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Posted: 3/14/2016 3:00:57 PM EST
[#1]
LOL
I wish it was. |
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Posted: 3/14/2016 3:11:13 PM EST
[#2]
I text the wife and she text back " mmmhummm"
I think that must be code for " hell yes im giving you one tonight"! 
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Posted: 3/14/2016 3:14:20 PM EST
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I text the wife and she text back " mmmhummm" I think that must be code for " hell yes im giving you one tonight"!
Sounds more like she had her mouth full...
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Posted: 3/14/2016 3:15:33 PM EST
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Sounds more like she had her mouth full... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I text the wife and she text back " mmmhummm" I think that must be code for " hell yes im giving you one tonight"!
Sounds more like she had her mouth full... Well she did get nice raise last month from her female boss... 
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Posted: 3/14/2016 3:16:23 PM EST
[#5]
Mine asked if I'm picking up steak.
I told her it depended on whether she was just gonna eat the steak and go to sleep or not. |
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Posted: 3/14/2016 4:05:23 PM EST
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Good to know not everyone has a drab and miserable marriage. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I sent the UD link to my wife. This was her response "Get the steak, I'll blow. " Good to know not everyone has a drab and miserable marriage. Yessir 
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Posted: 3/14/2016 4:15:08 PM EST
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Set one month after Valentine's Day, it is a romantic holiday of sorts for men. No cards, chocolate, flowers, or movies. No complicated plans or conversations about feelings. Just a nice, juicy Steak accompanied by some enthusiastic oral shenanigans. From Urban Dictionary: Steak and a Blowjob Day So if your woman has a good sense of humor, today would be the appropriate time to say something charming and witty like "It's Steak and a Blowjob Day, and we're all out of Steak"  With Pi for dessert. 
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Posted: 3/14/2016 4:21:20 PM EST
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Mine asked if I'm picking up steak. I told her it depended on whether she was just gonna eat the steak and go to sleep or not. You are doing it wrong: 
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Posted: 3/14/2016 4:22:35 PM EST
[#9]
I have a woman I know bringing some steaks over tonight
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Posted: 3/14/2016 4:51:43 PM EST
[#10]
I picked up a nice Rib-eye for tonight.
Wifey has been out of town for almost two weeks and is not due back yet. |
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Posted: 3/14/2016 9:24:46 PM EST
[#11]
Just had a juicy ribeye I cooked on the grill.
Going to send her a link to this thread. Cross your fingers for me. |
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Posted: 3/14/2016 9:27:36 PM EST
[#12]
New York Strip has been consumed. No word on second half of the day.
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Posted: 3/14/2016 9:29:38 PM EST
[#13]
Pi day generally gets better results at work.
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Posted: 3/14/2016 9:33:38 PM EST
[#14]
Already had smoked pork loin for dinner. I'll mark the calendar for next year.
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Posted: 3/14/2016 9:50:02 PM EST
[#15]
Well I got the steak but I'm married so oh well
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Posted: 3/14/2016 10:09:40 PM EST
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Mine acknowledged pi day but quickly fell off the radar when I mentioned this national holiday. Same thing here 
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Posted: 3/14/2016 10:12:38 PM EST
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I forwarded the link to my wife hours ago.
She read it and weakly responded by mumbling, "Oh". She's upstairs sleeping. And that's that! |
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Posted: 3/14/2016 10:22:02 PM EST
[#18]
not getting either today, wife just worked 12 hours, but not a big deal, can get either any time i want.
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Posted: 3/14/2016 10:26:14 PM EST
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The Ides of March is Steak and BJ day in my house. Tomorrow we celebrate 25 years of marriage.
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Posted: 3/14/2016 10:31:24 PM EST
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Sweet, tomorrow's my anniversary. Steak and bj's two days in a row!
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Posted: 3/14/2016 10:33:03 PM EST
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Just had a juicy ribeye I cooked on the grill. Going to send her a link to this thread. Cross your fingers for me. Sucks ..... (when you have to quote yourself) . No response . She went to bed, alone.
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Posted: 3/14/2016 10:34:25 PM EST
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The Ides of March is Steak and BJ day in my house. Tomorrow we celebrate 25 years of marriage. 26 for me on the 17th. |
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Posted: 3/14/2016 10:34:59 PM EST
[#23]
Sometimes you have to take matters in hand!
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Posted: 3/14/2016 10:37:31 PM EST
[#24]
Sorry I have that once or twice a week anyway.
and sometime I get the steak  A good wife gives her man a blowjob every week |
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Posted: 3/14/2016 10:57:21 PM EST
[#25]
0 for 2 on that one.
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