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Posted: 12/17/2019 9:04:55 PM EDT
I've had an offer accepted on a house, and I'm curious what are things you did after buying your home before move in and after move in (or things you wish you would have done).  Generally, I'm putting together a list of things that I need to do and how much they will cost for example:

Change the locks
Buy a snowblower
Paint the house
...
Link Posted: 12/17/2019 9:05:24 PM EDT
[#1]
Exorcism
Link Posted: 12/17/2019 9:06:02 PM EDT
[#2]
1. Clean everything
2. Change shower curtain
3. Get something other than the floor to sit on
4. Secure guns somewhere
5. Internet
Link Posted: 12/17/2019 9:07:52 PM EDT
[#3]
doop
Link Posted: 12/17/2019 9:09:47 PM EDT
[#4]
Realtors husband said it was customary to piss off the boat dock when buying a waterfront home in Florida.  I didn't want to tempt fate so I did the needful.
Link Posted: 12/17/2019 9:10:20 PM EDT
[#5]
Buy spare parts for the AC / furnace / water heater.  Caps, contactors, ingnitors, flame sensors, temp switches, filters, anode rods.  Clean the dryer vent.  Check the condensate drains, backups.  Plug in a lamp to every outlet to check function, tightness.  Flip every switch to listen for crackling.

Just the basics...
Link Posted: 12/17/2019 9:11:17 PM EDT
[#6]
Set up a home repair/replacement fund. You are going to need it.
Link Posted: 12/17/2019 9:11:57 PM EDT
[#7]
New toilet seats.
Link Posted: 12/17/2019 9:13:31 PM EDT
[#8]
Buy a BIGGER Gun Safe !!
Link Posted: 12/17/2019 9:14:03 PM EDT
[#9]
meet the neighbors
Link Posted: 12/17/2019 9:14:22 PM EDT
[#10]
Iet your wife max out the credit cards to fix it up.
Link Posted: 12/17/2019 9:16:25 PM EDT
[#11]
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This is first, you might need some help,  out of the blue. Or, their having a party. Don't want to be not invited.
Link Posted: 12/17/2019 9:17:42 PM EDT
[#12]
Buy decent home warranty, at least for a couple years. If I would have done that, I would still have A/C. Saved my Dad 15k for a new fridge in an old (expensive) house.
Link Posted: 12/17/2019 9:18:33 PM EDT
[#13]
Piss in all the sinks.
Link Posted: 12/17/2019 9:19:06 PM EDT
[#14]
Bang your wife or girlfriend if not married in every room in the house.
Link Posted: 12/17/2019 9:19:26 PM EDT
[#15]
good info so far.

our place was renovated besides the plumbing. Wife found out it was copper pipe and had it all ripped out and replaced

in other words check for leaks.
Link Posted: 12/17/2019 9:20:14 PM EDT
[#16]
Pay off the mortgage.
Link Posted: 12/17/2019 9:20:15 PM EDT
[#17]
Make sure you are familiar with all the major systems and how to turn them on and off, ie water, heat, electric. Check septic tank if it has one, change any filters for water or air, make sure all window locks are functional and secure all doors with new locks or braces. Paint, refinish floors, clean carpet/replace.The list is endless. good luck
Link Posted: 12/17/2019 9:20:26 PM EDT
[#18]
Plant trees on the property line, but go a little bit over into your neighbors yard.
Link Posted: 12/17/2019 9:21:27 PM EDT
[#19]
Check the insulation values it's a good time to have it put in before you move in.
Decide about the floors, if you want new flooring or carpet, or if you want carpets cleaned.
If your painting it yourself get started asap it takes longer than you think it will, and finish painting before the floors are done.

Oh,oh windows! Do you need to have any windows or doors replaced?
Link Posted: 12/17/2019 9:21:38 PM EDT
[#20]
Grease your butt for the money pit.
Link Posted: 12/17/2019 9:22:03 PM EDT
[#21]
Locate shut offs for all utilities and make sure they work.

Drain and check the water heater

Check all switches and outlets to see which devices are on which circuit breakers.

Call your local utility locate service and schedule a locate. Then you will know what is where, and will help in planning future improvements, such as pools, patios, 16 woman hot tub, etc

Spare capacitors for pumps and motors, especially if on a well.
Link Posted: 12/17/2019 9:24:28 PM EDT
[#22]
Two chicks at the same time.
Link Posted: 12/17/2019 9:27:49 PM EDT
[#23]
Make sweet love to all your fat girlfriends in every room.
Link Posted: 12/17/2019 9:28:10 PM EDT
[#24]
Three chicks at the same time.
Link Posted: 12/17/2019 9:29:02 PM EDT
[#25]
Paint before moving in. It will never be easier than with no furniture.
Link Posted: 12/17/2019 9:30:32 PM EDT
[#26]
Put beer in the fridge so it will be cold after the move.
Link Posted: 12/17/2019 9:31:59 PM EDT
[#27]
Burn sage
Link Posted: 12/17/2019 9:32:09 PM EDT
[#28]
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I prefer my skinny wife.
Link Posted: 12/17/2019 9:32:17 PM EDT
[#29]
Get an exterminator to treat the house, do this first before cleanup and move in.

Chem and bio the shit out of it.
Link Posted: 12/17/2019 9:33:45 PM EDT
[#30]
Good info about painting, find shut offs, etc.  I suggest scraping popcorn ceilings and refinishing before furniture. Also, figure out if light fixtures or switches are wired hot .  Keep an eye on drainage around foundation.  Try to only work on one room at a time instead of starting 87 different projects.  Get septic tank pumped if you have one. Floor attic before you get too much stuff up there.
Link Posted: 12/17/2019 9:34:49 PM EDT
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On second thought......this dude knows his shit!
Link Posted: 12/17/2019 9:35:35 PM EDT
[#32]
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good info so far.

our place was renovated besides the plumbing. Wife found out it was copper pipe and had it all ripped out and replaced

in other words check for leaks.
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Why rip out copper? That shit should last forever
Link Posted: 12/17/2019 9:47:41 PM EDT
[#33]
This might end up being long.  I’m assuming that you have not owned a home before and have nothing an apartment dweller wouldn’t have.

Outside.

Lawn mower
Weed eater
Leaf blower.
Shovels
Rakes
Garden hoses

Before I would move in I would

Utilities, internet, trash services, insurance, get it all setup

give the thing a deep cleaning. Don’t forget the ceiling fans. No one cleans them and they make a mess.

If you want to do any painting or replace any carpet do it now while it’s empty.

Replace or rekey all locks.

Reset the garage door openers so you clear all the remotes and codes out of it and reprogram what remotes you have.

Replace all filters. Hvac, water filters ( whole house, ice makers,)

Buy some entry floor mats you’ll need them when bringing everything in.

After you move in.

Prioritize doing maint to big ticket items, it’s the simple shit like cleaning your ac coils, back flushing water heaters if needed, tuning cleaning cycles on any appliances.

Pretty much any periodic house shit do now so you know it’s taken care of. Clean the gutters.
Link Posted: 12/17/2019 9:49:38 PM EDT
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Quoted:
I've had an offer accepted on a house, and I'm curious what are things you did after buying your home before move in and after move in (or things you wish you would have done).  Generally, I'm putting together a list of things that I need to do and how much they will cost for example:

Change the locks
Buy a snowblower
Paint the house
...
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Have a 1 year home warranty in the sale. [they're only a few hundred dollars]

And, pre schedule a cleaning company for the day you take possession [then move in the following day].

Don't ask me how I know
Link Posted: 12/17/2019 10:00:05 PM EDT
[#35]
A bug sweep obviously.

Link Posted: 12/17/2019 10:02:01 PM EDT
[#36]
Stress about what the previous owner lied about on the disclosure.
Link Posted: 12/17/2019 10:06:32 PM EDT
[#37]
Figure about $5k in locks, curtains, flooring, shelving, lawn mowers, power tools, light fixtures, etc.  It adds up quickly.
Link Posted: 12/17/2019 10:11:50 PM EDT
[#38]
Trash cans
Curtains
Phone numbers for a plumber, electrician etc
Change garage door code
Link Posted: 12/17/2019 10:12:36 PM EDT
[#39]
acid/etch clean and paint the garage floor
Link Posted: 12/17/2019 10:13:37 PM EDT
[#40]
Refinish the garage floor.  Once you start packing shit in there you will never get another chance

-Mike
Link Posted: 12/17/2019 10:18:30 PM EDT
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First thing I did was have surveyors out to stake,  then contractors out to fence the property lines.  Never talked to my neighbors,  they've never approached me. That's the way I like it.

Literally just moved so I'll just go through my thoughts:
Get utilities in your name
Get internet set up scheduled. You could really do this now,  just schedule for day of possession.  So long as it's not Comcast you should have internet day 1.
We had painters scheduled to go through day of possession as well.
Hire a moving company it's worth it.
Get mortgage set up on auto pay,  same with new utilities.
I didn't look at your location,  but have your furnace and humidifier if you have one serviced as we've just started winter and I doubt the seller did anything with it.
Link Posted: 12/17/2019 10:21:58 PM EDT
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New toilet seats.
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Fuck that, one of the first things I did was put new toilets in. I wanted my shit to be the new shit in my home.
Link Posted: 12/17/2019 10:21:58 PM EDT
[#43]
Walk in safe...
Link Posted: 12/17/2019 10:24:54 PM EDT
[#44]
Clean the fuck out of everything, top to bottom.
Odds are you'll never have the opportunity to clean it that well again without moving a ton of crap.  
If you are going to paint or replace any flooring do that first then clean before moving anything in.
Find the water shut off, make sure the breaker box is correctly labeled.
Link Posted: 12/17/2019 10:26:07 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/17/2019 10:27:08 PM EDT
[#46]
Paint whatever before moving furniture in.

Pull cabinet drawers and clean the drawers and cabinets.  Lots of cobwebs in the cabinets and occasional items left behind.  Pull fridge and stove out and clean them.
Link Posted: 12/17/2019 10:31:05 PM EDT
[#47]
Waterboard the home inspector
Link Posted: 12/17/2019 10:32:15 PM EDT
[#48]
Pee on your neighbors house to establish dominance
Link Posted: 12/17/2019 10:35:32 PM EDT
[#49]
Pay a bug man the $150 to nuke everything BEFORE YOU MOVE ALL YOUR STUFF IN!!!!

soooo frustrating to have to do it after the fact!

So easy, simple, and sensical to do it before you’re moved in.

Spend the money man!
Link Posted: 12/17/2019 10:37:41 PM EDT
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That’s no shit!
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