/29/2022 10:22:42 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You sir, you have too much time on your hands. Or something else in em. It only takes about 3 minutes a week to see all this filth in the animated previews. |
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Posted: 3/29/2022 10:41:14 AM EDT
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Quoted: - Amazed I am at the size of things that will fit into body orifices... 
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Posted: 3/29/2022 11:25:53 AM EDT
[#47]
I wish I had grown up in a home with a hot as fuck step mom who never wore panties and always got stuck in the dryer.
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Posted: 3/29/2022 11:42:31 AM EDT
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I once ran a medical call where a guy had a dildo stuck in his ass. At 9 in the morning, No joke. Big house, professional guy. We transported him to the ER where the doc says surgery will be required to remove the foreign object. It was way up there and none of it was visible on the exterior. He apparently never made it to work that day.
I literally stood next to the man as the doc explained this and then I heard him call his wife, to tell her he would be late for supper because he had an urgent meeting at work & he couldn’t skip it. (He failed to disclose the meeting was with a surgeon). The ER doc said this happens at least every other month, where something gets in too far and a natural vacuum occurs. He also showed my partner and I a strange collection of X-rays in his office. They were crazy. All things that were up one hole or the other and came thru his ER. No names where on the X-rays. Training tools I guess. |
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Posted: 3/29/2022 11:51:07 AM EDT
[#49]
Its only kinky the first time
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Posted: 3/29/2022 1:07:52 PM EDT
[#50]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Damn, it’s gotten shorter in the last 25 +/- years? Last anatomy class I took said 5.8” average length but that has been a while. 
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