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When I was 17 I went to a strip club in Memphis. You have to be 21 to get in by law but in practice you only have to show an ID at the door, they didn’t care.
A beautiful stripper gave me a private lap dance and blowjob for $20. Make sure your employees swallow, you’ll get more repeat business. |
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Quoted: 1099 all the girls, the rest of the employees W-2. If liquor/alcohol is able to be sold within the club, secure that license first. Some states do not allow alcohol inside strip clubs. Most money will be made via bottle service and alcohol sales. Lunch buffet is also a huge money maker. Cater in your food to avoid health department inspections. View Quote |
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Quoted: When I was 17 I went to a strip club in Memphis. You have to be 21 to get in by law but in practice you only have to show an ID at the door, they didn’t care. A beautiful stripper gave me a private lap dance and blowjob for $20. Make sure your employees swallow, you’ll get more repeat business. View Quote America used to be awesome |
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Mrs Moses says "Pizza Slut" with the logo being two side-by-side pizzas with a single pepperoni in the centers sounds like an award-winning business idea.
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Former machine shop?
“Grinders” Logo would include a disc grinder …. Handle would be in the shape of a buxom woman and the disc would be a pizza |
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Keep the club name simple and to the point: Titties & Beer pizzaria
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I would be more interested in an ammunition coop that owns machines to make 22LR.
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Quoted: When I was 17 I went to a strip club in Memphis. You have to be 21 to get in by law but in practice you only have to show an ID at the door, they didn’t care. A beautiful stripper gave me a private lap dance and blowjob for $20. Make sure your employees swallow, you’ll get more repeat business. View Quote Was it the Purple Church? |
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@JLPettimoreIII
Remember the Sensitive Machinist we used to have here? Seeing this thread makes me realize that we really let that guy down when we tried to give him advice about finding a woman. If we had only thought to suggest that he turn his machine shop into a tiddy bar, he'd be rolling in the shaved cooch by now. |
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Quoted: @JLPettimoreIII Remember the Sensitive Machinist we used to have here? Seeing this thread makes me realize that we really let that guy down when we tried to give him advice about finding a woman. If we had only thought to suggest that he turn his machine shop into a tiddy bar, he'd be rolling in the shaved cooch by now. View Quote they say he's still got a hot young 5'2" 110-lb MILF who does that Brazil Butt Workout treed up two pallets of bottled wudder at the Target. @Geralt55 |
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Quoted: The next day in GD A guy decides to sell some of his rental properties to buy a Milsurp blackhawk, so he can rescue trapped MILFs https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNTVxMHJkdXpkanNyb3Via3NuM2RjeGdneDF3cjRiYmdiaHVxZDB2cCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/7wHQO5499XarS/200.webp View Quote |
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Quoted: Eversmann: Nobody asks to be a hero, it just sometimes turns out that way. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: The next day in GD A guy decides to sell some of his rental properties to buy a Milsurp blackhawk, so he can rescue trapped MILFs https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNTVxMHJkdXpkanNyb3Via3NuM2RjeGdneDF3cjRiYmdiaHVxZDB2cCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/7wHQO5499XarS/200.webp BRUHHHH |
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Quoted: What do your local laws allow for? About thirty years ago my county went from one grandfathered strip club to suddenly one going up in several townships within a shit period of time. Almost all of the local governments responded by passing bans on strip clubs View Quote You are not talking about kumas are you? |
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Quoted: Yes/No.... I'll need to be rezoned but I have a strong argument that I haven't mentioned that might get me through. Pizza sucks here and no tits, doing the Lord's work. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Won't the man just shut you down? Maybe you can make a proper pizza, but dude, you’re in Utah. What are you gonna do … import quality strippers? |
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OP, first you need to change your screen name to “RoastbeefParty” then, profit.
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Strippers that smell like pizza.
Pizza that will have sweaty stripper glitter on it. Fuck it…I’m in |
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Quoted: Yes/No.... I'll need to be rezoned but I have a strong argument that I haven't mentioned that might get me through. Pizza sucks here and no tits, doing the Lord's work. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Won't the man just shut you down? What city are you in? That would be funny to watch. |
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Quoted: I live in Montreal which was the Mecca of strip clubs. In the 80's and early 90's there were strip clubs on every corner. View Quote I didn't stop to check them out, but it did leave an impression. |
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Quoted: And have cheap pitchers and a decent beer list View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: What is your plan for making pizza that’s excellent? Ingredient source, oven, serving style? And have cheap pitchers and a decent beer list Not in Utah. Titties and alcohol is verboten. He would have to name the place Pasties and Pizza. |
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Quoted: We had a member that ran a strip club. Imagine all of the employee personal life drama of running a McDonald's x10. Hopefully he'll see the thread. View Quote Actually..... I ran one for a while. Wasn't really my scene before that but now..... you couldn't pay me enough to ever go into one again. It's worse than Mos Isley. H |
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I used to drive by a strip club that looked liked an old wooden store on a country road in rural Ohio. The sign in front had the name of the strip club and BYOB. Never stopped in to check the talent.
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Quoted: I fucked strippers in my 20's. They are absolutely a train wreck but almost worth every second. I almost said "dated" but you never truly date a stripper. I know the game but looking more at the business aspect. View Quote I too spent a lot of time in strip clubs and strippers in my ute. They are a lot of fun, but completely unreliable. Ahh how times have changed; the all nude club required the bush cover the meat curtain; back in the day…. |
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Quoted: What do your local laws allow for? About thirty years ago my county went from one grandfathered strip club to suddenly one going up in several townships within a shit period of time. Almost all of the local governments responded by passing bans on strip clubs View Quote Is that why Kuma's closed?? |
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Quoted: Not in Utah. Titties and alcohol is verboten. He would have to name the place Pasties and Pizza. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: What is your plan for making pizza that’s excellent? Ingredient source, oven, serving style? And have cheap pitchers and a decent beer list Not in Utah. Titties and alcohol is verboten. He would have to name the place Pasties and Pizza. I'd go to Pasties & Pizza. |
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Bob Seger - Her Strut |
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People actually go to strip clubs?
I went to one once in Indianapolis with some friends from work that said " it is a great place." We had to pay a $3 cover charge to enter and bottled beers were $5. It had 2 stages with one pole each but only one girl ever on stage at one time. It maybe had 5 girls in rotation. When they were not dancing they were working the crowd for lap dances. I once went to one here in Pattaya with some friends. No cover charge. Bottled beers were $3 One stage about 40 foot long with 12 poles and 18 girls at one time on stage. Some topless, some also bottomless. Every song change and 3 girls exit the stage to the right, and all girls move down to the right while 3 new girls enter the left side of the stage. This go go bar had 70 girls working from 8 PM until 3AM. After about 8 songs all girls leave the stage and a special group of girls take the stage. Each girl has a number on their armband so you can tell the waitress if you want to buy any of them a drink. They didn't "work the crowd" for lap dances or tips. If you didn't like it here, just walk outside the door and walk 30 feet left, right, or across the street and there is another go go just like it. That being said I never visit these places as I just don't enjoy the "meat market" atmosphere and I have a live in lady friend. |
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