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Link Posted: 3/27/2023 10:42:53 AM EDT
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I think you've hit rock bottom
Link Posted: 3/27/2023 10:42:59 AM EDT
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That's not true, actually I've not decided yet.

Might go get tacos.
Link Posted: 3/27/2023 10:43:12 AM EDT
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What, you think she's with him for his personality?

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A third wiener? Are you some freak of nature or something

What, you think she's with him for his personality?


Facts
Link Posted: 3/27/2023 10:44:43 AM EDT
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Break out the jackhammer
Link Posted: 3/27/2023 10:48:53 AM EDT
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And yes, about fucking time Cowbell

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Thank you lubers
Link Posted: 3/27/2023 10:49:32 AM EDT
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What, you think she's with him for his personality?

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A third wiener? Are you some freak of nature or something

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Definitely not my money despite what GD says.
Link Posted: 3/27/2023 10:50:20 AM EDT
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Thank you. I was going to ask if you got them. Think they'll work?
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Also, congrats on the thing and thanks for the other thing

Thank you. I was going to ask if you got them. Think they'll work?

Honestly, I’ve been stretched so thin the past several days I haven’t even opened the package.  Maybe tomorrow.  Or tonight of baseball gets rained out.
Link Posted: 3/27/2023 10:52:04 AM EDT
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Break out the jackhammer

Right? I haven't even started digging yet
Link Posted: 3/27/2023 10:57:01 AM EDT
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Definitely not my money despite what GD says.
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A third wiener? Are you some freak of nature or something

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Definitely not my money despite what GD says.

You can pretend by leaving some cash on her nightstand each morning.
Link Posted: 3/27/2023 11:02:55 AM EDT
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What's for lunch?
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double smash burger
cheddar jack
bacon
ketchup
mayo
lettuce
tomato

salt n vinegar chips
diet coke
Link Posted: 3/27/2023 11:03:53 AM EDT
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Definitely not my money despite what GD says.
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Nothing wrong with a Sugar Mama
Link Posted: 3/27/2023 11:08:07 AM EDT
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You can pretend by leaving some cash on her nightstand each morning.
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Definitely not my money despite what GD says.

You can pretend by leaving some cash on her nightstand each morning.

I gave her some change the other day to use in the vending machines at work. I told her I'd leave it on the dresser for services rendered.
Link Posted: 3/27/2023 11:08:18 AM EDT
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That sounds pretty good
Link Posted: 3/27/2023 11:10:17 AM EDT
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I gave her some change the other day to use in the vending machines at work. I told her I'd leave it on the dresser for services rendered.
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A third wiener? Are you some freak of nature or something

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Definitely not my money despite what GD says.

You can pretend by leaving some cash on her nightstand each morning.

I gave her some change the other day to use in the vending machines at work. I told her I'd leave it on the dresser for services rendered.

Link Posted: 3/27/2023 11:10:44 AM EDT
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Most likely. I typed it last night but haven't printed it yet. Will have 3 weeks to move to a new city/state and start a new job.
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Bout to be a stressful week

Are you turning in your notice?

Most likely. I typed it last night but haven't printed it yet. Will have 3 weeks to move to a new city/state and start a new job.

That sounds fun
Link Posted: 3/27/2023 11:11:41 AM EDT
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That's where a profile pic would help
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I want to see how high the quarter bounces

That's where a profile pic would help

Maybe Moe can assist with more ass-ists
Link Posted: 3/27/2023 11:12:38 AM EDT
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Thinking about eating more vitamin I

You?
Link Posted: 3/27/2023 11:13:42 AM EDT
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That sounds funstressful
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Bout to be a stressful week

Are you turning in your notice?

Most likely. I typed it last night but haven't printed it yet. Will have 3 weeks to move to a new city/state and start a new job.

That sounds funstressful

Indeed
Link Posted: 3/27/2023 11:15:09 AM EDT
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Maybe Moe can assist with more ass-ists
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I want to see how high the quarter bounces

That's where a profile pic would help

Maybe Moe can assist with more ass-ists

No profile...
Just image searched "tight jeans".
Link Posted: 3/27/2023 11:24:28 AM EDT
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now my jeans are tight
Link Posted: 3/27/2023 11:26:33 AM EDT
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Sounds like you need looser-fitting jeans
Link Posted: 3/27/2023 11:32:33 AM EDT
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From there you can only rise up.
Link Posted: 3/27/2023 11:32:59 AM EDT
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That's not true, actually I've not decided yet.

Might go get tacos.
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Tacos are good, but there's no good Mexican restaurant around here.
Link Posted: 3/27/2023 11:34:07 AM EDT
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I gave her some change the other day to use in the vending machines at work. I told her I'd leave it on the dresser for services rendered.
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Did she throw something at you afterward?
Link Posted: 3/27/2023 11:34:40 AM EDT
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Thinking about eating more vitamin I

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Why?
Link Posted: 3/27/2023 11:34:55 AM EDT
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now my jeans are tight
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Put on weight?
Link Posted: 3/27/2023 11:41:45 AM EDT
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He's already a fatty
Link Posted: 3/27/2023 11:45:22 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/27/2023 11:47:30 AM EDT
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Avicii - Lonely Together ft. Rita Ora
Link Posted: 3/27/2023 11:49:57 AM EDT
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Go eat a salad
Link Posted: 3/27/2023 11:53:05 AM EDT
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Go eat a salad
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Had a fruit salad as part of breakfast.
Link Posted: 3/27/2023 11:53:20 AM EDT
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Those tigers that got out were at my cousin's zoo. She was pretty freaked out.
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Congrats!!!
Link Posted: 3/27/2023 11:54:22 AM EDT
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Locals have made jokes about buying me a prostitute.

Wouldn't even know what to do with one
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When in December, gift wrap your member
Link Posted: 3/27/2023 11:55:23 AM EDT
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Burger and tots
Link Posted: 3/27/2023 11:59:27 AM EDT
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That's not true, actually I've not decided yet.

Might go get tacos.
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Isn’t that what they’re trying to get you?
Link Posted: 3/27/2023 11:59:44 AM EDT
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Lunch consists of a granola bar and coffee.
Link Posted: 3/27/2023 12:00:14 PM EDT
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Wow did you take lunch advice from Lube?
Link Posted: 3/27/2023 12:01:29 PM EDT
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double smash burger
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all except those horrible chips
Link Posted: 3/27/2023 12:01:35 PM EDT
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Lunch consists of a granola bar and coffee.
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Go be poor somewhere else.

I once posted the German recipe for bread with wood flour (sawdust) that they fed to PoWs.
Link Posted: 3/27/2023 12:02:26 PM EDT
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Indeed
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Bout to be a stressful week

Are you turning in your notice?

Most likely. I typed it last night but haven't printed it yet. Will have 3 weeks to move to a new city/state and start a new job.

That sounds funstressful

Indeed

BTDT

But I was staying with the same company and they paid all moving expenses
Link Posted: 3/27/2023 12:04:01 PM EDT
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Why?
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Thinking about eating more vitamin I

You?

Why?

Digging fighting positions is a young man’s game
Link Posted: 3/27/2023 12:05:02 PM EDT
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When in December, gift wrap your member
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Locals have made jokes about buying me a prostitute.

Wouldn't even know what to do with one

When in December, gift wrap your member

In days of old when knights were bold and condoms hadn’t been invented
Knights tied socks around their cocks and babies were prevented
Link Posted: 3/27/2023 12:09:02 PM EDT
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Wow did you take lunch advice from Lube?
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No, I just don't eat much of a lunch now since I've started eating less calories.
Link Posted: 3/27/2023 12:09:39 PM EDT
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Go be poor somewhere else.

I once posted the German recipe for bread with wood flour (sawdust) that they fed to PoWs.
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I would rather have actual food but not a whole lot of time to do so right now.
Link Posted: 3/27/2023 12:10:17 PM EDT
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BTDT

But I was staying with the same company and they paid all moving expenses
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Bout to be a stressful week

Are you turning in your notice?

Most likely. I typed it last night but haven't printed it yet. Will have 3 weeks to move to a new city/state and start a new job.

That sounds funstressful

Indeed

BTDT

But I was staying with the same company and they paid all moving expenses


We'll see what all they cover. My guess is not a lot. Luckily I don't have a lot of stuff.
Link Posted: 3/27/2023 12:10:42 PM EDT
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When in December, gift wrap your member
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Locals have made jokes about buying me a prostitute.

Wouldn't even know what to do with one

When in December, gift wrap your member

Link Posted: 3/27/2023 12:11:17 PM EDT
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Isn’t that what they’re trying to get you?
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That's not true, actually I've not decided yet.

Might go get tacos.

Isn’t that what they’re trying to get you?

Link Posted: 3/27/2023 12:11:39 PM EDT
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Lunch consists of a granola bar and coffee.
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Hummus and pretzels
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Go eat a salad
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Or toss one, at least.
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Digging fighting positions is a young man’s game
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Thinking about eating more vitamin I

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