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Link Posted: 3/13/2021 10:34:57 AM EDT
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You literally texted me, not called.
Link Posted: 3/13/2021 10:35:07 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/13/2021 10:37:57 AM EDT
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Hey, we're on 69
Link Posted: 3/13/2021 10:41:15 AM EDT
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SIXTY-NINE’N
Link Posted: 3/13/2021 10:42:10 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/13/2021 10:48:41 AM EDT
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In on69
Link Posted: 3/13/2021 10:51:32 AM EDT
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You literally texted me, not called.
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You literally texted me, not called.

Link Posted: 3/13/2021 10:51:48 AM EDT
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Hey, we're on 69
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We're always on 69 in here
Link Posted: 3/13/2021 10:53:51 AM EDT
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Id10T: "My AC isn't blowing cold in my brand new vehicle. Fix my shit!!"

Me: "Let me just go have a look here...."{{Inserts temp probes into vents and runs HVAC performance test}}

Temp Probes: "Outside temperature: 74.5F. Vent Temp 1: 41.9F. Vent Temp 2: 41.9F"

Me: "Sir, your AC is blowing 41.9 degree air out of the vents. How much colder do you expect it to be?"

Id10T: "Bullshit. This car is a lemon and I want my money back."

Me: "I assure you that this car is operating normally. Would you like me to go over how the system works and the best settings for it with you?"

Id10T: "I know how to drive and operate a fucking car. Do I look like some sort of fucking idiot to you?? Where's your fucking manager???"

Me: "Right this way, Sir..."
Link Posted: 3/13/2021 10:54:06 AM EDT
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In on 69.
Link Posted: 3/13/2021 10:55:05 AM EDT
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Id10T: "My AC isn't blowing cold in my brand new vehicle. Fix my shit!!"

Me: "Let me just go have a look here...."{{Inserts temp probes into vents and runs HVAC performance test}}

Temp Probes: "Outside temperature: 74.5F. Vent Temp 1: 41.9F. Vent Temp 2: 41.9F"

Me: "Sir, your AC is blowing 41.9 degree air out of the vents. How much colder do you expect it to be?"

Id10T: "Bullshit. This car is a lemon and I want my money back."

Me: "I assure you that this car is operating normally. Would you like me to go over how the system works and the best settings for it with you?"

Id10T: "I know how to drive and operate a fucking car. Do I look like some sort of fucking idiot to you?? Where's your fucking manager???"

Me: "Right this way, Sir..."
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Sounds like a fucking idiot to me ???????
Link Posted: 3/13/2021 10:55:58 AM EDT
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Sounds like a fucking idiot to me ???????
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#metoo  
Link Posted: 3/13/2021 11:02:45 AM EDT
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In on 69.
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Yeah you are
Link Posted: 3/13/2021 11:06:43 AM EDT
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Morning would 69 bazinga
Link Posted: 3/13/2021 11:08:15 AM EDT
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IO69
Link Posted: 3/13/2021 11:10:06 AM EDT
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Morning would 69 bazinga
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YESPLEASE
Link Posted: 3/13/2021 11:17:17 AM EDT
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IO69
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Link Posted: 3/13/2021 11:17:51 AM EDT
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I think he is just mean
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I think you're an oversensitive little fuck.


Guess we're even
Link Posted: 3/13/2021 11:17:52 AM EDT
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Id10T: "My AC isn't blowing cold in my brand new vehicle. Fix my shit!!"

Me: "Let me just go have a look here...."{{Inserts temp probes into vents and runs HVAC performance test}}

Temp Probes: "Outside temperature: 74.5F. Vent Temp 1: 41.9F. Vent Temp 2: 41.9F"

Me: "Sir, your AC is blowing 41.9 degree air out of the vents. How much colder do you expect it to be?"

Id10T: "Bullshit. This car is a lemon and I want my money back."

Me: "I assure you that this car is operating normally. Would you like me to go over how the system works and the best settings for it with you?"

Id10T: "I know how to drive and operate a fucking car. Do I look like some sort of fucking idiot to you?? Where's your fucking manager???"

Me: "Right this way, Sir..."
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Ahhhh, public relations
Link Posted: 3/13/2021 11:18:55 AM EDT
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You literally texted me, not called.


Your bride is a saint, clearly
Link Posted: 3/13/2021 11:19:28 AM EDT
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Bless you brother Bacon
Link Posted: 3/13/2021 11:20:00 AM EDT
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I think you're an oversensitive little fuck.


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Fair enough ???????
Link Posted: 3/13/2021 11:23:53 AM EDT
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The snowing has begun
Link Posted: 3/13/2021 11:23:55 AM EDT
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Your bride is a saint, clearly
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You literally texted me, not called.


Your bride is a saint, clearly

Chloroform is a hell of a drug
Link Posted: 3/13/2021 11:30:27 AM EDT
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Need some breakfast
Link Posted: 3/13/2021 11:34:10 AM EDT
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Anyways
Link Posted: 3/13/2021 11:35:22 AM EDT
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Yup
Link Posted: 3/13/2021 11:38:23 AM EDT
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I think you're an oversensitive little fuck.


Guess we're even
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I think he is just mean


I think you're an oversensitive little fuck.


Guess we're even

How was second sleep?
Link Posted: 3/13/2021 11:39:04 AM EDT
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The snowing has begun
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And so it begins.

Also, give that little calf a scratch behind the ear for me. Thanks buddy
Link Posted: 3/13/2021 11:41:23 AM EDT
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How was second sleep?
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Great.

Got another 3 hours in.
Link Posted: 3/13/2021 11:41:43 AM EDT
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And so it begins.

Also, give that little calf a scratch behind the ear for me. Thanks buddy
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He probably would rather kick you in the balls
Link Posted: 3/13/2021 11:42:08 AM EDT
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His mother would like to rub you in the dirt
Link Posted: 3/13/2021 11:46:00 AM EDT
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Great.

Got another 3 hours in.
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How was second sleep?


Great.

Got another 3 hours in.

Good shit.
Link Posted: 3/13/2021 11:46:29 AM EDT
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I hope that calf turns into tasty steaks
Link Posted: 3/13/2021 11:46:54 AM EDT
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Mother cows can be protective, yeah
Link Posted: 3/13/2021 11:54:04 AM EDT
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I can forgive her.

Seeing as how I want to eat her son
Link Posted: 3/13/2021 11:54:06 AM EDT
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Gettin deep out there
Link Posted: 3/13/2021 11:59:23 AM EDT
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Gettin deep out there
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You should stay inside, stay warm, and do something fun.
Link Posted: 3/13/2021 11:59:38 AM EDT
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Stimulate the economy.
Link Posted: 3/13/2021 12:00:11 PM EDT
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AJ will rename his penis The Economy in 3, 2...
Link Posted: 3/13/2021 12:01:47 PM EDT
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I was already done
Link Posted: 3/13/2021 12:06:17 PM EDT
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Dumb.
Link Posted: 3/13/2021 12:15:13 PM EDT
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Tarded levels of stupid
Link Posted: 3/13/2021 12:20:45 PM EDT
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Dumb.
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Yea verily.
Link Posted: 3/13/2021 12:21:57 PM EDT
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Tarded levels of stupid
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Stupid levels of tarded....
Link Posted: 3/13/2021 12:32:18 PM EDT
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Roadkill I went to get was gone
what kind of sick fuck would pick up a dead deer off the side of the road
Link Posted: 3/13/2021 12:32:43 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/13/2021 12:34:18 PM EDT
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Roadkill I went to get was gone
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Any one of these facilities???  

Roadkill Removal and Disposal.
Link Posted: 3/13/2021 12:34:28 PM EDT
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Stayed in bed a bit longer than usual.  Wodstock went out grocery shopping.  And, as usual, she's trying to kill me with a box of Entenmann's donuts.  
Link Posted: 3/13/2021 12:34:56 PM EDT
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Right? What kind of sick bastard would do such an atrocious thing?
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